Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 123;
Chapter 120 Four Blood Brothers
"Ah brother, eat slowly, don't choke."

"Uh...uh,...it's okay."

"I said Li Dalang, a certain family gave you a chicken, and they received ten lashes.

As soon as I went back, my father found out what had happened again, so I whipped ten more lashes,
You said that a certain family was wronged or not?
Don't just focus on eating!Give me a word! "

Another childish voice sounded from the side; "Brother, you said to build me a car, when will you make it for me?"

I saw the talking child standing next to the Eight Immortals table with a cute face, two heads shorter than the table.

This child, holding a beautiful big top in his hand, raised his face,

Looking expectantly at the table, facing a table of exquisite food,
Bombing wildly, like Li Yu who is in a storm!

Isn't this kind of eagerness to eat like a starved ghost reincarnated?
There is an Eight Immortals table in the room, and there are six people of different ages sitting there.
Cheng Chuliang, who was speaking, stood up straight, preferring to leave an empty seat, but also resolutely maintain a standing posture.

That's right, today is the sixth day, and Li Yu has been released after serving his sentence.

Cheng Yaojin's six cubs, and Qin Qiong's two or three-year-old son~Qin Huaidao,
They all came to Li Yu's other courtyard to visit!
The eldest wife of the Qin family, Qin Qiong's wife, told the kitchen early and cooked a table of sumptuous delicacies,
Just waiting outside the door of Li Yu's study, the four armored soldiers opened the copper lock on the door.

A group of people hurriedly supported Li Yu, who was already starving with hunger, and returned to his big yard!

Beside the Eight Immortals Table, there were many maids and guards standing there.

Li Yu's personal maidservant poured wine for Li Yu for a while, and brought vegetables for Li Yu for a while,
I have to wipe off the lard left from the corner of my mouth for him when I find time!It's a joy to be busy.

But no matter how busy you are, you are happy!He hadn't seen the young man for five days.

Worrying about Mr. Lang every day, is he starved to death, but Duke Yi is Mr. Lang's uncle and elder,

The teaching and punishment of Langjun are also justified.

Even Mrs. Qin can't talk much.

What's more, she is a personal maid!

Besides, this is Chang'an City, not Lantian,
The mansion of Duke Yi is also more convenient than the county mansion!
Rong Niang could only hold her heart, waiting for five days!
"Cough, cough... ah, cough cough,"

Li Yu, who was devouring, was not paying attention, and was choked by a mouthful of braised pork,

He kept coughing, and what he was holding back was blushing and thick neck!

Rong Niang also didn't care, she was about to put the chopsticks into Li Yu's ceramic basin, and quickly soothed the back of Li Yu's neck!
Cheng Chusi next to him, and Cheng Chuliang on the other side also rushed to pat Li Yu's back!
"Ah brother, they told you to eat slowly, but you insisted on not listening,
We have all used the food, and no one will snatch it from you..."

"Hahahaha, I said Li Dalang,
you deserve it,
A certain family gave you chickens and received twenty whips back and forth,
Hello!Not a single word of thanks was said,

This is God punishing you, telling you to be mean and ungrateful, to choke you to death... oh..."

Li Yu, who was bending over and coughing, just spat out the pile of braised pork in his throat.

He slapped Cheng Chuliang's ass without any hassle!

A guy beat Cheng Chuliang to his feet.

His ass has been ripped apart by those twenty whips.

Rong Niang winked at the maids who were serving beside her,

Immediately, a few nimble hands and feet came up and cleaned up the debris on the ground!
Taking the wet cloth towel from the servant girl, Li Yu wiped his face,
Only then did he start to smile; "Cheng Er, you are too hypocritical,
So-and-so didn't use any force at all, so why make such a fuss! "

Cheng Er, who was already full of painful tears, stubbornly distinguished; "You are useless,

But the ass of a certain family has been blown away by those twenty whips,

How can I stand the toss, and now I even lie on my stomach when I go to bed! "

Seeing Cheng Chuliang gritted his teeth in pain, Li Yu didn't cry out.
I was so touched that I couldn't help but hold Cheng Chuliang's hand tightly, and choked out: "Good brother!"

I can no longer speak!

Cheng Chuliang grinned, and said dismissively, "Look at that bitch of yours!

This little thing is nothing to worry about,
There are six brothers in a certain family, which one has never been smoked?I have endured the army stick several times,

A certain family doesn't care... "Hiss..."

Cheng Chuliang said it easily, but his butt hurts!
"Cheng Er, my lord is now released, everything is fine,
There is no big deal left and right, why not go back and cultivate yourself,

Looking at it like this, there is no such thing as ten days or eight days, so I'm afraid it's not complete. "

"Sure, I'll go back to a certain house first, you rest for two days first,
However, this time it's your turn to go to Cheng Mansion and visit a certain family. "

Li Yu said with a relaxed face; "Don't worry, I will visit you after I rest for two days.
At that time, I will make you a beggar's chicken. "

Cheng Chuliang, who was about to leave, paused when he heard the words.

"What is beggar's chicken? It can be compared to the exquisite food you cook?"

Seeing that Cheng Er actually questioned his reputation as a foodie,

Li Yu immediately slapped his chest, "That's natural, the food made by my husband, which one is not delicious in the world?
This is called flower chicken, you have to choose the best tender chicken, clean it,

Marinate it with salt, supplement it with various spices, and put it into its belly.

Wrapped in lotus leaves and pasted with mud,

Put it in the fire and grill it to ripen,

When the time comes, peel off the mud, the smell, tsk!Tsk!Tsk!

Don't mention how refreshing it is to eat, this time it will be cheaper for you!

Who told you to take twenty lashes for me? "

Cheng Chuliang swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and said fiercely; "It's a deal, when you rest, don't break your word.

If not, a certain family will definitely beat you skinless! "

"I said you can leave at ease, when did this gentleman break his promise?
Go, go, look at your walking posture and make trouble! "

After Cheng Er was sent away, Li Yu and the brothers chatted about homework!
"Big brother, little brother has an idea,"

"Oh? What's your idea? You have a bunch of weird ideas all day long. What are you going to do this time?"

Li Yu bent down and hugged Qin Huaidao in his arms.

Continued; "The younger brother was locked up for five days this time, the reason was that the younger brother was stupid at the time and said some stupid things.

The younger brother is also brooding over this matter, all the brothers are from the military general family,

However, my younger brother alone knows nothing about marching.
This... It's too embarrassing to say it. "

Before Cheng Chusi could speak, Cheng Chubi who was sitting across from him burst out laughing.

"I said Li Dalang, talking about you, now, it has spread wildly in the circle of children from the family of generals,
Nowadays, who doesn't know your name, Li Dalang?
Especially your sentence: why don't the general make a small stove?
Just like Emperor Hui of Jin said: People don't have corn to satisfy their hunger, so why not eat minced meat!
Both have the same purpose!Hahahahahaha. "

These words immediately aroused the sympathy of the other brothers,

Even Cheng Chusi couldn't hold back, showing a smile on his face!

Cheng Chusi said gently; "Brother was indeed a little reckless that day,
As for marching, since he is not good at it, he just doesn't speak. Why did he say such a failure?
This love of soldiers like sons is the most important thing for a wise general to march in the army.

Isn't it fatuous and incompetent for the general to make a small fuss?

Brother can say something wrong about such a simple matter, how can he not be ridiculed?

Thinking about this matter, it will definitely become the laughing stock of Chang'an City and the camp of generals!

Alas... How can I fill up the gap with all the talk?This is also because you have spoken out loud, and you have to blame yourself!
In the future, you must be careful in your words and deeds, and don't say those nonsense again!She lost her value for no reason! "

Li Yu nodded fiercely,
In his previous life, he was very aggressive, but also tight-lipped about face.

It's really uncomfortable to be treated as a joke now!
Thinking of being laughed at by the brothers in the general circle in the future, Li Yu was a little unconvinced,
Isn't it just marching and fighting? You can learn if you don't understand.
Besides, I watched so many movies and TV shows in my previous life,

Could it be that the summary of the millennium later generations is not as good as these ancients of the Tang Dynasty?Still not convinced!
Getting mad, take out the guerrilla tactics of Grandpa Mao's ~ the enemy advances and we retreat, and the enemy retreats and we advance, won't you blind the eyes of you ancients?
Li Yu, who had made up his mind, said fiercely; "Brother, what my little brother thinks is,
From now on, start to learn the art of war and battle formation, and make those marching things clear.

I will call others in the future, don't dare to underestimate me!What do you think? "

Cheng Chusi said as a matter of course; "It's so good,

My brother has this idea, which is what my military general's family should have.

It should have been like this a long time ago, and you can't just study literature blindly. This art of war, you can't fall behind.

With brother's wisdom, if he succeeds in learning, he must be a general who commands the three armies."

"Um, I don't dare to boast so much, I just think,

All the brothers in the family know the important things about the art of war, but the younger brother is always ignorant of everything.
Too incompetent!Wouldn't it make people laugh out loud! "

"That's right, I don't know about it for a day, but I can forgive you. After all, I am young.
But if you don't know it all your life?This is too ridiculous!
Tell me, where do you want to start, so that I can show you the way, brother."

Where did Li Yu learn the art of war?
As for Sun Tzu's Art of War, 36 tactics or something, he had never seen it in his previous life.

I have never been a soldier, so where do I start to learn, I really can't even get a fart out!
"The little brother doesn't know where to start, why don't the big brother teach me,"

"Ask someone to teach you?"

"Well, yes, what's wrong?"

"Doing is doing, my brother has to learn. As a brother, I know that I can say everything, and I can say everything.
However, brother Wei himself is also a half-assed person, wouldn't it be a mistake to teach a general? "

Li Yu looked over to the other brothers, wanting them to give some advice,
Seeing Li Dalang looking at him, several people shook their heads or waved their hands one by one.

Li Yu sighed helplessly, knowing that they could not count on them.

"If not, let's get some easy-to-understand military books first,
Learn from the beginning slowly, and then ask Uncle Qin and Uncle Cheng for advice when there is something you don’t understand.
What do you think? "

"Yeah, but I don't know where Brother wants to get some military books and battle books?"

Cheng Chusi heard Li Yu say that he was going to get some military books, and looked at him strangely!
"My little brother has already planned everything. I just came out today. In the first few days, I was dizzy and dizzy from hunger.
muddled,

And wait for me to rest for a day or two,
Just go to the east and west cities to buy some Sun Tzu's art of war, 36 tricks..."

"puff……"

Before Li Yu could finish his sentence, Cheng Chubi, who was opposite him, just took a sip of tea in his mouth, and sprayed it all over the table!

"What's wrong? A certain family is trying to improve, isn't it advisable?

Third Cheng, why are you like this! "

"No, no, a certain family just choked on drinking, you say, you say, a certain suddenly has a stomachache, so let's avoid it for a while."

Crashing, the little brothers all found various excuses and left Li Yu!
Cheng Chusi was the only one who didn't move, and asked strangely; "My brother has been locked up for the past few days, what have you been doing?"

"Hey, don't mention it, big brother doesn't know, little brother usually eats four times a day, or five times,

For a few days in the circle, I had nothing to eat all day long, and I could only drink some water.
How dare I move around, otherwise wouldn't I be even more hungry?

Therefore, the little brother has been lying on the ground almost all the time!Never mess around. "

Cheng Chusi shook his head all the time, shaking his head like a rattle!
"Why? There is no food, of course we need to save energy,
Otherwise, what do you think should be done?

Do you get up every day to jump, jump?
I can only drink water every day, so where does my brother get the strength? ? "

"Brother, don't doubt, no one can move without food, there is no doubt about it,
My brother was puzzled, why did my brother think of going to the east and west cities to buy Sun Tzu's art of war?
Since ancient times, all books, slips, regardless of essays and martial arts,
They are all in the hands of aristocratic families, and ordinary people don't even know a single word!
Among them, Sun Wu's book of war is only handed down by the family of generals.
Not to mention the common people, even ordinary big households can't find a copy,

It is easy to buy some pens, inks, papers and inkstones in the two markets of the East and the West, but if you want other things, I am afraid there is none! "

"Oh, isn't it! I forgot about this!"

Li Yu patted his head with one hand, and suddenly came to his senses,
This damn memory always makes me use the inertial thinking of my previous life to analyze problems!
In the previous life, what kind of Sun Tzu's Art of War 36 Strategies did you want to buy?

Go directly to the bookstore and ask for whatever you want, as long as you have money, you can bring a cart back, and if you buy too much, I will send it back to you for free!
This is Datang, how can there be books for you in the market outside?
"Uh, if the elder brother doesn't say that the younger brother is going to make a fool of himself, fortunately the elder brother reminded me,

How about we find Uncle Qin and Uncle Cheng and ask for some? "

"Of course, brother, you are so smart for a while, why are you so confused when encountering things?
There are some simple military books in Weixiong's family, but they are all entry-level.

I'll bring it to you some other day for my brother to see.

but……"

Li Yu hurriedly said, "But what?"

"But it's useless. What's really useful is what the generals have learned from each battle. Those are the essence of the art of war.

But every general regards his handwriting as a treasure, so how can he show it to others so easily? "

Dad is careless, his views on the war are all in his heart,

I didn't write anything down, if my brother wants to learn, I can only go to my brother's house,

It is to study together with all the brothers.

As for Uncle Qin, it's a big deal, Da Lang doesn't know anything about it,

Uncle Qin is not an ordinary general, although he is not as brilliant as Duke Wei, nor as ostentatious as Li Shilang,

But Uncle Qin is also a rare general talent, but Uncle Qin has always been steady,
Never show your sharpness.The world knows little,
Even that Er Li dared not underestimate Uncle Qin!
If my younger brother wants to learn, why not ask Uncle Qin for advice, and get Uncle Qin's letter, so that you can take advantage of it as a brother? "

Li Yu's mind was running fast, how could the words of the handbook sound so familiar, as if they had heard it somewhere? ...

(End of this chapter)