If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 516 Lu Mingfei, a toilet maintenance expert

After the avatar of the Disney Castle was grayed out, Lu Mingfei had nothing to do at all, and sat there for a long time, looking at the chat records with a troubled expression on his face.If it was normal, he would definitely think that the boy on the other side was making fun of him. After all, it is not an exaggeration to make any jokes based on their previous relationship, but now this conversation somehow makes him feel that the other party's tone is very serious, not like a joke The ridicule and jokes, but the more serious this matter is, the more he can't figure it out.

What does it mean that someone will come to him, stay away from strange things and things that the other party didn't know about him before, but now they know?What can he do? Is it exposed that he pretended to be a girl on the Internet? He shouldn’t be arrested by the Internet police to criticize and educate him. After all, he didn’t cheat money or sex.
Feeling puzzled, the network manager threw his instant noodles over. Lu Mingfei clicked on the space of Disney Castle while the lid was opened and the aroma was wafting. After entering, the background music began to play Miyuki Nakajima's music automatically. , Chen didn't write the lyrics, "Sad Pacific Ocean" sung by Ren Xianqi sounds very old-fashioned, and the lyrics are also very exciting. It can be regarded as the boy's favorite style, which is boring and chic.

Wearing earphones and listening to the song, Lu Mingfei's eyes were immediately attracted by the latest news on the top of the space. The guy who usually doesn't update the news in American universities actually posted a group of pictures taken outside in the past half a month. The photo, and the content happened to be Disney, but what really attracted Lu Mingfei was not the Disney fairytale world, but the blond princess who haunted the fairy tales
Flipping through the photos, almost every photo shows the same girl with long blond hair, a pure white dress and a Disney-style blue princess dress, with different styles and different beauties. When I saw the last photo Ming Fei gasped. The photo was a group photo. The main character was Lin Nian and the blonde girl. The background was the blue sky, sunshine and the spiers of the Disney Castle with colorful flags floating in the distance. It was so beautiful. Fairy tale filter, but this thing is undoubtedly a horror picture in the eyes of some people
Is it okay for the little angel to see this stuff?
This was Lu Mingfei's first reaction. Even he was a little envious when he saw it. If the little goddess saw it, he didn't need to add sauerkraut to eat Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles. Could it be that this guy unilaterally set up the dynamic part? It can be seen, or simply shield the little heavenly girl directly from the space?

But it turns out that he was overthinking it. When he swiped down, he saw the shadow of the little goddess in the comment below, and asked, "Tokyo Disneyland?"You actually went there to play, there is a chance to be together in the future.

Then click on the reply to the message, and the owner of the photo also simply replied: Yes, we can talk about it after your college entrance examination is over. There are also friends in Japan who come to play with us.

Not to mention the dazzlingly beautiful blonde girl in the photo.

What is this called, tacit understanding or trust?

Lu Mingfei looked at this harmonious comment area, and instantly felt that his structure was small. What kind of space shielding, dynamic permissions, are all villains. If Lin Nianzhen did this, he would be a scumbag. She showed that she was okay with her own behavior, and she was not afraid to ask questions, and the little goddess was also smart enough not to ask questions, and after a few casual words, she confirmed that the blonde girl was the other party's "Japanese friend".

"High." Lu Mingfei gave a thumbs up, and after eating the noodles, his stomach started to hurt.

"I'll go." Lu Mingfei looked down at the bowl of braised beef noodles and was a little depressed. The most unlucky thing in the world is like going to the toilet right after eating. Although the appetite is better after running to the toilet, you can eat as soon as you get out of the toilet, right? Seems like you have some weird hobbies?

But it’s okay, bad things like stomachaches after eating don’t happen to bad people, he can only sigh, put down the instant noodles, lock the computer with the mouse, and turn to the bathroom. It is normal for instant noodles to swell. The only thing he worries about is that the instant noodles are gone when he comes back. There are marinated eggs and ham sausages in the noodles. If he loses them, he will dream about it when he sleeps tonight.
He hurriedly ran to the toilet, and a man just came out of it, and almost bumped into Lu Mingfei. Fortunately, although the players who hit StarCraft were all blind, their reactions were fast enough. Lu Mingfei dodged to avoid him, and he also He just stared back at him and left without saying anything.

After Lu Mingfei slipped into the toilet, he saw two side-by-side private toilets in the distance at a glance. He walked over quickly, but he couldn't pull the door. Immediately there was a knock on the door to indicate that someone was coming. Reluctantly, he could only turn his head to look at the toilet beside him. What was even more unfortunate was that there was a maintenance sign on the toilet door.

He had no choice but to stand in front of the door scratching his head and waiting. What was even more tragic was the sound of a mobile phone listening to storytelling from the first cubicle with people, and he was listening to Shan Tianfang's version of "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" .Damn it, do people still listen to storytelling when they go to the bathroom?

"Brother, can you hurry up?" Lu Mingfei couldn't hold back after waiting for a few minutes, and said eagerly, knocking on the door.

"Constipation." A faint word came from inside.

"How long will the constipation last?"

"It's almost good after listening to this paragraph."

".How long is it?"

"Two 10 minutes."

"Brother, turn on the Internet and squat in the toilet, the Internet fee is free?" Lu Mingfei felt a little broken.

"It's really impossible to go to the side." The big brother inside was a little impatient.

"Maintenance, brother."

"Maintenance fart, are you the owner of the Internet cafe? I just heard someone next to me go in, should I squat or squat, and can the living be suffocated to death?"

Lu Mingfei was at a loss now, so he could only bite the bullet and turn to the sliding door of the bathroom with a maintenance sign hanging on it, but it was actually opened, and the squat pit that came into view inside was quite clean, and there was no blockage or omission This really made him take a breath, hurried in and closed the door behind him.

There is basically no soundproofing in the toilet cubicles, so going to the toilet this time can be regarded as the most artistic time in Lu Mingfei's life. Here he squatted and had diarrhea, and his brother's phone was laid leisurely next to him. The sound of storytelling in the book, while talking, there was a gavel, which almost frightened Lu Mingfei's sphincter disorder, and the elder brother slapped his thigh from time to time and said a bright "OK"!
"Brother, can you please lower your voice?"

"How can such a classic thing be turned down? Little brother, don't you listen to Pingshu? This is a classic among classics. When I was taking a taxi, I couldn't help but ask the driver to listen to this passage on the radio. Let me sit for a while, although I have listened to it no less than a dozen times, but the classics will always be classics." The elder brother praised.

Lu Mingfei was completely speechless now, and could only numbly finish his physical needs amid repeated applause and shock. He lifted his pants and pressed the pump button of the water tank, but he couldn't press it. The button seemed to be stuck. He couldn't press it no matter what, and then he realized that the maintenance sign hanging at the door seemed to be not a joke.
What's even more undead is that the doorknob of the toilet cubicle was suddenly pressed at this time, but it didn't open because Lu Mingfei locked it. Open, Lu Mingfei then subconsciously shouted, "Use it, wait a minute!"

After speaking, the people outside the door did not continue to try the doorknob, and began to wait quietly, but they seemed to be in a hurry and kept stomping their feet lightly, and the footsteps were full of irritability.

Standing next to the squat pit, Lu Mingfei is now feeling a little numb from embarrassment. Looking at his masterpiece in the toilet, he pressed the button of the water tank hard and couldn't press it. When people outside saw this scene, I’m afraid he died socially in the first place. After all, it doesn’t matter if you see a masterpiece by yourself. The embarrassment of being seen by others other than yourself is not a joke. Just think about it and your blood pressure will be full.

"Why can't I press it?" Lu Mingfei tried twice again without giving up. The button of the water tank seemed to be stuck inside, and he couldn't complete the pumping work. At this time, the knock on the door came again Thinking of it, he could only shout profusely in sweat, "Don't worry! Wait a minute!"

"Are you eating inside? Why is it taking so long?" An unhappy low male voice sounded outside the door, and it seemed that the commentary had also had a bad influence on this brother.

"I'm constipated!" Lu Mingfei said with a bitter face.

"Little brother, sick friend." The elder brother who was listening to storytelling in the cubicle beside him said in surprise.

God damn patients!
Lu Mingfei is suffering and can’t tell right now, he looked left and right, but he didn’t see anything like a leather stick to clean the toilet, if he goes out like this, he probably won’t forget what happened today for the rest of his life. The constipation road god who doesn't flush the toilet, if this title hangs on him, he will probably lose the right to choose a spouse in high school.

"Why can't you press it?" Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and stood by the water tank, and picked the lid of the water tank. Unexpectedly, he actually picked the lid up. He looked inside and found that the button There was actually a small plastic bag stuck in the lower part, and there seemed to be something in the bag. It was this thing that blocked the button of the water tank and made it impossible to flush.

The water in the water tank was clean, so Lu Mingfei dared to reach out to dig out the small plastic bag inside and cover the lid. Then he pressed the flush button and the water tank finally worked normally. He breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't expect Lu Mingfei to figure out the crux of the problem when the maintenance workers failed to fix it. Thinking about it this way, is he still a little proud?Maybe after the college entrance examination, if you can't find a job, you will be beaten into an e-sports game and go to repair toilets.
Finally freed from the embarrassing cancer, Lu Mingfei took out the toilet paper, wrapped it in a plastic bag and put it in his pocket, and opened the toilet door. A man wearing a mask standing outside the door turned to look at him , looked up and down for a while, his eyes were so sharp that he seemed to be looking at some prisoner, and saw the boy rubbing the back of his head embarrassingly and explaining, "I'm sorry, there is something wrong with the toilet flushing. It's fixed now, but I'm not constipated. .”

Before the man wearing the mask said anything, the elder brother in the next cubicle said quietly, "Little brother, constipation is not shameful, there is nothing you can't say, it's normal for your butt to be tight when you get older. Yes, purely common normal physiological phenomenon, you are only half ahead of schedule now."

I'm your normal size!Lu Mingfei's face was very bright, he held back the desire to complain, bowed his head and apologized, and then rushed out of the toilet. The man wearing a mask looked back at the bad guy but didn't say anything, turned around and walked into the toilet Closed the door.

A few minutes later, the eldest brother who was listening to the storytelling suddenly heard the door of the toilet next to him being kicked open from the inside with a bang, which made him tremble and almost fell into the pit. The sound of footsteps rushing out of the toilet went farther and farther.
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