If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Sitting at the dinner table, Lu Mingfei was a little silent, because he began to wonder if it was a wrong choice to bring this old cowboy version of Fingal home.

Wind and cloud, this is the idiom that Lu Mingfei can find in the dictionary that best describes the current situation at the dinner table.Whether it is in a dream or in reality, every version of Fingal is as delicious as the one he knows, or especially delicious.

It's hard to describe this guy whether he eats or not. He has never seen anyone who can drink porridge and drink the rice grains on his forehead. Those who know know that he is cooking, and those who don't know think that he wants to drink the clear soup in the bowl. When the mask was applied, the whole face almost sank into the shallow porcelain bowl.

It was getting late outside the window, and the darkness covered the entire desert. There were no stars or moon, and the low-to-medium power generators transformed from several parallel car motors made tiny noises.

In the restaurant inside the house, the electric lamp above the head exudes a warm yellow light that is not very bright. There are five people at the dining table, three big and two small. The baked naan, and a piece of fried shredded pork with shallots, this is the dinner for this family tonight.

"Junior brother, it's really not easy for your family to get meat these days. Let me tell you the truth, I haven't eaten meat for half a year. The road is full of grass and insects. Occasionally, if I'm lucky, I can eat meat I found some bread made of synthetic starch in no man’s land, it’s as uncomfortable as gnawing on wood.” Fingel dazzled in his mouth while talking, and from the corner of his eye, he saw two cute little guys at the table staring at him with big eyes.

He tried his best to swallow half of the baked naan in his mouth, and wanted to say hello, but found that the two siblings suddenly pressed their neat index fingers down on the apple muscle, and at the same time stuck out their tongues at him and made a strange sound of "bie".

"Be polite," said their mother at the dinner table.

The two little guys sat down instantly as if they had received the imperial decree, but they still looked at the dishes on the table with their mouths pursed unhappily.

"Why don't you guys eat it? I'm embarrassed to eat it alone." Fingel raised his eyebrows and realized that he had been eating like crazy, and the hosts on the table hardly moved their chopsticks, especially the two little ones. Guy, staring down at the clear porridge in his bowl with a displeased face.

"I'm not hungry," said the woman.

"Where is there such a thing as not being hungry? You have given birth to two children to Shi Lu Mingfei. It's time to replenish your body." Fingel said in a low voice, "Zero? Can I still call you that?"

"It doesn't matter what it's called. It's just a code name." Zero said lightly, "I only care about why you came here. What is your purpose?"

"What purpose can I have, in short, I'm not here to join you." Fingel laughed awkwardly, wiped the corners of his mouth, and put on the cowboy hat that almost fell off his head, "I just came to see my old friend. How are you doing, passing by for a meal?"

As soon as he said this, he found that the two little guys started to stare at him again. He probably understood the reason why these two little guys stared at him. In today's extremely scarce resources, a meal on this table is probably The family's food storage for a long time?Especially these meats, which are rare even among vegetarian dishes, can appear sporadically. No matter what kind of meat it is, even rat meat is a rare and rare resource.

Zero didn’t eat because he wasn’t in the mood to eat, the two little guys didn’t eat because they were too busy staring at this strange invader uncle, and Lu Mingfei didn’t eat because he really didn’t know what the shredded pork on the plate was. He didn't dare to move his chopsticks.

"I'm full." Fingel put down his chopsticks obediently.

Zero was silent for a moment, then picked up his chopsticks and said to the two little guys, "Eat."

Only then were the two little things willing to give up trying to kill this bad uncle who would overturn his own granary with his eyes, and they couldn't wait to reach out their chopsticks to pick up the few shredded meat left on the plate.

They all hesitated when picking up the first chopsticks, then put them into their mother's bowl and said, "Mom eats meat."

Fingel was moved by this scene, but was more silent. On the way he came here, he had seen too many children of the same age as these two little guys who were able to remove the intestines of adults from the swamp jungle for a clean water source. The scene where the person was pulled out from the stomach and strangled to death by putting it on the other party's neck.Either by selling miserably, abducting those who still have sympathy, and then biting off their throats with their newborn fangs and eating them.

In this desolate world where monsters are rampant and humanity is degraded, he has traveled for a long time, climbing the river of ice veins that stretches from the sky to the earth, and the torrent of magma that surges into the sea, and walks through the dark swamp that is foul-smelling and poisonous. Survive like a cockroach in an extreme environment, using humanity as a bargaining chip in exchange for a humble life.

For a long time, he felt that the world was hopeless, but now seeing this scene, he suddenly felt that there was still hope for all of this, and quietly strengthened his determination of the purpose when he came.

"By the way, what are the names of these two children?" Fingel looked at Lu Mingfei and asked.

Lu Mingfei, who had been eavesdropping on the conversation with the wooden man's ears up all the time, twitched his eyebrows, and found that Ling and Finger were staring at him, and his two "children" also pulled their heads out of the bowl and looked at him. , and licked their lips very synchronously.

"Why don't you ask them yourself?" Lu Mingfei tensed his expression and said flatly.

Fingel was stung, but this attitude was also expected by him. He looked at the two children indifferently. After thinking for a while, he put his hands on his waist and pulled out two silver-steel pistols. Put it on the table.

The heavy gun fell on the table and made the same heavy "click" sound, which attracted two young cooks. They looked over curiously, and then they were attracted by these two big guys with extremely violent beauty.

Looking at the two stunned children, Fingel raised his eyebrows and said, "The two in front of you are Glock 101 modified 2022 commemorative models. Produced by Watt Alheim. Using innovative alchemy stamping technology to make gold titanium For the first time, alloys can be used in thermal weapons. The surface of 'Jun Yan' is quenched and plated with alchemy magic patterns. The barrel and handle are engraved with anti-shock cipher text to reduce recoil. The whole body is plated with mithril. It is highly poisonous, and when there is no bullet, you can press the hidden safety of the gun handle to eject the spike and use it as a melee weapon."

As he said that, he took off the magazines of the two guns, pulled the sleeves to eject the exaggeratedly thick bullets in the two guns one by one, raised his hand and stood on the edge of the dining table, proudly looking at the spiral wound on the bullets. texture,

"Such a cool gun naturally has the most cool caliber. The Glock 101 is only suitable for 12.7mm caliber alchemy bullets. Large caliber means truth, and 12.7mm means that as long as you aim correctly, you can explode with one shot." Drop the head of the dragon-shaped deadpool. Of course, I personally recommend using the explosively modified dragon's breath bullet. The gunpowder contains blood-soaked ashes from the family of bronze and fire, which can explode when activated by alchemy magic lines And the high temperature of thousands of degrees Celsius, as long as it is within the range of the fire, it will be ignited instantly.”

Fingel talked to the two murder weapons that Lu Mingfei was terrified of hearing, the eyes of the two little guys at the dining table were almost shining, and Ling was silent about this scene that should have taught bad children .

Until the end, Fingel finished talking about the awesomeness of his two guns, picked up the unloaded gun, grabbed a barrel with one hand, and handed the gun to the two little things, feeling distressed. Said, "It's the first time we met, Uncle Fingal, I don't have anything to do, and I ate your rice, so naturally I have to leave something for you. These two guns helped me solve the problem along the way. A lot of troubles, and I hope he can help the two of you solve more troubles in the future—of course, I hope it’s best that you don’t use him one day.”

The light in the eyes of the two little guys was about to burst the lights above their heads, but they still resisted the temptation and looked at their mother silently.

Zero glanced at Finger, and Finger gave her a calm look before she said, "Take it."

Amidst the cheers, the two children in Fingel's hands were held in their arms, and he jumped off the dining table to run to other places to have a good time.

But before that, Zero stopped them again, "I took something from someone, what should I do?"

The two clever little devils immediately walked up to Finger, lowered their heads honestly and said, "Thank you uncle!"

"Okay, okay." Fingel touched a small head with one hand, "Now, are you willing to tell me your names, uncle?"

"My name is Lu Wujiu, Uncle, you can also call me Antonia (Антония)." The little boy raised his chest while holding the gun.

"My name is Lu Jiusi and Ivana (Иванна)." The little girl hid behind the boy with only a small scar on the top of her head.

"Good boy, let's go play." Fingel said with a low laugh.

The two children ran into another room in the house amid laughter. Fingal sat on a chair and watched them disappear with a dazed expression.

Wugui and Jiusi.Corresponding to "Xiangci", it is also a good meaning to say the chapter of "Ge Gua" in "Book of Changes".

It is not difficult to understand Antonia and Ivana, the former means "priceless person" and the latter means "gift from God".

They are all good meanings, for the present, or for the future.

"Can you tell me the purpose of your visit now? Fingel." Zero's slightly cold voice drew Fingel's gaze back to the dining table, and he turned to look at the couple who had never thought of being together before. He smiled wryly and said, "Sister and sister, can't I really just drop by and want to catch up on the old days? Is the most basic trust between us gone?"

"Who is your younger brother and sister?" Zero's voice was very cold, Yujie's version of the vacuum queen had evolved again, her icy eyes stared at Fingel under the lamp, and her whole body exuded a kind of large-scale hunting in the Arctic. Animal temperament, even Lu Mingfei, who was not targeted, shuddered subconsciously, feeling scared for this evolved version of Zero.

Damn it, how did this version of me subdue the Queen?Do you rely on the three-character mantra of dog-licking secrets?
"You're not trustworthy, Fingal," Zero said. "You've been a spy for so long that you can't shed that skin."

"Then I'm just a spy among human beings. I've always sat upright, and you know that. Time has proved this." Fingel didn't want to refute, and he was a little rascal.

"That's why I said that you are not worthy of trust." Zero looked at Fingel with fear and said coldly, "You must have come to find us with a great purpose in return, and I can tell you clearly that we reject you All requests will be made afterwards. So whatever you want to persuade, bite off and swallow with your tongue, don’t come to disturb our life, leave after eating this meal, or I will ask you to leave in person.”

"I" Fingel glanced at Lu Mingfei, and found that Lu Mingfei was silently looking at the table.

Lu Mingfei could only look at the table, because he was completely suppressed by his "wife" aura, what could he say?Isn't he just silent?He was also anxious, and really wanted to hear Fingel say something he didn't know, so as to improve his filling of current information.

"Alas." Fingel sighed, and after a long silence, he said, "Caesar and Nuonuo are dead."

Lu Mingfei raised her head suddenly, and the determination and indifference in Zero's eyes were cracked because of it, but she tilted her head to hide her fluctuating emotions due to the sudden bad news.

ps: I don’t have power, so I’ll update it temporarily.