My wife is number one in the world

Chapter 255

"Yinger, Yinger?"

Liu Mingzhi rubbed his head and suffered from the splitting headache again, why he drank too much if he agreed not to drink: "Yinger quickly pour a cup of tea for the young master, the young master's throat is dry."

Scratching his head, Liu Mingzhi recalled what happened last night. Except for what happened before he sat on the wine table, he had nothing in his mind: "Oh my god, isn't this a piece of life that was broken by drinking?"

"Master, the tea is here, can Ying'er come in?"

"Come in, come in, and send it to the young master quickly."

Ying'er came in with a tray, put the teapot on the table with a resentful expression, folded her arms around her chest, and quietly looked at the young master who was sitting on the bed and rubbing his forehead.

"Huh? What are you doing in a daze? Pour tea."

Ying'er twisted her jade neck and looked out the door with a small mouth: "I want to drink tea and pour it myself."

Liu Mingzhi looked at the resentful Ying'er in surprise: "Hey, the little girl has grown up, dare to talk to the young master like that, who gave you the courage, Liang Jingru?"

Ying'er suddenly turned her head and stared closely at her young master with her hands on her hips, with the air of showing off her mighty little milk tiger: "Who is Liang Jingru?"

"Little girl, why are you talking so much, quickly pour tea for the young master, the young master is suffering from a headache."

Ying'er poured a cup of tea with a gloomy expression, stomped her lotus feet and reluctantly handed the teacup to Liu Mingzhi, then gently placed her hands on the young master's forehead and began to massage: "You deserve it for making you drink so much."

He happily drank a big mouthful of herbal tea: "I said, Ying'er, you have eaten gunpowder this morning, why are you so angry?"

"Hmph, you did a good thing yourself, and you still ask me."

"What are you doing, young master?" Liu Mingzhi was stunned and looked up and down Ying'er, who was already small and big: "Young master didn't do anything out of the ordinary after drinking too much, right?"

Ying'er gritted her teeth and said fiercely at Liu Mingzhi: "Sister Cui'er is right at all, young master, you are not as good as a beast." Without waiting for Liu Mingzhi to react, she twisted her waist and went out the door.

Liu Mingzhi looked at Ying'er's figure in confusion: "Master is all broken, I'm a beast, am I?"

"Liu Song!"

"Master, the little one is here." Liu Song ran in with a big rooster in his arms.

"What are you doing with a rooster? An old hen is the most nourishing when you make soup, and this thing is also suitable for eating meat."

Liu Song hugged the rooster and looked at Liu Mingzhi, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh: "Master, this is the Fourth Young Master."

With a slap, the teacup in his hand fell to the ground, and Liu Mingzhi pointed at the big cock in Liu Song's arms tremblingly: "Bye again?"

Liu Song looked around and shrugged his nose: "En!"

Liu Mingzhi covered his heart as soon as he was sad, tears flowed into rivers, the young master didn't taste like this before, he looked worriedly at the big cock in Liu Song's arms: "Who suggested it?"

Liu Song hesitated for a while and said a name that made Liu Mingzhi dumbfounded: "Master Song."

"Fart, fart, Uncle can do such an unreasonable thing."

"It's true, how dare you lie to you, young master, it was really Master Song who suggested it."

Looking at Liu Song suspiciously: "Tell me what's going on?"

"Last night, Master Song, the three of you drank until midnight, and then the fourth son crowed. Master Song was a little impatient, so he asked his servants to catch it. Young Master Song planned to kill it and eat its meat. Mr. Song stopped him, and he said. He said that you will definitely be too deserted when you move to a new house. You already have a dog, and you only need a crowing rooster. The restlessness of the rooster and dog shows that life is prosperous, and then. "

Liu Mingzhi looked at Liu Song with tears in his eyes: "Bye?"

"Well, Master Song presided over the ceremony."

Liu Mingzhi lay down on the bed at once: "I said that Boss Song is so unreliable, who did he learn from? The co-authorship is hereditary, Liu Song."

"Master?"

"Young master has liver pain, is there a way to treat it?"

Liu Song bit his lips: "Master, don't worry about liver pain, go out and have a look, you will not only have liver pain but also whole body pain."

Liu Mingzhi sat up suddenly: "What do you mean, let alone this one, there are others?"

Liu Song shrank his neck and pointed out the door: "Master, wait outside the door, you can go and see for yourself."

"It's also presided over by uncle?"

"kindness."

Liu Mingzhi tightened his belt tightly: "Grandma's, one more brother is not much, and one less brother is quite a lot. The young master recognizes it. It's a mule or a horse leading it out for a walk, isn't it just... nothing?"

Liu Mingzhi stared blankly at the door, Jiang He, who was leading his third brother, and Ying'er, a maid with a small mouth, was no other animal. Could it be that he swore to fly?Liu Mingzhi looked up at the sky, but he didn't find anything that could fly: "Liu Song, what's the situation? My brother?"

Liu Song pointed at the door and motioned Liu Mingzhi to look back: "What? Huh? Why are there two women?"

"My concubine Yun Qingshi pays homage to her husband."

"My servant Chun'er pays respects to Lord Liu."

"Hello!" Liu Mingzhi was slightly startled when he saw the behavior of one of the women, and began to think in his heart.

This etiquette is unusual!

Putting away his doubts and regaining consciousness, Liu Mingzhi suddenly looked at Liu Song in horror: "What did they call me?"

Liu Song hugged the rooster and bowed his head, not daring to look at the young master.

"Ying'er, tell me."

Ying'er turned her head proudly and looked aside: "Hmph."

"Jiang He, tell me, what do they call me?"

An Gou'er smiled and touched his head: "Brother, the second sister-in-law calls you husband."

Liu Mingzhi rushed to An Gou'er's body with a stride and tightly grabbed An Gou'er's clothes: "What do you call her?"

"Second sister-in-law."

"Where is it?"

"Uncle paid for you."

"I do not know how?"

"Brother, you and the second sister-in-law have both paid homage."

"When, where, why do I have no memory at all?"

"At four o'clock last night in Tianxiang Building."

"Fart, we were drinking at the house, how could we go to Tianxiang Tower?"

An Gou'er thought for a while: "During the third round of drinking last night, Uncle Song said that he would take you and Brother Song to see the world, and then that's all."

"What's the matter with her?"

"Uncle said that you live alone in the Jue Mansion, and you don't even have anyone who knows the cold and the hot, so he found one of the most beautiful ladies in Tianxianglou to be your concubine, that is, the second sister-in-law."

Panting heavily, Liu Mingzhi loosened An Gou'er's clothes and stared at Liu Song tightly: "You said just now that I worshiped another, not a brother, but heaven and earth?"

Liu Song nodded helplessly: "Xiao Song said that your whole body will hurt."

Liu Mingzhi glanced at Yun Qingshi, who was standing at the side feeling a bit uneasy, the master and servant rushed to Ying'er, grabbed Ying'er's hand, and slapped her face twice fiercely, a big palm print appeared immediately. : "It hurts, it's not a dream."

Liu Mingzhi almost collapsed to the ground all of a sudden: "It's over, Yun'er must eunuch me."

When I was away from home, my wife told me that you don't want to pick wild flowers on the roadside, you don't want to pick them, okay, not only did you pick them, but you also brought them home.

"Liu Song, why didn't you stop me, uncle, the three of us got drunk, did you also get drunk?"

Liu Song looked aggrieved: "Master, don't blame me, Xiaosong. Last night after Mr. Song yelled, you rushed upwards screaming, and you couldn't stop him. Mr. Song even moved his knife. Seeing Mr. Song and Young Master Song turn around and leave, originally it cost 3000 taels of silver to redeem the lady, but the bustard took 300 taels, so..."

"Master, am I a robber?"

"It doesn't count, it does."

"Song Yu, Song Qing, you two are going to kill me."

Liu Mingzhi roared wanting to cry without tears, if it's just a brothel girl, it's fine, but the subconscious etiquette of the woman named Yun Qingshi is definitely not as simple as that of a brothel girl!
Song Qing was still hanging on the stone lock in the Song family's martial arts arena, rippling in the wind, and Song Yu squatted aside with his hands in his sleeves, not daring to vent his anger.

Mrs. Song sat on a stone bench beside her with a cane in her hand: "A man goes to a brothel and drinks flower wine. As a woman and a concubine, he never says anything. What do you two do? Drink and drink like a niece and sister-in-law." Come out, let's see how you explain to your second brother, how to explain to that girl Yun'er."

Song Yu pursed the corners of his mouth in confusion: "What happened last night? Why did you pay homage?"

"Father, I vaguely remember you saying that anyway, the dog also worships the chicken, and it doesn't matter if you get married, and then you said goodbye."

"Have it?"

"Yes, it seems that you don't have enough money, otherwise you plan to redeem one yourself?"

Song Yu raised his head: "Don't put shit on my head, it seems like you said the same thing, the money is not enough."

Mrs. Song waved the cane: "The three of you are going to the brothel together, how many people are there in the whole world?"

(End of this chapter)