Crazy Psychologist

Chapter 11
Saturday, sunny and cloudless.

Flowers and grasses are not exposed to rain and dew, and they sway happily with the autumn wind.

The city is clean, with a blue sky, white clouds, blue sky and white clouds, and a high autumn atmosphere.

Chu Shenming couldn't fall asleep at 04:30. First, he was woken up by two people downstairs who were arguing about the parking space at two o'clock. Then, he tossed and turned on the bed. During this period, he went to the toilet three times. , In less than 15 minutes, I had the urge to urinate again.

Gastrointestinal problems don't seem to be that serious anymore. Perhaps because of the two days of running, gastrointestinal peristalsis has become healthier. It seems that this Mu Chun has a point.

What is that word - [psychogenic gastrointestinal disorders].

What a long name.

I couldn't sleep, I thought about looking at the phone for a while and swiping the video for a while, Chu Shenming felt sleepy.

But when I turned off the phone, put it in the drawer, and then lay down on the pillow, the sleepiness flashed again, like a stream flowing between my toes.

Chu Shenming, who couldn't sleep, had to take out his mobile phone again. He originally wanted to send a message to Xiaoxiao. When he thought of disturbing his girlfriend at this time, although it was not abnormal, it was normal to send a message in the middle of the night when he was in love. When we are in love, we often start chatting at night until the east becomes white.

But I don't know why, thinking of sending a message to Xiaoxiao, Chu Shenming felt like he was stuck in his throat and felt uncomfortable.

The cerebral cortex is in a state of excitement, but the filling speed of the bladder is also excited.

After swiping two videos, I feel like peeing again.

It's really annoying, I didn't have such a problem before, is it that my kidneys are starting to weaken.

Haven't got married and have children yet, and she doesn't want to carry the blame for kidney deficiency.

This is how people are, the more they are afraid of something, the more they will come.

In the middle of the night, the more Chu Shenming thought about not going to the toilet, the more frequent he wanted to urinate. The strangest thing was that he could still urinate a lot every time.

What a strange problem, the torture during this time is really not light.

Originally, I couldn’t turn on too bright lights when I went to the bathroom at night. After all, I lived with my parents in a two-bedroom apartment of more than 80 square meters. Three people used the same toilet. The noise or the light is turned on too brightly, for fear that it will affect the rest of the parents.

It's not about filial piety or not, whether it is too sensitive, but if there is too much noise in the middle of the night and the parents are disturbed, they will inevitably be questioned during the day.

The older my parents are, the more they care about their children. When I was in high school and college, I went to live with a friend for a few days. My parents didn't get a phone call or a message. Family, but parents are more and more in control.

Sometimes, almost to the point where it is necessary to ask everything clearly.

For example, regarding the landline, Xiaoxiao called her home, and her parents asked long and short.

"Did you have a fight?"

"Xiaoxiao is a good girl. She was with you for her first love, so don't cause any conflicts at the juncture of marriage."

"It's just a phone call." Chu Shenming complained.

Even though his son was not feeling well, he didn't dare to tell them that Xiaoxiao made a phone call, and the old couple became suspicious. Is there a feeling that blood is thicker than water.

In the final analysis, it is estimated that face is at work. Old people in big cities just love face, for fear that their life will not be as good as others.

I live in a house with millions of dollars. Every morning, I take a special car from a hypermarket to the supermarket to grab discounted vegetables and special oil rice. I stand on the shelf and wear reading glasses to pick a fungus. In order to grab a box of pork belly folded in half, the two old men pushed and even yelled at each other, fighting each other.

Aunt Hu on the second floor happened to be knocked into a broken bone in order to grab a special price of soybean oil. She first went to the hospital and spent more than 1 yuan for surgery, and then stayed in bed for three months. , the family was furious, and felt that the old man was pitiful.

Aunt Hu has a retirement salary of more than 7000 yuan. An ordinary college graduate who has just graduated from a job and finds a job can earn more than 7000 yuan a month.

It’s okay not to rent a house, but if you rent a house, even if it’s a single room, this month’s salary of more than 7000 will only leave about [-] for free disposal.

If you want to travel, watch a movie, or listen to a concert, you must plan carefully. Moonlight is inevitable. Water, electricity, gas, mobile phone bills, Internet bills, and food problems in high-priced cities are difficult to cope without 3000 yuan.

There is one thousand left, and if you grab a Lin Junjie concert, it will be gone. Jay Chou concert?Then grab the ticket by luck. If you can't get it, you want to buy a second-hand ticket from Xianyu, and the price increase will make you sad and regret it.

Buying a pair of new sneakers a month is a fool's errand, or else you'll eat dirt next month.

If you can't do it, of course you can't do it, under the pressure of work, people's craving for food is hard to suppress.

The parents of these children are quite satisfied with the monthly salary of more than 7000 yuan. They use fuzzy algorithms to talk casually when they meet people, "Our children's annual salary is more than [-] yuan."

When other people heard it, oh yo, the annual salary is more than [-] after graduation. You are really lucky.

Over time, I can't figure it out, and if I can't figure it out with good intentions, it seems that a real child has an annual salary of more than [-] a year. If you divide it by twelve, the monthly income should be [-].

After all, face.

How else can it be said that it is not easy to be a child, especially a child who grows up at the age of 40 or [-].

Thinking about it this way, it's better to get married early, at least to have an independent space, to occasionally avoid the love of parents, and to go to the toilet at night and tiptoe.

In fact, if it was nothing in normal times, Chu Shenming had to urinate the more he wanted to sleep that night.

After a few times, he began to think wildly again. He should look at the color of the urine. Isn't there often such an article saying "judging physical health through urine" or something like that!
What else, "Attention!If the urine shows these five states, be alert that the disease has come to the door.”

After returning from a business trip, I can just rest on Monday, so I can ask Dr. Mu Chun again.

For some unknown reason, Chu Shenming had a good impression of the remoteness and quietness of the fifth floor of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

I no longer hate Mu Chun's strange behavior.

The people around are so normal, that's annoying enough.

Lack of human appearance, cookie-cutter.

Even when it comes to dating, there seem to be a few established strategies that you can refer to. Everyone goes to a popular Internet celebrity restaurant, punches in, escorts gifts during the holidays, changes their personal status, and announces on social networking sites that they are not single.

Go the way everyone walks, do what everyone does, and talk about the same love.

The makeup of women is also the same. Similar lipstick colors may be 888, 777, 661 for women. Various models mean different color numbers of different brands. In Chu Shenming’s view, or in men’s view, they may be similar, orange. color, red, pink, gold.

Just not gray and red, blue and pink, gold and black.Other colors of the same color can also be subdivided into various kinds of cherries, Caixia, and imperial concubine.
Refined but the same.

(End of this chapter)