I don't want to be king

Chapter 9 Timid as a Mouse
Lin Yi thinks of his handsome face that perfectly matches and seamlessly connects with his temperament!
I must thank this mother!
And I deeply feel that finding a beautiful wife plays an important role in genetic improvement!

He has seen the portrait of Lin Baozhi, the founding emperor of the Liang Kingdom, with a big horse face and narrow eyes, but this is the result of beautification by the painter on the basis of seeking truth and seeking truth.

It is said that Lin Baozhi, who was born as a cowherd boy, paid great attention to this portrait that can be admired by future generations and the people.

Some painters painted so realistically that they even painted the nose hairs on the nose. The old emperor felt that he could not show his dragon and phoenix posture, which was not his original appearance.

Drag it out and chop it up.

Some painters' paintings are too fake, and they are drawn directly according to the appearance of handsome men, and they are not the same as the emperor at all!

The old emperor was even more dissatisfied!

Isn't this disgusting yourself?

Also dragged out and chopped.

After killing seven painters, a generation of painters, Xian Youdao, completed this arduous task.

On the basis of not being distorted, it is equipped with a temperament of "the majesty of the sky is close at hand, and I dare not look at it".

This painting has been kept in the study of the emperor today.

After Lin Yi saw it once, he was astonished. Even the beauty camera couldn't save him.

After Lin Baozhi came to the throne in sixty-six out of forty, he really enriched the harem, each of which was as beautiful as a flower.

Now to his cheap emperor Laozi Longde Emperor Lin Xun, it has been passed down to the fifteenth emperor, Guozuo 214 years.

After dozens of generations, the descendants of the royal family all look good, the males are graceful, and the females are beautiful.

"Why does the concubine mother have to do this?" Lin Ning comforted, "Brother Huang naturally has his reasons."

He was wronged on behalf of his brother, he is obviously a talented and suave character!

But he was ridiculed and misunderstood by people all over the world!

Even the mother and concubine felt that brother was stupid and hopeless!
Presumably my brother must be very uncomfortable.

Concubine Yuan Gui fondly rubbed Lin Ning's hair, sighed, "It's a pity you are a daughter."

Lin Ning said with a sneer, "My concubine is worrying too much."

"Thinking of how wise and martial your grandfather and uncle are, even Bengong, who has a long history of family education, learned martial arts at the age of five, and already entered the third rank at the age of 15!"

Concubine Yuan Gui said proudly, "After entering the palace, even though I lost my fists and feet, I still entered the fifth rank!
but unexpected"

After all, he still didn't utter a complete sentence, he just glanced bitterly at Lin Yi who was slouching and smiling at her.

It's a pity, this is my own son.

Otherwise, it would be better to kill him directly, so as not to hinder his eyes.

"Mother and concubine are beyond the reach of ordinary people." Lin Yi laughed and coaxed from the side, "My son is incompetent, but it makes mother and concubine angry."

"That's all for you, I don't have much hope for you, the biggest wish in front of me is to get closer to your natal family,"

Concubine Yuan Gui gouged out Lin Yi's eyes and said, "Think about who the old matriarch is?

That's your great-grandmother. I think she fought with your great-grandfather back then, and Yu Boxu, the general who just put down the rebellion in the northwest, used to be an ordinary guard by her side.

His son is Yu Wenshe, the commander of the Forbidden Army.

Like your grandmother and aunt, they are all heroes among women, heroines, and have great prestige in the army.

Others have no chance to get close, so you don't want to chill their hearts. "

"What the concubine mother said is very true."

Lin Yi had figured out her temperament long ago, no matter what it was, he had to deal with it first, as for whether to do it later, that was another matter.

After the fall?

It is estimated that I should be in Sanhe at that time.

Thinking of his pride, the corners of his mouth curled up.

Seeing him like this, Concubine Yuan Gui finally resisted the urge to smash the tea bowl in her hand.

After taking a deep breath, he took another long breath and said slowly, "I have prepared a gift list for you, and you will send it to your grandfather and grandmother in the next few days.

Speak well, don't talk about your uncle, even if it's your cousins, just mentioning you casually will be beneficial to you. "

"Mother and concubine may not know that my son has just been conferred, and everyone is preparing to help celebrate. It will be a little busy these days."

Lin Yi thought that he was already like this, this mother really never gave up on him!

You have to "paste" the "mud" in her eyes on the wall!

In fact, I don't even think about it, now that the Yuan family is very powerful in the army, the old emperor must be on guard!
If I get too close, maybe I will be unlucky!

Even if the Yuan family can die well in the end and help him fight for the throne, so what if he becomes the emperor?
Years of drought, floods, locust plagues, and natural disasters have continued in many places, resulting in no crops, people displaced, and ten houses empty.

The old emperor was relatively diligent, but his grace was limited, and he was still starving.

Many ordinary people in the northwest and southwest who could not survive could only turn to the rebels.

It is all extinguished in front of the eyes, but what about the future?
At the same time, Wadan in the north is still invading, and the finances are empty. Without money, how long can Yuan Qing, Yong Wang, Mei Jingzhi and others last?

So, this is not being an emperor, this is being a paper maker!
If one is not good, it follows the law of the historical cycle, the long-term division must be united, the long-term union must be divided, rise and fall rule chaos, and the cycle goes back and forth.

"Bastard! Stupid!"

Concubine Yuan Gui slapped her fingers on the table violently, and said angrily, "This is to embarrass you!

What's there to celebrate in your shitty place? "

Lin Yi said with a smile, "Son, think about it, take more gifts, so that they can be used as money on the road."

"Are you really planning to go to the feudal clan?" Concubine Yuan Gui was stunned.

Her own son, of course she understands, has never been able to endure hardships since he was a child, and he will never sit when he can lie down!

Where is Sanhe?
Can the son stand it?

"My son has been taught by his mother and concubine since he was a child, and he must not forget what his mother said: if he is an eagle, he should fly in the vast sky; if he is a wolf, he should." Lin Yi watched his mother's face getting worse and worse. , and finally closed his mouth tactfully.
Concubine Yuan Gui snorted coldly, "Since when have you heard my teachings? Tell the truth."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "This is the truth of my son."

If the old emperor didn't force him, there's no need to go. With the income from the fief, how good would it be to stay in this prosperous place like the capital and enjoy the happiness?

Among the twelve princes at present, apart from the second prince who died young, only the third prince Yongwang is the only one who has truly become a vassal.

"You really don't want to let Ben Gong worry, what is Sanhe, you really don't know?
In the past, the dynasty was a place of exile, where lords and bandits gathered together, and there were also rebellious barbarians among them.

From the time your father ascended the throne, he used troops three times and spent countless money and food.

A few years ago, they were said to be naturalized, but in fact, there is not even a governor's office. Up to now, the gang of savages manage themselves, and there are constant disputes every day.

If you don't know any martial arts at all, you might lose your life if you go there. "

After Yuan Guifei finished speaking, she waved at him impatiently, "Hey, go down, someone will give you the gift list in a few days."

She didn't believe it, after such a scare, her son still wanted to be a fan!
Her son is very timid, not much bigger than a mouse!
Riding a horse is afraid of falling to death, so he is only willing to ride a donkey, saying that if the donkey can’t run fast, it’s okay to fall off, and the horse runs fast, if it doesn’t die, it will be half disabled.

of course there are exceptions.

At the age of seven, he uttered the words "Man dies for money, and birds die for food".

For a little money, he dared to scold Jiang Zhong, the vicious commander of the dark guards, in the street.

"Son retire."

After leaving the palace, Lin Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He thought that his schedule for becoming a fan was about to be stepped up.

(End of this chapter)