Detective Conan: The Missing Moon

Chapter 4 Everyday English is Harmful 【[-]】

Beifeng came out of the room, straightened Conan's bow, straightened his collar, wiped off the lipstick marks on his face, and then accompanied Conan all the way. After leaving the house, Xiaolan, who was so anxious that she almost posted a notice to find Ke, also breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you, Mr. Morihara."

Xiaolan grabbed Conan's arm, lifted it up like a chicken, and said to Beifeng, "Come in and sit down, thank you very much! Conan always running around is causing you trouble!"

Conan: "..."

I didn't run around, you left me mercilessly.Seeing Xiaolan's very close attitude towards Beifeng, Conan's heart rang loudly. He took a deep breath and squeezed between Xiaolan and Beifeng.

Xiaolan frowned, pushed Conan away, and quickly poured Beifeng a glass of water. Beifeng looked at Conan's aggrieved expression, stretched out his hand, and touched his head. It's too big, he can't break free!

Beifeng waved his hand at Xiaolan: "Thank you, no need, just call me... Beifeng. Besides, your father... seems to be drunk." Beifeng looked at the sand sculpture Kogoro on the sofa who looked like a lump of mud, He waved his hand at Xiaolan, and then closed the door: "Goodbye."

The girl with sharp horns watched Beifeng go away, and the tenderness on her face was instantly withdrawn: "Dad!"

The female voice is very loud and bright with additional damage.

Poor Mao Li let out a wail, and saw a feather duster hit him on the waist, Kogoro suddenly sobered up more than half of the wine, and hurriedly packed the wine bottles, but his left foot tripped over his right foot, and he fell into a daze. The beer bottle fell to the ground and smashed loudly. If it was just like this, it was okay. Maori hit the corner of the table with his belly, let out a scream, and spit out a rainbow.

Xiaolan couldn't care less about being angry at this moment, and hurriedly cleaned up her unconscious father, mopping the floor and tidying up the living room, and Conan was forgotten again.

……

There is another list in the handbook of the god of death, Beifeng: Chunjingmenyi.

Finally, his God of Death physique also played a role, making him a serious God of Death running around with elementary school students of God of Death every day, how embarrassing.

...

In the dead of night, the north wind is still blowing, making the long hair of the death god north wind flutter, with a strange aura, indifferent eyes, black windbreaker, extremely tall, long-legged handsome guy walking directly through the alley, Came to a private apartment.

Beifeng knew that he couldn't break into a private house, so he politely knocked on the door and greeted Ichiro Kishimoto who was persecuting his girlfriend inside.

Kishimoto: "..."

Who is it so late?Menyi, it seems...someone will come to accompany you.

There were two or three large fresh holes on the wall of the villa, and a woman's face was gradually revealed in the cement wall. There was a bang bang bang bang on the wall. Just a few hours ago, Kishimoto drugged her with his own hands, and then , and buried her once beloved in the cement pile with her own hands.

She cheated!She betrayed him, absolutely unforgivable, the tall and mighty man opened the door, met a pair of very cold eyes, for a moment, he froze, at this very moment...

The north wind moved, a spoon slapped the man's face, and a sideways bypassed the man... Perfectly passed the meal, a spoon broke the cement...

The woman who was crushed and deformed in the cement had a little more rice in her mashed mouth, and a little bit of golden light came out, and Beifeng was taken aback... This woman actually has merit.

He is different from other gods of death. Most of the gods of death practice the way of Asura, and they mainly feed on ghosts. A small number of gods of death practice the way of devouring ghosts. , Stillbirths are basically caused by them.And he practiced the way of Zen, focusing on transcendence. If a person with merit is willing to sacrifice his power of merit, he will grant her one wish.

The beautiful female ghost slowly floated out of the wall and landed in Beifeng's hands. She saw her tattered body with her own eyes... The self in the concrete wall was like a paralyzed fleshy mud, and her body of about 1.7 meters was compressed to Eighty centimeters, the heart-piercing pain made her almost lose her mind, and the box lunch of the god of death will wash away her memory little by little. Because of the merits of her body, she still remembers a little memory of her life, and she also knows that in the wall The scary thing is your own body.

"Are you... sure you want to sacrifice?"

According to Beifeng's standards, this woman is a second-class benevolent person, the kind who has saved lives.The rich golden light on her body caused the halo of death to move greedily.

woman nodding

Beifeng still had a dull expression: "Wish."

"I... want to see him again."

"Sure." With a wave of Beifeng's hand, the power of the god of death was activated, gathering a large amount of Yin Qi on the female ghost, and the female ghost gradually grew bigger and returned to her former life, squatting on the ground holding the knife to stab Beibei. The windy man froze.

"Men...Men Yi! Aren't you dead? Ahhh! You've become a ghost!" The man screamed in horror.

"Ichiro... Menyi is honored to be with you in this life... Your father adopted Menyi since he was a child. You saved Menyi's life. Now, his life is returned to you. We owe nothing to each other!" The woman's smile Very gentle, but with indifference, she resents and hates, but it's not because she was killed, but... her husband doesn't believe her!Don't even give her a chance to explain.

"Menyi...hahaha! The two never hate each other! It is you, the woman who cheated on me and betrayed me! You asked for it!" Kishimoto Ichiro pointed his knife at the female ghost with a grim expression: "I love you so much!"

"Hehe." Beifeng sneered. To be honest, this was the most ridiculous "love" he had ever seen.

Does he know the fear of burying his wife in cement?The cement solidifies little by little, and the woman will feel her bones being crushed little by little. The cement does not dry quickly, and the woman can even slowly feel her own death.

Very cruel.

When the north wind arrived, the woman had been compressed to more than ninety centimeters, leaving only one breath.

Serious Reaper hates all perverted killers.

……

"Brother Yilang, let me tell you seriously now, I did not cheat! The male voice you heard outside is an English tape, Daily English."

The air froze for a moment...

Kishimoto Ichiro collapsed directly, sitting on the floor stupidly panting heavily, almost stabbed himself in the heart: "Menyi! Menyi! I... what have I done!"

"I won't say that, is that English?" Door One looked at the man.

"I thought your wild man was called Inglesy."

"Kimoto... Go and surrender! In this life, I am very happy... That is, you made my mother's body so ugly! My mother has one meter long legs."

With a wave of Beifeng's hand, a spherical mosaic flew out of the concrete wall, causing Kishimoto to scream in fright, and hit his head on the pillar.

Work hard to make miracles, and give Ollie by yourself.

Beifeng deleted the part of Kishimoto's memory about him, and then looked at the female ghost. Part of the female ghost's body had dissipated. Looking at her body, her eyes cut Kishimoto like a knife.

Beifeng waved his hand, compared with the female ghost, and brought the corpse back to its original state. (ps: Every Grim Reaper is a master of plastic surgery)

Men Yi bowed emotionally: "Thank you, Mr. Death God, this is your reward." Jin Guang flew towards Beifeng.

The woman is a philanthropist. She has helped many children and helped the elderly to cross the road. She was even hit by a car because she pushed away a child playing ball on the side of the road.

Anyway, she's a nice person.

"Thank you, Mister Death."

Bei Feng nodded cheekily: "You're welcome, in the next life, I will be a good person."

"No... In the next life, I will be a free bird that can fly in the blue sky!"

"Okay...to satisfy you." Beifeng threw the woman into the animal path, the bird path, and chose the body of a pink parrot for her.

Door One: "..."

I thank you.

After finishing work, Beifeng, the god of death, walked on the dark street again, with a strange evil smile,
Cross it out and smile.

He's facial paralyzed, really.

Beifeng laughed because Kishimoto was stripped and shaved by Beifeng and sent to the police station with a bald head. There was a Wangba painted on his stomach, and it was written: It is indecent to sneak a bird under the moon, and he kills people like hemp. I am the murderer. .

Address: XXX Street, Kishimoto Apartment.

At this time... the window next door where the case happened suddenly opened, and a beautiful woman was collecting clothes and humming a ditty.

This woman, despite her beauty and beauty, she is also cruel and ruthless, she was careless when putting away her clothes, and her underwear fluttered and landed on Beifeng's head.

Passer-by Beifeng: "..."

Miyano Akemi: "..."

Do you believe me when I said I didn't mean it?
The man in black who was monitoring the roadside blushed for a moment, then returned to normal.

He's a serious man in black, really.

Beifeng looked at the eight hundred and one night advertisement floating on the ground, thoughtfully...

(End of this chapter)