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Chapter 75 Sir, do you want to bake a loli?

Chapter 75 Sir, do you want to bake a loli?
This is the snow-capped mountains of great change, people and food, walking faster than ever.No matter how hurried their footsteps are, no matter how involuntarily they come in gatherings and dispersal, joys and sorrows, there is always a taste that blooms again and again in its unique way, reminding Bailiyuan on the tip of the tongue, not forgetting the original intention, must always.

"Well... let's bake this bear's paw..."

"Keep this tiger whip, there will be a chance to use it later..."

"This big worm can be eaten directly without its head..."

"This loli was washed first, then... wait!! Lori???"

Bailiyuan looked down at Loli who was in a coma on her hand, and then turned her head to look at the iron armored rhinoceros and the small fist stone with saliva on their faces.

"Did you get this loli back?" Bailiyuan asked.

Ironclad Rhinoceros and Little Fist Stone nodded, confirmed what Bailiyuan said, and asked when to bake it. If it is to be washed, they can also help.

"No, no, loli can't be eaten." Bailiyuan waved her hand hastily, "Go out and see other things, such as rabbits and foxes. If there are loli, remember to pick them up." Bailiyuan He told the Iron Armored Rhino and the Little Fist Stone.

Ironclad Rhinoceros and Little Fist Stone turned around in disappointment, but soon became active again. Besides Loli, they could also pick up something else.

Watching the iron armored rhinoceros and the small fist stone leave, Bailiyuan retracted her gaze and looked at the loli in her hand.

There is no bracelet on hand, is it lost or is it not a child participating in the parade?
But...why loli?

Every day loli, loli, is it annoying?

However, Bailiyuan still couldn't turn a blind eye.

So, Bailiyuan handed the Loli in her hand to Shanaido.

"an examination……"

Before Bailiyuan could finish speaking, Shanaido took action.

Shanaido: I understand, old rules.

Shanaido didn't look back, her eyes were still looking at the roasted bear's paw, she took the loli in Bailiyuan's hand, and subconsciously used her superpower to control the rope to tie the loli to the stick, and then tied the loli with the loli. It took less than a second for the wooden stick to stand on the fire...

and many more!

Shanaido suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly looked at what he had just put on the fire.

Loli?Oops, that's it!

Shanaido fell into an embarrassing situation and was at a loss for a while.

And Bailiyuan was also stunned.

One person and one elf looked at each other so embarrassedly.

At this time, she may have felt the heat, and Lolita, who was placed on the fire, opened her eyes in confusion.

"Well……???"

When Loli saw her situation clearly, she instantly widened her eyes, raised her head, and found a child younger than her and a creature who looked like a girl, but was definitely not a human being, staring at her with open eyes.

"Don't eat me! Huahua is not delicious! If...if you really want to eat Huahua...please...please turn Huahua into a real woman and die without regrets." Loli cried loudly.

Bailiyuan looked at the loli who claimed to be Huahua in shock. I'm afraid this child can't...

Shanaido covered her ears with her hands, controlled Loli with her mind, and put her down.

"Oh?" Loli was taken aback, "Are you trying to satisfy Huahua's wish to become a woman? But..."

Loli suddenly became a little shy and a little looking forward to it.

"It's the first time for others, have pity..."

"Go away!" Bailiyuan kicked the loli in front of her with a kick.

"What's wrong?" Loli got up from the snow with a confused look, not understanding why Bailiyuan suddenly kicked her.

Bailiyuan walked to Loli and pinched her face.

"Next I ask, you answer, understand?"

Loli nodded.

Bailiyuan let go.

"Name." Bailiyuan.

"Ellie." Hua Hua.

"Aren't you a beggar?" Bailiyuan.

"Yes, Huahua is also called Ellie." Huahua said naturally.

Bailiyuan scratched her chin, is Huahua a title similar to a nickname?
"Identity." Bailiyuan then asked.

"What is identity?" Huahua asked suspiciously.

"Just asking who you are, where you came from, and where are you going." Bailiyuan asked.

"I'm Ellie, I'm from Snow Village, I'm going to... go... By the way, I'm going to Daxueshan to face the war zone camp, hehe~" Huahua smiled embarrassedly.

Snow Village?

Bailiyuan shook her head, she had never heard of it, maybe it was a small mountain village.

"What's the purpose of going to the camp?" Bailiyuan then asked.

"Become a real woman!" Hua Hua said without hesitation.

"Get back!"

... in half an hour.

With Huahua's explanation, Bailiyuan figured out the ins and outs of the whole thing.

All in all, it is the story of the stupid girl of the landlord's family who was fooled and ran away to pursue her dream!

Snow Village is a village in Daxue Mountain, where Huahua was born and is the granddaughter of the village chief.

Half a year ago, a girl visited Snow Village. The strength and manners she showed, as well as all the performances, made Hua Hua, who had never been out of the village, very fascinated. However, the girl only stayed in Snow Village for a week.

When the girl leaves, Hua Hua asks how the girl can be as good as the girl.

The girl's answer was - "You are still young, you will understand when you become a woman."

So, Hua Hua's dream became - to become a real woman!

Hearing this, Bailiyuan wanted to complain about the girl who had never been masked, and said, "You will know when you grow up." Can she die?

Don't talk nonsense so easily misleading children!
Afterwards, Huahua asked her father with questions, how can she become a woman?
And the answer from the equally unmasked gentleman was - "First of all, you need a man!"

After the identification, this gentleman is also a fellow man.

Then, Huahua began to look for men in the village. Huahua also had some common sense and knew that those who had "owners" couldn't move. Therefore, after some searching, she found that there was only one boy in the entire Snow Village who met the standard - a freshman Three month old baby.

And then, Huahua started her life as a young tame.

However, it will take a long time to wait until the baby grows up to the point where Huahua can become a woman, and it is unrealistic to pry into the corner. man!

However, when they said goodbye to the family, they encountered a problem. Of course, Huahua's family couldn't just let Huahua go outside to find a wild man, and locked her up.

However, Hua Hua is not a loli who gives up easily.

Huahua just turned seven years old, and also awakened the coat of arms. After some preparations, with the help of the power of the coat of arms, Huahua successfully escaped, but because she ran in a hurry, she came out unprepared. Consumption and cold fainted, and then, he was picked up by the iron armored rhinoceros and the small fist stone.

(End of this chapter)

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