Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 495 Efficient Herdsmen
A slightly counterintuitive fact:

Compound eyes are very good at shepherding people.

Since its establishment, this organization has always focused on burning, killing, and looting the four subjects, slaughtering countless creatures on both sides of the sky and sea, but at the same time, compound eyes have fed more people-although these people did not need and may not want compound eyes. Just come and raise it.

They are slaves and important property of the Compound Eye organization.

Except for some special-purpose breeds, living slaves are usually more valuable than dead slaves, so the compound-eyed herdsman hopes that the slaves will live a long and healthy life.

Health and longevity are not enough. The slaves that the herdsman officials like should be full of enthusiasm, positive, able to use a hundred points of heat, shine a thousand points of light, and contribute all their strength to the development and growth of compound eyes.

To do this, the slaves had to be happy, really happy.

"Look at Xiaodan, this is our compound eye's good helper for 'hardworking people' to create a happy life, the 84-style herdsman self-discipline toolkit."

Mi shook his index finger as if showing off, and twirled a small sachet on his knuckles.

"Working hard... what is that?" Shan Futian looked puzzled.

Mi Xiang smiled and said: "Working hard is not a thing, this thing is a bit complicated to say, but it is actually..."

"It's the official name of compound eyes for most slaves."

Liang De interjected and explained: "You can understand it as a compound-eyed slave who is innocent and will not be executed within a week."

"What nonsense!"

Mi Xiang widened his eyes: "A slave is a slave, and a hard-working man is a hard-working man. Xiaoliang, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. It doesn't matter if you are ignorant and talkative. What will you do if you spoil a good young man like us Xiao Dan?" .”

Liang De squinted at her: "Mr. Mi, I don't think you understand it very well. Didn't you slow down your speech just now to search in secret?"

"What's the secret search? I am reviewing the knowledge of corporate culture openly and aboveboard. Do I have to tell you specifically! I have been in Polutai for many years, and I know better than you if I don't understand it!"

Mi Xiang was furious, "Didn't you just search for what you know? What's wrong with the search, the knowledge from the search has lost value?"

"Okay, okay, okay, Mr. Mi, what you said is right."

Liang De helplessly spread his hands, and said: "Then you say what a hardworking person is, you can't be a hardworking person, then you are also a hardworking person."

"Of course not, how can I be a hardworking person." Mi Xiang flatly denied it.

After she secretly searched, she scanned the compound eye corporate culture that was never used and useless at ordinary times, and said confidently:
"A hardworking person is a person who needs to work hard.

"I don't need to work hard to live a good life. The reason why I work hard now is because I am motivated and have ideals. I am completely different from those who can't do it without hard work. Um...just...a world of difference. "

Liang De: Then you are really noble and unattainable...

Shan Futian took a step forward, and said to Mi Xiang:

"I understand the meaning of hardworking people. You continue to talk about how to create a happy life for them."

"It's still Xiao Dan who will focus on the key points, unlike some people who are ugly and talk a lot of nonsense."

Mi Xiang picked up the string of the sachet with two fingers and shook it, saying:
"This herdsman toolkit is warming up. When it completes its self-inspection and loads local data, it will fly out three corpse puppets corresponding to the number of blue star humans in this world, and then quickly cover the entire planet through the naturally existing space cracks. The planet, straight to the heart.

"The Three Corpse Puppets will analyze the host's physical and mental conditions in detail, and formulate the best happiness plan for them.

"It's not the kind of big and rough plan. When the host is happy, how should the muscles contract, how should the blood flow, how should the hormone be secreted, how should the nerves tremble, how should the three souls and seven souls jump...everything is different. Plan clearly.

"At that time, I only need to activate the one-click happiness program built into the herdsman's toolkit, and those robbers who feel that there is no hope in the future will be overwhelmed with happiness, and the crisis of the destruction of the Blue Star will be eliminated."

"Muscles, blood, hormones, nerves, soul...the analysis is so comprehensive, but why don't you ask those people what they need?"

Liang De's voice seemed to carry a hint of sarcasm.

"What you do is not creating happiness. To say it is a substitute for happiness is an insult to the word 'happiness'. This kind of simulated thing..."

"What's wrong with the simulated things, Xiao Liang, you are really a badass."

Mi Xiang wrinkled his nose and said:
"This set of plans has received rave reviews from the herdsmen. I don't know how many worlds, planets, and hardworking people have used it. No one is unwilling, and you are the only one who has a lot to do.

"Ask hard-working people what they need... Can the efficiency be increased?

"Besides, hardworking people are hardworking people because they don't know what they need. They all need to work hard. How many of them really work hard? When I was an intern, I dealt with many hardworking people who didn't work hard. , disgusting to death.

"And how many of them can really achieve happiness just by their own efforts? Isn't it good to have a planned free happiness experience for them now?
"It's a lie to say that happiness is simulated so you're not happy...!

"Do you understand the simple happiness of people who work hard? Let go of consumables. Seriously consider the thoughts of each of them... Is it necessary? The money of our compound eyes is not blown by strong winds. Let people in our position Think about hardworking people, and you will know that you have no grassroots work experience, tsk, why don't you eat minced meat!"

"Okay, well said."

Liang De applauded at 0.5 times the speed, his face full of appreciation.

"When this task is successfully completed, I must study hard with Mr. Mi."

Mi Xiang: "Heh, you have a good idea, who will know you after the mission is over, crawl."

Liang De laughed twice, "It's just a joke, it's just a joke, Mr. Mi, you continue to operate the tool bag, I will wait and see."

As soon as the word "you" came out of his mouth, Shan Futian's heart shuddered, and he quickly poked Liang De's sharpened consciousness.

"It's agreed that she's mine, so don't change your mind."

"No, no, I'm famous for my promises. If I play as a support, I will definitely not steal the head. But Tianzi, you also know that I don't practice martial arts well. Sometimes I don't care about the severity of my shots. What if ..."

"You are majoring in natural divine power, and you were restrained by her in the first place, but now we are all in her belly... Can you kill her alone?"

"That's not necessarily true, do you dare to let me go first?"

"Let's talk after the mission is over."

……

A few minutes later, billions of invisible three-corpse puppets flapped their wings and took off, flowing into the void like an undercurrent, flying towards everyone with the happiness plan planned by the superior.

Liang De lit a cigarette and waited quietly.

　Thank you all, men for your commitment.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)