Cao Cao called me to rob a tomb

Chapter 20 Alternative Songkran Festival

"Boy... pee?"

Hearing this, all the soldiers looked at each other in blank dismay, all showing puzzled looks.

"It's too late to explain to you in detail."

Wu Liang didn't talk nonsense, and asked straightforwardly, "Answer me now, besides Chen Jinshui, who among you is a child. This matter is a matter of life and death, so don't hide it!"

"This……"

All the soldiers were embarrassed again, not knowing how to answer.

"Everyone is a man. If there is anything to hide, let me start first. I am a boy."

Wu Liang glanced at them, and immediately blew himself up.

Of course, it wasn't himself who he exploded, but the poor "talented brother". "Talented brother" is already twenty-four this year, and he has never touched a woman until his death, which is sad and lamentable.

With Wu Liang taking the lead, all the soldiers began to blow themselves up one after another.

Except for Chen Jinshui, four of the remaining five are still boys, and only one has a wife and son.

As a result, this person saw that everyone except himself was a chick, and instantly felt a sense of superiority. He puffed out his chest and said proudly but hypocritically: "Everyone should pay more attention in the future. I heard that men always hold back, but they have to hold back." He was sick, but I am different, my wife is in Chenliu, and she can go home for a few days when she is not in the army... Hehehe."

You said Nima!
Everyone glared after hearing this, but there was also a younger soldier who couldn't help but asked, "Brother, what is it like to be a woman, let me tell you about it?"

"Fragrant! Sweet! Moisturizing! In short, it's very comfortable, and you won't understand if I say it."

The soldier licked his dry lips and said in a ecstasy, "As long as we can get out alive this time, the envoy will allow us to rest for a while, then I can go home to meet my wife again, just think about it... ...hehehe."

are you crazy!

What kind of FLAG is standing indiscriminately at this time! ?
"shut up!"

Wu Liang was extremely keenly aware of the crisis, so he immediately interrupted him, and said seriously: "Listen to me, everyone, the only thing that can make this monster fearful now is the urine of a boy. Take off the helmet to catch the urine, squeeze it out even if it is hard, the more the better!"

"Helmet...yes!"

Although everyone felt that this was a bit inappropriate, after all, they had to wear the helmet themselves when they turned around, but they still gritted their teeth and did so decisively after taking a look at Yan who was staring at the door with his hands on the door.

"what about me?"

The soldiers who were still stinking before saw that everyone had plans, but they felt a little uncertain.

"Brother, I also want to save you, but you are no longer a child, so you can only ask for blessings."

Wu Liang showed sympathy, patted his shoulder and sighed.

"what?"

The man was taken aback when he heard this, his face wrinkled into a bitter gourd in an instant, and he was almost about to cry.

……

Of course, Wu Liang also frightened him, so as to teach him to tuck his tail a little bit, and not really abandon him.

And after everyone entered the tomb, it was inconvenient, and they came to this step in the fright all the way, and now they are full of urination, and the sound of sparse water can be heard in the tomb for a while.

After a while, the helmets in the hands of several people were all soaked with half of the helmet's urine, and they smelled foul in their hands.

Everyone had to scratch their necks and wrinkle their noses to avoid the strong smell.

Boy pee, it's really hot!
The same was true for Wu Liang, he asked for Chen Jinshui's helmet, which he had already finished urinating on, and after urinating more than half of it, he evened out some for the soldier who was not a boy.

As for Chen Jinshui.

This guy's psychological quality is not very good. In order to prevent the hard-earned boy's urine from being knocked over in a panic, Wu Liang asked him to hold a torch to illuminate everyone.

"What's next?"

The boy's urine was ready, and everyone asked again.

"Didn't you gather some gold objects before? Give me a small cup."

Wu Liang didn't answer, but looked at Chen Jinshui.

"Huh? Oh."

I saw Chen Jinshui hesitated for a moment, stretched his hand into his bosom with some distress, and took out several small gold cups at the same time, first carefully compared the size, then weighed it in his hand, and finally put the smallest cup Handed over, just this is still a face of flesh pain.

This shit!

Wu Liang was angry and funny, wishing he could give him a kick.

But this time was unusual. In the end, he just glared at Chen Jinshui, took the little golden cup, and said to everyone, "Everyone, follow my example" and tentatively approached the guard above the door.

In fact, he also thought about pouring the boy's piss on his body, so that he would be afraid to go forward easily.

But it’s too disgusting to do so, and the amount of boy’s urine is also very limited, so it’s impossible to drench everyone... What’s more, Ji also has a long-range attack of urine. The urine of this thing is more deadly than minions. Killing them doesn't require you to venture forward at all, so it's not feasible.

Seeing someone approaching actively, Yu was a little alert, and immediately arched his body, and the mane on his neck exploded instantly.

"Hey—!"

With a soft sound, a stream of urine gushed out from between his legs and shot straight towards Wu Liang's face.

Wu Liang had been prepared for a long time, and the frequency of the urine injection was relatively limited, so it was easily resolved with a simple lateral movement.Then without waiting for Yan to make any further moves, Wu Liang had already dipped the little golden cup into the helmet, and with a wave of his hand, scooped out a whole cup of boy's urine and poured it on the other end.

While splashing Wu Liang, he couldn't help complaining in his heart: This tomb robber was stealing, and it turned into a water-splashing festival, which is also miraculous...

Smelling the smell of urine wafting in the air, Yan immediately sensed the danger.

Seeing that the boy's urine was about to splash on his body, he immediately gave it a light jerk, and with his agility, he naturally dodged it easily.

But because of this avoidance, it is no longer directly above the door.

"It really works!"

Wu Liang was overjoyed, and immediately greeted everyone behind him, "Come and do something with me, as long as we push this monster away, we can escape and ascend to heaven!"

"Come on!"

Seeing this, everyone's morale was greatly boosted, and they rushed up and poured urine on Jie with all their strength.

Five people splashing urine together is not the same as J alone urinating, but the fire suppression was achieved in an instant, and J had to flee everywhere, and was soon forced to a distance.

Seeing that everyone was still excited, Wu Liang hurriedly shouted: "You save yourself, we just forced it away temporarily, and there is still a section of the tomb to go."

"indeed."

Only then did everyone give up resentfully.

Then Wu Liang ordered Chen Jinshui to put away the torches dropped by the three men who died in battle before, and stepped on the flames on the ground, and then directed a group of people to cover each other and quickly pass through the wooden door of the toilet, and finally came to the outside. In the tomb.

But as soon as they came out, the jiao rushed out and followed them.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

An angry roar echoed in the tomb passage, and the scarlet eyeballs seemed to bleed, obviously it was completely enraged.

(End of this chapter)