Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 491 Haruyuki in Fengrao Garden
Luo Binhan has always been fully alert to buttons.It was caused by witnessing three-year-old Yu Xiaorong pressing the button of the hair dryer and trying to insert her finger into the hot air vent.Of course, he strictly stopped it, and he appreciated the infinite appeal of the button structure to young children.It was as if the creator had given them the key to open the gate of hell, tempting them to use their deadly talents anytime and anywhere.

He was wary of Yu Xiaorong, but he didn't need to take care of Luo Jiaotian, because his mother would never leave for a moment.And he's been a lot less wary of it since he's been on the Silence, because no one on board looks like he's going to die from hitting a button by mistake.Who was the last person to hit the button?Yes, it's Joel Farman, showing that button fetishism doesn't depend on age or status, it can strike anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Now this person is on the eighth.Before he had time to react to the fact that he had always forgotten about him like air, he felt himself fly again.But not for real this time.His feet did not leave the ground, but the ground moved forward at a steady pace.At the same time, the light and shadow on the wall are receding rapidly.That gave him the illusion of flying.He also heard all sorts of strange movements in the tunnel, sounds like axles turning, motors turning, gears snapping and chains tightening, followed by whistles and long clanks of metal rubbing, elevators, rolling beads, A piece of extremely simple music, a violent explosion, flowing water...

All this passed by him quickly, as fast as a meteor shower.Every time his hearing catches something, he sees, smells, and feels more.Images of machines or buildings rushed past his eyes, and his nostrils were filled with the smells of smoke, fire, wine, liquefied gas, burnt plastic... more things than he could describe.In a matter of minutes they completely mix, creating an extreme chaotic experience.At the same time, Luo Binhan also felt cold, heat, running water, electric current and laser light.For a moment, he felt that his body had completely disappeared, pierced by something unknown to him, and a violent light cluster burst in front of his eyes.Everything was so chaotic, he couldn't even tell whether he was enjoying or suffering, and then the passage of the tunnel slowed down.All disturbances of the senses go away as quickly as they come.

The conveyor belt on the ground slowly rolled forward.The walls of the tunnel were covered with worm-like spots of light again.When Luo Binhan raised his head, he saw a bright and attractive exit not far away.However, he couldn't help but screamed and rushed out.He could only swear in his heart that he would never tolerate it—from now on, he would bald anyone who pressed the unknown button in front of his eyes—then he put his hand on the platform with the button, bent deeply Waisted.

"Mr. Luo, what's the matter?"

"I want to throw up." Luo Binhan said, "What the hell is this? What happened?"

He frantically shook his head a few times, and finally stood up unsteadily from the edge of the platform.At this time, the waiter stretched out the end of his upper limb with fine pincers, and put something like a sugar ball into Luo Binhan's hand.Luo Binhan was frightened by this familiar development, and almost took out his gun to shoot Wen Xing's lackeys that week.

"Smell it." The waiter said encouragingly, "We often have customers who pass out when they first visit! I assure you that this is just a normal phenomenon when contracted people come into contact with modern society, there is nothing to be ashamed of! Come on , Smell. Of course you can eat it, but that will affect your appetite later on. Moderation is the best!"

"Appropriate amount?" Luo Binhan complained feebly.He put the thing under his nose and sniffed it anyway.It wasn't the mint or fruit he'd imagined, it was almost like alcohol mixed in water, but it worked.His dizziness caused by overstimulation disappeared immediately. Instead, he felt clear and sharp, and his body felt as if he had been drugged.The waiter passed out the same candy ball to others, only the translucent Upsilon declined when it was offered.Luo Binhan glanced sideways at Jing Huang, and saw a scene he was particularly familiar with: Jing Huang threw the sugar ball into his mouth, crunched it and swallowed it.

"We just went through the random button tunnel!" The waiter announced happily, "It will randomly intercept a thousand different stimulation methods from our database-but you may not be able to feel them all-all simulate you in a rational What may happen to you in the world when you press a button. Yes, a button means 'decision'! My guests! When you are faced with a question from a machine, don't answer it with vocal organs or pheromones, don't Say the spell, don't open the shell to find the guy hiding inside, don't attack the fool box right away, usually what you have to do is find a button and press it! That's always going to be a little reactive. Normally it will make The machine takes the next step, but on rare occasions it can get it wrong... like, call out security, laser fire, facility self-detonation, etc. But of course that's not your fault, it's obviously the designer's responsibility to get you to the button !So nothing to worry about!"

"I don't think it's a matter of imputation," Luo Binhan interjected.

The waiter moved his upper body flexibly as if he hadn't heard it: "Shall we do it again? Do another random button tunnel? I can adjust the playback duration and number of all effects! But it's best not to repeat it more than twenty times, it may damage healthy."

Even though Momolo and Upsilon were eager to try it, and even the baby was clucking and shaking its arms, Robinhan firmly rejected the proposal.He argued that the activity just now was clearly abusive to infants and young children.

"Hey, it's okay, Mr. Luo. Don't talk about this slight sensory stimulation. This child's radiation resistance is four hundred times that of yours. It should come from a race with a long history of optimization."

"Then I'm talking about myself." Luo Binhan replied, "I'm an infant who optimizes history."

He walked out of the tunnel in grief and anger, and entered another closed room through the doorway on the left.There is a constantly rotating illuminated table, four human-sized chairs, a smaller children's chair, and finally a baby seat with a strap.The walls on all sides are like glass, silently showing the scene outside: mechanical dolls carrying plates shuttle back and forth, greeting and swinging to the guests in the lobby, and all the tables and corners of the walls are decorated with cherry-sized colorful flowers. Lights, changing colors one by one.There is a song and dance performance of mechanical toy dolls on the high platform, but no sound can be heard from the room.

Luo Binhan stared there subconsciously, a little curious about the specific content of the performance outside.At this moment, the waiter slid to his side and said to him tenderly, "This is the screen. Screen, screen. Do you want to try it? Come on, click it and try it! It will be very interesting!"

"Oh." Luo Binhan said stiffly, and firmly stuck his butt into the nearest chair.The waiter gives him encouragement and promises that there are more fun and realistic scenes on the screen ("There are still many joysticks for you to play with!").That almost drove him crazy, but fortunately that's when Thumb Cop came over from the table and said in a tone of suppressed laughter: "Oh, don't worry about this. My friend is here for the first time, I think I'm a little nervous. Can you serve us first? Please give us the most popular family meal this week, and a baby meal. As for the amount of food, you can estimate it according to our current state."

"Can I call up your physical examination data?" the waiter asked.

"Ah, no problem. Allergies and taste structures can be viewed. But it may not be effective, most of us here are ancient law. When the data is invalid, use the standard judgment mode of appearance. Okay, please wait for a while, We will call you if necessary."

The attendant shook them, and then its entire upper limbs and torso retracted into the bottommost box, before sliding silently towards the corner.It wasn't until it was completely still that Upsilon fell over on the dining table, hugging his stomach and laughing loudly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't expect the Gate City series to have this style! Because I have only been to the branches of Central City and Zhisi City before, I didn't expect the localization difference here to be so big... I have heard of it Many Gu Yueli will overreact when they see the faces on the screen for the first time, and the master of the gate city has also put a lot of effort into popular science education, and he didn't expect that even his hairy belly would be assimilated!"

Luo Binhan angrily slapped him with his finger.Upsilon pretended to resist with his arms, and exaggeratedly shouted "Wow, it's so heavy", which made him unable to take it seriously.

"What's going on?" he asked, "What the hell is this store?"

"It's just an ordinary fast food restaurant, Mr. Luo! Sugar City is actually classified as tourism by us, and Tuntun is currently one of the largest catering companies in the alliance. Because the branches span too many stars, localization There is also a big difference between the branches in the back. It can be said that the area that originally belonged to the shepherds does not have any decent public services, so they will appropriately undertake some. This is their corporate culture. Well, You try to open the drawer under the table, there should be their brochures there."

Sure enough, Luo Binhan found the brochure that Upsilon had mentioned.Contrary to what he imagined, it was not the kind of "book" that could change the content that he read on the Silence, but ordinary and most standardized printed materials, neatly divided into many language versions.

"Yeah, because it's for the new Gu Yuelu. Other customers usually choose to watch the screen."

Luo Binhan took out a book at random——the book cover reads "Corner of Plenty: A Brief Account of the Localization Process of the "Hairy Belly Tunton" Restaurant in the League's Iconic City", and the cover uses a very suspicious-looking bright red color.The name seems to have nothing to do with corporate culture.He deftly turns it to the prologue and it looks:
At the beginning of the book, it is necessary to explain the motivation for writing this book.

Why did we choose the service industry for eating as the research object?Why did these four scholars decide to devote themselves to the study of the localization process of this chain service sales company with a distinct brand of Pan-Homo sapiens culture and lifestyle in different geographical locations and cultural contexts?

Admittedly, this is not a study I initiated on my own initiative.Not that I discovered it, but that I was being discovered by it.Since 17529-31-622-581, my regular life partner Adi-lo-Lenia (hanging-green) and I have been in the central city and the three unnamed stargate city-states that exist as its satellite cities Conducting fieldwork dedicated to uncovering the forms of organization, forms of intergenerational succession, views of previous ancestors, views of popular religion, and bizarre traditional customs that have long been preoccupied by Pansapophthropology—our brash but vigorous new field. culture Research.Once in each standard working cycle of the central city, we and our host friends will go to Kebei City for an entertainment activity aimed at relieving tension—listen to a few sessions of the Nine Secrets in the White Tower Office of Kebei City (perhaps from the Pomegranate Hall in the Book of Silence or the Golden Leaf Camp in the Living Leaf), and sometimes participate in the ecstatic feasts of the jubilant crowd to experience that "ecstasy" considered the original source of spells and mysteries. ".

One day in the same standard year, we came to the famous upright white tower building as usual, but I found another newly built similar building not far away, and that was the beginning of everything.

"Go somewhere new," I suggested to my loyal and silent Central City pan-sapient friend. "What's a 'restaurant?'"

(End of this chapter)