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Chapter 357 Bang Bang Dating Guide for Newbies
It did not take long to free the two captives from their holding cells.After language became an effective means of communication, ∈ could easily detect whether the chair legs were lying from the physiological response, and Robin Han accidentally verified its statement from another angle.Unless all this is a trick arranged by Lu Fu, the chair legs can't make up such a coincidental image.Its entourage, O'Holter—whose relationship the chair leg refers to as "freshmen and lab instructors"—is one of Finlatan's working assistants, an expert in black hole fabrication.

The Finlatan imitated by Ohert is said to have a lifelike appearance, while the chair legs have vowed to guarantee that their teacher is "an extremely ancient and rare water-adapted lineage". Every planet is unique.Unless there is a second similar-looking black hole researcher in their galaxy (a possibility that the chair legs vetoed fairly firmly), Finlatan is clearly no longer available as a reviewer for his paper.

Robin Han felt sincere regret for the chair legs.After a short period of communication, they have quickly known each other.According to its self-introduction, Luo Binhan called it "Bang Bang", but somehow it always made a series of sharp exhalation sounds when it heard this name, it is said that it was laughing.

"Not bang bang," it corrected, "bang bang—"

Luo Binhan didn't hear any difference.He tried to follow the rhythm given by the other party, but was still told that he missed a syllable, which made the meaning of the whole word unrecognizable.

"You're going to stretch the second vibrating cord in your neck," explained his new-speaking friend, "and make a very soft sound, and that means the former virtue belongs to the latter word. If you don't say The sound, the meaning of the word has completely changed."

Luo Binhan had to tell the other party that he had never had an organ called a vibration belt, let alone a second one.This incident shocked both of them at the same time, and finally the other party had to accept the name "Bang Bang".It still twitches nervously when Robinson calls it that, but always refuses to reveal what the word actually means when it's mispronounced.

They chat more about Bang Bang's origins.The first news that surprised Robinhan was that Bangbang—and his robot partner O'Hot, who had all the data in the laboratory—knew nothing about the existence of the "Alliance".The school where it is located belongs to a "combination", but they have never heard of "October", "White Tower" or "Fire Stealer". Even when Luo Binhan mentioned the word "mage", Bangbang was surprised Jumped up, and asked Luo Binhan whether this kind of psychic really existed.

"I've seen one." Luo Binhan said honestly, "She can indeed command mushrooms."

Bangbang let out a loud and exaggerated exclamation.O'Hot, who was still imprisoned in the cell, didn't like its behavior very much, and banged the bulkhead with its tentacles.

"Bang bang!" It said in Union language according to ∈'s request, "Pay attention to manners!"

Bangbang straightened his body reflexively.Its torso can be arched so exaggeratedly that the four legs are almost completely close together, and the neck is raised high, looking more like an enlarged version of a living toothbrush.It kept this posture with fear, and its voice became much louder when talking to Luo Binhan.But after a while it unknowingly slackened down, hunched its neck like it did most of the time, and bent its legs inwards to make itself appear shorter.

"I want to see their spells." It whispered to Luo Binhan.

Its reaction surprised Luo Binhan.He reminded that Bangbang's magic was not something out of reach for them—they had seen Briar's Emerald Starfire, and they were still tied to the Silence by a rope that would move by itself.But when he talked about this, Bangbang seemed very disbelieving. The distant traveler seemed to firmly believe that what Jing Juan was manipulating was some kind of robot similar to O'Holter's principle, rather than something beyond their understanding. Extraordinary power.

Immediately after Luo Binhan mentioned Momolo, Bangbang fell to the ground stiffly.

Its reaction startled Robinhan, and it wasn't until O'Holter started sternly yelling again ("Bangbang! Looks like a bachelor!"), Robinhan went up to help him up.Bangbang told Robinhan a little ashamedly that it has a family-inherited instinctive reaction, which is to stiffen the muscles of the whole body when it is overly frightened, and at the same time, the perception and physiological activities also drop to an extremely low level to create a violent death effect.That was originally to deal with natural enemy species that like live food in ancient times, but now it makes it often a joke in the academy.

Luo Binhan did not laugh at its innate weakness, he even felt that this foreigner had similar reactions to himself in many ways, the only thing that puzzled him was that Bangbang would be afraid of Momoro, but that was something that Luo Binhan had never had thought.

He asked his doubts, and Bangbang said eagerly: "Ah, this, he, sounds like a light believer...is he?"

Luo Binhan pondered for a while, and thought that it seemed appropriate to describe the Eternal Light Clan as "believer of light".That should be considered again, but he replied a little hastily: "Should it be counted?"

Bang Bang fell to the ground again, looking certain to die.

Luo Binhan tried his best to help it up, and then desperately denied what he said just now.Now he finally understood that the cultural distance between them was as far as heaven.Maybe they are two leaves of the same branch physically, but conceptually they are very different.He carefully asked Bangbang what "believer of light" meant.

That is a concept with a long history, so Bangbang had to first explain to Robinhan some of the conditions in his hometown.From its narrative, Robinhan learned that it came from a political entity far more binding than a coalition.It has a name derived from the original myth of the water-adapted, which symbolizes the master of life and creation, but it cannot be translated into the language of the union that can understand both sounds and meanings, so Bang Bang can only call it a "union".

Even Bangbang couldn't judge how far the "combination" was from the alliance, or how much development gap there was between the two.It has grown in the "school" since childhood, a whole neutral planet owned by the descendants of those who are fit for water.There academic qualifications are closely related to life circumstances, and although Bang Bang is "less competitive" in blood (it won't explain this issue to Robin Han in detail), it has some thinking skills that are taught by the tutors. recognized.Finlatan, who studies a cutting-edge subject, reluctantly acted as its thesis reviewer, which flattered Bangbang, until one day it discovered that Finlatan disappeared in a temporarily manufactured and fixed black hole.That was part of a routine experiment, but for some reason Finlatan and his assistants did not come back so late that Bangbang had to take Aoholt to turn on the black hole generator, and personally came to find the top leader who decided its future and destiny. tutor.

When it said this, Luo Binhan twisted his wrist unnaturally.He wasn't sure if he should tell Bonbon about Finlatan's ending, it might scare the emotionally sensitive guy to death.This kind of hesitation was noticed by Bangbang, who almost naively asked Robinhan if he wanted to know more about the black hole generator—even though it knew very little about Finlatan's private invention.

Luo Binhan responded vaguely, then changed the subject and said, "You haven't told me what a believer in light is."

Bangbang didn't turn off the black hole generator immediately.It hastily apologized to Robin Han for forgetting the original topic, before explaining the word that told it to play dead with fright.

"Before the union was established, the water-fitters had an ancient civilization." It twisted its four legs and said, "We found this from the investigation of the ruins. The things they left behind are very advanced. I mean, that is to say , it may be more advanced than the Combine. But those descendants who inherit them are bad, very very very very bad. Ah, I saw them once..."

Its four legs began to tremble dangerously again, and finally it stood firm under the stern reprimand of O'Hot's fluttering tentacles.Then it told Luo Binhan the most unforgettable memory in its life.After the ultra-ancient civilization of the water-fitters was destroyed by some kind of worm plague of unknown origin, their relic planet was occupied by many primitive and violent species.Although these latecomers failed to inherit much wisdom from ancient civilizations, they possessed terrifying superpowers and commensurate cruelty.They firmly believe that they are the successors of the super ancient civilization and hold the power of "light".

Once when Bonbon was a baby, he saw how they used the "light": for six full stellar years, the night did not fall, and the atmosphere echoed with strange prayers proclaiming some kind of sacredness and faith.All creatures illuminated by the light of eternal day have undergone transformations. At first, they just wandered irregularly on the surface, and finally merged into a group of primitive luminescent bubbles wrapped in biofilm, extending from the ground to the clouds. Six The stellar years eat up all the ships that come to the rescue, until the skies finally start to darken.Before the fusion body disintegrated, it radiated terrifying light and heat, and one-third of the school melted because of this. The refugees hiding in the bunkers only left a little grease outline on a few stone walls.This massacre shocked the entire alliance, but the war and pursuit did not happen in the academy. The most significant change for the members of the academy is that hyperspace movement has become an unprecedented popular project.

Recalling this incident obviously also greatly challenged Bangbang's spiritual bottom line.It began to wobble badly again, and Luo Binhan had no choice but to stop it from continuing to narrate.Out of sympathy, he took the initiative to help it, but he didn't expect to break the airbag buckle hanging on Bangbang's neck.

A shiny book fell out of it.Its cover seems to be embellished with sequins, refracting diamond-like light from different angles.Luo Binhan subconsciously bent down to pick it up, and found that the title of the book was written on it in Union language—"The Complete Guide to Dating for Beginners: From Getting Started to Breaking Up".

Luo Binhan blinked several times.He intended to return the book to its original owner, but the bright cover exuded a strange pink halo. He opened the cover in a trance, and saw the following introduction on the inner page:
This book is a reference book for all species that need to seek a partner to relieve loneliness, and will try its best to provide readers with the most practical life guidance.If you want to change your current life, please fill in the information on the back page truthfully to get the most personalized advice.

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