Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 472
"Am I happy...Which channel are you from?"

The rotting corpse's mouth was full of mud, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Liang De's microphone was sprayed into a thick dark chocolate cone.

Liang De waited for him to spit out the mud, then threw away the contaminated microphone, and then took out another microphone from his pocket and handed it over.

"Brother, it's not from any station, I just follow the media."

"I don't accept interviews from the media!"

The rotting corpse had its hands behind its back, its chest raised and its belly protruding, its double chin was facing the microphone, and it made a harsh voice of criticism.

"What a mess, don't you self-edit the news from the media and you're done, anyway, you have to edit it, why don't you interview, can't you be more straightforward?"

"At first glance, you don't look like a reporter from a serious unit, are you, huh?

"I slept soundly in the sewer, dragged me up without saying a word, and asked such stupid questions that even the stupid can't ask.

"Am I happy? Whether I'm happy or not has nothing to do with you, why should I tell you.

"And did I let you do the interview? Did I give you permission to do the interview?

"Occupy my precious life at will, without any respect for people, what's wrong, dead people don't need to sleep? Dead people's time is not time?"

"Brother, brother, I was wrong brother."

Liang De watched the rotting corpse talk more and more excitedly, outputting words as he walked, each sentence carried splash damage, and quickly pushed out an inner air barrier to keep him and his mud at a safe distance.

"Well, brother corpse, no, what's your name, big brother?"

The rotting corpse brother looked him up and down, "I see that you are not too young, but you are not as good as me. You are called Brother Wang!"

"Brother Wang, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Liang De took out a right hand from Haina's phantom collection, grabbed his right elbow with his right hand, and shook hands with Brother Wang in a two-stage relay, completing the first intimate contact with extraordinary creatures in this world.

Before Liang De used his spiritual sense as a warrior to sweep the sky and the earth, the person with the strongest negative energy in the whole street was the one in front of him.

His negative energy is so strong that even rats and cockroaches in the sewer can't stand it. If you want to find out "this street is the worst", you have to interview him.

However, the preserved state of the rotting corpse's brain seems to be not ideal, the spiritual body is cloudy, and the fluctuations in consciousness are also very chaotic.

If the consciousness fluctuation of a normal person is a regular curve, then his consciousness fluctuation may be the K line of A shares.

So, although Brother Wang...uh, this corpse looks extroverted and straightforward, but he is essentially a cheerful psychopath. It's hard to say whether he can really communicate effectively with him.

... In short, let's chat first, just treat it as making friends.

Liang De threw away the right hand he held, and said seriously:
"Brother Wang, Ming people don't say dark words, but behind this interview, the survival of the entire Blue Star is related.

"On the surface, I'm an ordinary reporter..."

"Don't put gold on your face, are you a reporter, you just follow the media."

"Brother Wang, that's not the point. The point is that Blue Star will be destroyed in a few days, and I'm the doomsday reminder assistant from the oldest Blue Star. In other words, I'm a brave man from another world!"

Liang De held his left thumb back against his chest, and at the same time stirred up the air with the Golden Snake Resonance Method, causing strong winds in the sewer, creating a tense atmosphere that was about to rain.

He shook his bald head, found the rhythm, twisted his hip twice, picked up the microphone and shouted:

"The blue star is going to be destroyed, everyone is rushing to the street, day and night, I keep crossing, I met you in this world, just to save everything!"

"..."

After a song, the carrion old king was silent like a dead man.

"Old Liang, don't you feel embarrassed, can you speak normally!"

Li Zhixian raised her head and face, trying to manage the expression of going to collapse, because the difficulty was too high, her fists became tighter and tighter.

With an unfathomable expression on Liang De's face, he typed and replied:

"Oh, the most serious consequence of embarrassment is nothing more than social death. I have no social connections at all here, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

"You can tell from the expressions on you and Old Wang that I have successfully conveyed my message from the oldest blue star in an impressive way.

"The blue star in this world witnessed the scene just now, and it must be engraved in my heart. When it and the blue star in the other world gossip about me, my goal will be achieved."

Li Zhixian: "Then have you ever thought that the oldest blue star thinks you are too shameful and expels you from the star?"

"Brother Xian, wait a minute, Lao Wang is about to run away."

Liang De caught up with the carrion old king who turned and ran away, and ran side by side in the wide sewer with him.

"Brother Wang, don't leave. The interview is not over yet, and Blue Star is still waiting for us to save it. Brother Wang, stop for a while."

The carrion old king ran even faster, "Do you think I will believe your nonsense, brave man from another world? You have a fucking Nancheng accent, which is heavier than mine, so the devil will believe you!"

Liang De trotted to keep up, "I downloaded and installed the local language pack to save the world, but if I can't even solve the language problem, what a mess."

The carrion old king frantically waved his arms, "You can make it up, you must have some ulterior motives for me, hmph, I will never be fooled, go and defraud others!"

Liang De followed like a shadow, making progress together with Lao Wang.

"Brother Wang, save face, it's useless to interview other people, I can't live without you when I choose No.1 on this street!"

"You want to choose the happiest person on this street? Looking for me?!"

"No, I want to choose this street as the worst."

Hearing this, the carrion old king was so angry that he slammed on the brakes and stopped.

Due to the effect of inertia, Lao Wang lost a lot of facial skin care mud, revealing his relatively complete facial features and angry expression.

"What are you talking about, this street is the worst, looking for me?!"

"Yes." Liang De nodded.

"You have no brains, you! They say that I am abnormal, but I think you are abnormal."

Lao Wang waved his arms with well-defined joints and clearly visible, and said loudly:

"It is undeniable that I have encountered some problems in my life. My appearance and temperament are not as good as before, but if you want to say that I am the worst in this street, I can only say that your stereotype of us ghouls is too serious.

"Look at this sewer, it has an area of ​​thousands of square meters, I live alone, and there are special personnel to clean it every day, so I don't need to worry about it.

"I don't need to eat or wear clothes. I have no old or young. I sleep when I want to sleep and play when I want. It's not like those outside who go out at six or seven o'clock and come home after nine o'clock. The salary disappears when I get it. The credit card is paid every month. Are office workers with the lowest repayments much happier?"

"Brother Wang, what you said is very reasonable, then who do you think is the most miserable and angry person on this street, who most wants to destroy the world?"

Liang De asked sincerely.

……

At the other end of the sewer, two figures in apricot zodiac suits and sneakers panted heavily, and put a Bagua altar welded with manhole covers and scrap steel bars on the ground.

The middle-aged Taoist priest in his 40s wiped off his sweat, opened the memo on the flip phone, and after carefully confirming the rituals, said to the apprentice:

"That evil corpse is getting more and more fierce, and it is invincible. If you want to subdue the demon, you have to ask the patriarch to come down to earth."

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(End of this chapter)