My wife is number one in the world

Chapter 6 Your Kidney Deficiency
"Yanyu Pavilion, I bah, shit, Yanyu kills people's pavilion, the young master will not say that he has not seen the famous prostitutes Su Ruyu and Liu Ruyan, who are famous in Jianghuai, at least let the young master drink a glass of flower wine. Besides, this is great, the gate has not yet entered, but you have to pay for all the female ticket customers first, do you think I am Zhao Gongzi?"

Liu Mingzhi, who was out of the Yanyu Pavilion, complained all the way, and from time to time, a few swear words that Liu Song couldn't understand came out to express the depressed mood in his heart.

I thought that I would finally be able to take care of the poor ladies and sisters with the meager pocket money every month without breaking the law, but this is good, Liu Mingzhi scolded in his heart: "This prodigal thing, it's not a home. I know chai, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea."

"Master, can we go to Dangyang Academy now? If we don't go, we won't be able to catch up with dinner." Liu Song carefully asked Liu Mingzhi, who was depressed with a book basket on his back.

Sure enough, Liu Song's head was patronized by the folding fan again: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, what do you know, you little kid with no hair on your head, you are still deeply in the blessing and don't know the blessing, you have to know in the future I don't know when a great creature like a dragon will become extinct, and it is basically impossible to be served by a dragon." After Liu Mingzhi said this, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, his face full of melancholy.

"Dragon? Young master, although Komatsu doesn't read much, he also knows that dragon is a mythical creature that exists in myths and legends. You and I are just mortals, how could we be served by immortals? I don't know what kind of thing. Only immortals can be served by a dragon." Liu Song also looked up at the sky, as if he wanted to find traces of dragons in the thick clouds in the sky.

Liu Mingzhi sighed mournfully: "Yan Que is aware of Honghu's ambitions, I don't know happiness in the midst of happiness, a dragon, a dragon, people in Guangdong have lost contact with each other."

The location of Dangyang Academy is on Erlong Mountain, twenty miles west of Jinling City.

Erlong Mountain is said to be 200 years ago when someone saw two dragons playing with pearls in the clouds above the mountain. Later, for some unknown reason, two dragons descended from the sky on Dangyang Mountain, so Dangyang Mountain began to change from 200 years ago. The name is Erlong Mountain.

Since ancient times, Jiangnan has outstanding people, and there are many talented and beautiful people. It is not groundless to say that Dangyang Academy can produce all the talented people in the world. Three of the six books of the Dragon Dynasty are from Dangyang Academy, and the name of Dangyang Academy is famous all over the world. .

Dangyang Academy Mountain Changwen Renzheng has two direct disciples, one of them is Tong Sansi, one of the famous Zaifu in the world.

Wen Renzheng is more than 70 years old. This is a long-lived person in the ancient times when people lived in their [-]s. Wen Renzheng has been full of peaches and plums since he taught. This old man did not live in seclusion in the academy. In the process of self-cultivation, he would come out from time to time to give lectures to the students of the academy.

Hum chi, hum chi sound came.

Liu Mingzhi used both hands and feet to climb step by step towards the mountain gate of Dangyang Academy. Yes, he was walking.

Liu Mingzhi, who had barely climbed to the halfway up the mountain, had sweat on his face, and he was almost speechless: "No, no, no, what the hell is wrong with the Dangyang Academy on this ghost day being built at such a high position? It’s better to let people read or climb the mountain, and the young master said that there must be no good thing to read, and it’s not here yet, so I’ll save half my life first.”

Liu Song's face was reddish, and his breath was stable. He gently untied the bamboo tube from his waist and handed it to Liu Mingzhi: "Young master, take a drink and rest, as long as we get to the academy before the sun goes down, there will be no big problem. ."

Liu Mingzhi was exhausted and stretched out his hand to take the bamboo tube that Liu Song handed over and took a big sip: "Xiao Song, aren't you tired? Why do I feel like you're a normal person after climbing the mountain for so long."

Liu Song opened his mouth and hesitated, scratching his head and scratching his ears at a loss.

"What's the matter, there are hot steamed buns in your mouth, what do you want to say?"

"Master, this is what you asked me to say."

"Let the fart go."

"Young master is weak, lethargic, dull complexion, shortness of breath, according to the medical book, the young master is a disease of kidney deficiency, that is to say, young master, you need to control sexual intercourse."

"My Nima, my Nima." Liu Mingzhi spun around, trying to find something handy.

Liu Song jumped three feet away: "Young master, gentleman, you need to be calm, manic and irritable means that your kidney deficiency has reached a very serious level. If you don't treat it in time, it will be easy."

"Little calf, stop for the young master. The young master will let you know why the flowers are so red today. It is a matter of dignity. The young master wants to fight you for life and death. You should stop for the young master."

Liu Mingzhi suddenly felt that he was full of energy, and the slaughtering Quartet chased towards Liu Song, who had already run away.

"Master, you asked Xiaosong to say, the so-called gentleman must do what he says, and what he does must bear fruit. You can't avenge your private revenge publicly."

After the two were chasing, they didn't even feel that they had reached the gate of Dangyang Academy, Liu Mingzhi held his knees with both hands and panted heavily: "Little calf, don't let the young master catch you, or the young master will send you to the palace. Holy."

"This little friend, I see that your complexion is red with blue, shortness of breath, weakness of limbs, this is a sign of kidney deficiency, little friend pay attention to restraint, it is too much." A slightly old and kind voice came.

"Your uncle has kidney deficiency, it's not over, right?"

(End of this chapter)