Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 34

"Hey! Ya!"

Liang De was covered in tattered clothes, his hair looked like a chicken coop that had been fried, and his two dark circles were big and heavy. He stepped on a slice of carrot that was sliced ​​thickly and thinly. Then it fell with a snap on the edge of the sink.

"Finally... finally came out."

Liang De lay sprawled on the edge of the sink in the shape of a dog, tears flowing like a river, looking like a useless dog.

After Liang De leaped out of the sink, the hot pursuit of Huangquan pool noodles stopped rising, and the densely packed all-star army of kitchen pests also slipped into the sewer and disappeared.

Liang De sat up unsteadily and looked around. It was a semi-open kitchen behind the entrance, a common space-saving design for 1DK single-family apartments.

A dusty cotton print apron hangs on the wall, with two squirrels printed on the front, one wearing a hat, the other waving sideways, and a line of English letters underneath: Chip 'n' Dale .

Is it because of this that it is called the squirrel tank... Unfortunately, I have always been worried that the squirrel boss will pop out of the sewer.

The sound of the door lock being turned by a key sounded, and a huge figure came in from outside holding a heavy cardboard box.

The figure put the cardboard box on the table, and was talking on the phone with the phone between its shoulders and ears.

"Mom, the rice and vegetables have been received...not bad, they are all fresh."

"...No need, these are enough for me to eat for a long time. Besides, these things can be bought online now, isn't it just our place?"

"Yeah, yum, I cook soup at night... I know how to do it, I cook by myself every day, and I know how to do it a long time ago. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the video tonight. Hang up first."

Liang De saw the figure take out a utility knife from the drawer, cut open the tape of the express carton, and took out a bag of rice and carrots tightly wrapped in old newspapers and plastic wrap from the inside, Lotus root, tomato, broccoli, pickles, salted fish, a few packs of handmade tea leaves and goji berries packed in ziplock bags, are scattered all over the dining table.

The figure was silent for a long time, then went to the kitchen, shook the squirrel apron and fastened it, came to the sink, turned a blind eye to Liang De who was sitting on it, and started wiping the countertop with a rag.

The unwashed greasy dishes were stacked together and put into the sink to soak, and the kitchen waste and a few empty beer cans were picked up into the trash can with new garbage bags.

Liang De looked at the figure with erratic movements, sloppy hands, and no briskness at all, shook his head and lay down again.

Give it a try though, a fresh start looks like another failed attempt when it first arrives.Maybe 100% lovers and typhoon days without going to work will never come, but whether the new life of persevering and working hard will come, how will you know if you don’t try it.

"Test user Liang De, a first-year student in the Department of Lu, has confirmed his survival. The learning objective has been completed. Please leave the study room to receive the reward."

Seeing the bright yellow light from the bottom of the kitchen sink, Liang De didn't bother to get up. He lay on the countertop and let the strong suction suck him over, falling powerlessly into a sea of ​​bright yellow light.

Three black books floated in front of my eyes.

Liang Delian was weak in raising his arms, and asked weakly:

"Can I sleep and choose?"

"Please complete the reward selection within 10 seconds, otherwise the reward will be cancelled, and the reward will be sent directly to continue learning."

"Can I choose with my mouth? I want the one in the middle."

As soon as Liang De finished speaking, the left and right two of the three black books turned into ashes and disappeared, and the one left in the middle began to restore its color and characters, and at the same time, its size was also reduced.

A pocket book with a dark gray cover flew towards Liang De's eyebrows.

"Selection complete.

"Child Care Encyclopedia of Qingye Pediatric Society (17th Edition)".

Qingye Pediatric Society is a well-respected authoritative organization of children's health known on both sides of the sky and sea. This book is a concentrated expression of its advanced parenting concepts.After 17 revisions and review by thousands of experts, it fully guarantees the timeliness and accuracy of the information. It keeps pace with the development of pediatric medicine in Kukai Kaihara and other fields on both sides of the Taiwan Strait, keeps up with the times, and raises children scientifically.The best-selling book of its kind has been translated into tens of thousands of languages.Widely recommended by pediatricians and preferred by new parents.

Start the transfer. "

"Fighting life and death to brush dungeons, the reward is this kind of useless knowledge. It is not used now, and it will not be used in the future. It will not be used for grocery shopping, and it will not be used at all. How can learning like this be fun? ..."

Liang De's eyes were as dull as a salted fish. If he hadn't gained something else in this dungeon of the sink, he must have been so angry that he was rewarded by this cheating reward.

After all the knowledge was transferred, the cold mechanical female voice sounded again:

"The reward link is over, and the teleportation begins."

"Happy study double room, scene: Blazing Snow City."

"[Learning Objective]: Destroy the city gate."

"[Learning Reward]: 1 book in the collection."

The sky is full of wind and snow, and a dilapidated city is empty and desolate.

Liang De walked out from the city gate and looked down at his phone.

He found the Happy Learning System APP, and saw the information of this game on the learning interface.

The opponent is Mu Yigui, the second-year senior of the Lu School.

In the materials of the Lu School Department, the prefect was vague, but only said that he was good at group battles.

Liang De drank the coffee in his hand and walked out of the city gate facing the wind and snow.

Swallowing a cup of coffee into my stomach, my life is up to me!

Those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes, so what about the prefects.

Liang De's bare feet were regenerated after being corroded by the surface of Huangquan Pool, his shoulders shook exaggeratedly, and the engine of Ren Du's second pulse was ignited like asthma, and his momentum was high.

The city gate behind it slammed shut, turning into a chaotic mosaic.

"I'm coming, I'll see you, I..." Liang De looked across.

Behind the two-meter-high log is the city gate he wants to destroy.

There was a man lying on the snow in front of the log with his arms around his belly, sleeping comfortably.

Liang De looked down, and his momentum suddenly weakened by three points.

The man lying on the ground didn't wear shoes, and his feet were dark. Obviously, he didn't go barefoot for a day or two, and he had much more experience than himself.

The snoring sounded like thunder, obviously he didn't take Liang De seriously.

"It's fucking... just what I want!"

Liang De stretched, lay down on the spot, and began to fall asleep with his head covered.

I just closed my eyes and waited for a short time, but I heard a warm and smelly voice in my ear:

"Are you sleepy? I heard your heartbeat, why are you pretending to be asleep?"

Liang De catapulted and rolled the carp upright, quickly distanced itself and jumped up from the ground.

I saw that the old man who was still snoring like thunder at the opposite city gate had fallen asleep next to him at some point, and the whole process was silent, which shocked Liang De.

You still have the face to say that others are pretending to be asleep!

"What are you doing when you get up? I've brushed the instance of Squirrel Sink too. I'm exhausted. If I'm sleepy, let's sleep together."

You old glass.

"Sorry, I'm more used to sleeping alone, goodbye."

Liang De walked straight to the opposite city gate, and after taking two steps, he suddenly accelerated violently. The hot air gushing from his feet melted the snow and pushed him towards the task target.

Sleep on your big head, I'll take a step ahead la la la la la!

"What are you doing running so fast, I won't do anything to you." The familiar bad breath came over my face.

Liang De slammed on the brakes, his feet sank into the ground, and he almost bumped into the unkempt man in front of him.

The sloppy guy lay on the log horse as if he had no bones in his body, stretched his waist, rubbed his face with both hands for a while, and yawned profusely.

Teleport?

Liang De pulled his foot out of the ground and took two steps back hesitantly.

With this retreat, the scene changed drastically.

The light blue sandalwood smoke was endless, and the wind and snow city was wiped out, only the darkness was heavy, and the sound of Sanskrit singing was heard.

Liang De looked around in a daze, intermittent images flashed in front of his eyes and in his mind, he seemed to be still in place, and seemed to have walked a long way.

When I came back to my senses, I found that I had returned to the entrance of the city gate when I came here. The traces of lying on the snow disappeared without a trace, and the footprints that accelerated and rushed to the opposite side were gone.

Everything has been restored, only the lost internal force has not been restored.

The unkempt and slovenly man was still lying on the snow opposite, snoring like thunder, sleeping soundly.

Liang De stepped forward cautiously, and slowly approached the sloppy man lying on the ground.

The snoring was so real that it even covered the sound of his heartbeat. Could it be that he really fell asleep?

"Hey! Senior Mu, are you asleep!"

Liang De vibrated his body surface, and manipulated the air with his rigid and flexible snake body to send the deafening volume to Mu Yigui's ear holes. Mu Yigui, who was lying on the ground, used his little finger to pick out his ear, turned over and continued to whine loudly. sleep.

How do you say that, you can never wake up a husband who is pretending to be asleep.

Not necessarily, because you haven't tried it with twelve successes!

Liang De jumped up, using the steel-like iron-forging method to activate the ultimate karate move of cutting off the water, and smashed down on Mu Yigui's head that hadn't been washed for at least a month with his heels that were glowing reddish copper.

The snow splashed, and a deep hole was smashed into the ground.

Liang De lost his foot, and looked back, the slovenly man who was still there just now had already slept next to another city gate, and the rhythm of snoring gradually became stronger.

"I don't care about you, anyway, the task is to destroy the city gate, not to destroy sleep."

Liang De leaned over and bent his knees, and was about to rush towards the mission goal behind the log repelling the horse, when he suddenly felt his back sinking, a heavy object was hanging on his vest, and his entire clothes were almost torn off.

Liang De turned his head and looked out of the corner of his eye, Mu Yigui grabbed the clothes behind him with a dirty hand, and the old god was hanging on the ground behind his back, sleeping soundly with his eyes closed.

Oil bottle go!

Liang De jumped up high, then fell backwards, his back exerted strength, trying to crush the wooden art rule hanging on his back into two pieces.

boom!

(End of this chapter)