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Chapter 29 Yulin Wonderland invites girls from all walks of life (6)
This is definitely the most tragic celebration in the history of Yulin Wonderland.

Although there were only a few hundred people, the melodious howling still resounded through the sky.

Lin Ling said that she was quite shocked.Of course, what was shocking was not the wailing sound, but also the speed of Zhenjun Yulin's flash marriage.

Lin Ling felt that she might have been really deceived. True Monarch Yulin must have a big devil hidden deep in his heart. Otherwise, why did Zhang Qingming get the certificate in such a hurry just after recovering his physical functions?
The big devil Yulin said that a woman's three-inch tongue is really amazing.Otherwise, why did he just announce in front of everyone that he and Qing Ming would become Taoist companions?

No, something must be wrong.Yulin frantically reminded herself, but seeing that Qingming still worshiped like before, Yulin felt that other things were no longer important.

Seeing Zhenjun Yulin making out with Senior Sister Qingming, the single Wangs were even more furious.The idol not only abandoned them, but also took away their white moonlight!This makes them what to do in the future~~

Feeling the gloomy atmosphere of the crowd, the opera spirit said that it was time for her to play again.

So she floated to the side of Immortal Yulin and Zhang Qingming, and kicked them off the stage.

"Ahem, you guys have worked hard~~~" Seeing that her yelling has successfully attracted some attention, Lin Ling continued to make persistent efforts, "At this time, you have to say that the boss is working harder, this is the most basic etiquette. Did you know?"

"Old... Big?? Harder." Scattered voices sounded, but Lin Ling didn't care at all. The two words just now were just a joke.

"Okay, since you all recognize me as the boss, I think you should have no objection to my appointment as the new Lord of Yulin Wonderland. So this boss announces that Yulin Zhenjun has collapsed, and his double cultivation can be done. It's over ahead of time. And now we're going to start the theme of today's celebration, the inauguration ceremony of this boss."

In order to improve her credibility, Lin Ling directly dragged Zhenjun Yulin into the water, "Little friend Yulin, do you think so?"

"Yes." Yulin Zhenjun is eager for someone to take over Yulin Fairyland. It may be a little novel at first, but after tens of thousands of years, he has managed these hundreds of people and has not fought yet. Yulin Zhenjun said that he was panicked. And no sense of accomplishment.And he did promise it himself.

"Very good, now the handover ceremony is over, let me start my speech. Do you know why I want to take up the position of Lord of Yulin Wonderland? I'll go, this name is too twisted, wait for me to change it first, um, It's called the head of the third group of Fufu. Yes, that's it, very appropriate. Back to the topic, do you know why I took the position of head of the third group of Fufu? Of course it is to save you lost lambs. Why? Saying this, of course, is because you have underestimated the sacred profession of being single.

Don't think I'm fooling you.First, let me prove that I am not a liar.May I ask if there is something worthy of my picture?No, after all, if there is, why are you single and not others.Since there is nothing to gain, it means that you will not lose money, right? Since you will not lose money in the end, if I am a liar, where is my achievement as a liar reflected?So the assumption of 'I am a liar' is rejected because it does not conform to the law of professional effectiveness.

So, guys, why are you still hesitating, trust me to your heart's content!I will be your guiding light!
Then, let me explain where the sanctity of the single dog career lies.The simple and clear statement is its social value.This is not difficult to understand, right?It is the contribution value to society.So what is our society?Well, you don’t need to worry about the word “society”, let me tell you directly, that’s right, our society is Yulin Wonderland, and Single Wang will make a big contribution to the future development history of Yulin Wonderland.

Hehe, don't worry.Here comes the main event.The ancients said that "new officials take office with three fires", so as the new head of the third group of Fufu, what is my concept of taking office?In other words, which direction will I lead our Yulin Fairyland to develop after I take office?Of course it was the introduction of the girls.After all, what do we lack most now?Come, let me hear your voices.Is it a girl? "

"Yes~~~~!" Some people who have been brainwashed have begun to agree.

"What is it? Let me really feel your true thoughts!" Ling Ling, the head of the group, said that he couldn't control himself.

"Girl!!!!"

"Very good. Now let me ask you another question: If a married man hooks up with a girl other than his original partner, what will happen to you? You don't think this problem is a big deal, right? Then I will give you a vivid picture Yes, if True Monarch Yulin molested other women behind your back, Senior Sister Bai Yueguang Qingming, and there were more than one, are you going to beat him so that he can't take care of himself?"

"Yes!!!" Immediately, several pairs of angry eyes stared at Yulin.

"Very good, remember your answer just now, let's continue. Next, how to introduce girls must be what you are very concerned about. The method is actually not difficult, and there is more than one way.

The first type is actually what you have been doing before, but the efficiency is relatively low.That's right, it's the study of barriers. Presumably, it's not that no outsiders have come in for tens of thousands of years, but the number of people is very small, and they didn't stay in the end.This is because the enchantment is repulsive to outsiders.But if we can study the enchantment thoroughly, and even manipulate the enchantment?So can we let more girls come in?Hey, it seems that this method is not liked by everyone.

But the latter methods are the focus of my talk today.Do you know how to cultivate?Zhenjun Yulin took you to plant grass and raise pigs, why didn't you think of planting a wife for yourself?That's right, it's hard to say about other places. Isn't Yulin Wonderland a miraculous existence?Why can't you confirm that the grass-fed pigs you grow can give birth to spirituality and transform into human form!

Look at your little expressions, it's so easy to move.Have you forgotten the incident of Yulin stealing a woman so quickly?The second method just now is indeed effective, but it also has defects.Excuse me, one day the pig you raised will become a girl, and at this time, three pig girls will fall from the sky, what will you do?Is it possible to study like Zhenjun Yulin?

Yes, it must be more troublesome for my dear friend who has already married his wife.So who else can take care of these three girls who came from afar?The answer is of course our single Wang!Alright, let's continue with method three. Presumably you have also noticed that the leader of the regiment and the little brother Xiao Yi below should come from a world different from yours. "

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