Female professor's daily boyfriend

Chapter 383 Bomb (Please ask for a monthly ticket, thank you)
The market is very large, and there are many things for sale, of all kinds and variety.

Flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, seen and never seen, except for the ones that will eat free steamed buns, basically all are sold.

And because the outdoor temperature is very low, there are a lot of frozen goods. Isn't it a waste to put such a large natural refrigerator here without using it?

Like some fish, the frozen ones look like sticks, and they can be eaten or used after buying home.

As for how to use it, the beholder sees benevolence, and the wise see wisdom.

Like some relatively large fish, you need to use a saw to saw it into pieces like sawing wood.

Master, please give me a head saw, oh, a fish head.

Chinese culture is so extensive and profound that a single word could cost a human life.

And things like ice cream are directly placed on the ground in boxes.

Come on, don't miss it when you pass by, delicious ice cream, two yuan for one yuan, three yuan for two yuan, grab whatever you want for five yuan.

Just kidding, if you really want to sell it like this, you will not only have to lose the underpants, but you may also get a bird and two bird eggs.

"Do you know what this is called?" Ji Mo asked Mu Yao beside him, pointing to a basket of pitch-black fist-sized spherical objects on the booth next to him.

At the end of the season, I felt that a city dweller like Sister Mu who had never seen the world at first glance must have no idea what it was.

"I don't know." Mu Yao turned her head and glanced at Ji Mo.

Sure enough, it was not beyond his expectation, Ji Mo straightened his face, and then started his deception in a serious manner.

"Let me tell you, this is a soil bomb that is unique to our place. Look, does this thing look like a grenade? And look at the small handle on it. Pull it out and throw it out and it will explode. It's amazing. Yes, I used it to fry fish when I was a child." Ji Mo fooled his girlfriend with a serious face.

We just like this kind of uneducated urbanites, not only are they as pretty as flowers, but they are also very easy to deceive.

"Really." Mu Yao glanced at Ji Mo lightly.

"Of course." Ji Mo nodded affirmatively.

But for some reason, he felt that the way Mu Yao looked at him just now seemed not too different from looking at a fool.

Well, it should be an illusion, how could he be a fool, he is a clever little witty ghost.

"Then you buy a fry and show me."

Season End: "..."

"That... This thing is more dangerous. There are so many people here. I will blow it up for you when I have a chance."

At this moment, a middle-aged man in his 30s walked to the booth and stopped.

Glancing at Ji Mo and the two standing aside, he froze for a moment, a little surprised at Mu Yao's godly appearance.

Then he turned to the vendor owner and said, "The boss brought me ten catties of frozen pears."

"Okay." The boss replied with a smile.

In an instant, the expression on Ji Mo's face froze, this ratio... seemed to be pretending to be revealing.

"Didn't you say it was a bomb?" Mu Yao looked at the end of the season leisurely, without any intention of giving her boyfriend a step down.

"That...that's another name. It's also called frozen pear, frozen pear bomb. Look, it looks like a pear." Ji Mo said awkwardly, which really made Mo'er terribly embarrassed.

"Oh, so, can you tell me what that is called?" Mu Yao suddenly stretched out her hand and pointed to a pig's head on the nearby pork stall.

Ji Mo looked in the direction of Mu Yao's finger, and was stunned for a moment, no way, no way, no one really has eaten pork but never seen a pig run away, right?
At the end of the season, I thought about it seriously, maybe it is really possible, sister Mu is obsessed with academics all day long, how can she have time to see what pigs look like.

"That, that's a pig's head. Have you ever eaten a pig's head? It's made of it. It's delicious." Ji Mo said honestly, and there was no more moth.

As a human being, you still have to be honest, or one day you will embarrass yourself to death.

A little more sincerity, a little less foolishness, let the world be full of love.

"Isn't that your head?"

At the end of the season: "..." I thought about it and never thought that you would call me a pig.

"Are you calling me a pig, my dear girlfriend?"

"No."

"Why can you tell a lie without blushing?"

"Do you like being a pig, boyfriend?"

"If I'm a pig, then you're a cabbage, and I'll kill you tonight." Ji Mo said viciously.

"The leg doesn't hurt anymore, does it?"

Season End: "..."

"That... daughter-in-law, do you eat candied haws?" Ji Mo looked at the candied haws stall not far away, and instantly seemed to see a savior.

He remembered very clearly that the little fairy beside him liked to eat candied haws.

Mu Yao glanced at her boyfriend who was full of desire to survive, and nodded her chin lightly.

Ji Mo took Mu Yao to the stall selling candied haws, and said that the stall was actually a small cart with a glass cover on it, which contained various candied haws.

Hawthorn, jujube, orange, strawberry, watermelon, dragon fruit, cucumber...

In a word, everything can be candied haws.

At the end of the season, he remembered that when he was a child, he only had candied haws made of hawthorn, and they were still inserted on a piece of wood. It was not only beautiful, but also delicious.

Now it's getting more and more fancy.

Tell me what is going on with this cucumber and candied haws. If good things are not used, why make them into candied haws? Isn’t this wasteful?

"Which one do you want to eat?" Ji Mo turned his head and asked Mu Yao beside him.

"Hawthorn, thank you." Mu Yao said to the boss selling candied haws.

"Okay, the girl is so handsome, the young man is so lucky." The boss took a bunch of candied haws and handed them to Mu Yao, smiling at the two of them at the end of the season.

Ji Mo responded with a smile, of course he was very lucky, he was able to trick Professor Mu Da into his hand, it was smoke from the ancestral grave.

Then Ji Mo took out his phone from his pocket, ready to pay.

This is a benefit that can only be enjoyed before marriage. If you don't wait until after marriage, you won't have the opportunity to settle the bill.

Daily pocket money of 20 yuan, more than 20 yuan has to write a written application, approval or not.

What a miserable man.

"How much, boss."

"Three dollars."

At the end of the season, I opened WeChat and was about to pay.

"Please bring me another bunch of cucumbers, thank you." Mu Yao said suddenly.

At the end of the season, he was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and glanced at Mu Yao next to him, did Sister Mu want to try a new trick?
"Okay." The boss took a bunch of candied haws made of cucumbers and handed them to Mu Yao.

"How much is the total, boss." Ji Mo asked.

"Seven dollars."

seven dollars?At the end of the season, I was stunned for a moment. Is the cucumber more expensive than the hawthorn?That's right, vegetables in winter in the north are quite expensive.

Like carrots, bitter gourds, and eggplants, all of which are quite expensive.

So it is expensive for a reason.

(End of this chapter)