Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 409
Liang De shrinks into a ball and activates the single-player mode of Invincible Hot Wheels. At the same time, he sprays a large amount of light blue colloid from the pores of his body, and uses the magic sea mysterious energy to make himself a half-meter-thick isolation shell.

Although Brother Gui is wearing it, my heart is still Liang Dexin.

No matter how dark you are, it can't change, my love is clean.

The half-meter-thick wheel-shaped shell was named "Wrath of the Water Element" by Liang De, and its surface was covered with liquid phantom sea profound energy absorbed by natural divine power.

In addition to its protective function of separating the inside and outside, it also has extremely terrifying attack power in the current environment.

This phantom sea monster for special operations was inspired by Mr. Liang's rich experience in paid shit.

In the ancient legend of Sakurajima, there is a kind of monster called shirome, which is different from ordinary human beings who don’t care about the future. They have an eye on the buttocks, which has both the front and the back.

If Shirime squats on the toilet, he will know that the distance between people and shit is not far.

This distance is usually between 13 cm and 20 cm, which is quite dangerous in all fairness.

Assuming that the squatting people have a healthy stomach and no problems such as diarrhea and dehydration, then we can analyze the collision of heaven and earth that occurs in the toilet every day from the perspective of fluid-solid coupling mechanics.

Water is a kind of fluid with relatively low compressibility. When it is under pressure, its volume basically remains unchanged. Even in the high-pressure environment of 4000 meters deep sea, the volume of water will only decrease by about 1.8%.

Therefore, when the calm water surface is hit by a solid, the water will flow in the direction of the lowest pressure, and then produce splashes of different shapes and heights according to the different properties of the colliding solid.

If there is no paper cushion on the water surface, those who offend the water will be counterattacked by the water, this is the wrath of the water element!
Liang Gong's improvised fantasy sea monster not only has excellent airtightness, but also can use local materials to mix all the materials it comes into contact with into the water and splash them out.

In the evil era when the seal of the septic tank was broken, this is undoubtedly the weapon of Qianjun Piyi.

The rollers are speeding, rolling up thousands of piles of snow.

Liang De rushed all the way into the corridor on the first floor of the gymnasium, knocked down three work-students who were struggling to move forward from behind like a bowling ball, and snatched their mobile phones with his internal energy like a long whip.

As compensation, he built a safe house at the moment when Red, Yellow and Black fell, and protected the three of them with six blue square boards.

With a sweep of spiritual awareness, Gui Ge, wearing the "Liang De" leather case, is still far away from the ground, and he has no spare energy to do other things.

Liang De quickly set up a simple studio. After using special chocolates as the backdrop in the studio, he took three people's mobile phones to take crazy selfies. At the same time, he sprinkled countless semi-mechanical demon eagle eyes to shoot from different angles, and produced thousands of pictures. minutes of footage.

After doing all this, he drove the "Water Elemental Wrath" and rolled into the men's bathroom.

The light in the toilet had already gone out because of a wiring failure.

Liang De rolled to the front of the cubicle against the wall. In the darkness, the two men confronted each other silently through a door that meant nothing to them.

"Brother Gui, come out, I know you are inside."

"I know you know I'm here."

Liang De arrived and took control of the situation with lightning speed, Li Daitao's stiff dark art of war completely failed.

But Mu Yigui still looked confident and confident, as if he had stepped into the thinking field of some kind of top strategist.

At this time, the ground was only 0.01 centimeter away from his face, but he believed that after a quarter of a second, the person outside the door would spare no effort to help him.

In fact, the person outside the door had already covered his face with an endless stream of gentle inner energy, but that person didn't make any further moves.

"Brother Gui, why me." Liang De's voice was as indifferent as water.

Mu Yigui understood what he meant.

He was asking why he wanted to become like him if he could become like any person by simulating his natural power.

"Heh, why are you... You chose it yourself, Ade!"

After Mu Yigui yelled this sentence, he immediately followed the inner energy supporting him with the warrior's spiritual sense, and he saw the other party's surprise.

"Ade, I borrowed your photo just now, the biggest gain is not half-baked natural power, but I thought of what you were thinking.

I know everything you're thinking right now. "

"Brother Gui, stop bluffing me. Your soul borrowing ability is not so powerful. It's almost the same as Director Yuan. Let me help you out."

Liang De's tone was relaxed, and another breath of inner air penetrated through the crack of the door, trying to pull Mu Yigui up.

With such a close distance, even if Mu Yigui's Martial Dao Primordial Spirit is still repelling all kinds of extraordinary powers, he can still reduce them with his strength.

"Stop! Don't let me speak clearly today, and no one will leave this toilet!"

Veins sprouted on Mu Yigui's bald head, Liang De seemed to see an angry version of himself from his face.

Although he has no power to fight back now, Liang De still decided to respect his opinion.

After all, he looks so much like me now, maybe this is fatherly love.

Liang De urged his inner energy to help him sit upright on the toilet, and then opened a hole in the door of the cubicle, so that he could see his handsome black face clearly.

"Brother Gui, I've finished filming what I should have done, so what's the use of you pretending to be me, I can beat you back to your original form with a bunch of natural power.

Don't be stubborn anymore, if you go on like this, you won't be able to pick up girls or take revenge in the future, why don't you come out and think of a way together, and mention your male virtues. "

Mu Yigui smiled: "Ah De, do you think that I changed into your appearance just for the purpose of replacing peaches with luggage?"

"Otherwise? Are you trying to pretend to be my illegitimate son who came from somewhere? Brother Gui, I don't have any inheritance for you."

"When you took a selfie outside, you must have used your natural divine power to block the spiritual sense here."

"Ah."

Liang De nodded and said: "Be careful sailing for ten thousand years. Even though you are wearing your skin, it is not good for my senior brother to see it. Who knows what he will tell you."

"You know him quite well... I brought you here, Ade, I just want to have a private talk with you.

I also have some things that I don't want Sun Gou to know... Uncle Chang, can you keep it secret for me? "

Mu Yigui managed to raise his head, and said to the ceiling.

"It's impossible."

Chang Duanxuan's voice fell from above:
"Nephew Mu, ever since you became determined to die, Lao Yuan asked me to take good care of you.

He is not in this world now, what you want to say, the uncle must listen to it. "

"Thank you uncle for your love."

Wood Yigui paused, and said to Liang De:
"Ad, I borrowed a picture just now, and I roughly understand what you think.

Do you think that life and death are nothing important, instead of watching me die, you should force me to abide by male virtues, force me to go to work in Thunder Bluff, so that I can survive. "

Liang De rubbed his chin and said:

"It's about the same. There are more than 1 crystal clusters for referral rewards. It's good for the two of us to add more than five... Brother Gui, I think the precepts you committed are not insurmountable precepts. Why die for something like that? , my life is important."

"Ade, do you think there is nothing important outside of life and death?"

"Uh……"

"It's good to be strict with yourself and lenient with others, but I don't need it."

Mu Yigui stared at Liang De's face and his own face:
"I didn't know before, but after I graduated, I checked "The Lesson of the World" and found out that since I was born, my male virtue was half that of other people.

Do you know why?

It's because of my face that is much prettier than others! "

(End of this chapter)