Yun Qishen

Chapter 7 Yunjia Jinhua Banquet ([-])
Under the scorching gaze of a group of people, I had to bite the bullet and stand on the stage, what am I doing.

At that time, a trail leader also took the stage.

"Young Master Yun has taught me a lesson!" The little Daoist bowed to me.

I understand.

"Shen'er can't do martial arts!" Murong Qingwan said worriedly.

"Hey~ This is what Shen'er said to be more fun than a sword. I heard that before I come back, I will have martial arts. You can take a look at it." Jian Qiangjia covered her cherry mouth with a handkerchief.

Miss Qinger said that Erniang was going to frame me, but she still had a backer...

Well, if I take this opportunity to let them admit me, I can find something to go home.

"Draw your sword!" The little Daoist drew his sword and rushed towards me, probably seeing that I didn't know how to do flying swords, so he deliberately stabbed with his sword, and said, "Young Master Yun, did you mean to let it go? You're welcome. !"

I thought it was just a gesture, and then framed it behind the scenes. How could this matter of harming others be made public?
But it turned out that I was wrong. When I saw the little Daoist's sword cut through my linen-colored clothes, and there were black spots of poison and corruption on the clothes, I understood that I was trying to put my frame on these Daoists. ?Or make people think that I am using a scheme to frame these Daoists?

Anyway, this sword is poisonous, I want to avoid it.

"Why didn't Third Young Master Yun draw his sword?" The little Daoist said as he stabbed with his sword.

I blocked, and I saw a flash of purple light, and I didn't know when I was already holding the scroll of the Takiyin fairy sword in my hand.

Sure enough, baby you can! (Scroll: No.)
Wouldn't it be too dangerous to summon Lai at this time...

But when I saw that Xiaodaochang's sword could not pierce the scroll, I was relieved.

Scrolls, scrolls, if you are really spiritual, please help me!I intended to hold the scroll to block the attack of the trail master, but the scroll led my hand to dodge away.

So spiritual!Before I could recall the dodging I had just done, the scroll took me forward again.

Hard to carry? ? ?Big scroll? ?you sure?Never mind, close your eyes!Love how it is! !

I closed my eyes for only 10 seconds, and I only felt the hand holding the scroll waving wildly. When I heard the sound of someone falling to the ground, I slowly opened my eyes.

Then there was an uproar.

Yun Chenyi applauded me happily, "As expected of my son, tell me what you want! Dad will satisfy you!"

What I want most in my heart right now is not to go home, but to ask someone to treat my second uncle and let the second uncle come back to Yun's house.

I walked to Yun Chenyi's seat and cupped my hands, but just as I was about to speak, I remembered what Yun Chengyue said.

Don't mention your second uncle in front of your father since you live in Yun's house today...

Taking advantage of the situation, he changed his rhetoric, "The boy wants to learn skills from the Taoist priests!" As long as you can go to Jingling Mountain, everything will be solved!
"This..." Yun Chenyi looked at Daoist Chengxu in confusion.

"In three months it will be the Immortal Dharma Conference in Jingling Mountain, then we will recruit new disciples. Whether the third son can follow us to cultivate the Tao depends on your own ability..." Master Chengxu said politely.

"It's so good, I don't even want to thank the aisle master!" It was the tone of the order again.

"Xie Daochang made it clear..." Thinking of Yun Chenyi's face is really disgusting, he must laugh.

"I think the scroll in Young Master Yun's hand is pretty good, what kind of weapon is that?" He didn't know when he came up and grabbed my hand.His eyes were fixed on my face, and he smiled with interest.

"So, where did the disciple who just competed go?" Daoist Master Cheng Yun was still smiling, completely ignoring Ye Qi's words.The same is true for several other Taoist priests, making Yun Chenyi unable to speak.

Ye Qi didn't take it seriously, he dragged me down.I watched with my own eyes the black qi swirling in my hand flowing towards Ye Qi, and the moment I touched Ye Qi's hand, I bounced his hand away.

"Master, you and I have never been close, so don't do this again." Come on!Isn't that just holding hands!The clouds are deep!Your heart skips a beat! ! !
I pretended to be calm, saluted Xie Qi, turned around and went back to the seat.

Ye Qi didn't say anything and turned around and returned to the seat.

--split line--

"I knew that Shen'er wouldn't let us down~ Right, sister~" Jian Qiangjia began to please Murong Qingwan as soon as she saw me coming back.

What a smile to see the sun from the white clouds, it is clear that you want to frame me, but fortunately I have a small scroll.

"Shen'er, is there any injury? Let my mother see~ You tell me what kind of martial arts you are practicing if you are not healthy!" Murong Qingwan pulled me over to look left and right, ignoring Jian Qiangjia at all.

"I'm fine...Mother." I also suddenly thought of my own mother.The mother in the memory, holding a wooden stick, said you asshole!Can't find a job!

uh, that doesn't seem right...

When Murong Qingwan heard me calling her mother, she almost didn't cry.

Soon after the banquet came to an end, the most glorious statue in the world was about to be interviewed.

Some of the trail chiefs started to be noisy again.

"Don't you think that today's Uncle Seven is very wrong?"

"It's a little bit of you to say that. It's so good, it's unbelievable."

"Unbelievable? He's still him, don't be deceived by his appearance of being good!" This is the irritable little Taoist priest who had just been trampled on by Ye Qi.

"Okay, in case (name of the irritable little Daoist), you have such a loud voice, do you want to be completely disabled? Be careful Uncle Seven will retaliate against you later!"

"Aren't you betting? I guess there must be a play later, whoever loses the bet will go to Lingyao Pavilion for a day!"

"I'm betting there too!"

"Me too!"

"Then...how to bet?"

"..."

Just when the conversation was awkward for a while, someone spoke up, and I happened to be interested to see them, and found that the little Taoist priest named Chen Yueluo also joined up.

"I bet! I bet that Uncle Seven will not cause trouble today!"

"Cut!" Hearing this, the irritable little Daoist was stunned.

"...That's fine! Yueluo, come over and add half a month's meal!"

So the bet is established.

At the next stage of the banquet, the curtain of the statue was finally lifted. The red silk was cut and the red curtain slipped down.

But what I saw made me laugh.

This statue is exquisitely crafted and exquisite, but the face is painted in a mess, and there are words written on the body.

It's a few words that I'm already familiar with thoroughly,

Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.

Watching the sky, watching Laozi's money.

It looks like a dog, but it is actually a beast.

Grumpy old man, look at the sky online.

There are also a few dirty swear words, all in English.

"Hahahahaha!" I couldn't hold back, I was sorry, and after seeing Yun Chenyi glance at me, I started pretending to be a good boy.

Whoever wrote this, at first glance, it is the literary talent that relatives from the homeland have.If you can meet him, have a good chat with him.

I looked around while holding back my laughter, almost all of the trail leaders were holding back their laughter.

The five Taoist priests were a little annoyed.

"Nei Qi! Say it's you who did it!" (Old Si Xu Qing Daoist)
"Junior brother, you are too much, how can you insult the statue of the master like this!" (Murong Danran, the old Wuliuyun Taoist)
"Seventh Junior Brother is not quick to cast spells and tidy up! Do you want to be scolded by Master! What are these words written!"
"Hahaha, Junior Brother, you are too naughty, so I can't keep you Second Senior Brother." (Older Master Cheng Yun)
"It's all done!" Daoist Chengxu (the eldest) growled angrily.But it was shouting at the angry Taoist priests.

"Hey, why are you getting angry all of a sudden, Junior Brother, I also want to surprise the Senior Brothers, and besides, what I wrote is also what the old man often said ~ Master, although he has few contacts with you, do you? You don't even know what the master often says! You really don't know! My God!" Shi Ye Qi pretended to be surprised.Clear mockery.

At the same time, on the other side of the seat, several trail chiefs who were betting began to discuss again.

"Look, make trouble, I won!" The irritable little Daoist smiled proudly at Chen Yueluo.

"I'm willing to admit defeat!" Chen Yueluo put another stack of paper tickets on the table and got up and left the banquet.

I was far away from them. Although I could hear their voices, I couldn't see their faces clearly. Chen Yueluo who lost the bet was probably not happy.

When I lost interest in them, I came back to my senses, and then I ran into Ye Qi's gaze that was watching me.

(Just now he said that the words on the statue are what their master often said, so their master must be a modern person and didn't run away)
I didn't stare at him in a daze this time. In a blink of an eye, I started to settle my scroll. Where did it come from, I clearly locked it in the cabinet.

"Since you don't like these words, then look at them all!" Mo Qi lazily moved his left index finger.

I heard the sound and looked at him again, only to see black gas gushing out of his index finger, this time it seemed that I was not the only one who could see it.

Yun Chenyi also admired it curiously, "Is this also the magic of the Taoists?"

Master Chengxu did not set an example.

They were all wondering what Ye Qi was going to do.

"The words on the statue! It's moving!!" A small leader exclaimed in the room.

"It's really moving!" Someone echoed.

Everyone looked at the statue in unison.

The words scribbled by Ji Qi on the statue were floating and gradually left the surface of the statue.Then it started spinning around the statue.

With a bang, the words were all scattered.

A word flew in front of me.

It is a word for "heart".

I looked around at the people around me, and there were words in front of them too.

"Please use your finger to click on the word in front of you." Yan Qi was still shaking his finger lazily.Black smoke still lingers.

Just when all of us touched the floating black letter, the black letter burst and was swallowed by the black mist.

When the line of sight is clear, what a strange scenery it is.

The words that were floating in front of them turned out to be inky black lotuses, and the stamens were glowing with purple light.Floating and spinning in the air.

Immediately afterwards, black lotuses of different sizes and shapes were born one after another from the ground of the entire square.

I saw the ink lotus slowly opening, the purple light gradually appeared, and the crystal purple beads slowly rose.After dispersing, he slowly swam towards everyone on the table.

Everyone seemed to open their hands as agreed, and the purple beads gently fell into their palms.

"This is the egg of Jinhua (a precious mythical beast tortoise). Take it to cure diseases, strengthen the stomach and strengthen the heart. It is good for warding off evil spirits. I hope you like it for a little gift." Yes, suddenly he put his finger down, everything returned to its original state except for the beads in his hand.He never saw me again after that.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! It's really wonderful! I propose that my Yun family's consecration banquet for the statue of Dao Xian Shizun will be named - Jinhua Banquet!" But Yun Chenyi was overjoyed.

Pfft, the Jinhua divine beast in my memory is a turtle, the turtle banquet, if I were more straightforward...hahahaha.

The banquet was also successfully concluded, and the Dao Immortals returned with their swords and went back to Jingling Mountain.

Because Ye Qi couldn't wield the sword, he was brought back by Daoist Chengxu.

(End of this chapter)