Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 362

Robin Han almost threw the dice into the recycling bin, but in the end he didn't.It wasn't because he thought the silly gadget would come in handy at any point in the future, but because he found that the dice box would turn dull like a rock if it lost its filling.

That's a real pity.Although the dice were undoubtedly some kind of silly prank, Robinham admitted that it came in a beautiful box.It is a pity that the box is closely connected with the inner cushion, and there is only a round depression in the middle.The lighter was too long, the binoculars were too wide, and the right pinball was lost in Zhou Wenxing's hands.

Not wanting to tarnish a box that reminded him of Mikura, he slid the dice back, pretending it was part of the box itself.When he was doing this, Jing Huang came over, glanced at him and said, "Why do you hate this thing so much?"

"I fucking want to buy a box and still dice." Luo Binhan said through gritted teeth, "When you buy a mooncake gift box, you have to add mooncakes in it. This is a bundled consumption, you know! I really want to eat mooncakes, so I won't buy them in bulk?"

Jing Huang looked at him sideways, as if thinking about the significance of buying empty moon cake boxes.Luo Binhan intends to remain silent about this forever, and will never make public his method of falsifying holiday news in the circle of friends to deceive his parents and relatives.He put the beautiful box into his pocket, held the remaining coin in his hand and began to hesitate.

"Vote." Jing Huang urged impatiently.

"Why do I think this thing is not worth the money?" Robin Han said, "The dollar store sells junk?"

"Otherwise, what else do you want? Since it is a prop that can be arranged casually after mass production, of course it cannot be something that will have a great impact on luck."

"Then what if I put it in and it doesn't accept it? Can you recognize it as money?"

"It doesn't matter, right? You even threw gold coins in, so what about a dollar?"

"Fart." Luo Binhan said, "Is gold a thing for us? This is a rare regional currency in my hand, and there is no second one out of Wuyuanyu!"

Jing Huang started to roll his eyes at him again, then reached into his sleeve, picked out two flat metal pieces with copper rust and threw them to Luo Binhan.

Luo Binhan looked at the two discs.They are wider and thicker than the coins from his hometown, with bird claw-like patterns engraved on the edges and a fish-like hole in the center.They are tied together by a red rope as thick as a grass stem, with a peach blossom-shaped chain knot at the end of the rope.

"What is this?" He asked, fishing for the rope.

"Ancient coin. It was probably picked up by the fishermen from the belly of the fish. Liao Fangyuan thought that this kind of ancient coin could calm the viciousness, so he forced me two. It's useless anyway, you Take it and give it a try. Something like this with a bit of magic sea flavor should be more valuable than the coins from your hometown, maybe you can exchange for something more decent."

Luo Binhan fell into deep thought.Although Jing Juan said that he didn't care much, he still noticed that the knots that tied the copper coins were unusually delicate and thoughtful.He could easily have cut the knot with a machete, but he didn't want to.

"Who gave it to you?"

"Do not talk nonsense."

Jing Huang didn't want to say the name Luo Binhan heard again, and Luo Binhan didn't force it either.He still used his own coins to stuff into the vending machine, and did it again according to the instructions.

A long cylindrical object fell out of the delivery port.Luo Binhan picked it up without hope, and found that it was a screw-top container.When he unscrewed it, he found ten slender sticks resembling fairy wands inside.

He deftly rummaged through the instructions on the cylinder body, and finally saw the desired text on the inside of the cylinder cover:

A mild adjustment based on "Spell: Awe of Fear" - Spell: Awe of Embarrassment (20-pack).After igniting a catalyzer and watching the sparks create a vision, flash back to the most embarrassing moments of your life.Depending on the subject's Intelligence level, this product can stun the subject for up to twenty ([-]) rounds.Do not use on infants and mentally handicapped persons.

"What the hell?" Luo Binhan said.He was a little confused, not even sure whether the thing was supposed to be useful or useless.Jing Huang also glanced at the lid of the box, frowning slightly, rarely showing any contempt.

"...Why do you draw such things all the time?"

"How do I know? Is this thing useful or not?"

"You should try it out."

Even though Jing Huang could light the fire easily, Luo Binhan took out his own lighter and let ∈ fill it with fuel.Then he pulled out a fairy wand and lit it with a sense of ritual.

Numerous golden and red sparks burst out from the end of the ignited stick, rushing towards the surroundings with enthusiasm, like a dandelion made of flames.Luo Binhan was attracted by the splendid scene, subconsciously stared at those sparks, and remembered the appearance of Mi Gula again.

Then something happened.Without any external signs or warnings, Robinhan felt some invisible pull tightening in his head.It forcibly dragged him away from Mi Gula, and replaced it with a giraffe toothbrush that was constantly rotating, like a car speeding at eighty miles and slamming into his brain viciously.He heard his junior high school self cursing Zhou Yu's relatives who laughed at him in a distraught voice.The voice in the stage of changing voice was ten times harsher than he remembered.

Yet another flashback crashed into his head: On a certain birthday after his parents divorced, he and Zhou Yu decided to go to a high-end restaurant for dinner, and there they happened to see a family of three having dinner together.He suddenly began to cry uncontrollably, and the customers all looked at the two of them strangely, until Zhou Yu called the waiter and asked for a temporary change to a more private room.

There were more unpleasant follow-ups to this incident: the cost of temporarily changing the box was unexpectedly high, which greatly exceeded the allowance of the two of them.In the end, Zhou Yu, who knew how unwilling he was to expose this matter, had to call his father, lie that he had ordered a very expensive wine by mistake, and asked the brain medicine expert who was working on the project to quickly transfer money from overseas to settle the bill .

Although his good friends cooperated so well in concealing the past, there were unfortunately parents of his classmates in the restaurant at that time. He recognized Luo Binhan and Zhou Yu, and openly told the story in the form of children's jokes at the parent meeting. thing.Soon many classmates also knew it, and they might think that teasing a classmate who is rich and carefree is not a bad thing-to a certain extent, that is also true.

Memories still hit him like a series of car accidents.The girl who was in charge of dancing with him during the rehearsal of the school celebration performance looked at his face and vomited. She was sent to the infirmary, but no one was willing to take over until Zhou Yu temporarily acted as his dance partner.His stepmother and biological father quarreled over Luo Jiaotian's education funding, and Luo Binhan unfortunately became part of her struggle strategy. She knelt down to him during the family gathering at the end of the year, crying and pledging that "Jiaotian will never threaten in the future." The status of the young master".

Luo Binhan screamed nervously.His back muscles were twitching, his scalp was numb, and he wished he could run away immediately.This uncontrollable hysterical state lasted for more than ten seconds, until he realized that the remaining half of the fairy wand in his hand had been snuffed out by Jing Juan.

"Shut up." Jing Huang said.But this time he was not directed at Luo Binhan who had already silenced, but at Bangbang who continued to scream.

"No, no, no, no, no, no—" Bangbang shouted with the same neurotic attitude as Luo Binhan.

Jing Huang flew over, kicked it down, and then came back with a bad face.He snatched the remaining half of the fairy wand, and threw it back into the long tube used as a container.

"Trash." He said impatiently, "throw it down."

Luo Binhan stared at him with ulterior motives.Jing Huang was standing next to him just now, and the sparks from the fairy wand undoubtedly caught the eyes of the pirate leader.But Jing Huang's face remained normal, it seemed that he was not knocked down by anything.

"Master, did you remember anything just now?" He asked tentatively.

"what do you mean?"

Luo Binhan couldn't speak for a while.Jing Huang flicked his sleeves indifferently and said, "Who is as messy as you?"

This sentence inevitably aroused Luo Binhan's suspicion.He would not be surprised that Jing Juan was immune to the magic of the White Tower, but he never believed that there was nothing embarrassing about Jing Juan in his entire life.

He persevered in questioning, trying to cite the most universal example, from not bringing paper with him to the toilet to being spotted by outsiders picking his nose.Everything was rejected by Jing Huang without blinking an eye.

"...Why do you think I would do that kind of thing?" Jing Huang said, "And did you make me embarrassing when I went to the toilet to deliver paper? What the hell is wrong with mortal eating and drinking. It's inexplicable. "

Luo Binhan was somewhat encouraged by his attitude.From this interstellar criminal, Luo Binhan vaguely realized a certain trick to get through life: as long as the quality is poor enough, nothing can embarrass him.And if he can treat everyone with the attitude of foreign guests to Jing Huang, he will be truly invincible spiritually.

Luo Binhan put the long tube containing the embarrassing fairy wand into his bosom with great emotion—he hadn't figured out what to do with it yet—then affectionately grabbed Jing Huang's hand, and put the two ancient coins into his palm.

"...What do you want?"

"No other meaning." Luo Binhan said with loving eyes, "I'm really unlucky, so I just want to see you come and buy one, young master."

(End of this chapter)