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Chapter 523 [If you can't get along with you, you can't get along with me]

Chapter 510 Seven [If you can't get along with you, you can't get along with me]

In the morning, on a big tree outside the ruined old house, a crow flew from nowhere, just "croaking" there, which made people upset.

Wu Dao, who got up early to practice, managed to get into samadhi, but was unable to enter the state due to the yelling, so he had to stand up and curse.

There is a fixed number of days when I enter meditation and carry Zhoutian every day. If I miss one or two times, I can exchange it for a meal of "Senior's Love Whip" at equivalent value.

It's just that the big tree was very tall, Wu Daodao tried to jump and climb, and when he reached the top of the tree, the crow had already flapped its wings and flew away, landed on another big tree, and continued to croak.

Wu Daodao had been busy for a while, and was helpless, when he suddenly heard a vigorous sound of "咻"!
A stone was shot from the yard, and the crow squatting on the treetop screamed a few times, fluttered its wings, dropped a few fallen feathers, and flew away in a hurry.

Standing in the yard, Chen Nuo saw Yun Yin casually throw away the remaining handful of stones in his hand, turned around and entered the house without saying a word, Chen Nuo's eyes suddenly narrowed, and he looked at Yun Yin's back thoughtfully .

Today Erya finally got relief, and left the back mountain early in the morning to go to school.

I asked for leave for two days before, but school is a serious matter for children. After practicing in Houshan for two days, I still couldn't miss school for a long time, so I went to school after asking for leave with Chen Nuoyunyin.

But it has been agreed that these days, Erya will come back to the back mountain after school every day, live in the back mountain, and practice with Master Yunyin in her spare time.

Erya leaves, and the daytime supervisor becomes Chen Nuo again.And Yunyin was in the room, typing again by herself—but her typing skills had improved extremely fast.

After practicing in the morning, in the afternoon, Yunyin actually graciously asked Wu Daodao to study on his own in the afternoon - saying that he wanted him to practice the techniques he had learned these days so that he could experience and understand them.

——To actually get half a day's rest out of thin air, Wu Daodao almost burst into tears of gratitude.

Subconsciously uttered a cry, and as soon as the cheers were over, Wu Daodao immediately came to his senses, and quickly shrunk his head to secretly look at this "Patriarch Yunyin". leave.

He wants to go back to the Qingyunmen compound in Qianshan!
I want to take a bath!I want to drink!I want to eat meat! !

I want to sleep in a big bed with a mattress at home!I want to turn on the air conditioner!

I want to eat popsicles! !
These days in the back mountain, although it can’t be said that it’s a place to eat and sleep in the open, but what the hell can I only sleep on the ground as a bed every day, and I can only go to the woods to solve the daily laxity.

Washing and so on, and the drinking water brought by the middle-aged woman.

But to take a bath, I can only go to the mountain springs and streams in the mountains to make do with it.

Wu Daodao couldn't help but want to cry every day, okay?

As soon as I reached middle age, I actually ran to the back mountain to live the days of penance?
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Seeing that Wu Dao ran away in a single jump, Chen Nuo couldn't help but sighed: "You actually kindly let him rest for half a day."

Yunyin shook his head: "Haste makes waste, his talent is not good, these days he has reached his limit under high pressure, if you don't tell him to relax, he will develop rebellious thoughts later, his heart will be impetuous, and his inner breath will fall into a trap. Bottleneck, no matter how difficult it is to make progress.”

After hearing this, Chen Nuo just nodded, and then asked after thinking for a while: "He's gone, so what shall we do today?"

Yunyin glanced at Chen Nuo, and suddenly said, "I'm going for a walk in the mountains."

Paused, seemed to hesitate for a moment, but still said to Chen Nuo: "If you want, you can come with me."

Before Chen Nuo could finish speaking, Yun Yin had already swept out of the ruined old house, landed tens of meters away, and then slowly walked into the jungle and went up the hillside behind.

Chen Nuo thought for a while, then stepped forward to follow.

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In the afternoon, the two wandered casually in the woods of the back mountain, and they reached the top of the mountain without knowing it.

There are quite a lot of wild fruit trees in this mountain, Yunyin randomly picked a few wild chestnuts, peeled off the thorny skin, and squeezed each chestnut in the palm of his hand.

Randomly pinch two fingers, and with a bang, a chestnut is squeezed open, the skin is torn off and thrown into the mouth.

Chen Nuo saw it, and said with a smile: "Isn't the raw food astringent?"

Then, he ran to the nearby mountain spring and stream, got some fallen dead branches, and lit a fire.He took a handful of chestnuts from Yunyin's hand and buried them in the fire.

After a while, the aroma was tangy. Chen Nuo grabbed the chestnuts in the air, rubbed the hot chestnuts, peeled them off, ate one by himself, and said with a smile: "The chestnuts in the mountains are not sweet enough, but they are still very fragrant. of."

He handed Yunyin one.

Yunyin finally ate one, but looked at the fire: "With this fire, it would be great if we could barbecue here."

Chen Nuo thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Simple, there are a lot of wild birds and sparrows in the mountains, so let's go to the forest and shoot them.

Well, shoot a hundred sparrows, cook them by the stream and then roast them. This is called a feast of birds. "

Yunyin's face was slightly distressed, and he shook his head and frowned and said in a low voice: "The two of us can't eat a hundred sparrows, so why kill so many, the birds in this mountain live on their own and don't mess with anyone."

Chen Nuo looked at Yunyin and said, "Then don't kill the sparrows, just find a rabbit nest and catch a wild rabbit. There must be rabbits in this mountain."

"Rabbit..." Yunyin was about to say something, but shut up again, and continued to shake his head after thinking for a while: "Forget it, I don't want to eat rabbit meat."

Chen Nuo knew it well, and continued: "Then... I remember that when I came last time, there was a bamboo forest in the south of the mountain. Let's look for it and dig some bamboo shoots to roast and eat."

Yunyin breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Bamboo shoots... are pretty good."

The two flew up, and the bamboo forest several miles away would be there in a short time.After entering the woods, the two looked for bamboo shoots everywhere.

The tentacles of mental power spread out, and the bamboo shoots on the ground had nowhere to hide. In just a moment, more than ten catties were dug out.

Chen Nuo also found a nest of bamboo rats. After looking closely, they were very fat, so he wanted to dig them out.

After taking a look, Yunyin showed a disgusted expression on his face: "This wild thing is full of parasites. If you want to roast it and eat it, you won't be afraid of getting sick."

When you're done, turn around and leave.

Chen Nuo smiled lightly and followed behind.

Carrying more than ten catties of bamboo shoots back to the mountain spring and stream, the fire has not been extinguished.Chen Nuo added more firewood, ran to squat by the stream to peel and clean the bamboo shoots, and then cut them open. He found a bamboo stick and cut a few bamboo sticks, put the bamboo shoots on them, and then roasted them by the fire. .

The roasted bamboo shoots are crisp and sweet, with a strong fragrance.

Yunyin actually ate four or five yuan in one go, and Chen Nuo didn't compete with her, but just roasted silently.

In the end, I went for a walk in the stream, caught two fish and came back. I made a piece of bamboo as a knife, and cut open the belly by the stream. After scraping off the scales of the fish, I put on bamboo sticks and hung them on the fire. bake.

Yunyin walked into the woods while Chen Nuo was killing the fish, but came out again after roasting.Chen Nuo smiled and offered a fish to the woman. After she took it, she didn't refuse, and just took a bite.

Chen Nuo's barbecue skills are actually so-so, but as a top controller, he has strong mental power and meticulous control over the heat. The grilled fish is charred on the outside and fragrant on the inside. After all, it is full of fragrance.

Yunyin ate a fish without knowing it, and then went to the stream to wash her hands.

After eating this simple and hearty lunch, the two casually found a shaded place by the stream and sat down.

In the mountains at noon, the heat did not decrease, but Chen Nuo just used his mental power to control the airflow at will, and brought a gust of wind in the forest to blow away the scorching heat.

Yun Yin looked at the stream in front of him and the hillside in the distance, and was slightly lost in thought, but Chen Nuo beside him suddenly seemed to feel something and said in a low voice: "Look at this mountain, does it look like the Langya Mountain that our school went to for the spring outing? "

"Well, yes..." Yunyin was unprepared, subconsciously answered the three words, and immediately reacted, her face changed, and she stared at Chen Nuo with wide-eyed surprise.

Chen Nuo looked at "Yunyin", his eyes became softer and softer bit by bit, finally he sighed in a low voice, stretched out his hand to touch her cheek, and softly called out: "Ke Ke."

"Yunyin" stared blankly at Chen Nuo, even though this nasty guy touched his face with his hand, his eyes finally turned red, and tears fell down: "You, when did you notice it?" Arrived?"

"I found it in the morning. The crow outside the yard was croaking. You took action to solve it, but you didn't shoot the flat-haired beast. You just scared it and let it fly away.

I have dealt with that woman Yunyin. Although she is not a villain, she is cold-hearted and cruel. How can she be so merciful?

When we entered the mountain, you prevented me from shooting sparrows, and you dared not let me catch rabbits. You were reluctant to kill even bamboo rats, and you even found an excuse that wild animals have parasites.

That woman Yunyin never had such a kind heart.Only my gentle Fatty Sun is so kind and soft. "

The more Chen Nuo spoke, the softer his voice became. At the end, Sun Keke finally burst into tears.

She grabbed Chen Nuo's hand with all her might, tears and snot flowing out from her tears, but she shook her head and shouted: "There's no excuse! Wild animals already have parasites!

The bamboo rat is so pitiful and chubby, why eat it. "

Chen Nuo lightly patted the back of Sun Xiaohua in her arms.

I complained in my heart, um... If I said "bunny is so cute, why do you want to eat rabbit", it would be all right.

While crying, Sun Keke wiped tears on Chen Nuo's sleeves, and in the end, annoyed, he grabbed Chen Nuo's sleeves and wiped his snot on them.

Chen Nuo gave a wry smile without struggling, and just let the girl vent her grievances in his arms.

He took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, opened it, stuffed it, and said with a wry smile, "If you wipe it again, my clothes will be shameful. I have to wash them myself when I go back."

Sun Keke shook his head and said, but cried even more fiercely: "I don't care, I'm going to cry! I just want to cry!! I'm so uncomfortable here! Sleeping in a crappy house every night, there are mosquitos!!"

"Didn't you light mosquito coils and sprinkle insect repellent water?" Chen Nuo comforted.

"But sleeping on the ground is so hard... Wow!!"

"Also, I want to take a shower! I haven't showered in days! Wow..."

"There are a lot of snakes in the mountains. Under the ruins of the old house, I can hear rats and snakes. I'm so scared that I can't sleep every day! Wow..."

Hearing Sun Keke crying louder and out of breath, Chen Nuo hugged the girl helplessly.

Indeed... She was also made to suffer.

Although Sun Keke's family is not a wealthy family, she is also a girl who lived in the city since she was a child, and was raised by her parents in the palm of her hand.

In the words of 20 years later: who is not a baby anymore?

Being taken away by Yunyin these days, living in the ruins of the back mountain, eating and sleeping in the open, is indeed a pain she has never experienced in her life.

"But at that time, wasn't Yunyin controlling your body?" Chen Nuo asked.

"She is in control, but my consciousness is always there." Sun Keke's crying became quieter, and she explained in a low voice: "I was actually awake all the time, and I could see and hear everything around me, but I didn't Body control."

"So you knew that the first day I came?"

"Well, I knew it the first time you came here. I can see you and hear you talking to her. But I can't say a word, and I can't control even one of my eyelashes." Sun Coco shook his head.

Chen Nuo asked curiously, "Then what happened today? Why is she so kind to give you back control of her body?"

Sun Keke was silent for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't know either. She suddenly told me in her consciousness last night that she will take a rest today and return her body to me for a day. When it gets dark, she will take it back again." Take control. I'm..."

After hearing this, Chen Nuo felt a little puzzled in his heart. He didn't understand Yunyin's intentions, but he couldn't care less about it at the moment, so he said in a low voice, "Then why didn't you tell me in the morning? You still tried to hide it from me all day .”

Sun Keke suddenly trembled, pushed Chen Nuo away with both arms, and looked up into Chen Nuo's eyes quietly: "I tell you... Then, how should I face you? What identity should I use to face you?" What about you, Chen Nuo? Ex-girlfriend?"

Chen Nuo stopped talking.

"Now every time we meet, I feel very uncomfortable, you know." Sun Keke said, his eyes turned red again.

Chen Nuo brewed the words in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Actually, I..."

"No." Sun Keke pressed Chen Nuo's mouth tightly, with resentment in his eyes, and said in a low voice: "You must say sorry to me again, I don't want to hear you say these things."

She turned her head to look at the sky, then moved her body slightly, and slowly leaned on Chen Nuo's shoulder: "Chen Nuo, don't say a word from now on, okay, just let me So rely on you.

We sat here, didn't say anything, didn't say anything, just leaned quietly, and passed the day - just leaned like this, until it was dark. "

With complicated eyes, Chen Nuo finally nodded lightly, letting the girl beside her snuggle up on his shoulder.

In the afternoon, under the mountain streams, streams, lush forests, and under the shade of trees, this young man and woman cuddled together.

If you only look at it this way, it seems that the picture is actually quite beautiful.

But... but some people, who look like people, have opened their mouths.

But just cuddled like this for less than half an hour.

"Well, there is something that I actually want to say."

"...Chen Nuo...you...hey, well, what do you want to say?"

"Didn't you complain that you haven't showered for so many days?"

"...Ah!" Sun Keke suddenly bounced away from Chen Nuo, his face full of panic: "I, do I stink?"

"No, no, no, it doesn't smell bad at all." Chen Nuo said with a wry smile, "Yunyin's strength is not much worse than mine. At this level, as long as she wants to, she can spread her thoughts all over her body and clean her body. The dust will not accumulate dirt, even if you don’t take a bath for many days, it will not be dirty or smelly.”

"then you?"

"I mean, don't you want to take a bath? Anyway, it's only noon, and there's still a lot of time today, and she won't come back at night. Why don't we go down the mountain to the town and find a hotel or something, so you can feel pain Do you want to take a shower quickly?"

Sun Keke stopped talking, remained silent for a while, and looked at Chen Nuo blushing, with a strange look in his eyes: "Chen Nuo, you...are you trying to trick me into opening a room!"

"Of course not." Chen Nuo hurriedly denied it, but he had no choice but to spread his hands and put on a rascal's posture: "...you just say whether to go or not."

"……go!"

After all, for a girl of Sun Keke's age, she hasn't bathed for more than ten days, and now the word "bath" has a magical appeal.

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In a town about three miles away from the village.

At the entrance of the only state-run bookstore in the town, Sid, whose curly hair had been shaved into a round cut, was carrying a backpack, wearing a brand-new school uniform for primary school students, and a red scarf around his neck.

Still holding his exclusive "Dad" in his hand.

I just picked up a collection of essays for elementary school students in the bookstore, and I picked up a booklet of math exercises.

Sid took a cream ice cube from the freezer at the door of the bookstore, looked at Brother Lei with a smile and nodded.

Brother Lei immediately paid the money enthusiastically.

"Well... where are we going next, my lord?"

"I've said it all, don't call me my lord, Dad." Sid bit the melted cream ice brick, shook his head, and said, "I'm not from China, and the name lord is very weird, and... I didn't tell you Well, now I will treat you seriously as my father."

Brother Lei swallowed hard.

Well, there was indeed a talk about "taking the father-son relationship very seriously" last night.

But how dare I believe it? ! !
What is wrong with this boss! !
It is said that his ability is greater than Master Nuo!

Does this whole world recognize his father? !
Now he doesn't know which nerve is wrong in his mind, he wants to recognize me as his father.

What if I regret it in two days and become angry and slap me to death?
And, what's wrong with this guy!

There was no class in elementary school this afternoon, so I dragged myself to the town and said to go to the bookstore to buy books!

My goodness!
Also buy composition selection!
Buy a workbook!

Is your old man addicted to being a primary school student? !

Just now, before going to the bookstore, he asked himself to take him to a barber shop in the town, saying that he had cut his hair short.

It is said that the school teacher said that the short hair is too long and does not conform to the code of conduct for students.

So, under Brother Lei's horrified gaze, the old barber in the town, holding a clipper, pushed Sid's long curly hair into a round inch!

I'm afraid this barber who has lived in the town for half his life doesn't know that he has achieved a terrible achievement unintentionally!

The top powerhouses in the world today, and the other seeds, even if they fight to the death with all their strength, may not be able to hurt Sid a single hair.

As a result, an old barber in the town flattened his head with a clipper.

Seeing that Brother Lei still looked trembling, Sid sighed: "Actually, you can really relax, Dad."

If you don't call me dad, I will relax! !

Brother Lei felt very tired.

Sid squinted his eyes and looked at Brother Lei: "So you will feel uncomfortable calling your father?"

"Hmm!!" Brother Lei nodded—Brother Lei is not curious that the other party has the ability to read minds, he has already seen it in the past two days.

"Then, let me call you...father?"

don't! !Brother Lei was taken aback.

"Father?"

I can't afford it!I can't afford it! !
Sid sighed, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I call you Lao Wu, how about it? I heard that many father-son relationships, sons will call their father that."

Brother Lei hesitated for a moment.

Old Wu...just Old Wu.

It's okay, it's less scary than a mouthful of "Dad".

If I keep shouting like this, I'm afraid I'm going to take a quick-acting heart-relief pill.

Sid glanced at him, shook his head and said with a relaxed expression: "Don't worry, old Wu, with me by your side, you don't need to take any quick-acting heart-relief pills. As long as you are in front of me, even if you want to die, you won't be able to die." .No force in this world can kill you.

Anyone who can't get along with you is going to get along with me! "

Brother Lei: "..."

Ok……

Although I don't know why this boss is playing this role-playing game so seriously...

Although I know this father and son are fake.

But... what he said...

It's still a bit dark and refreshing!

At this moment, Sid suddenly reached out and poked Brother Lei, and raised his chin with a smile: "Old Wu, look. It's across the road!"

Brother Lei looked up, and saw the town diagonally across from the road.

On the doorstep of one of the nicest hotels in town...

Chen Nuo and that girl Sun Keke walked side by side into the hotel lobby slowly...

Brother Lei's expression suddenly became weird!

What the fuck?

I just saw it... Master Nuo and Ke Ke, that girl, have entered the hotel to get a room? !

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(End of this chapter)