Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 413 Can't Open Your Mouth

Chapter 413 Can't open my mouth (4000 chapters)

After Liang De left the public toilet yesterday, he did two serious things.

One is to order a large number of feminist-related books in order to increase the leverage.

The second is to leave a message for Li Zhixian and ask her to find her aunt to ask what happened to the world No. 1266 on the other side where Mu Yigui was born.

The other shore 1266 is the directly-administered world of Thunder Cliff Qinggeng Peak. Liang De can find a large amount of public information within the company. There is no limit to the entries of this world contributed by Du Gongtai in "The Lesson of the World", which can be freely searched.

However, the credibility of information is usually inversely proportional to the difficulty of obtaining it, and information that can be easily obtained cannot be easily believed.

So besides researching public information, Liang De also used a bottle of Zhuoxian Winery's new season's product to buy Brother Xian and asked her to ask his aunt.

Liang De asked Sun Xunqiao that when he just graduated from Sheng Wuxu's private high school, Brother Gui's desire to survive was still very strong.

In order to solve the problem of lack of male virtue, Mu Yigui once returned to his hometown and made a special trip to ask several local pure suzerain priests for advice.

But these officiant level is limited, understanding of men's virtue is so-so, all of them are distinguished by their age and seniority.

They jointly researched for a long time, turning the ancestral "Introduction to Men's Virtue" from beginning to end, but they still couldn't find the reason for the rapid loss of male virtue in Mu Yigui.

It stands to reason that the lack of masculine virtue caused by natural appearance can be made up for through acquired efforts. As long as you do a good job of covering up and don't confuse people with lust, the masculine virtue will not continue to be lost.

Although Mu Yigui is a bit frivolous and flirtatious, but this kind of person has not never appeared in the world of No. 1266 on the other side.

As long as you do what you love and what I want in the relationship, do not owe each other, abide by relevant laws and regulations, and pay attention to physical and mental health, this is not a big mistake.

According to previous cases, it is nothing more than a notice of criticism, a fine, and three to seven years of labor reform after breaking both legs.

At least it won't be like Mu Yigui, who has fallen to the male virtue Sudra and is still falling.

Many handsome men and beautiful women are still male Vaisyas after finishing the labor reform, and it is enough to pay double the tax, which will not affect the normal life.

What is the loophole that caused Mu Yigui's male morality to plummet, these priests can't tell the reason.

In the end, Mu Yigui only got a sentence "but do good deeds, don't ask about men's virtues". From then on, he used all means to do public welfare. The unspeakable male compatriots donated zinc tablets and combat potions, and became a real savior of cowards.

However, all these are useless efforts, all kinds of ways to persuade him to stay, but the male virtue remains the same.

Liang De thought about it, maybe it was this failure after failure that caused Brother Gui to suffer from learned helplessness, um, learned helplessness.

Presumably, after the general situation turned down and the treatment failed, Brother Gui's spiritual pillar collapsed, so he decided to break the pot and stop accumulating virtue... But at this time, he didn't even have the tools to be wicked.

So, a man named Mu Yigui decided to die.

Only by finding the real reason for the loss of Brother Gui's male virtue, and then formulating a targeted solution, can it be possible to save his life.

After Li Zhixian's aunt was promoted, she served as the deputy minister (in charge of the work) of Lei Ting Chunzong's Ritual and Culture Department. She is a well-tested male moral Brahmin, and her male moral cultivation and theoretical level are beyond doubt.

Liang De didn't dare to send an email to the mailbox of the peak master. Among the people he could ask and dare to ask, this old lady was the most suitable.

He clicked Brother Xian's profile picture to initiate a video call. After the connection was successful, a solemn and solemn atmosphere came over his face.

At the other end of the video, Li Zhixian was sitting upright, his face behind the round-rimmed glasses was tense, he didn't even have a glass of wine in his hand, and the TV wasn't on, the only sound in the room was the sound of the owl Lili eating bird food.

Seeing her like this, Liang De prepared for the worst in his heart.

"Brother Xian, is it good news or bad news?"

Li Zhixian turned his face aside and did not look at the camera:
"If you have to distinguish between good and bad, it should be considered good news."

"Then what are you doing with such a serious expression! I thought Brother Gui was dead."

Li Zhixian said lightly: "It's very simple, I pretended."

"You pretend to be a fart! You scared me."

"Old Liang, I really want to laugh right now, but that handsome black guy is your friend, so it's not easy for me to act too happy.

This is the tenderness of the orthodox beauty girl, and you can start to applaud enthusiastically. "

Liang De drummed twice perfunctorily, and said:
"Then what is the news that makes Ms. Li Zhixian, a beautiful orthodox school girl, so happy?"

"My aunt said that it's not that the priests in the world of 1266 on the other side are not good enough, but that they have only preached in one world for a long time, have not dealt with cross-border affairs, and lack a diversified vision of the world."

Li Zhixian took out a piece of A4 paper with large high-definition pictures of several oracle bone inscription rubbings printed on it, and pointed with his finger:

"What your friend needs to abide by is not the male morality of his hometown, but the early male morality that Lao Du promoted in the outer waters many, many years ago, that's it."

Liang Deqi said: "The male virtues to be observed in different places are not the same?"

"Of course."

Li Zhixian imitated her aunt's tone, and said with a straight look:

"Men's virtue is a vital system, and as time goes by, male's virtue is also constantly developing and improving.

There is no perfect thing in the world, and male virtue, like all institutional systems, also has a certain lag, and there is also an imbalance in regional development, which is a normal phenomenon.

The male virtues in the world of Beyond 1266 belong to a relatively primitive form, so it contains a large number of severe punishments and harsh laws, and there are many inhumane aspects in execution.

And the early male virtues that the black-skinned handsome guy had to abide by were even more primitive than those in his hometown, and had higher demands on people. "

Liang De frowned and said:
"No, Mr. Du has his avatar in every world where he is in charge of the sky. Why doesn't he update the version uniformly so that everyone abides by the same set of male virtues? It would be more convenient to manage that way."

Li Zhixian shook his head and said:

"My aunt said that Lao Du believes that governing a big country is like cooking a small fish, and one should govern by doing nothing.

Except for very rare cases, as long as more than 60% of the people in a world can accept the current male virtue, he will not update the version. "

"Then why should the wooden art rules abide by the early male virtues?"

Li Zhixian: "It was only after he became a Jieyuan walker that he began to experience a drastic loss of male virtue."

"Uh, it should be."

Liang De thought for a while and said:

"I heard from my senior brother that the magical powers in the world of No. 1266 on the other side are not obvious. Brother Gui once thought that this set of things in his hometown was just a feudal superstition, which means that he has never had such an obvious loss of male virtue before."

"That's right."

Li Zhixian turned over the A4 paper in his hand. On the back of the paper was an ancient mural of a god weaving a rope net in the star space.

"A long, long time ago, Jieyuan practitioners didn't have a deep enough understanding of the world, and many reckless Jieyuan practitioners ignored etiquette and caused a lot of turmoil in the worlds on both sides of the strait.

Lao Du was very angry with this situation and thought they should be put under control.

At the same time, he felt that overcorrection must be overcorrected, so... the early male virtues used to restrain the original practitioners of the world were particularly strict. "

"Every Jieyuan practitioner born in the world under the jurisdiction of the Pure Sect must be strict?" Liang De asked.

Li Zhixian said: "There is a certain selection mechanism.

My aunt doesn't know the specific standards, but judging from the cases recorded by our Li family ancestors, you can't escape being handsome like your friend. The more handsome you are, the more rules you have.

There is only one explanation for this situation.

That is, he has not performed circumcision according to the requirements of early male virtues! "

"Circumcision...is that circumcision?"

Liang De recalled his shallow folklore knowledge, thinking that brother Gui would be saved this time.

Isn’t it just circumcision, which can be done at home, and it’s gone with a click.

"No, Lao Liang, wait for me."

Li Zhixian turned his head and grabbed the pillow on the sofa, covered his face and laughed wildly for half a minute before returning to seriousness.

"If he wants to keep his masculinity from losing or evaporating, he must perform a primitive circumcision to make his body clean.

This ancient ritual, we Dongguo people usually call it——

Get clean! "

……

With a complicated expression, Liang De walked with his hands in his pockets on the tree-lined path of the Universal Elite Sports Center.

After speaking with Li Zhixian, he thought of a lot.

The first thing that came to my mind was of course the familiar theme song of the animation - "Smart Yixiu". It probably lasted about [-] minutes in my mind.

Then he seemed to have returned to the language examination room of the college entrance examination. Looking at the composition topics related to inspiration, he thought of Sima Qian, Cai Lun, Zheng He, and Yue Buqun... Ah no, the composition of the college entrance examination cannot be written Yue Buqun.

Brother Gui, is he willing to accept this method... How should I say this.

This is the same as my hair. If it is something discarded under the witness of the evil god, it will be gone if it is gone. It is not a problem that can be solved by changing a physical body.

If he knew that the only way to survive was to cut off his tail, maybe he would want to die even more. This is what is worse than the dead...

The problem is that his halo of male virtue on the penultimate level is about to collapse, who knows how long he can hold on, as the saying goes... Hey, it's too contradictory.

Liang De couldn't think of a way all the way to Tunri Building, so he could only send this news to Yuan Shengtian and Chang Duanxuan respectively, asking these two red robbers to discuss together.

Leave the troublesome questions to the old man and Director Yuan to think about, I'll go and see Xiaohong and Xiaohuang first.

Well, after all, the martial artist's spiritual sense is separated by a layer, and it is more interesting to watch on the spot.

He put away his mobile phone and walked into the cafeteria, followed the noisy voices, and was blocked by a wall of onlookers before he walked far.

In the queuing area on the first floor of Tunri Building, two or three hundred students formed a big circle, watching the excitement on the inner three floors and the outer three floors.

Liang De squeezed his fleshy body inward, turned into a thin cardboard man, walked in easily, and took the best position to watch the fight before returning to his original shape.

In the open space surrounded by the circle of people, the duo of promoting martial arts he sent to Tunri Tower had been beaten so hard that they couldn't hold their heads up.

This is also very reasonable, because Xiaohong and Xiaohuang both adopted the classic posture of squatting with their heads in their hands, and squatted on the ground without saying a word to be beaten.

Good work!
Seeing the performance of the two work-students, Liang De couldn't help secretly giving a thumbs up.

The posture of these two people holding their heads and squatting for defense seems simple, but in fact it is ingenious and ineffective. First, they shrink their bodies to reduce the defensive area, and then turn their fingers, palms, elbows and shoulders into shields to protect the vitals of their bodies.

Occasionally revealing a little flaw is also to avoid minor injuries and avoid serious injuries.

This set of squat defense techniques has a clear idea, simple operation, and fully implements the strategic intention of not going to the hospital and spending less money. It is really a good kung fu suitable for poor students in the elite center. It is probably a kind-hearted martial arts master from the school's admissions office People created it to reduce the death rate of students.

Xiaohong and Xiaohuang are very handy in using this set of martial arts, and they can also fully combine their own advantages to cooperate with their companions, and to block when the other person makes mistakes, which embodies the spirit of friendship and mutual help.

What's even more rare is that the two people have a stable mentality, neither arrogant nor impetuous. They were obviously stomped on their heads by condescension, but they didn't have any extreme reactions, and they didn't even say a word of foul language. Whoever saw it didn't say a word.

He forced him to be strong, and the breeze was blowing on the hills.

He runs his side, and the bright moon shines on the river.

So stable, so calm, if I hadn't read the file a long time ago, I would have thought that you had practiced Jiuyang magic.

On the other hand, the senior student who flew in the air and performed a series of kicks was very disappointing.

Although this classmate has sharp legs and long internal energy, and has an absolute advantage in one against two, but his every move and style is based on the scriptures, and there is nothing new.

And his attack target is too obvious, every foot wants to step on the faces of Xiaohong and Xiaohuang, it can be said that the insult is extremely strong, but the damage is very small.

He played for a long time without making a key breakthrough, so he had to start over with that set of sharp kicks, which was not as entertaining as the Dongguo Men's Football's infinite return defensive method, which led to a gradual increase in the number of onlookers who lost their popularity. One foot is not as good as one foot.

However, this person seems to have practiced internal skills such as the Invincibility Jue, and his battery life is very good.

The onlookers could almost tell that he was fatigued, but he didn't feel tired at all, and the obscenities in his mouth became louder and louder, but his vocabulary was a little low, and like his legwork, the repetition rate was too high.

Liang De felt bored watching him play for the fifth time, so he couldn't help but say:

"Are there any new tricks, you just turn over and over again, do you plan to go to 〇Snow Studios and Karp〇 to work after graduation?

Hurry up, I don't have any other tricks, I'm going to read and study! "

Wu Cang, who was crouching with his head in his arms, heard his familiar voice, and hurriedly shouted:
"Assistant Liang, it's this guy who doesn't abide by martial ethics, not only jumps in the queue for dinner, but also touches the juniors standing in front!
We stood up and stopped him with nice words, but instead of repenting, he beat us back! "

The Flying Kickman, who was in mid-air, was a little nervous when he heard the word "teacher assistant".

Hands-on with your juniors?
Liang De took a closer look. The classmate who performed chain legs in the air just now had hairy legs and a prominent Adam's apple. Although he had big chest muscles, he was obviously a man.

It turned out to be a big bad gay!

Liang De was filled with righteous indignation when he heard the words, and he dodged to the side with one stride!
He tore open his shirt with both hands, revealing the three large characters of "Liang Zhujue" on the undershirt with wet ink.

"Listen, people inside, stop and apologize immediately!
Although I, Liang Zhujue, do not know martial arts, I have a chivalrous heart to see injustice. If you continue to fight, I, I will scold you loudly!
How about it, be afraid, do you still dare to touch a hair on them!If you have the guts, keep fighting! "

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