spooky invasion

Chapter 11 Eat a Big Melon

Jiang Yue took out the remaining half pack of cigarettes and threw them on the table.

A trace of eagerness flashed in the eyes of the three dogs.

"Come on one?" Jiang Yue captured this detail and remained calm.

I flicked one out, handed it over, and set it on fire.

Sangou didn't think about it at all, took it skillfully, and leaned towards the fire with the cigarette holder between his two fingers.

Just as he was about to click, Sangou suddenly saw a chill that was half a smile but not a smile on his second brother's face.

The three dogs with a strong desire to survive smiled shyly, and threw the cigarette on the table like a thorn on the fingertips.

"This... this... I'm still young! I don't know how to smoke. Second brother, you really are, aren't you such a big brother? Isn't this teaching bad children?"

"Have you been modest? You still need me to teach you bad things?" Jiang Yue continued to sneer, making Sangou's scalp numb.

"Second brother, you really misunderstood me. You see on the cigarette case, smoking is harmful to health. I am so young, what should I do if my body is damaged? I really don't know how to smoke."

"You really don't smoke?"

"Don't smoke!"

"That's because you don't have a good taste. This kind of smoke is fragrant and tastes really good. It costs 60 yuan a pack!"

"Haha, second brother, are you a layman? Have you been slaughtered? This smoke is mellow and has a strong taste, but it doesn't rush or choke your throat, and a pack is obviously 30 yuan..." Sangou said halfway, It was too late to hit the brakes.

However, this guy responded very quickly and said sternly: "I said it just now, I don't know how to smoke. But I can't stand my uncle's usual love to smoke this cigarette. I listened to him a lot, and remember it a little bit."

"Really? How did I hear that my uncle is very economical and only smokes six dollars a pack of black sand?"

"You don't live at my sister-in-law's house, how can I know? Maybe my uncle hid a small treasury? On the surface, there are six packs of black sand, but behind the back are 30 yuan arrow cards?"

"How about I make a call and ask my uncle?" Jiang Yue picked up the phone.

"Forget it?" Sangou grabbed Jiang Yue, licked his face and sneered, "Second brother, what's the matter? You don't want my aunt and my wife to get along with each other, do you?"

"Where's the eldest sister?"

Sangou said sternly: "Big sister is fine! We are the most well-behaved boys in the world, and we don't have any bad habits. Big sister is busy enough with work, so don't let her always worry about us."

The matter of smoking keeps each other's handle, even if it is tacitly rewritten.

Sangou glanced at the mobile phone Jiang Yue put back at the dinner table, and said with a smile: "Second brother, did you really wronged you? You haven't stared at the mobile phone and other information for so long, is it really just a pure classmate relationship?"

The voice has not fallen, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong...

A series of messages popped up continuously on the screen.

Jiang Yue looked at it, but it was a class group.

Usually everyone is busy with school, and there is no opportunity to play with mobile phones.During the school period, the school does not allow the machine to be turned on, so there are basically no crowds.

In addition, from time to time, the teacher will send some announcements in the group, so Jiang Yue did not set the message do not disturb in this group.

Who is so idle, frantically swiping the screen in the class group?

Never brake Du Yifeng:

@ ALL

Shocked!The Xiongfeng Tianlang Mountain in the Western Regions cracked in the middle, shocking!

Hands are fast, hands are slow!

Eat melons as early as possible and outperform 808 (author: divide this number by two).

short video 1

short video 2

……

Short video 9.

Du Yifeng is a popular figure in the class, and in the entire Yangfan Middle School where Jiang Yue and the others are studying, he is also a celebrity.

In terms of academic performance, Du Yifeng is a younger brother.But he couldn't hold back his distinguished background. He usually behaved more like a social person, without the slightest youthfulness of a student.

It is more appropriate to describe him in two sentences: he is not in class and study, and he is the fastest in fights and flirting.

To evaluate him from a student's point of view, he is definitely scum among the scumbags.

But this fellow is not bad in the class, and he is not disgusting.In the final analysis, it is still his high rank and the way he is wild.Three points of his classmates envy him, six points in awe of him, and one point is hard to say.

In a class group, ordinary children rarely speak, especially when there are teachers in the group, they are basically very restrained in speaking.

Du Yifeng is an exception. In his eyes, there is no distinction between class groups, family groups or social groups.

What he wants to post depends on his mood at the time.

It's not unheard of for people to drive in a class group without saying a word.

Several times, he drove so much fun that the teachers were too embarrassed to pretend to be transparent and had to come out and put on the brakes for him.

His group memo nickname, Never Brake Du Yifeng, came from this.

Jiang Yue thought that this fellow was driving in the class group again, and didn't care.

However, the group news did not stop, ding dong ding dong, kept popping up.

No. 27 Liu Jian: What the hell, is it true?Movie special effects?

No. 42 Xu Ruogu: Awesome, which blockbuster?Seed seeds online!

No. 16 Zheng Weihao: Seed online +1!

No. 35 Chen Haoran: The picture doesn't look like a movie, it looks like a live shot.

No. 25 Han Jingjing: It really seems to be Tianlang Mountain. I went there last summer and took a photo with Tianlang Mountain as the background. I'll wait for the photo.

Teacher Sun: It seems that everyone is very busy during the short holiday. Is it because my homework assignment is not in place?Reflecting!

No. 27 Liu Jian: shivering / emoji, I dived, dog head saves my life / emoji.

No. 42 Xu Ruogu: shivering / emoji, dive in, dog head saves my life / emoji.

No. 16 Zheng Weihao: shivering / emoji, dive in, dog head saves my life / emoji.

No. 35 Chen Haoran: shivering / emoji, dive in, dog head saves my life / emoji.

Jiang Yue's mouth twitched.

A bunch of funny people.

Brushing the sense of existence in front of the old grandson, is this because the exercises are not enough?

Isn't it delicious to dive and play games?Isn't it comfortable to watch movies?

The group became calm again.

Since Du Yifeng is not driving, he is also idle when he is idle.Jiang Yue opened it and took a look.

Nine short videos, less than 2 minutes in total.

The video shooting method is very amateur, the lens is unstable, and it is a little shaken, and it is obviously not a high-power camera.

These are not the point.

The point is that this 2-minute video is really not a headline party, the content can be described as shocking.

In the video, Tianlang Mountain, which is 4000 meters above sea level, is like a huge cake, with a gap slowly appearing in the center, slowly tearing to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Second brother, is this fake?" Sangou was also stunned.

Jiang Yue didn't answer, but clicked it repeatedly, looking at it frame by frame.

During the process of the mountain being torn apart, the whole earth was obviously trembling, and the raised dust filled the sky.

Indeed, as someone in the group said, this really doesn't look like a movie shooting method.

Based on Jiang Yue's observation of details, there should be no technical editing in this video.

but--

The mountain is torn in the middle, what an incredible spectacle is this?

Even if the plate moves, it won't be at a speed that can be seen by the naked eye and can be captured by a camera, right?

Geographical vicissitudes and vicissitudes, that time unit starts at least ten thousand years.

This is to complete the reincarnation of thousands of years in one day?

Jiang Yue couldn't hide his surprise and clicked on the video again.

I got a notification that this video has been deleted.

The speed of 808 is really fast enough. If this melon is eaten a few minutes later, it will not be able to catch up.

No. 8 Wang Xin: Why can't I click the video?

Fang Ziyang on the 19th: Come on, I miss the red envelope every time, and I can't make it when I eat melons?Self-harm/emoticons.

No. 38 Shao Yixuan: @Never BrakeDu Yifeng, please post again.Kneeling/expression pack.

No. 25 Han Jingjing: What's the situation?Found the photo, what about the video?Black question mark face / emoji pack.

The head teacher, Sun Bin, initiated a ban on all members!

Thousands of big and big, the group leader is the biggest.

As soon as the head teacher's great sealing technique came out, all the people who ate melons online, and those who dived and peeped at the screen, all retreated.

Shui Qun Jiang Yue has never been interested, so he can't help but say that he doesn't care.

The explosive content of the nine short videos could not be replayed in Jiang Yue's mind, lingering.

real or fake?real or fake?real or fake?

For the first time, Jiang Yue's judgment was so shaky.

From a commonsense standpoint, this is obviously counter-intuitive.

If this is true, the coffin boards of physics teachers, geography teachers, science teachers, history teachers, and teachers of various subjects may not be able to hold the collective.

Can you say it's fake?Jiang Yue couldn't find any flaws in the video.

Most of the horrific short videos on the Internet are mostly made up through editing to attract people's attention. In fact, they are all gimmicks chasing traffic.

But there are no such traces in the nine short videos.

This technical appraisal ability, Jiang Yue asked himself, still has it.

"Second brother, your head teacher is so cruel." The three dogs behind him suddenly whispered.

　Code word for more than ten years, almost never passed his birthday.Today, I received the cake from Reading, which was a pleasant surprise.I also thank the book friends for not ruthlessly exposing the old cow to pretend to be tender.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)