Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 157 The Hero of the Women's Middle School

Chapter 157 The Hero of the Women's Middle School
Chapter 150 Eight Heroes

Li Yu was drunk, so drunk, he walked and drew circles, but couldn't draw a circle, and was carried to the bed by several maids hurriedly.

Wang Kexin and Situ Yunsha were also drunk, chatting loudly in Li Yu's room excitedly.

Although the two women still tried their best to control their words and deeds, they were obviously drunk, but they didn't realize it yet!

"Sister, do you know what that iced Coke is?"

Situ Yunsha asked excitedly, her intuition told her that this iced cola must be very delicious, otherwise, why did Lang Jun repeat it several times to quench his thirst with iced cola?
Where does Wang Kexin know what iced Coke is, so she can only speculate and say:
"I don't know the details, but I think it must be fresh food in Chang'an City. I will ask you to buy some some time later, and we sisters will drink together."

"Lang Jun said that he wants to vigorously breed and create an industrial chain. I don't know if this chain is made of leather whips or iron ingots?"

Wang Kexin said leisurely.

"Sister, why bother about the chain, my lord will think about it carefully,

Come, come, come, you and my sister have another cup of it, such a good wine, it is really fascinating,
At this moment, the younger sister is already a little bit flustered, as if she has an illusion of flying through the clouds, I don't know if my sister has it? "

Wang Kexin still maintained the last semblance of stability and clarity, "Don't be greedy, you and my sister will only eat this last one and go to rest. If you continue to eat, it will be ugly to make a fool of yourself!"

"Of course, come and respect my sister!"

"Okay, I respect my sister too."

Xiazhu, Qiuju, Ningcui, and Taohong next to her, seeing how happy their wife is, they all followed suit with joy.

The master is happy every day, and as slaves, they will naturally have a much easier life.

Who would want his master to be depressed every day?Or keep a dark face all day long?

It has been more than half a month since Mr. Lang came back from Chang'an City, he hardly ever went to the house of the two ladies, let alone summoned the two ladies to come here like today.

Situ Yunsha sighed and dressed himself up all day long.

Wang Kexin has a thin skin, so how could she say anything more about her thoughts.

With a dark face every day, the waiters Xia Zhu and Qiu Ju were very depressed.

In the afternoon of that day, Wang Kexin got up from the bed, Qiu Ju only said casually, and the lady hadn't washed and dressed yet.

He summoned his own wife, rolled his eyes, and choked her: Who should I dress up for?
With one sentence, Qiu Ju was rushed to the south wall.

Seeing how happy my wife is today, the maids on both sides came to persuade the two of them.

I only heard Xia Zhu boldly say: "My lady, there is only a little left on the left and right in this jar, and the two ladies will see the bottom if they eat two more, why don't you have a good time?"

Here Ning Cui sees her master, it is rare to end half a month of resentment,
Also began to encourage; "Yes, lady, what Xia Zhu said is true, since there are only two lamps left for each person,
Why don't you and the lady of the Wang family eat up and go to rest before it's too late?

The slaves will definitely serve you well, and the lady doesn't have to worry, after all, there are only two lamps left, and they are in the backyard.
Even if you have a few more drinks, it's okay! "

Wang Kexin looked at the personal maids on both sides, and they all came to persuade her. She also recalled that she had been bad-faced too many times recently, and today she had alcohol to add to the fun, so she stopped insisting.

"Xia Zhu, Ning Cui said so, today my sister will have a good time with my sister, I wonder if my sister can accompany me?"

Situ Yunsha has always been more cheerful and lively than Wang Kexin, so he nodded in agreement.

"Dashan, since my sister has a good taste, how dare my sister refuse to follow! You and my sister, let's have a good time tonight..."

Li Yu was awakened by thirst when he was still in his dream, he opened his eyes and looked out the window, the sky was not yet bright,
Just as she was about to get up, she found Wang Kexin and Situ Yunsha lying on both sides, one on the left and one on the right.

Fortunately, the quilt is big enough to cover the three of them as tightly as possible.

In Li Yu's room, there are people on duty all day long, so there are two beds in the room,

On the other side, there is another one that is bigger than the one he sleeps on.

Li Yu propped up his upper body, turned his head to look, and saw that the heads of five people were stretched out neatly from the bed, no need to guess, Li Yu also knew that they were the personal maids of the two, plus his Rong Niang.

On the floor beside the couch, two second-class maids were lying together, one of them was about to get up to fill the hut, when he looked up, he saw that the owner had woken up.
"Your Majesty is awake, and this servant will serve you now."

After finishing speaking, he also teased another maid who was sleeping soundly.

Seeing the two servant girls get up in a hurry and tidy up the floor, Li Yu wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

Sure enough, Wang Kexin and Situ Yunsha beside them were also awakened.

Situ Yunsha was clever and clever, not only couldn't get up, but deliberately shrank back into the bed, buried half of his head and face in the bed, pretending to continue to sleep.

Wang Kexin just turned her head and turned to Li Yu's side, and saw each other when she opened her eyes.
With a soft cry, Wang Kexin raised a hand and covered her face with her coat.

"Your Majesty is awake, the slave's house has not been washed yet, so please don't look at the slave's house,
Xia Zhu, Qiu Ju, are they going to continue to stand up to the dead body without knowing that the Lord has woken up?

Don't hurry up to serve! "

Wang Kexin knew that she was too greedy last night, and in the end she and Situ sister ate up all the wine in the jar.
Unexpectedly, they didn't go back to their small courtyard, the two chatted and laughed for a long time before resting in the man's room.

Such a embarrassing thing, being caught in the act, plus getting up early, with disheveled hair, and no time to dress up,
He hurriedly covered his face, and was embarrassed to reprimand Li Yu's maids, so he could only call his maids Xia Zhu and Qiu Ju.

The five sleeping first-class maids over there were all awakened by Wang Kexin's call,
He started to get dressed and stood up. Li Yu's two servant girls had already tidied up the floor beside the bed, and hurried forward to help Li Yu get dressed.

Li Yu quickly put on his clothes, looked at Wang Kexin who was still covering his face,

I couldn't help smiling and said, "You don't have to hide it, the two ladies are as beautiful as flowers, even if they are clean and plain, they also have a certain charm,"

"Thank you for your compliments, Mr. Wang, I haven't even dressed yet, if I face Mr. Lang like this, I'm too rude.

The slave family knows that it must be in extreme distress at this time, and the lord will go, and the slave family will come to serve after the slave family has cleaned up. "

Wang Kexin's face was flushed with embarrassment.Force yourself to calm down and finish speaking.

Li Yu shrugged indifferently, this ancient beauty is too troublesome, how can the family pay so much attention.

He was born careless, and he didn't speculate on his daughter's family's thoughts, so he naturally felt that it didn't matter.

But in the previous life, how many careless women did not pay attention to their own words and deeds, which made them appear incompatible and their husband and wife life was not harmonious.

In the end, it developed to be noisy all day long, and it was rare to be quiet, and slowly the opposite-sex relationship between the husband and wife was exhausted, and it was cultivated into ~responsibility and ~family affection.

I always take it for granted that since we are all a family, why bother to pretend to be gentle?

For example, some women, when their husband is in a good mood, want to tell her some anecdotes in the unit,

The silly woman said inappropriately, husband, have you gotten angry recently, you have bad breath, and you said it in a serious way, showing a lot of concern.

The speaker had no intention of doing so, but with a single sentence, his husband was extremely embarrassed, and he didn't know how to step down.

This kind of woman also feels that she is very wronged, and she cares about your body getting angry with satisfaction, and considers your health more important than herself.

But what he got in exchange was a donkey face that couldn't be darker!

There are also some women who, when they go out, dress up beautifully, but in their own homes, they are careless and take it for granted that they are all a family anyway, so there is no need to pay attention to those things.

So, I can't do anything casual at home, don't dress up, don't make up, wear loose pajamas and pajamas, and don't look like my daughter's home.

What's more, he never pays attention to his appearance. He eats a fat head with big ears, big arms and round waist, and the fat on his stomach can have four or five swimming rings.

Without controlling my mouth, I feel flustered even if I miss a bite.

This kind of woman doesn't wake up herself, but blames her husband, and it's rare for her to have sex twice a month.

But I don't know, which man likes a woman with fat on her stomach that can sag down to her crotch?

Why are the beauties in palace costumes on TV, men are reluctant to blink?

If women are particular about everything, like that ancient beauties, coquettish and coquettish, and their daughters are full of posture,
Why don't you fascinate your husband with three souls coming out of his body and seven souls ascending to heaven?

It was these carelessness that slowly pushed her husband out of the door...

Li Yu got off the couch and was about to go out to wash up. The tables and chairs in the room were cleaned up, and there was a wine jar from last night in the corner.

Li Yu picked up the jar conveniently, and wanted to take it out, but he didn't expect it to be empty. Li Yu shook it twice in surprise, and was dumbfounded.
God, I should have drank five cups last night, which should be about six taels. This jar contains three catties of high-grade liquor.

Empty pull?Finished?Where did the remaining two catties go?

Wouldn't it be these two savage women who got drunk? ?
"Where's the wine in this jar?"

Li Yu walked out with the empty jar and asked Rong Niang who was accompanying her.

"Returning to the gentleman, after the gentleman rested last night, the two ladies ate separately."

Li Yu stopped and asked in a low voice; just the two of them?Finished the wine in it? "

"That's exactly the case. The two ladies were very excited last night. They talked about the cup, and they ate it to the bottom."

Rong Niang was puzzled, this gentleman is not usually a stingy person, he is not generous to his servants, he would reward a few big money every now and then.

Now the two ladies share half a jar of white wine, why are they so surprised?

"Your Majesty, if there is something you don't understand, this servant will answer carefully."

"Oh, no! I just think that the two ladies are so wonderful, and they are really heroes among girls."

Li Yu coped with a few words in a pretentious manner, then went to freshen up.

On the way, I couldn't help complaining in my heart, women in Northeast China~Niu, women in Shandong~Niu.

Myself ~ poor!
Unexpectedly, in my previous life, I had always been unable to drink alcohol. I never expected that in ancient times, I would still look like this, not even as good as the two women.
He drank himself down and shared another catty. He was really speechless.

When will I be able to be like those heroes, never get drunk a thousand times, never pour a hundred cups..."

After washing her face, the two servant girls next to her combed the two big bags on Li Yu's head neatly and meticulously.

Several people went to the main hall in front.

Li Yu thought to himself, Yuanzheng is one month away, and after the Chinese New Year, there is no need to fix Nezha Naohai's hairstyle anymore.

In my previous life, I always thought that those handsome male protagonists in costume dramas,

The hair is tied up, and a golden hair crown is added, so free and easy, so handsome, and I can finally tie my hair next year, but if I want to add a crown, I will have to wait a few more years...

(End of this chapter)

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