Crazy Psychologist

Chapter 19 Patients in Psychiatry
Chu Sisi walked to the door of the ultrasound room on the second floor. An elderly man in a coma was being pushed into the examination room by a nurse in a wheelchair.

She greeted the nurse on duty at the nurse's desk, and the nurse replied, bowing her head and doing her own business.

"The ultrasound room is really busy."

"Nonsense, it's not like you, so free. Except for the laboratory department, we are the busiest here. I suspect that we are even busier than the laboratory department. Look at the more than 100 numbers, all of which have to be checked. Tell them that it will be at noon. Rest, come back in the afternoon, the elderly can find a lot of reasons. The doctor who has been seeing the doctor tomorrow will go to a meeting, and he will not be in the clinic on Wednesday; tomorrow will not work, it will not be easy for me to come over today, and I will come again tomorrow. I can’t bear it. I'm old, and my legs and feet are inconvenient. Or my daughter won't have time to send me here tomorrow, so let's think of a way."

"Yes, everyone has difficulties."

"Then I won't be in trouble? Who cares if I'm in trouble?"

"Yes, yes." Chu Sisidui laughed.

It's not easy to talk about Chu Shenming's affairs, but the lipstick has already been brought, so let's put it in her, it's not worth a lot of money anyway.

"this is for you."

Chu Sisi quietly put her hand on the nurse's desk.

"The latest model, I heard that it's sold out here, where did you bring it?"

"Ah, my friend is in Europe, and I brought a few when I came back these days."

"Then I'll give you the money. You're from the fifth-floor body and mind department. Your Director Mu Chun is a very amazing person."

magic?

It was the first time that Chu Sisi heard others talk about Mu Chun.

"Yeah, don't you know? His family lives in a sanatorium, and it is said that he suffers from strange diseases, but Mu Chun seems to be smiling and heartless all day long. Do you know what it does? Hey, how do you treat patients every day? Do you just mix some sleeping pills and some vitamins?"

Chu Sisi was embarrassed and vague.

"Look like this, you know the situation of our physical and mental department. It is rare to have a patient. Director Mu Chun said, can you arrange for an early examination."

"It's this kind of thing again. I've already guessed it. I don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for everything. It's not always about gossip and celebrities when you come to me."

"This." Chu Sisi was a little embarrassed and blushed.

Liu Xiaofang tore a small piece of paper and quickly drew something unknown with a pen on the back.

"Take it."

Chu Sisi said thank you, "I'll bring you something good next time."

"As you can see, there's nothing I can do about it. I can always help, but sometimes it's very difficult to check when a comatose old man goes in. He needs to be helped to turn over, and he has to be lifted to the bed and taken down. It's very time-consuming. ."

Liu Xiaofang smiled, Chu Sisi nodded, and hurried back to the fifth floor holding the paper.

"You can go now, drink some water, you can rest assured after the inspection."

The paper was placed on the table.

"Drink two bottles of water."

Chu Shenming hesitated, seeing that Chu Sisi was busy doing a lot of work for herself, and it was a bit unbearable to refuse.

He secretly looked towards Mu Chun, who was holding a coffee cup and staring at the computer, ignoring him at all.

I was talking about the second fear of marriage just now, but now I don't say a word.

This doctor is so strange.

"Come on, I finally got the number."

"Go, go, go. Listen to Dr. Chu."

Chu Shenming felt wronged and Baba left his seat.

Chu Sisi took two bottles of Nongfu Spring from somewhere and handed them to Chu Shenming.

"go quickly."

Chu Shenming could only say thank you and pour water while going downstairs.

Sitting in the waiting area on the second floor, nurse Liu Xiaofang shouted, "Chu Shenming, is there Chu Shenming who didn't check yesterday?"

"Yes, I am."

When Liu Xiaofang saw that this was the patient who had to do an examination in advance and had a few words with her yesterday, he squinted at Chu Shenming and said coldly, "Has there been any urine?"

"No."

Chu Shenming explained honestly.

"No? Then continue to drink water. How many bottles have you had?"

"Two bottles."

"It's also a big bottle."

"Yes."

"Didn't you rush to pee after drinking a bottle yesterday? Why didn't you pee today?"

"do not know."

Chu Shenming really didn't know that he hadn't drank any water at all a few nights ago. He had urinated within ten minutes, but now he drank two bottles of water but had no urge to urinate at all.

"The bladder is probably broken."

Chu Shenming laughed at himself helplessly.

This self-deprecating switch brought Liu Xiaofang a little sympathy.

"Go to the door to buy some sugary drinks, plain water is not easy to turn into pee, don't you understand this common sense?"

Is this common sense?Chu Shenming scratched his head.

"Come on, I'll let the people behind me check it first. If you feel the urge to urinate, come and tell me. It's best when you're in a hurry, otherwise you won't be able to do anything when you go in and you'll have to be kicked out by the doctor."

Chu Shenming is now riding a tiger, and he can neither go back to the fifth floor to listen to Mu Chun talk about the fear of marriage, nor leave the hospital just like yesterday without doing any examinations.

During the purchase of drinks, the supervisor called. Chu Shenming was not in the mood to answer, so he pressed the supervisor's phone for the first time ever.

"Who cares, if you have any serious illness, you don't have to work anymore. Why do you need to be so afraid of your girlfriend at home and your supervisor outside?"

He rambled in his heart, drank half a can of Coke, and soon had the urge to urinate.

As soon as the urge to urinate came, I was in a rush within a few minutes, and I needed to go to the toilet as soon as possible.

"It really works."

As soon as he imprisoned the nurse's desk, Liu Xiaofang knew what Chu Shenming meant.

"go in."

Pushing open the door of the examination room, Chu Shenming saw nothing in front of him.

After getting used to the darkness in front of him, Chu Shenming was asked to lie on the bed.

"Where does it hurt?"

the female doctor asked.

"Uh, I don't know either. It's written on the list to do those checks."

"I saw the list, and I asked you what's wrong with you."

Chu Shenming looked for some recent symptoms and talked about it a little bit. He urinated a lot in the middle of the night, and sometimes felt his stomach was very bloated.

Naturally, he didn't say anything about the wet underwear, but when it came to bloating and discomfort in his stomach, the doctor who examined him was not interested in listening to it, so he just ordered him to turn sideways.

It is not easy to turn sideways when urinating urgently, but fortunately, Chu Shenming can hold it back.

It would be absolutely embarrassing to pee your pants here.

"Does your back hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt. Can't say it hurts."

"Does it hurt to pee?"

"It doesn't hurt either."

"Does your stomach hurt? Does it hurt a lot?"

"It doesn't seem like it hurts."

"All right."

The doctor banged on the machine.

"Then can I go down?"

"Well, come on, this is the report."

"Any questions?"

"It's nothing, take it to the doctor."

Just as Chu Shenming was about to agree, he listened to the doctor again: "Why is the Department of Psychiatry, why don't your Department of Psychology have nothing to do and let the patients do the examination, okay? There are a lot of outpatients here, it's nonsense."

(End of this chapter)