Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 6 Real Funny

Lu Xuebu's strongest skill?

"Of course it is my steel-like-iron body forging method. This method was born out of the secret internal boxing exercise of Songshan Northern Shaolin, supplemented by my own original outer martial arts. It is vigorous and powerful, and it is powerful. The whole body is made of copper and iron, which is invulnerable to swords and guns, impenetrable by water and fire, and combined with fierce tricks such as water-cutting karate or deadly scissor kicks, it can be called a killer.

If you want to practice high-quality martial arts, you must first train your body to be as steel as iron, and there is no other way. "

Before the steel-like-iron could finish his sentence, one person sarcastically said:

"Murder is the same as hitting? It's ridiculous. As the saying goes, rigidity doesn't last long, and rigidity is extremely easy to break. Your steel-like iron body forging method is fake, and you are strong on the outside but dry on the outside. Being toyed with in the palm of your hand.

The old man's 'innate power' is the strongest skill of Lu Xuebu.

This method has a high conception, one change and two effects, it can transform the internal force trained and the essence of blood and blood into each other, and usually disperse the return of internal energy to the limbs and bones, not only can it hold the breath and store the energy, so that no one can see through your body With martial arts, it can also nourish the flesh and bones, make up for the incomplete, and make the whole body have an endless supply of energy, which is enough to tear tigers and leopards alive.

Don't talk about fighting alone, even if you kill a family of thirteen overnight and then do some hey hey things, you will never feel a little tired.

Of course, the old man is just a pure martial arts theorist, he is kind to others and loves peace. Everything he said just now is just the result of theoretical deduction. "

After the peace-loving martial artist finished speaking, he heard a disdainful sneer from beside him.

"Hehe, you are talking too much, why haven't you seen a few people to learn your natural power?

Form and spirit cannot be taken into account, they are similar with minor differences, and body forging like steel and iron are both three-legged cats' kung fu.

To say that Lu Xuebu's strongest skill can only be this seat's innate qi.

This method cultivates both life and soul, it is the supreme unique knowledge passed down from generation to generation of Baiyang Tianli Sect, and it has always been taught to disciples who have been passed down by Wu Sheng's mother.

After practicing, the outer gang is tyrannical, and the air spreads all over the body, without any flaws.

Stellar energy breaks through the body, it can penetrate gold hole stones, and kill people from a distance.

In the end, refining the gang into the gods, a little spiritual sharpness is extremely sharp, and everything can be cut, which is a rare way to break through in the world.

After training to the highest state of rebelling against innateness, as long as there is enough essence, one can heal injuries at any time, cut limbs, flesh and bones, and be reborn in battle, unstoppable. "

"Unstoppable? Zhao Tianji, come and try my steel-like prajna palm!"

"Idiot, in the whole world, I don't pay attention to any martial arts except the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon. Dong Tianbao, you are destined to be under this seat all your life!"

"The two listen to the old man's words, peace is the most important thing, and peace is the most important thing!"

"Chang Tianwei, you despicable villain, you dare to say that you don't know martial arts?"

"You three stop fighting!"

Before the sound of drinking ceased, a violent gust of wind hit with the old and fresh voice, blowing the three instructors of the Department of Lu School who had been beaten into a ball together with the futon under their buttocks, and the three of them rolled to the ground in embarrassment.

The old man who stopped drinking had fluffy snowy eyebrows, and his old eyes were half-opened and half-closed, but his power was as fierce as a tiger on the mountain, which made people tremble with fear.

The old man withdrew his big sleeves, folded his arms and sat directly opposite Liang De. Dong Tianbao, Zhao Tianji, and Chang Tianwei also picked up the futons, walked to sit behind the old man in Taoist robes and crane cloaks, and sat down in disgrace. keep quiet.

"Are you the new transfer student?"

Lin Baolong pulled Liang De up and saluted.

"This is Mr. Yuan Tianren, the chief instructor of our Lu School Department. He has a profound cultivation base and is the number one martial artist in the middle of the Red Tribulation in the school."

Yuan Tianren waved his hand, signaling Liang De and Lin Baolong to sit down.

"What kind of expert, but Sheng Wuxu's dead soul under the sword. Those who are ambitious have already self-destructed and liberated, leaving us meddlesome wastes lingering on."

Hearing this, Dong Tianbao behind him turned pale, Zhao Tianji snorted coldly, Chang Tianwei just twitched his beard and smiled wryly.

"Young man, you have heard it just now, the body forging method is as strong as iron, the natural supernatural power, the innate qi, almost all the strongest kung fu of the Lu School are here.

Although it is a random name given by a few incognito ghosts under the sword, it is also a practical method selected from their own proud skills. The middle position of robbery is enough for you.

Pick one, pick a kung fu, pick a teacher. "

Liang De sat on the straw futon and pretended to think, but in fact his head was at a loss, and he really didn't know what to choose.

Before changing the time travel, he must now take out his mobile phone and search for "Steel-like iron forging body, natural supernatural power, innate qi which is better", "Which teacher is better Dong Tianbao, Chang Tianwei, Zhao Tianji", spend a lot of time I spent more than half an hour browsing all kinds of sand sculpture answers on 〇degree knowing and 〇hu (don’t read the ones that are too long and professional), and finally make a choice based on the highly praised answers.

However, such a choice may not be good. The more reference information there is, the more difficult it is to make the right choice.

It’s like giving priority to products with higher sales volume and higher praise when shopping. It would be wise if the data source is authentic and reliable, but the main mission of the major groups and organizations manipulating the so-called big data does not seem to be to bring consumers a better life Experience and save more money.

This is true with a large number of references, not to mention the completely unfamiliar world and territory now.

He knows very little about martial arts. Although he has read many novels, movies, and dramas on related topics, he only has a vague understanding in his heart:

The real one is not as good as the super one, and the super one is not as good as the funny one.

But Dong Tianbao, Zhao Tianji, and Chang Tianwei's three kung fu sounds pretty funny, it's a bit hard to tell them apart...

Yuan Tianren said that they are all yin demon puppets with their real names hidden. These three kung fu are random names picked out of the skills they are good at, so the fighting effect has nothing to do with the movies they have watched. Using the movie as a reference...

So why do I choose the name of martial arts in comedy movies?

The funny value of "Natural Power" can only be crushed by "Tom Cat 72 Immortal Body Training Method".

However, the people in the world are only afraid of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, but want to talk about this weakness every day and loudly tell the enemy's innate qi...it seems not bad!

Do people from other worlds also like Stephen Chow's movies, so maybe Stephen Chow will be outdated, but Stephen Chow's movies will not be outdated... Wait a minute, you can't be distracted now, but what can you think of if you concentrate on it? !

Liang De has never had anything to do with Shafa Jude. He spent a long time choosing what to buy, and often hesitated because of a bad review, but the world always needs people to make choices.

In this complex world where there are so many information and conditions that the universe expands, the capacity of commercial solid-state drives reaches 100 terabytes, and the supercomputer with the peak performance of the whole system is 20 billion billion floating-point operations per second. Obviously not the right way to do everything.

There are countless lockholes and limited keys, and human beings use their own master keys to move forward amid mixed right and wrong.

To survive in this world, the master key that Liang De prepared for himself is not self-confidence, determination, courage, or love and belief.

His master key is whatever.

It doesn’t matter if the clothes you buy online are more expensive, the house is smaller, the bus is slower, the takeaway food is worse, you work more overtime, your boss is worse, your colleagues are stupid, your friends are annoying, your skin is worse, your stomach is fatter It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you sleep less, it doesn't matter if you laugh at yourself as a social animal, it doesn't matter if you are called a social animal...it doesn't matter.

In the ordinary life day after day, there is no great choice that requires sacrificing one's life for righteousness.

It doesn't matter if sudden death is unexpected. People don't die suddenly if they don't want to die suddenly.

When he came to this sword fairy ruins with strange rules, Liang De was surprised and annoyed, feeling absurd and distorted, and he didn't care after he was depressed.

For social animals, it is just a different place to work.

Organizational structures, rules and regulations, upper and lower levels, relationships and relationships, don’t they still exist after time travel?

Which one is easier to die, which one is more difficult to return home, which one is more likely to die, which one is more difficult, and which one is more stressful, in Liang De's view, it is no more than a tie.

In recent years, there has been an increase in the number of social animals that have died suddenly and traveled through other worlds. It is probably because some creators have realized that social animals and traversers have similar aptitudes.

However, under the influence of this trend of crossing different worlds, a lot of shoddy animation works have appeared one after another. In my opinion, the industry should step up efforts to...

"Cough, cough cough." A deliberate throat clear interrupted Liang De from his wild thoughts. Lin Baolong coughed until his muscles trembled, and he couldn't pay attention to it.

"Well..." Liang De realized that he had been distracted for too long, and quickly put on a thoughtful expression.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

"Mr. Yuan, I don't think so, I don't understand these things, which one do you think I should practice?"

After hearing this, Yuan Tianren showed a playful look on his deeply wrinkled old face: "Young man, if you let me choose, if you have my opinion, you should listen to me."

Finally, I waited for a transfer student from the Department of Land Studies from the other side.

Hehe, young man, even if you choose by yourself, I will let you practice in the way I decide in the end. Now it is more convenient for you to let me decide for you.

Liang De nodded, "Then I will ask Mr. Yuan to decide for me. When I go to a chain fried chicken restaurant, I will only order the most popular star dishes of the season. If I choose by myself, I may not be able to choose well."

"Then listen carefully."

(End of this chapter)