Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 242

Euthanasia?

Not so big brother!Isn't it just that the secret love is exposed?

I can't love, I've lost money and I didn't seek life or death!

Have you ever lost 8000 kilowatt-hours of electricity because of online dating? !

Because of the drastic change in expression, the color patches on Sun Xunqiao's face cracked several times, like an egg tart whose skin has burst in the oven.

He faltered and hawed, and didn't speak for a while.

"Consultant Sun, I need to exchange for an euthanasia medical kit, please release the life guidance system from controlling me."

Seeing that Sun Xunqiao did not respond for a long time, Jiang Shanjiao repeated what he had just said.

"Mr. Jiang, if you think it's too difficult to strike up a conversation and chat as the first task, we can discuss it again. This matter hasn't reached the point of short-sightedness yet..."

When encountering this kind of Dongguo boy who is crazy about love and wants to die or live, Sun Xunqiao didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to make concessions constantly, but Jiang Shanjiao still insisted on his own ideas and repeatedly asked for euthanasia .

During the tug-of-war, more and more patches of color were cracked on Advisor Sun's face, resembling an overbaked pineapple bun.

This situation was not considered at all in the speech draft prepared before, and now I can only find a way to delay the time to conceive a new speech!

"Mr. Jiang, wait a moment!"

Sun Xunqiao pointed in front of one hand, and with the other hand, he took two black blocks from the colored squares that kept falling off the screen and pasted them on his eyes as sunglasses, and then broke off a few blocks from the bright yellow pixel face and connected them together. Wrap it into a big gold chain around your neck.

Jiang Shanjiao looked at the pixel man who suddenly changed clothes in his consciousness, and his whole soul fell into confusion. Liang De, who was watching secretly, also fell into a daze.

What is he going to do...

Brother, are you sick...

Under Jiang Shanjiao's and Liang De's bewildered gazes, Sun Xunqiao shook his head rhythmically, adding artificial granular magnetism to his voice:

"It's useless to talk too much, Mr. Jiang, I once wrote a few short poems, just to untie your knots, the power of music is better than a thousand words, listen up!

YO, YO, Check_It_Out...

Love is precious, life is more expensive, time is easy to throw people away, when will the spring flowers and autumn moon come, there are so many beautiful mountains and rivers, there is no grass in the end of the world, the green mountains are hidden and the water is far away, ouch, this is not bad..."

Sun Xunqiao made it up on the spot with a third-year Chinese cultivation base. He raised his index finger and little finger of his right hand, pressed his middle finger and ring finger with his thumb, squeezed a metal hand, and swung it vigorously, constantly sucking it from the pixel's mouth. Squeeze out verses that don't make sense.

His self-esteem as a Taishan Beidou in the online dating world does not allow him to ask Liang De for help, but there are too few poems that high school students must memorize!

What to do, in order to rhyme, if I continue singing, I can only meow meow meow in seconds!

Fortunately, his Freestyle was not very attractive. He sang for less than 20 seconds before being interrupted by Jiang Shanjiao's subconscious voice.

"Who are you, and why did you hack the telescreen?"

Sun Xunqiao stopped rapping, and the self-made pixel sunglasses on his face slid to the cheekbones.

"Mr. Jiang, I am the life guidance consultant assigned to you by Geyu Management Center. My name is..."

"You can't be someone sent by Gatwick Management Center.

The tasks issued by the Geyu Management Center have never been negotiable. "

"Mr. Jiang, you may not understand. In fact, there are many factions in our Geyu Management Center. The strict father faction who has been in power for a long time is more ruthless, while I am from the kind and loving mother faction. I am actually a male mother. This time... ..."

Jiang Shanjiao said calmly in his mind:

"Among the 1453 commodities and services provided on the exchange page of the Geyu Management Center, there is no euthanasia medical kit.

Of the 330 goods and services that have been removed from shelves, euthanasia medical kits also do not exist.

Every Gatwick citizen is a valuable resource, and the center does not allow any Gatwick citizen to commit suicide.

Consultant Sun, who are you? "

Sun Xunqiao was about to talk nonsense to deal with it, when he suddenly heard a solemn and majestic music coming from behind.

Amidst the distant reverberation of piano, drum music and chime bells, a jade-like man with a clean face and a fairy-like ancient costume with a sword came out slowly, like black hair on the sideburns and a green shirt with big sleeves without wind, he walked to the yellow face. The right side of the pixel man is like the appearance of heaven and man, with the appearance of a fairy.

The face of the man in ancient costume emitted a jade-like soft light, which made the yellow face next to him glow green.

Sun Xunqiao Yuanshen voice transmission:

"Junior brother, you are too much..."

It is agreed that the human brain load in the world is limited, and it cannot carry too much information. There are two picture quality on the left and one on the right. You can put it here and compare it with my A card and N card!

Even the painting style has fucking changed, okay?

"Senior brother, my martial arts primordial spirit is far inferior to yours. I haven't practiced Wanhua yet. I'm so weak. It's normal to be able to connect most of my spiritual consciousness into his consciousness space."

Liang De looked at the set of character skins copied from the popular Xianxia mobile game "Xuan Hun Dao Zhang" on the interface, and turned up the volume of the background music "Palace_Memories", feeling that he couldn't be better. it is good.

Refreshing and refreshing, is this what it feels like to be a handsome man!

Liang De manipulated the image of a sword fairy in ancient costume to take two steps forward, blocking the dismayed pixel man Sun Xunqiao behind him, and Yuanshen said via voice transmission:

"Senior brother, I told you to communicate with him openly and honestly. If a smart person doesn't speak secretly, it will not end well if you pretend to be a system to deceive people.

I will help you solve the trust problem, and you will be in charge of online dating teaching. "

Jiang Shanjiao was startled by the sudden appearance of a man in ancient costume and the sound of music, his self-consciousness trembled, and he almost passed out.

At this time, the man in ancient costume who was floating like a fairy flicked his sleeves and sprinkled streams of light all over the sky, and the light spots as bright as stars surrounded his conscious body.

"Brother, my special effects have been brushed out, you stabilize his consciousness, yes, yes, you use your natural power to hang him, don't let him break a piece."

Starry light spots kept sinking into Jiangshanjiao's conscious body, and his trembling thoughts finally stabilized.

At this time, Liang De has already prepared the second line:

"Geyu people, we are love masters from the love planet, and we came here specially to help you fall in love with Chi Xuexi.

The Gatwick Management Center is nothing in our eyes, and no one on this planet can detect our actions.

You can put forward your own requirements for love, Geyu people.

As long as it can promote the love between you and Chi Xuexi, changing the whole world is nothing in our eyes. "

"Prove it to me."

The conscious body in the suburbs of Jiangshan said so.

……

Tongxu APP, save the Sungou group.

"Bai Hekong: @Everyone, gather all the information, and list the most likely heroines starting from Shan Futian!"

"Shan Futian: We have already sent all the information to Senior Wood Yigui. He is the person who knows Senior Xunqiao's preferences best. Now he is the only one who can tell which one is the one with 8000 crystal clusters."

"Mu Yigui: That's right, I've found it, the woman who let Sun Gou live and die for her!"

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