If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 1106 The Art of Nonsense

In fact, for a moment, Lin Nian felt like he was back at Kassel College. When he went to the bathroom by himself, he would hand over two notebooks under the door panels on the left and right sides of the cubicle to sign. The most helpless thing was that he even signed them. Because there is no guarantee that if he refuses, the next notebook will be handed out from the top of the compartment door.

He never overestimated the bottom line of fanatical fans, because it has been proved that he can do things like digging through the trash can, and he is not sure that he can do anything to refresh the lower limit.

For example, it is not impossible for the girls to wear a wedding dress to attend his graduation ceremony, but it is too outrageous. He can't guarantee that he will run away on the spot. Don't these female fans have boyfriends?This is recruiting black and making enemies for yourself, right?

Lin Nian just turned his head a little bit, and when he realized it, he had already caught the wet notebook and pen in his hand. He looked up at the boy who sat back at the table and was a little nervous, but his eyes were still shining. .

He was a little silent, speechless.

The plot should not be like this, because the script he took before was not written like this.

According to the structure of his previous script, the new generation of users of the speed system traveled thousands of miles to come before the older generation who had been standing on the top of the mountain for a long time.Everyone respects each other like a guest, and the eyebrows are full of remembrance and expectations for the past and the future.

They have a common topic and hold different views on some new and changing things, but they can hold their own opinions and exchange opinions with each other to burst out sparks of thought.

They would sit down and talk for a while. When the tea was not cold and they pushed the cups for a change, the sunrise had already shone on the ripples of the new tea that the young people took in their hands, sparkling and full of vigor.

At least, that was the path he took at the beginning, a lonely and freehand growth narrative poem.But now the grown-up narrative poems have become doggerel poems, not lonely or freehand, but rather harmonious.In 2011, when the Internet is becoming more and more popular, maybe young people don’t admire this aggressive youthful feeling anymore?What do you value more is trend, novelty and "I am the master of my territory"?
The Junzijian fountain pen in my hand is well waterproof and can still produce ink normally, but when the paper of the notebook is wet, the blue ink marks will smudge as soon as the light gold nib touches the paper. Open, there is no good-looking signature on this kind of paper.

I don't know if there is a generation gap with young people, right?he thought.

Today's young people actually value star chasing and emotional enjoyment more than competing in cool things like "Yan Ling"?

Or is Sima Xuxu the normal young man compared to himself?I used to be full of thoughts about how to "instantly" climb the stairs, surpassing the Inuyama Patriarch of the Japanese branch, and the principal Ange who stood shoulder to shoulder with the mountain, is actually a real second-year-old player?

My brain is itchy, I need to grow the CPU.

Lin Nian stared at the ink smudged wet notebook paper for a long time before finally recovering. He looked up at the boy who seemed to find that the notebook was completely wet and unable to sign, and his eyes were full of disappointment. .This guy is really easy to understand. His level is comparable to that of Lu Mingfei during his crush period. Everything is written on his face. Is there such a pure person in the orthodoxy?
Putting down the notebook, Lin Nian dragged the suitcase beside him, opened it, took out a new notebook, and signed his own name on it.He didn't know how to do this kind of fancy one-shot sign originally, and he didn't find someone to design it, but he has a girlfriend who likes to worry about everything related to him. He has seen Su Xiaoqiang replace him on the courier list. It was written like this when I signed it, and it was so beautiful, so I wrote it down and used it myself.

"Okay!" Sima Xuxu stretched out his hand to take the torn signature paper, but realized that his hands were wet, so he wiped his signature on the napkin prepared on the table for fear of getting wet. After signing the autograph, Shang Xia carefully observed it several times and then gave a thumbs up to praise, "The idol signed really well!"

Ah, no, brother, this can also be licked.

Lu Mingfei poked his head over the signature, and felt that Lin Nian's signature was just a shitty one. This kind of art signature is mainly a ghost drawing symbol. If you don't tell you in advance whose signature it is, you can't understand it.He or someone fairly despises all the guys who drink with art signatures, including Lin Nian, a class-rebellious buddy.

"This...can't be Mr. Lu Mingfei?"

But what Lu Mingfei didn't expect was that Sima Xuxu suddenly turned his head and concentrated the firepower on him. Before he could retract his head, he was grabbed by someone and stared blankly at this orthodox boy. Say, "Um, I am?"

"I wasn't sure before. It seems that the rumors are true. When the secret party 'Ming Zi' appears, there must be another hidden 'An Zi' appearing quietly. Sure enough, they will appear together when the Dragon King crisis occurs! The man who will always be reliable behind Mr. Lin Nian!" Sima Xuxu said excitedly.

An exceptionally loud, unrepressed "噗呲" sounded.

On the table, Finger spewed out the half-eaten buns in his mouth first, but fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and reached out to hold his mouth in time, but a lot of crumbs were still sprayed under the table along the gap , He was also forced to bend down under the table by a violent cough. While coughing violently, he hammered his chest fiercely with his hands, his shoulders rose and fell, and his whole body was shaking.

Su Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows, glanced at Lin Nian who was in a daze, and Lu Mingfei who had his toes on the ground involuntarily, with weird expressions.

Wei Lewa leaned on the table with her left hand to support her face, raised her teacup to her mouth with her right hand, paused, raised her lips slightly to cover her face, raised her head after a while, took a deep breath, and brought the teacup to her mouth again , but still didn’t drink it, he didn’t hold his breath, and made a uncomfortable sound, and put the teacup back on the table.

Both Susie and Lancelot looked at each other, a little dazed, because it was the first time they had heard this kind of talk, so they couldn't help laughing.

Ling on the side was also looking at Lu Mingfei, looking up and down this one of the "Twin Stars", as if getting to know him again.

The main reason is that Sima Xuxu said this cut like singing an opera. It looks like he can give him some accompaniment and allegro.

"Junior brother." Fingel tremblingly raised a hand from under the table and pressed it on Lu Mingfei's shoulder, "Fame is out there!" He finally couldn't help it anymore, raised his head and laughed wildly, and hammered the table while laughing , Lancelot on the side had to reach out to stabilize the table to ensure that the bowls and chopsticks on it would not be shaken.

"You orthodox. Is this how you arrange us?" Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded, and asked Zhao Ruosheng, the only normal person in his opinion.

"No, this is definitely not a label that our orthodoxy put on everyone maliciously. What he said can only be regarded as folk rumors at most!" Zhao Yusheng quickly put the blame aside, she dared not bear such disasters as tarnishing the image of her allies.

"'Gemini' and 'The Man Behind Lin Nian' should be referring to the two dragon slaying operations. Lin Nian and Lu Mingfei are both partners in the same team." Wei Lewa rubbed her uncomfortable cheeks , tactfully prepared to find some steps for Lin Nian, who was also a little restless and dark-faced.

"Indeed, the combination of Lin Nian and Lu Mingfei is also recognized by many people in the academy." Su Xiaoqiang also decided to step down a bit, mainly because she was a little nervous seeing Lin Nian's expression.

"Can I have an autograph?" Sima Xuxu skillfully handed over the pen, and turned over the paper signed with Lin Nian's name. Lu Mingfei signed the back, and he would really become the man behind Lin Nian. It can only be said that he understands too well.

"I" Lu Mingfei held the pen in a daze, glanced at Lin Nian next to him, and found that Lin Nian had turned his head away, looking at the scenery outside just like Li Huoyue.

If Lin Nian was lucky enough to hear Li Huoyue and Lang Juxu's commander-in-chief evaluate and discuss the character "Sima Xuxu" in the tower, he would probably agree with Li Huoyue's views with both hands and feet, and I completely understood why Li Huoyue didn't want to see this boy, and kept silent from beginning to end after meeting him and just drank tea.

It's really impossible to see, there is a generation gap, brother.

Lu Mingfei bit the bullet and signed his dog-like name on the paper. He tried his best to write artistically in the font, but the price was that some names that were not artistic or signed looked like some trendy Martian font. Well, those who understand will question the cultural level of the person who signed the signature, while those who don't understand will try to understand some profound meanings of Martian culture from this font.

It just so happened that Sima Xuxu seemed to be someone who didn't understand. He was admiring Lu Mingfei's "Mo Bao" with eyes full of light, folded the piece of paper on which the "Twin Stars" had left traces, and solemnly handed it over. To Zhao Yusheng, "Yusheng, please put it away for me, don't lose it! This is my lifelong request, please!"

Zhao Yusheng took a hard look at the members of the secret party who were still covering their faces, trying to keep a serious attitude, took the paper and put it in a small package close to him, forced a smile to the people on the table, and then Looking at Sima Xuxu, who was staring at Lin Nian and Lu Ming, he ordered in a low voice, "Xuxu, let's talk about something after the dinner table. Now I'm talking about business."

To be honest, compared to letting Sima Xuxu continue to release her nature, she would rather face the trap problem of the Secret Party for a while longer than to let Sima Xuxu continue to release her nature. If you are stunned by her homework, you may not be able to practice well enough.

"Well, the signing is over, let's get back to business now." Susie also coughed a little bit, and was about to bring back the crooked style of painting.

"What's the business? Did I interrupt everyone to discuss something?" Sima Xuxu sat upright on the table belatedly, holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand at some point, as if he was about to start dinner .

I really don't think of myself as an outsider.

Oh no, he was not an outsider in the first place.

In other words, this boy has a high invisible status in the orthodoxy, and the innocence and casualness he showed are the evidence-he is not ignorant, but he doesn't take some things seriously at all, from his birth to his growth experience The experience and experience he has cultivated make him think that everything he does now is nothing more than a trivial matter, and the biggest consequence he may suffer is nothing more than being scolded by his elders.

A few people who are sensible in their hearts and think a lot have quietly seen this clearly.

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just some normal exchanges and discussions between the secret party and the orthodoxy." Susie said, "For example, we are very curious about the dishes on this table. Who is lucky enough to enjoy this food every day? This level of meals makes us envious."

"Uh, the patriarchs of the five families must be the only ones who can eat at the 'Imperial Dining Room' every day. Apart from their elders, who can send the 'Imperial Dining Room' to set up banquets every day?" Sima Xuxu raised his eyebrows. He answered casually.

Su Qian was also taken aback for a moment, and then from the corner of her eye she saw Zhao Yusheng's expression froze suddenly, his two beautiful eyes staring straight at Sima Xuxu, but this boy was working hard on cooking and didn't notice his partner's seriousness at all. Cannibalistic eyes.

"I've heard that Orthodoxy is a system formed with the theme of 'clan', but the clan chiefs eat so well every day? Don't they get tired of eating? Sometimes too rich living conditions will have negative effects?" Lan Sloat asked casually, and brought Sima Xuxu a chicken leg by the way.

"Oh, oh, thank you." Sima Xuxu felt that the friends of the secret party were really enthusiastic, "I won't get tired of eating, the chefs of the 'Imperial Dining Room' have inherited authentic styles, and the dishes are divided into eight categories. Each type is subdivided into sub-categories, and a small type of cuisine can produce thousands of dishes. You can set a table every day, 360 days a year, and you can not repeat the dishes. A single type of small cuisine, but last time When Grandpa Sima left me to eat at Longfengyuan, I felt that the meal was not as good as today's table. The 'Imperial Dining Room' seems to have a special set of menus for the 'patriarchs'. It’s all medicinal food, anyway, I’m not used to it.”

"Xuxu." Zhao Yusheng said.

"What?"

"The patriarchs seem to be working hard." Lin Nian cut off Xuxu who was about to turn around.

Seeing that Lin Nian had spoken, Sima Xuxu immediately turned his head back.

Lin Nian continued: "It seems that the orthodox patriarchs are similar to the secret party's school board. They usually do their best to deal with every business and are so tired that they need 'medicinal diet' to replenish their bodies? Just like this airport In the accident, they also personally dispatched the people from your executive department to dispatch?"

"Not really. Sister Qiu Luo is in charge of the airport. Oh, it's the one you saw at the airport before. She is the commander-in-chief of our Lang Juxu. Usually, she is in charge of such things." Sima Xuxu bit into the fat and juicy chicken leg.

"Did Commander Lee's Prophet discover that there might be hidden dangers in the airport?"

"You can't say that." Sima Xuxu wanted to touch the back of his head, but he gave up after eating the chicken leg with oily hands.

"The disaster you encountered at the airport was in fact 'Kyushu' issued an alarm in advance, and 'Tianding Pavilion' threw a tortoise shell for a divination. After determining the time and place, the algorithm of 'Wu Fa' was performed normally, and the intersection of Only after finding the joint nodes of 'Little Tribulation' did Lang Juxu carry out field control and carpet search based on the details of the nodes."

"'Kyushu'? 'Tianding Pavilion'?"

"'Tianding Pavilion' is a unique institution in our area. I can't explain its operation in a few words. As for 'Kyushu', well, don't you also have 'Norma'? This kind of 'AI' system supported by supercomputers Is it very common? I remember that Japan also has a 'Kaguya Ji', and Europe also has a 'Nuen'." Sima Xuxu gave Lin Nian a strange look.

"Well, it's not surprising, I just think the name 'Kyushu' has been well received." Lin Nian nodded.

"Really!" Sima Xuxu also smiled, looking a little proud.

Everyone at the table listened to Sima Xuxu talking about Dashan, and everyone looked extremely focused, but Zhao Yusheng touched his forehead, thinking that he must have a fever now, otherwise why would he have such a severe headache?
Sima Xuxu actually noticed Zhao Ruosheng's reaction to some extent, but he also felt that it was nothing unreasonable.Friends of the secret party like to ask, so he just said directly, what to say and what to say, he actually still has a sense in his heart, (it’s just that many things that others think are unspeakable, in his opinion, are actually just for chatting.) No Seeing sister Huoyue still sitting there, didn't she stop herself?So it doesn't seem like a big deal for him to say casually orthodox funny things.

(End of this chapter)