after falling asleep

Chapter 180 23. Clown
Even if any of Musu's companions were present at this time, they would do their best to stop him from doing this.

But unfortunately not.

It was also doomed that this group of notorious students would be forced to listen to Musu's heart-to-heart talk.

Musu began to talk eloquently: "I have a friend..."

"Uh... You still told your own story just now, didn't you?" Stinghead Freddy shouted.

Musu covered his ears and stole the ringing of the bell: "I thought of a better story, so I changed it, can't I! Go to the playground to play and run!"

Freddy remained silent, and Musu continued: "My...friend had a low point in his life. At that time, he felt worthless. He tried his best to find his own advantages to avoid the desire to die, but he didn't. .He can't find his good points."

"This low period continued into his twenties, uh... twenties."

It's been too long and Musu can't remember clearly, so he continued to talk in a perfunctory manner.

"After graduating, he joined an iceberg organization. It's the kind of iceberg that 90.00% of it is hidden underwater. At first, he was just an ordinary clerk, dealing with some things that didn't even need to sign a confidentiality code. And then... I seem to digress? "

"It's a long run, and it has nothing to do with hygiene." Freddie said in a long voice.

Mu Su sneered: "Do you understand the prelude? Do you understand the foreshadowing? You always urinate first and then defecate. When have you ever seen someone who urinates first and then urinates? Don't you know this bit of common sense?"

"Sorry, I came out together."

"That means you're in a hurry. So it was two in one."

"What is the two-in-one?" Freddy sat up slightly, feeling that he was touching a new field.

"Teacher, please end this topic."

A cold, crisp, penetrating voice sounded.

It was Aretha who spoke.

Mu Su coughed lightly, and then remembered that there were still minors: "Squad leader Ala Lei is still young, so it's not suitable for me to listen to this. We—"

"My name is Aleisha, teacher." Alesha interrupted Musu again unceremoniously.

Mu Su thought in his heart that she had Shi Qi's three-none personality.

At this time, he really wants to play the "Okay Alale, yes Alale, no problem Alale." memes.But given that he was trying to get close to them now...so Mu Su maintained the greatest degree of restraint.

After thinking about what he was talking about, Mu Su went on to say: "In short, after that, he finally discovered his own advantages, so he began to love to visit the cemetery and take a walk in the cemetery. He likes it, not because it is quiet and everything is dead. It's all in its place. But... he's better than them all! They're dead, but he's alive!"

"He is willing to speak faithfully to the dead whose lives are engraved on the tombstone. He will say to a dead folk leader: 'What is more important than prestige? To be alive.' He will say to a dead singer: 'What is more important than The popularity surge is more important? It’s not dead.’ He would say to the dead director: ‘Is there anything more touching than a parallel montage? It’s still breathing’.”

"Though this friend of mine ended up miserable. So miserable that he stopped acknowledging that being alive was an advantage... Anyway, here's what I'm going to say. To live longer, avoid getting sick. To avoid When you are sick, you have to pay attention to personal hygiene. The basic situation is like this."

After speaking, Mu Su pushed the non-existent glasses.

This is not part of the Transparent Bridge project.But you can apply the theory of the transparent bridge: to narrow the distance between each other through heart-to-heart talks and exchanges with students.

At least he managed to get Aretha to talk.

After the story was told, the classroom remained silent for a long time.

"I think you should sit down there." It was Freddie the sharp-tongued who broke the silence.

Mu Su ignored it, because he suddenly felt that Chishen's corpse in the front row was a bit of an eyesore.

What's the matter with putting a dead body in the sacred classroom?

But he couldn't encourage the students to eat Chishen's corpse, because it was too limitless.

In the end, Mu Su called the sports committee member Spoon Killer, and together with him, he lifted Chishen's corpse downstairs, and threw it into the forest pool.

The body was ups and downs, gradually leaving the shore.

If Chishen knew that I couldn't bear his corpse to be buried in the wilderness and carried out a water burial, he would be happy to bury me in water too.

With a far-fetched smile, Mu Su thought to himself, seeing the dead body drifting away.

"You are probably the most appetizing teacher I have ever seen." The Spoon Killer beside him said.This vicious guy who knocks people is quite emotional at this time.

"Of course. How do other teachers compare with me?" Mu Su said proudly. "By the way, what are the other teachers like?"

"Just like you, with a dirty body and a strange name. But it's almost dead after playing for less than a day."

"Okay, let's go back. Those guys don't know what the trouble will be if I'm not here." Mu Su said.

By the way, he looked down at himself.Dressed in the outfit of the main world, which fits the "dirty" in the mouth of Spoon Killer.As for the weird name...

Mu Su thought he meant the players who had entered the dungeon before?

Instead, you can talk to the transparent bridge, so that you can ask for credit and reward.

Hmm... think about what kind of reward you want first.Let the transparent bridge learn from Spider-Man and perform a show of spinning silk with its butt?

……

"...that's the way it is!"

In the office, Mu Su revealed all the information disclosed by the Spoon Killer.

"Compared to this, I'm still in class now..." Transparent Bridge was not surprised as expected.

"I let them go to self-study."

"Are you sure they don't understand self-study as free activities?" Wen Xiang narrowed his eyes.

Mu Su, who assumed the identity of the teacher, defended like a calf: "They are just naughty, but they are not bad in nature."

"Only you think so..." Wen Xiang complained helplessly.

"Hey, it's not important." Mu Su, who was led astray, forcibly corrected the topic: "About the fact that other players have also entered this dungeon—"

"I already knew..." Transparent Bridge sighed softly.

"Huh?" Mu Su was stunned.

"Miss Gap told me before, and I also explained it to you."

"Why don't I know!" Mu Su's eyes widened.

The transparent bridge was expressionless: "At that time your two eyes fell on the eight-foot girl."

"Ah... Hehe, is that so..." Mu Su scratched his head and smirked.I gritted my teeth secretly in my heart.

Damn... I can't see the transparent bridge spinning silk with its butt...

When Musu returned to the classroom, there were still 10 minutes before get out of class ended.

I don't know what to do, and I spend 10 minutes that feel like years.

"Ah, so boring..."

Mu Su lay on the desk.Suddenly he turned his head to look at the clown.

"Come on, clown, and put on an entertainment show. How about an explosion in place?"

(End of this chapter)