after falling asleep

Chapter 7 07.
"The ravines of the times are in front of everyone, and the main quest that hasn't been updated for a long time is like the carrot of Damocles, hanging under everyone's crotch. Chishen's heart gradually sank, could it be that I guessed wrong-"

A deep voice slowly echoed in the room.

"I rely on me and thought it was the system narration." Lord Grim jumped up in fright, only to find out that it was Mu Su who was dubbing.

Chi Shen also held his forehead helplessly.But he had to admit that he thought it was a narration just now.

Are you guessing wrong?

"The carrot of Damocles...I know the sword of Damocles, the sword of the hanging beam, the carrot...what is it?"

Wen Xiang is a good girl who asks any questions.

If there was a nurse in the hospital present, he would have tried his best to stop her from asking.

Unfortunately not.

On that day, the men present finally remembered the fear and pain once dominated by Mu Su.

Mu Su didn't give them a chance to stop them at all, and started talking eloquently.That pair of familiar faces seems to have said it countless times.

Mu Su cleared his throat, and said slowly in a low voice telling horror stories: "Why don't you go to the search engine to search for the carrot of Damocles? After reading it, you will feel that you have been reborn."

Several people looked at each other, cut out the search engine one after another, and entered the keywords given by Musu.

A few minutes later, several people returned to the game, looked at each other, and remained silent.

Chi Shen moved his butt restlessly, hesitating to speak for a while, Wen Xiang marveled at the novelty of the story.Lord Grim was fidgeting, as if the carrot was right under his ass.Finally, he gritted his teeth and stood up instead of sitting down.He opened the mouth and said, "This has nothing to do with our game content, right? Why do we have to listen to this guy instilling such heavy taste in us!?"

Wen Xiang ate some potato chips that he found somewhere.

Mu Su squinted at Lord Grim: "This is unacceptable?"

"You're crazy!" Lord Grim laughed, breaking the silence and shouting at Mu Su.

That story dealt an indelible blow to Lord Grim.

Mu Su's face was full of shock: "How do you know! Did the hospital send you to arrest me! Hmph, I knew you were definitely not willing to let me escape, and I told you, I swear I will never tell you it was Dington I let go..."

"You can play with this lunatic if you like, I won't accompany you anymore!" Lord Grim roared and interrupted Mu Su, covering his buttocks with his hands intentionally or unintentionally, and rushed out the door.

"Hey, I'm a lunatic, not a lunatic, a lunatic and lunatic are not the same—"

bang——

Lord Grim slammed the door, and the loud sound of the door closing and the entire room vibrated.

"What does that mean?" Mu Su finished angrily.

The room was silent for a while, Mu Su blinked and turned to look at the other two: "Then I'll tell you a story to ease the atmosphere? I'll give you a nickname. The nickname of the little angel is not well-deserved. ."

"Cough cough cough cough..." Chi Shen coughed violently like asthma.

Wen Xiang also handed the bag of French fries to Musu, hoping to shut his mouth.

Mu Su hurriedly took it and was about to thank him when suddenly his nose was itchy, he took a few short and hurried breaths, raised his head and grinned——

"Ah!"

Mu Su sneezed heavily and rubbed his nose. Fortunately, there was no snot, so he handed the potato chips to Wen Xiang with a little shyness.It looks so sincere as if it wasn't intentional.

"No... No need, I'll give it to you." Wen Xiang froze back to her senses, and shook her head repeatedly to refuse.

Musu said happily: "You are such a nice person."

Then he started eating.

The taste is the same as in reality, but this is just an illusion caused by the stimulation of brain nerves by the game mask, and it cannot really satisfy hunger.At most, eating too much can make you feel full.

Mu Su thought to himself, just like reaching out and touching the hippo's butt, he would retract his hand no matter if there was any excrement.

He's not very good at using metaphors.

Seeing that Mu Su was quiet again, Chi Shen and Wen Xiang looked at each other, fortunately it was settled, and if he continued to say this, the player would be reduced by one after he fell asleep.

At this time, the news of the mainline quest update suddenly appeared.

【Main quest has been updated】

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go home (done)
Go to school (done)
work (in progress)

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When the sunset disappeared, the street lights outside the window gradually turned on, and the room became dark, the task update finally came too late.

Chishen's taut bronze-colored face softened a little, and after thinking about it, he stood up: "Let's go and talk to Lord Grim, you just wait here for a while." Then the two of them left the room one after the other.

Leaving Musu tangled with potato chips.

Lord Grim's shout came from outside the door, and the voice gradually became smaller.After listening to the smell for a while, I felt bored, and then went back to the room.As soon as he came in, he saw Mu Su with his back to the door, leaning in front of the desk and writing something with his head down.

"What is this?" Wen Xiang leaned behind her and asked with her head tilted.

"My autobiography, "The Biography of Mususu"." Musu licked his upper lip with a serious expression, and wrote with a serious expression: "I plan to upload it to EHMO, and become a great god is just around the corner."

"But this is a game... it's useless for you to write." Wen Xiang asked hesitantly.

Mu Su was stunned for a while: "Yeah, why didn't I think of it." Then he folded the paper into a ball in annoyance, folded his arms and started sulking.

By this time, the blind man could also see the problem with Mu Su.

It can't be really crazy.A thought popped up in Wen Xiang's mind for no reason, as if it had taken root, it couldn't be dispelled no matter what.

So she asked directly, and said cautiously, "Just now Lord Grim said that you seem to be insane..."

"Hey, how do you talk, what does it seem like?" Mu Su was not happy. "It doesn't seem like it."

Wen Xiang opened her mouth, not knowing where to complain.So I simply turned to other questions: "But mental illness is generally not a fast-paced speech, is it irritable to be maverick?"

"I'm not a cross talk actor, so why do you say so fast? Do you want me to smoke, drink, burn my head, cut off my kidneys and eat them, and then I will report the name of the dish and get a poem number?"

Given that it is difficult to meet such people in daily life, the already curious Scent is even more curious.

At this time, Chishen and Lord Grim returned to the room one after the other.Lord Grim still had anger on his face, but he didn't even look at Mu Su anymore.

Chishen turned on the pull lamp by the wall, and the dim light shone down: "I have already contacted the convenience store, you can write down the number with your mobile phone. 114514..."

Mu Su noticed: "Huh?"

Chi Shen paused and continued: "...12450."

Mu Su said in a loud voice, "Presumptuous!"

The three ignored Mu Su, who was pretending to be crazy and selling stupid. After saving the number on a mobile phone that he would never use, Chishen looked at Mu Su and asked politely, "Do you want to be with me?"

"I'm going to make a lot of money." Mu Su blurted out subconsciously.

So they subconsciously thought of Mu Su's remarks about being a cowherd at the beginning, and their eyes became a little strange.

Musu suddenly blushed and defended loudly: "I smoke, drink, burn my head, get tattoos, go to nightclubs, but I know I'm a good boy!"

(End of this chapter)