Female professor's daily boyfriend

Chapter 455 The Roar of the Groundhog
"I saw cockroaches at the time, so I accidentally yelled when I was scared." Sister Mu's lies came out of her mouth.

The expression on his face was calm and natural, and there was no sign of lying. It seemed that he had deceived his experience.

As for where this experience came from...

Season Ending: Look at Me!look at me!

Zhou Ziqi looked at her good best friend with excellent acting skills, and the corner of her mouth curled up: "Is it really scared by cockroaches?"

I really think my old lady is a little white flower who doesn't understand anything.

My crooked mouth God of War is not so easy to deceive.

"Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask about the end of the season."

Ask the end of the season?Both of you are good enough to wear no pants, my mother can ask a hammer to come out.

Zhou Ziqi glanced at Mu Yao leisurely, and smacked her lips: "Tsk tsk, our fearless Professor Mu will be afraid of cockroaches someday."

"I've always been afraid, aren't you afraid?" Mu Yao asked back.

"Of course I'm not afraid." Zhou Ziqi said disapprovingly, how could he be afraid of a mere little cockroach.

"Just where you are sitting now, there are two of them. One was killed at the end of the season, and the other went somewhere." Mu Yao glanced at Zhou Ziqi with great interest, and then stretched out her finger to Zhou Ziqi's face. Ass, said in an extremely serious tone.

In the next second, the expression on the face of our steadfast counselor Zhou Da froze instantly, and he jumped up from the sofa with a swipe.

That's right, you read that right, it just jumped up, like a spring.

Then he quickly took two steps back, his eyes kept sizing up the place where he was sitting just now.

After looking at it for a while in fear, he turned his head to look at Mu Yao who was sitting aside, and asked with some doubts: "Yao Yao, you are not kidding me."

"Don't move, it's on you!" Mu Yao suddenly pointed at Zhou Ziqi's, and said with panic and fear.

It's time to test the acting skills of Professor Mu University.

As long as our sister Mu acts like her, her silly girlfriends will definitely be fooled.

Sure enough, the second after Mu Yao's voice fell, Zhou Ziqi felt as if struck by lightning, her brain fell into a shutdown state instantly, and she lost her ability to think.

Her mind is full of...

Cockroaches, on her.

"Ah!!!" Zhou Da's counselor uttered an earth-shattering cry.

Have you ever seen a groundhog growl? It's exactly the same.

At the same time, Ji Mo, who was holding a kitchen knife in the kitchen, was terrified, and then shook his hand, and the cucumber he just brought on the cutting board instantly turned into two pieces.

At the end of the season, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and calmed down his little heart that was thumping from fright.

Then he lowered his head and glanced at Brother Gua on the cutting board with lingering fear, and felt a burst of coolness coming from his crotch...

Then he put the kitchen knife aside, turned around and quickly ran out of the kitchen.

What the hell did the big counselor go through this week to make such a miserable howl.

Shouldn't it be...

Stepped on the tail?
At this time, in the living room.

Our Zhouda counselor is dancing the senior disco passionately, waving his hands and slapping himself on his body while jumping around non-stop.

"Where is it, where is the cockroach?" Zhou Ziqi said eagerly, even crying.

Mu Yao looked at her best friend with tears in her eyes...

This reaction was a bit too intense. Didn't he just say that he was not afraid just now?

"Actually..." Mu Yao was about to tell her best friend the truth about the matter, after all, the baby seemed quite frightened.

At this moment, Ji Mo suddenly came out of the kitchen, and Mu Yao stopped talking.

This time I don't need to say it myself, it is estimated that the little man will sell her soon.

So... it's time for the exciting part of eating melons and watching movies.

Ji Mo ran out of the kitchen, looked at Zhou Ziqi who was dancing in the living room, and was instantly stunned on the spot.

Is this... dancing to the gods?
Sister Ziqi still has such a unique skill?
But at the end of the season, I felt relieved, no matter what she is dancing, as long as there is nothing wrong with you, you just escape...

Let sister Mu dance for herself when she has time.

He likes one-legged split horses the most.

"What's wrong with you, sister Ziqi." Ji Mo came back to his senses and asked curiously.

"Come here! Come here at the end of the season! The cockroach is coming to me!" Zhou Ziqi looked at the end of the season that suddenly appeared, as if seeing a straw, and waved desperately at the end of the season.

At the end of the season, I froze for a moment, cockroach?I am a strong brother in society?

Then she came to Zhou Ziqi's side with some doubts: "Then sister Ziqi, don't move, I'll see where it is, and then help you get it down."

"Help me find it quickly." Zhou Ziqi cried and said, obediently stood at attention, and forgot to ask her best friend where the cockroach was.

The current IQ of Zhou Da's counselor is infinitely close to that of a three-year-old child. After all, my strong brother in society is really terrible.

At the end of the season, Zhou Ziqi looked around seriously.

"There are no cockroaches here, sister Ziqi, did they get into the clothes?" Ji Mo said casually.

In the next second, the counselor of Zhou University stood there in a daze, and then burst into tears.

Crying is called a sad, that is called a helpless, crying makes the hearer weep, and the listener is sad.

"Don't cry, sister Ziqi, I just said it casually, cockroaches won't be able to get in if you wear this dress." Seeing Zhou Ziqi crying directly at the end of the season, she also knew that she had said something wrong just now, so she hurried to make up for it.

At this time, Mu Yao, who was sitting on the sidelines eating melons and watching the show, couldn't sit still anymore.

Damn little man, he just knows how to talk nonsense.

It was no big deal at first, but now if her best friend finds out that she is lying to her...

Or pack up and run away.

Zhou Ziqi lowered her head to look at the clothes on her body, then wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes: "Then you can help me look again to see if there are any."

"Okay." Ji Mo agreed, and then walked around Zhou Ziqi again.

"No, sister Ziqi." Ji Mo said with a very serious expression, he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

Otherwise, if this big cousin takes off her clothes on impulse...

Sister Mu didn't poke his dog's eyes on the spot.

Seeing Ji Mo's serious expression, Zhou Ziqi finally felt relieved, and then recovered her normal thinking ability, suddenly remembered something, and continued to ask Ji Mo: "Then have you seen cockroaches here?"

"No, there are no cockroaches in our house." The end of the season replied without any hesitation.

If anything...

Breaded and fried until golden on both sides, then…

Feed it to Xiao Laifu.

Laifu: Think about it for yourself, why should you be a dog if you are not a good person.

Hearing Ji Mo's answer, Zhou Ziqi was stunned for a moment.

Thinking of how panicked I was just now, the little deer slammed into each other, crying...

"Then go back and cook. Remember to close the door and don't come out when you hear any noise." Zhou Ziqi said calmly, then turned her gaze to her best friend, her face quickly darkened.

"...Okay." Ji Mo looked back and forth between Zhou Ziqi and his precious wife, then turned around and quietly walked towards the kitchen.

He, Ji Yingjun, thinks...it's not suitable to stay here for a long time.

After entering the kitchen, Ji Mo obediently closed the door.

Mu Yao glanced in the direction of the kitchen, then turned her head to look at her best friend whose anger was almost off the charts, and said directly without hesitation: "Zi Qi, I was wrong."

In terms of admitting mistakes, Professor Mu Da has won the essence of his own little man.

Acknowledge your mistakes quickly, be sincere in your tone, and sincere in your attitude.

Zhou Ziqi: "..."

She didn't pour out her heartfelt words, so she apologized?
Is this still the aloof Professor Mu?
It must have been spoiled by the little brat at the end of the season.

"I don't accept it." Zhou Ziqi glanced at Mu Yao, gritted her teeth and said, reaching out her hand again to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes.

Almost scared her to pee her pants.

"I invite you to Xijiang Pavilion for a big meal." Professor Mu Da said indifferently, and directly used his trump card.

Zhou Ziqi looked at Mu Yao who was determined by her appearance.

Hmph, I, Zhou Ziqi, will never bow down for five buckets of rice.

"How many times?" Zhou Ziqi asked seriously.

If you ask a few more times, it will be five buckets of rice. Don't underestimate the professional skills of our sister Ziqi.

Ability: cooking.

Specialty: dry five bowls.

"Just say it a few times." Sister Mu said very boldly.

As long as the problem can be solved with money, it is not a problem for our Professor Mu, and it cannot be solved with money...

Then use mine.

"Then... I will reluctantly forgive you." Zhou Ziqi pretended to be reluctant and said, her integrity was instantly shattered.

It's not that we can't stand the temptation, but that people always challenge our weaknesses, so can we stand this kind of test?

At this time, hiding behind the kitchen door, her ears pressed tightly against the door, looking forward to the end of the season...

That's it?

Pooh!What the hell.

Grandpa's pants are..., you just listen to this?

At the end of the season, he walked to the cutting board, picked up the kitchen knife, and cut to...

brother melon.

Zhou Ziqi sat next to her good sister with a happy face, reached out and took the boiled egg on the coffee table, then put it on her forehead again, and continued to heal herself.

"Yaoyao, do you know how I got the big bump on my forehead?" Zhou Ziqi rubbed her forehead, turned her head and asked Mu Yao.

Please eat is invite to eat, we can not do without egg money.

Mu Yao turned her head to look at her best friend, and said flatly, "I hit the wall."

Zhou Ziqi: "..." Are we just that blind? We have to bump into something.

"The thing is like this..." Zhou Ziqi recounted her tragic experience to the culprit with a sad face.

Mu Yao looked at her best friend with a sad face: "Are you trying to tell me not to play with your phone while lying in bed?"

Zhou Ziqi: "..." We are talking about this so that you can take it as a negative teaching material?

"I want to say how our professor Mu can shout so seductively." Zhou Ziqi said in a weird way, then put her mouth next to Mu Yao's ear, and shouted angrily: "Ah~"

What he learned was called a penetrating three-pointer, and he looked like an extremely experienced old driver.

Mu Yao: "..."

"Cockroaches got into your clothes." Mu Yao suddenly pointed at Zhou Ziqi's clothes and said.

Zhou Ziqi: "..." Please be human.

Even though she knew there were no cockroaches, Zhou Ziqi still took a quick look in the direction of the kitchen, then brushed off her clothes, and lowered her head to look at her belly.

"Is it quite white?" Mu Yao said with a smile, and stretched out her hand to touch Zhou Ziqi's belly. "It's also quite soft."

Zhou Ziqi: "..." Not only learned to be shameless, but also learned to play hooligans.

Zhou Ziqi raised her head to look at Mu Yao, and said with resentment: "Yao Yao, can you stop scaring me?"

She, Zhou Ziqi, was afraid that there would be no delicious food since she was a child, and she was afraid that her brother would be strong.

"Aren't you not afraid?" Mu Yao joked seriously.

"That... I still get scared once in a while." Counselor Zhou retained his last stubbornness.

"Come here, little Laifu." Zhou Ziqi shook the boiled egg she had been playing with for a long time at Comrade Laifu who was lying in the nest beside her, and began to change the subject.

When Xiao Laifu heard the sound, he turned his little head and glanced lazily. The next second, his round eyes lit up instantly.

It's delicious!

Then he ran towards Zhou Ziqi in a desperate manner.

"So cute." Zhou Ziqi stretched out and patted Little Laifu's little furry head, then broke off a little egg, put it in the palm of her hand, and handed it to Laifu.

Comrade Laifu opened his mouth and started to eat quickly.

"Is it delicious, Xiao Laifu?"

"Meow~" delicious.

Zhou Ziqi broke off another bit and put it in the palm of her hand, the little comrade's happy little eyes narrowed.

This wave...

High emotional intelligence statement: waste utilization, people and cats are happy.

Low emotional intelligence argument: people become dogs, silly cats don't know it.

Twenty minutes later, the dinner began, and the cooks picked up the things in their hands and started cooking again.

Zhou Ziqi picked up a piece of fish and put it into her mouth, chewed it, then raised her head to look at Ji Mo who was sitting opposite her: "The rice cooked by my little cousin is delicious, I don't want to think about anything this holiday, I was thinking about the rice you cooked."

At the end of the season, a smile instantly appeared on his face, who doesn't like being flattered.

"Sister Ziqi's cakes are also very delicious." At the end of the season, the classmate complimented very sensiblely.

"Where, compared to your little cousin's craftsmanship, Miss Ziqi's is just so-so."

"Sister Ziqi, you are so humble. Last time I ate the cake you made, I couldn't sleep because of it."

"Really, sister Ziqi has gained several catties after eating your food for a month."

Then, you say a word to me...

Mu Yao took a look at the two naive children who couldn't cook well and were addicted to business bragging.

"Shut up and eat well."

"Well...Actually, Yaoyao's cooking is the best."

"Yes, my wife's cooking is the best."

Mu Yao glanced at the two very good children.

Ok……

In fact, it is not impossible to talk a little longer.

Alas, the little princess has also fallen.

　Recommend a song every day: Missing the Sky (Jiang Yuyang)
　　


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