Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 257

It is said that Li He met by chance and was a perfect match, so he became more mature and restrained his temper when he was young, so as to avoid having nothing to do with others.Na Webster once practiced in the mountains, although he has not learned much, his knowledge is different after all.Whenever a villager gets sick, they will prescribe prescriptions for diagnosis, or prescribe medicinal materials, which can be cured very well.

Seeing her ability, the villagers praised her a lot, saying that it is the fairy girl who came down to earth, and she is not really better than her.Only Li He's brother and sister-in-law complained a lot because of their misunderstanding.One day, Mrs. Sun, the eldest sister-in-law of the Li family, came to Li He's door. When she saw Webster washing his clothes and sweeping, she stepped forward to point out and pick things up everywhere.Wei Shi was originally a practitioner of woodenness, so he didn't get angry with her, so he responded with a smile.Just talking gossip, the Taoist Chiliu opened the door, smiled, and stood aside. After listening for a long time, he stepped forward to answer the conversation and said, "Since this lady is virtuous, why don't you try it yourself?"

When Mrs. Sun heard it, she glanced at Chiliu, and said with a smile: "You have no reason to be a Taoist. My sister and I are doing some homework, why do you want to interfere? What a blind man looks at the skylight. I don't know why. Even though a Taoist monk is a monk, he must have two ounces of flesh on his body, and he stabbed into the courtyard of a Taoist woman's house, and he is not afraid of being idle."

When Webster heard it, his face was filled with anger.Chiliu was different from her, and smiled and said: "A blind man who looks at the window must be open-minded. Taoist monks also know the smoke of the world. Wonderful, wonderful. The poor Taoist sees that the lady is a savvy person, as if Follow me into the hole for washing flaws, so that you can cultivate virtue."

Sun spat: "Smelly shameless thing! It came from the gutter next to the grave, and ran to the head of my second brother's yard, and dared to hook up with me. If you don't accept face, call my second brother to come , kicked you out."

She held a gun and a stick in her words, and she spoke to Taoist Chiliu, and every word made Webster annoyed.At that moment, Wei Shi put away the clothes pole and said: "I see that the sky is going to be cloudy, why don't sister-in-law go home first and pack up her own clothes. Don't worry about taking care of my side, because my clothes won't be able to dry."

Hearing her stinging words, Mrs. Sun was about to reply when she suddenly ouched and said, "Why did you get a piece of ink?" Lifting up her wrist, she saw a black spot the size of a thumb on the skin, where it seemed to be dyed dirty.I took the sleeve and wiped it, and the clothes were dyed black. I scooped well water to wash it, and poured out a basin full of ink.Chiliu looked at it with his hands aside, and said with a leisurely smile: "In ancient times, the sages washed their ears and tassels in the river after hearing bad words, in order to clear their minds and purify their minds. Today, the lady's hands have black spots, but they can't be washed with water. Jing, I don't know how much bad breath I have accumulated on weekdays? Hee, it's amazing!"

Mrs. Sun is an ordinary person, seeing such a strange thing, her feet softened and her heart shook in horror, it seemed that most of her three souls and seven souls were hooked away, and she kept wailing on the spot.Wei Shi is a practitioner who has returned to the secular world. When he saw this, he immediately knew that it was done by Taoism.But Guan Chiliu was by the side, without chanting mantras, without making spells with hands, how to use supernatural powers, but she was short-sighted, and she couldn't make a conclusion for a while.But seeing that Mrs. Sun was terrified, she said to Chiliu, "Do real people know what kind of disease this is?"

Chi Liu said with a smile: "Little sickness. It is expected that there is too much filth in the belly of the lady, and it can't be vented for a while. Now I go home and get some Coptis chinensis and pine needles, so that the gentleman can mash them up and take them with mud. thing."

Mrs. Sun got him to prescribe the prescription. Although she didn't believe it in her heart, she had no choice but to go back to her home in panic, and rectified it according to the prescription.She was hit by bad luck this time, and she has been taboo since then, and she doesn't want to go to Li He's house more.Hearing this, Webster was secretly surprised, and whispered to Li He: "The origin of Chiliu Taoist is unknown, and his Taoism is profound. Erlang must treat him carefully."

Li He heard about Mrs. Sun, but he didn't take it seriously. He just said: "That old green skin doesn't recite scriptures, and he doesn't eat vegetarian food. He often hangs out at my house and plays wild songs. He looks like a serious family. I don’t see him lax on weekdays, but he eats my food and wine, and treats me with a playful smile. How can he look like a person with practice? I see him as a thousand-year-old 8-year-old tortoise, and nothing happens. If you come out of the hole, you will cause trouble. If the old immortals in his sect know about it, you will have to pierce his stomach. Anyway, I think he taught the Sun family a lesson, so as to save you some trouble, I remember him."

Wei Shi knew that he was a mortal after all, and he didn't know the subtleties of Taoism, so he didn't persuade him anymore.But watching the red willows come and go on weekdays, they are all in harmony, and they are very humorous with Li He.Laughing and cursing, there is no taboo, even Li He's vulgar language, and he didn't see him get angry, so he calmed down and lived his life.

Several years passed like this, and the couple had two sons successively. The eldest son was named Li Diao, and the son was named Li Tan.The two children are young and need to be taken care of by Webster, and the family is inevitably in a tight spot.

Li He thought about coming and going, but he didn't want his wife and children to suffer, so he picked up an ax again and went up the mountain to chop firewood during the slack season.Because he has no official orders, he dare not cut down good trees indiscriminately, but he takes some dry firewood and hay and sells them back to the village. He can also pick bamboo shoots and mushrooms, catch fish and shellfish, and subsidize his family's expenses.

That day Li He went to the mountain to collect firewood, and when he climbed to the peak at noon, he could see the red clouds in the sky, and occasionally a vermilion cloud drifted to the south, which looked like a stream of peach blossoms, which was really beautiful.He only saw it as a surprise, but didn't take it to heart, and went to the mountains to search as usual.At dusk, I beat two loads of firewood and sat in the forest twisting ropes to tie them up. Suddenly I heard a humming sound outside the forest. He greeted him before, but his face was more joyous than usual.Li He glanced at his appearance, snorted and said: "You bastard walks on the road and easily trips passers-by. You bastard is so happy, the world will suffer."

Taoist Chiliu said with a smile: "How come you have such a big temper! Today there is a distinguished guest in the mountain, I am very happy, and I want you to make some sarcasm."

Li He pursed his lips and said: "You are an old stick who has been visiting widows' houses and digging up the graves of families. How can you be so happy when you are born as a distinguished guest?"

Chiliu said: "He is a distinguished guest from the South China Sea. He is going to the dojo on Yuji Mountain, presumably to meet the head teacher. I took a look at him this morning, and he is really beautiful. She is so beautiful. She looks like a fairy or concubine. Characters, big and small daughters-in-law in the village, are incomparable, they are the ones in your family, and they are also the fireflies to the sun and the moon."

Li He knew that this person had a bad mouth, so he didn't want to pay attention to him, but when he heard the last sentence, he was furious immediately, and kept yelling: "Fuck your mother's shit! It's your turn to give advice on how my family is. Look. You are also a practitioner, you stare at girls and ladies all day long, and sooner or later you will cause trouble, and you will make soup from the shell of the turtle."

Chi Liu smiled and said: "I'm just saying something funny, but you are very tight in protecting food everywhere, and you can't tolerate any damage to your home. Anyway, then I won't mention this matter, and I will teach you to be surprised later."

After he said this, Li He was moved by the words, still twisting the rope in his hands, and asked: "Why am I so surprised?"

Chi Liu just laughed and refused to speak out.Li He asked again and again, Chi Liufang said: "Do you know who is here?"

Li He said: "It's from your mountain, I know how?"

Chiliu didn't go around him either, and said with a smile, "You don't know, so let me tell you a whole story: Since the emperor was established today, he has been granted the title of celestial master and immortal sage, and the orthodox orthodox lineage is all in the Qingdu of my eastern region. Counting up, the first one worshiped Taishi to Qingxuanzhen Qianyuan Immortal Venerable, and then there was Taishang Zhidao Haoyang Immortal Venerable, and the third generation is handed down. Master Miaoxing of Xiaohan Cave, Master Zhu Rui of Xugu Cave, Master Xuekui of Xuanhua Cave, and Master Juhua of Jinfeng Cave, all of them practiced latently in the Qingdu Pifu. Above them was another Uncle Master, who is of the same generation as Master Haoyang, with the dharma name of "Heyue", but he came out of Qingdu hundreds of years ago and established his own lineage in the South China Sea. His human dojo is a fairy palace on a spiritual island hanging overseas, called Li The Palace of Fire. It has been passed down to He Yue's disciples. He has not obtained the Daoist title, so according to the rules of the island, he is called "Niang Long Ji". He has been cultivating Daoism for more than two hundred years, and he has great supernatural powers. If you are of the same generation, if you count her origins in two places, you still have to call her Shishuzu in your family."

Li He snorted and said, "I'm just a farmer in the countryside, and I don't know many of your immortals and empresses. What does this matter have to do with me?"

Chiliu said: "If she came alone, it has nothing to do with you. Now she came to Cangluan Palace, but she brought a child with her, like an orphan from a mortal family. Entrusted in the boundary of Qingdu. Since he is a mortal, he cannot stay in the mountains for a long time, he must stay in your Xiaoyuan village. That Long Ji empress originally intended to put him in a public school, to learn and train him at the same time, so as to cultivate his temperament, but I don't think so. It’s wonderful, but it’s not so good. Rather than entrusting it to a public school, it’s better to raise it in someone else’s house.”

Li He stared and said, "Since he is an orphan, who should he raise?"

Chi Liu smiled at him and said, "It's your home."

(End of this chapter)