Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 202 Why Don't You Go Home

Before entering the aquatic product market, Liang De and Bai Hekong secretly observed the appearance of ghosts in the market in order to sneak into it after disguising.

There are many kinds of ghosts and monsters in the underworld in this world, with different appearances. The mainstream ones are the beast-headed human and the human-faced beast-body. These two types account for more than [-]%, and most of them are the aborigines of the underworld.

Most of the dead souls from the underworld keep the wonderful moments of death. Some have golden pillow durian on their heads, some have transparent bullet holes in their chests, and some have maces behind them. Looks so happy.

It is not uncommon for some ghosts to look the same as strangers, so Liang De and Bai Hekong are very simple to dress up. They just need to gather a lot of yin energy on their bodies to cover up the breath of strangers, and then adjust their appearance a little. up.

Lao Liang snapped off his head and put it under his armpit. He smeared some scarlet-colored internal gas on the cuts of his face and neck, and his T-shirt was also smeared as if he had been drenched in mapo tofu. It's a headless ghost of the plasma system.

He retrieved the soul memory in real time during the life revolving lantern, dragged 360 degrees to view the effect of this set of "ghost skin", and showed a satisfied expression on the head caught in the armpit.

Not bad, not bad, it fits my temperament very well, born as a macho, and dead as a macabre ghost, this is the romance of a man!

Bai Hekong dexterously pinched a white-faced red-eared fox mask with ten fingers, dotted a scarlet cherry pattern on one side of the fox's face, and pinned it to the sideburns. She lifted the hem of the skirt and turned it lightly, and several swaying sea-blue flowers appeared around her. Lustful will-o'-the-wisp, next to the headless ghost, there is a wandering Japanese monster girl.

"Let's go, lead brother."

……

At the aquatic product market, Liang De raised his head with both hands and glanced around. Most of the stall owners were ghosts with fish heads, and it was unknown if there were any distant relatives of Ah Eel.

This aquatic product market has strict rules. The stall owners with long carp heads sell carp, those with crab heads sell crabs, those with long lobster heads sell lobsters, and those with long snail heads sell snails. Can hit you can not hit the meaning.

That's why the stall owner who sells the tortoise bastard has... Liang De's head, which is not easy to look at directly.

"Boss, help me take my head."

After Liang De put his head to the turtle boss, he put his hands into the water tank and lifted two turtles, one male and one female, and his natural power quietly penetrated under the carapace, and determined the age of the two turtles from the cellular level.

73, 84, old couple and young wife, a pear tree crushing crabapple, age is enough, but...

"Boss, are your two soft-shelled turtles the original match?"

Boss Turtle blinked his mung bean eyes again and again, and said doubtfully:

"Original match?"

"Yes, I plan to buy it for a friend who is getting married. It's not that the original spouse is a bad omen."

What a good omen for you to buy the original bastard for the newlyweds!

Boss Turtle was born with slow movements, but his thinking speed was no lower than that of other races, so he said seriously immediately:

"Guest officer, men always want to be the first, but women prefer to be the last.

You bought this pair of soft-shelled turtles and stewed them in a pot, making them the last of each other. This is the most romantic thing I can think of.

Such a romantic gift is perfect for newlyweds. "

Boss Turtle’s voice is sincere and sincere. If it wasn’t for the image problem of his head, he might be able to become a great aquatic products salesman just with this voice.

Liang De was deeply moved by the turtle boss's fiery love view, and then turned around and went to the next stall selling crabs.

"Boss, do you have the original crab for more than 30 years?"

Boss Crab put down the Crab Crab Fort in his left claw, and beat the carapace on his chest hard:

"If you want the original aquatic products, you can come to me!"

He took out a pair of palm-sized blue crabs stacked together from the water tank, and introduced them to Liang De.

According to the crab boss, after the male crabs of this Yinhe water crab become sexually mature at the age of 50, they will look for female crabs who are about 40 years old and only need one molt to mature. When they find them, the male crabs will kill the female crabs. Grab it, firmly control it under the plastron, and mate with the female crab only when the shell is mature, so this pair of Yinhe water crabs is definitely the original mate.

What a despicable thing... a crab from the underworld.

Liang De tapped the back shell of the male crab above, and confirmed that the age of the pair of crabs was indeed the same as what the crab boss said, so he exchanged the pair of crabs with him with a blue cloth made of magic sea mysterious energy.

The blue cloth is tough and durable, invulnerable to water and fire, and can't be scratched by a simple sword. Boss Crab cut a small hole with a dozen times of large pliers. He immediately put it away happily and gave Liang A small jar of homemade bald butter.

"Liang De! There are also seafood for sale here! Why don't you try it."

Liang De walked in the direction of Bai Hekong with the crab strung up by straw ropes.

"Guest officer, you forgot to take your head!"

Without looking back, Liang De took out a new head and put it under his arm, waved his hand and said:

"It's okay, I'll see you off."

……

"Why are there seafood? Isn't Jiang Xian here?"

Liang De picked up a sea rabbit from the water tank and smelled it.

"It's pretty fresh, how did you get it here?"

The fish head stall owner with wings on his back said with a silly smile: "It's less than two hundred miles away from the sea. My brother and I caught fish in the sea and flew over overnight to keep them fresh."

"Then I'll buy a few more. Such fresh sea hares don't need to be seasoned. If you blanch them in water and simmer them, the Buddha next door will be so greedy that they will jump over the wall."

"Don't look at the pen-tube fish, come try their oysters."

Bai Hekong pried open a sea oyster, picked out the oyster meat with the tip of the oyster knife and handed it to Liang De.

"Why let me try it, can't you eat it yourself?"

"Anyway, you won't die from eating it."

Okay... that's right.

Most of the members of the Lu Academy have also practiced the body-like body-like iron-like forging method. They can satisfy their hunger by drinking molten iron and copper juice. The digestive system is extremely terrifying. It is not a big problem to eat a few seafood from the underworld, unlike ordinary people If you eat wild game, you will go wrong if you are not careful.

Liang De took out a spray gun and aimed it at the oyster meat, bit it into his mouth and chewed it twice.

"It's quite sweet, a bit like a white pearl oyster, but the aftertaste is full, with a bit of fruity milky aroma, tender and refreshing, very good."

"Would something happen to ordinary people if they eat it?"

"Ordinary people, what kind of ordinary people?"

"Just ordinary people in world 415."

"It should be fine." Liang De felt the feedback from the digestive system, "People who are physically weak may have diarrhea for two days after eating it, it's not a big problem."

"Well, then I'll go back and make oyster omelette for her."

"Can you still make oyster omelette?"

"Who do you look down on? My hometown is by the sea, and many girls can do this."

Liang De nodded, pretending to ask casually:

"I heard that your life in Mo's Heavy Industries is just so-so. Why don't you go back to your hometown and forget it. There is no future in toy design in Mo's Heavy Industries."

Bai Hekong frowned, "Who did you listen to?"

"As for Anonymous from your department, he is a very gossip guy, and he talks about things in the group every day when he has nothing to do. We decent straight men are very annoying to him."

Liang De didn't change his face, but his head in his armpit was upright.

Bai Hekong took the sea oysters, dried oysters, scallops and other seafood he bought into Haina Huanzang.

Hmph, it seems that the dead eel is still living too leisurely. When I go back, I will report him to accept outsourcing from competitors.

The girl reached out and took off the fox mask on her temples, and pretended to look down at the strings, so that Liang De could not see her expression.

"me……"

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