after falling asleep

One good news, one bad news.

The good news is that Charles Kinson did not become Secretary General by sleight of hand.

The bad news is that he didn't hear Musu's resistance, and continued to pester: "This time it's different. The investigation bureau sent back a message that there are signs that the invasion civilizations are plural...they may have united."

"They unite, they quarrel, they dissolve."

"Your Excellency Musu. This is an invasion and a declaration of war. We cannot hope that the enemy will collapse on its own."

There was a knock on the door, and Charles Jinson covered the microphone and looked at the assistant who opened the office door: "The military has arrived, and the president is asking you for the result."

"Tell the president that I'm working hard..." Signaling the assistant to go out, Charles Jinson leaned back to the microphone and heard Mu Susu's perfunctory "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

"Hiss... what are you doing? No, I'm working..."

There was a faint sound of plopping and falling from the microphone, and then Musu's voice became clear, upright, and serious.

"Charlson, tell me the status of the Federation."

After a while, Shi Qi came back with the game mask and turned on the AIC.

"I agree with you as the post-300 generation in your mouth."

"Then I'll be the audience. Shi Qi! Shi Qi! Your Majesty!"

"Eleven? Then let the three military regions protect the earth."

[Your communication user has been disconnected, do you want to reconnect? YorN]
The object of the confidant disappears, and Mu Su angrily hangs up the communication: "Now the post-400 generation is far worse than the post-300 generation!"

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"I'm just saying that diamonds are worthless, so it would be nice to propose in gold?" Mu Su stroked his chin and imagined that he was being picked up by Princess Lina in a straight tuxedo who was wearing a white wedding dress.

"External civilizations have joined forces with you to invade the Federation."

Lina, who was lying on the bed and didn't wait for Mu Su to help, climbed back to the bed: "What's going on?"

Mu Su's dead fish eyes suddenly regained their depth and sharpness, as if predicting Lina's behavior and grabbing the palm of her hand that slipped into the quilt: "I'm tired."

"...Charles, Your Excellency. The night watchmen have been stationed in the Kuiper belt to confront it, but it is guessed that there are still fish that escaped into the solar system and wandered in the asteroid belt. The third and fifth military regions are on their way, and the nearby ownerless plutocrats are replacing Federal search of suspicious targets within approximately 15 AU."

"Earth? We only have eleven military regions. If you think you should protect the colonies, I think as long as you protect the asteroid belt—"

"Uh... You should have forgotten Your Excellency Musu, there are no human beings on Earth anymore."

After solving the work of turning the information into cash, Lina hung up the communication, pinched out the flickering cigarette butt with her fingernails, and got into Mu Su's arms: "Darling, after this matter is over, I will propose to you with a diamond ring the size of a football .”

"Varied……"

"I will inform the president of your suggestion." Although Charles Jinson didn't know why the earth was worth sending hundreds of warships and 200 million soldiers from three military regions to protect: "Other than that, what other suggestions do you have for the General Federation to spend the coming war?" Desperate?"

"You are Su Daji who was sent to seduce King Zhou."

The door was pushed open without a knock, and the noise and panic in the corridor entered the office. His assistant looked anxiously and said, "Mr. Secretary-General, Your Excellency the President is urging you."

"That feeling is like being fed ninety cakes in a row..."

"Eh? Don't you want to do something?" Lina didn't expect Musu to play games.

Wait, is there something wrong...

"Your majesty~~~ My concubine——"

Listening to the sleepy parallelism coming from the microphone, Charles Jinson didn't waste any more time, hung up the communication after bidding farewell, and hurried to the council hall with his assistant.

Lina withdrew her hand indifferently. Anyway, she was almost full: "Is it true that the Federation has been invaded?"

"A stone like a diamond that can be grasped by hand is worthless." Mu Su expressed his disdain.

"Everyone came to see me play games, what are you doing with so many realistic plots!" Mu Su said confidently.

The voice at the other end of the microphone became hoarse and deep, and there was a deep fear that even Mu Su did not dare to recall too much: "Do you know the pain of being squeezed ninety times in a row..."

"Invasion? What does it have to do with me?"

There is always a reason for one civilization to wage war against another.

Mu Susu, with a calm expression, reached out to embrace Lina, and grabbed the game mask on the other side when she leaned towards her sweetly.

"what's up."

"It's no wonder those people like to get close to big shots. The information they leak can really drive people crazy." Lina held Musu's face full of resistance and kissed it lightly, "What? So it wasn't me who got close. Rich woman?" Lighted up a cigarette in astonishment, dialed the secretary's communication and restored the image of a proud female president: "Weier, how much liquidity do we have on the books? 53 billion? Too little, put it all in the military industry, and then put us All the stocks held are sold and invested, yes all, eh? You don’t need to worry about why, tell the directors to shut up, I don’t mind buying back the shares..."

Charles Jinson frowned and remained silent, trying to understand Musu's metaphor.

"Okay Charleson, ask your President to send more than two military regions to protect the earth and ban any celestial bodies. Hmm... amoebas are also on the invasion list, right? Then fire directly at any targets that approach."

"I want to play too."

"What? You want me to propose?" Lina shyly covered her cheeks: "I'm not ready yet..."

"You don't pay attention to the proposal!"

Charles Jinson learned a truth from Mu Su's harsh words: there is no love without reason, and there is no hate without reason.

"Despair? You don't know anything about real despair..."

"It's like a lethal dose of drug has been put into the black tea..."

"I know, but you don't really think that the joint invasion of several surrounding civilizations is to compete for resources. Is there anything in the solar system that is worth consuming the resources of the entire race to invade you? For the abundance of stars in the universe? Or is the environment only suitable for Homo sapiens? Subsistence colonies, or you smart and stupid carbon-based creatures? Oh Mr. Charleson I want to kiss your ass hard with my boots."

"I need a gaming mask!"

"By the way, turn on the AIC and the holographic screen."

"Or cough and eat snow in your mouth..."

"It has already begun."

"If today is not April Fool's Day."

[beep beep beep beep~]
The Nostalgic Animation Channel is running an ad, and the scrolling subtitles show today's quiz:

[Several major military regions of the Federation are mobilized to go outside the asteroid belt.Excuse me, the military has discovered: A. oil; B. aliens; C. Tom's contract.Send your edited answer text message to 014-114514 (consultation fee 10 credits/item), a surprise gift is waiting for you]

AIC's complaints were soothed by the animation, Musu and Lina regained their calmness by wearing game masks, and the gentle breeze blew the field outside the window.

Today is also a day of peace.

Only in the depths of the distant cosmic background radiation, a firefly-like shimmer flickers silently.