Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 473; dare not give it to me, go to burn his house

Chapter 470; If you dare not give it to me, burn his house
Before Changsun Wuji sat down, General Wei Chigong stood up immediately, and hurriedly walked to the middle of the main hall to bow down;

"Your Majesty, you know what kind of person I am, Your Majesty. I don't read much and can't say anything nice, but since the moment I followed Your Majesty, I told myself in my heart that I must serve you faithfully in this life. Your Majesty, this life is entrusted to Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, don't look at the age of the minister, but the minister can still eat three to five catties of mutton, two bowls of corn porridge, and two meat pies, and the minister's iron lance does not dare to relax for a day. Pulled to the battlefield, he will be able to make new contributions to His Majesty immediately.

(One Hu Roubing in the Tang Dynasty was equivalent to two or three pieces of Baiji buns sandwiched with meat. It was very affordable. Those who could eat it had strength. The side dish itself was three catties of beef, no problem. Drink two bottles of beer and eat a fire, or two A whole roast chicken is not enough to eat, another bowl of noodles, my homemade iron barbell weighing 137 catties can be played easily and comfortably. In the era of cold weapons in ancient times, fighting depends on strength. If you can’t eat, it means you have no ability or strength.)
Now His Majesty has allocated tens of millions of dollars to replace the armor and weapons of the sixteen guards. When it is completed next year, I am willing to fight all the way into the prairie for the vanguard, and take the heads of those shit khans and present them to Your Majesty.

As long as your majesty points out, I will not be afraid of a horse. If your majesty says to fight, I will immediately kill the general and kill him. "

Li Shimin has always been fond of this very obedient and peerless general. He is loyal and devoted to death, and he is also a member of the unstoppable brave general, a proper and powerful person.

The most important thing is that at Xuanwumen, he was no match for the brave Li Yuanji, and was almost strangled to death on the spot. Yuchi Jingde came to rescue him single-handedly,
He killed Li Yuanji on the spot, and "protected" the Supreme Emperor without flinching. For the sake of his master, he was really desperate.

Li Shimin knew very well in his heart that if he made a meritorious deed, this person, who has made countless contributions, will bear the brunt of it...

Thinking about the invasion of the Turkic bandits two years ago, this fierce general stopped and fought in Jingchuan. The ferocious prairie wolf, facing his peerless fierce general, immediately died down, and the killed fled in all directions. Well, this Yu Chigong has the secret method of arranging troops that has been passed down from generation to generation in his family, and he also has the courage of all men. Of course, Li Shimin believes in his ability.

Li Shimin smiled cheerfully;

"Jingde get up quickly, as long as you can still eat meat, it's a good thing. If you can't digest a catty of mutton, I dare not entrust you with important matters.

Ai Qing, please get up, your ability is obvious to all, how can I not know, as long as you continue to be loyal to me and keep your pure heart unchanged, I will never let you down. "

"Thank you Your Majesty!"

Yuchi Gong didn't know whether it was because of drinking too much wine or because of his excitement, he retreated with his face flushed, and with His Majesty's promise, he would definitely be able to put his portrait on the pavilion of merit and virtue, so that all generations of descendants could pay their respects, thinking of this, Yuchi Gong has all the strength in his body, and even his walking posture is bullish.

Changsun Wuji and Yu Chigong came out to show their loyalty, and got the answers they wanted. They immediately attracted a group of self-esteemed capable people to follow suit, and they came out to express their hearts, eager to have their own portraits appear on the meritorious building.

Of course, Li Shimin would not agree to each one of them, and also hinted that don't be impatient, that encouragement should be encouraged, in short, everyone is extremely happy.

Some of the meritorious persons did not have any hope of entering the merit building, but they did not dare to fall behind. Although they had no hope of entering, most of them stood up and pledged their allegiance to the king for the rest of their lives.

Others are scrambling to put gold on your face, but you are sitting still, that's too outstanding!
So those civil and military officials also came out and said some high-sounding words, and His Majesty the Emperor accepted them one by one with a kind face.

By this time, it was no longer an authentic banquet. Li Shimin's only goal was how to consolidate this group of starters.

Of course, how to make yourself stand firmly in the circle with His Majesty as the core is also the same task for all the officials present.

As a result, the monarch and his ministers had the same thoughts and ideas, and the atmosphere of this banquet has been going on in a good atmosphere.

Sitting next to Cheng Yaojin, Li Yu gorged on meat, and didn't care about the gossip in the officialdom, it was just the emperor's plan from his own afternoon, to set up a monument as a monument of merit,

His Majesty the Emperor immediately drew inferences, and thought of building a pavilion to put the portraits and deeds of heroes in it. Li Yu really admired Li Shimin's quick response.

But at the same time, he was also extremely depressed. According to Li Shimin's thinking, the building of merits and virtues mentioned today should be the Lingyan Pavilion that will be famous for thousands of years in the future, but why did it become a building of merits and virtues again?
In addition, could it be that his own arrival stimulated Li Shimin to think about Lingyan Pavilion?Is this the chicken or the egg, which comes first?

After I came to ancient times, I left offspring, and then I came to ancient times to complete the established mission?And then there are descendants of themselves?Isn't this ridiculous?

Shaking his head fiercely, Li Yu drove away the depression in his heart and raised his wine glass to Cheng Yaojin and said;
"Uncle, let me toast you, my son."

"Great goodness."

The two drank a glass of strong wine together, Cheng Yaojin put down the wine cupper and looked at Li Yu;

"Why do you look at your preoccupied look? What were you thinking just now? Just say what's on your mind. First, you can feel much happier and more relaxed. After all, uncle has eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. It’s good to have a serious idea with you.”

Li Yu thought in his heart, I want to find someone to explain my ins and outs clearly, but I am afraid that you will say that I have lost my mind and insanity. If it is serious, I will burn to death. The stubborn people of this era confide in their hearts?
"Oh, my uncle, Hai'er was thinking about the Seventh Young Lady who was an ancient Yan Sheren, just now in the backyard, Hai'er was talking about it with the three empresses,

Sanniang said that the matter of the Yan family's lady had to be done with the assistance of your uncle, the old man, and the boy had been thinking about this troublesome matter just now, so he lost his mind. "

As soon as Cheng Yaojin heard about it, he immediately lifted his spirits and said with a row of chests;
"What you Sanniang said is true, there is no one else in this world who can persuade the Yan family to give you a daughter as a wife, except for this old man.

There is nothing the Supreme can do about this matter, let alone other people. It was the Yan family where I went with my elder brother to finalize your marriage. It is not my uncle boasting. If I don’t intercede, my elder brother will be helpless The Yan family let up.

Don't worry, Dalang, old uncle Yan will never break his word when he personally promised me. The Yan family will give you a flat wife to do small things, and I will leave it to my uncle.
After you have passed the filial piety period, uncle will go to preside over the overall situation for you, and ask him to bring you a beautiful and beautiful concubine lady from the Yan family.

Oh, by the way, Dalang, first tell me which concubine Yan Sheren gave birth to that Seventh Lady, and my uncle will go and find out for you first.
See whose house it is kept in, and then we can choose where they like, so that we can get twice the result with half the effort.

Don't underestimate the daughters of the Yan family, they are all very intelligent, and they are all disciples of saints who grew up in school. The ancestors of the Yan family have done great things, and the ancestor of Yan Hui is a saint The head of the disciples, so the daughter of the Yan family is quite noble. "

"Well, thank you uncle, the child knows that as long as uncle and father go out on their own, such a small matter will definitely be easy to handle."

"That's right, my uncle's skills are obvious to all. Let's just talk about Yuchi Laohei, a well-known fierce general, a figure who has won the three armies bravely.
But my uncle is not afraid of being an old black boy. When it comes to deploying troops, my uncle has also learned from the inheritance of more than ten generations of the family, and they are all authentic methods that cannot be faked.

Regarding the kung fu immediately, uncle's iron spear is also a deadly move. I don't know how many famous heroes have been assassinated along the way?

Oh, right!He also saved His Majesty's life twice, which is a great contribution, and entering that Merit Pavilion is no problem, it is extremely easy!
You see, my uncle is not as worried as that old Heizi, as if he would be left behind if he couldn't get in. His Majesty will leave his uncle behind.

It's not that easy to find a girl from the Yan family to be your flat wife, so tell me in whose house the seventh lady is raised, and my uncle will find out for you clearly. "

"Yes, Uncle Qi, that Seventh Lady was raised and raised in the old patriarch's house."

Cheng Yaojin stuffed a big mouthful of roast mutton in a leisurely manner, not caring about the degree of difficulty of the matter, and said vaguely;
"Then... that's... easier. I'll go directly to Uncle Yan's to get it back for you."

"Thank you uncle, there is one more thing that needs to be reported to uncle. The Seventh Lady was not born in a concubine's house, but was born by Yan Sheren's official wife and eldest wife. She is a direct descendant of Seventh Lady. Uncle, don't get confused. It’s the wrong person, but I can’t even tell.”

Cheng Yaojin chewed the roast mutton in big mouthfuls, while responding casually;
"A few small things... Forget it, the old man can still... confuse the public... Isn't he just a direct relative, Seventh Lady,... You wait... Uncle..."

"Ok?"

Cheng Yaojin, who had just said a few words, suddenly realized something was wrong, hurriedly swallowed the unchewed mutton, and hurriedly asked;
"What did you say? You think that Seventh Lady was born to Yan Sheren's wife?"

Li Yu looked at Cheng Yaojin's face, nodded his head, and started eating meat and vegetables again, Cheng Yaojin swallowed and spit, and didn't say anything else, picked up the wine master, and wanted to eat wine to relieve his boredom.

Niu Jinda on the other side has been staring at the conversation between the two uncles and nephews here. Several people around Cheng Yaojin can hear clearly and are waiting for Cheng Yaojin to respond, but they have not seen Cheng Yaojin speak for a long time, eating wholeheartedly Boozy.

Niu Jinda couldn't hold it any longer, and said in a strange way;
"Oh, I said you are an old killer, you just promised your own child, why did you hold your breath again and say nothing?

What's the matter, as soon as you heard that she was the direct daughter of the Yan family, you immediately fell in love? "

After Niu Jinda finished speaking, he began to point fingers at his sworn brother Duan Zhixuan next to him;
"Brother, it's no wonder you always teach me that you have to think about everything you do and say, and be careful, don't talk big and empty words, or else you promise others here, but you can't do it well, alas ...but I really want to lose my adult."

The group of generals sitting near Cheng Yaojin are all dead-end friends, and they also know that Niu Jinda doesn't fight with Yu Chigong twice for three days, but quarrels with Cheng Yaojin. It's so commonplace, a group of old brothers have long been used to it, and no one will take it as a serious matter.

These two people plus that fierce general Wei Chigong, the three of them are the famous three idiots in Chang'an city, and this Cheng Yaojin is even the leader of the three idiots,

He never speaks out of his head, and when he does things, he always goes straight in the palace, and he never turns when he goes straight. How dare you block the way of the three of them?
Immediately beat you up with feces and urine, Yu Chigong and Niu Jinda are relatively more comfortable, provoking hair is nothing more than punishing you severely, this Cheng Yaojin does not respect the rules, methods, or manners Human, offended him?
Even if you don't die, you will have to take off at least three layers of skin, otherwise how can you be called the devil of the world?

A group of generals looked at Cheng Yaojin leisurely, waiting to see his foolishness. When Cheng Yaojin heard Niu Jinda's eccentric words, he immediately put down the Jiuzun.

"Your stinking mouth hasn't said a good word sooner or later. The old man is thinking about how to ask the old uncle of the Yan family to let a direct daughter come over. Why is it cowardly? Even if you fight in battle, you have to have a complete plan, no, I Of course you have to think about it.”

Niu Jin Dake shook his head vigorously, with a disapproving and disgusting expression;
"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!"

"It's really nice to say, and you still think about it, you old killer, you took a copy of the Analects of Confucius at home and read it for more than a year without changing it, and you still went to imitate the way that civil servant speaks, and you still think about it?

You are the head of the 72 disciples of the saints, so easy to fool the family?Do you think we are all fools?
Let me ask you, how do you think about it?For hundreds of years, they have only been married to saints and disciples, and have never married. I also know that the friendship between your two families is extremely deep. If you say that you are stalking and pestering endlessly, then the old patriarch may still be able to see it in the face of old uncle Cheng. , let you be a concubine daughter,
But your bragging is a bit big, I'm afraid you can't cover it, ask a direct wife of the Yan family to be your nephew's wife?You are not afraid of breaking the cowhide, so hurry up and change your words, lest the wind flash your tongue. "

The five or six generals around Cheng Yaojin immediately burst out laughing when they heard this, and one of them laughed to persuade them to fight;

"I said you don't brag when you know the festival. You think it's beautiful. You have to let Yan Sheren agree to let him go. If you want me to tell you, go and ask a concubine to go back in peace, but don't say any more." It's about the first wife!"

The crowd immediately provoked Cheng Yaojin's arrogance and slapped the table;
"My nephew still insists on asking for the wife of his brother Yan's family, so it's fine if we can discuss it. A certain family can also humbly ask for favors according to the etiquette.

If you don't give us a certain family, go and burn down their mansion to see if they agree or not, and no one will feel better if you offend me, the devil king incarnate. "

As soon as Cheng Yaojin said something, the old brothers around him immediately had different expressions.

"Hi! I said Zhijie. I believe you when you say you are going to burn people's houses, but you are happy after you have finished your addiction. I am afraid that your old uncle will whip you to death. Your old uncle Yan It's not that I haven't beaten you before, everyone knows it well, so I dare not beat you up?"

Cheng Yaojin stretched his neck stubbornly and frighteningly;
"If you smoke, I will get over the addiction first and then talk about other things."

Several generals began to shake their heads greatly, but Qin Qiong, Li Jing, and Li Ji sat on the sidelines watching the excitement, smiling and not saying a word, eating their own meat and drinking their own wine wholeheartedly.

"Come on! It's really a stunned young man. He's already very old, and it's not like ten years ago. This ruffian is still so caring about his head and his ass."

"That's, that's! Otherwise, how could he be worthy of the title of that devil king..."

"I said everyone, don't provoke him, who doesn't know his ass temper after so many years?"

"Isn't it? If he really burns down the house of the old patriarch Yan some other day, the old patriarch's temper will definitely come and scold the family.
Let me say it first, a certain family has never said a word to him about this matter, brother Yao, you have to testify to me, when the time comes, he will let the ruffian go to rent someone else's house, this matter has nothing to do with me Related! "

Military God Li Jing stroked his gray beard, nodded and said;

"Don't worry, I will testify to you about what happened today."

(End of this chapter)