If I don't have money to go to college, I can only go to slay the dragon

Chapter 1035 Si Guoyi
Lu Mingfei's eyelids moved slightly, which meant that he was neither long nor short, but he must have woken up from a drooling sleep.

He didn't open his eyes immediately, but frowned tightly. Lying on the bed, he didn't need to actively recall what he was doing the moment before he lost consciousness, because there was no need for it.Whether it was before or after he fell into a coma, his mind was already filled with a thought, and that thought was the reason why he woke up now.

I'm so hungry, I need to get something to eat and then go to sleep.

There is no way, Lu Mingfei, who is 19 years old and in the middle of his childhood, is growing his body. He needs to consume 3000 calories a day, and if he loses one calorie, he has to eat it from the midnight snack in the early morning of the next day. For this reason, he formed a deep friendship with the takeaway canteen of Kassel College. When he picked up the phone and made an order in the old time, the deep and magnetic voices of him and the German chef on the opposite side could be condensed into three words:
Um.
Ok?
Ah!
Well, although there may be some elements of artistic exaggeration in it, the meaning is roughly that.

You can eat snacks and occasionally receive free desserts and small cards from the school’s night shift cafeteria. Lu Mingfei is the only one in the college. Every time the dessert is attached to the card, all the staff in the cafeteria thank you’S’ He is favored by the 'S' level, and has expressed several times euphemistically that he is worried about his body fat content in terms of the recipe and frequency of the 'S' level supper. He is afraid that the excessive oily supper will affect the plan for killing dragons after the 'S' level. If it is because of weight The problem is that the 'S' class can't outrun Long Yan on the battlefield, and all the staff in their cafeteria will have to take off their hats and apologize at the press conference
In fact, Lu Mingfei wanted to refute it many times. Although I ordered this supper, but for the sake of eating, another 'S' class in the same dormitory must also have a share, and every time he adheres to "Oh, I ordered everything." .” with a hypocritical look showing off my fried chicken, why don’t you write a small card to worry about his body fat problem?
But he really couldn't say that, because he could really pinch his growing belly when he bowed his head, and the bastard who showed off his chicken legs was Henry Cavill (this is indeed an adjective).

He also learned from Henry Carville how to have a good figure to legally seduce junior sisters and senior sisters, and the answer he got was that he was carried to a mysterious gym in the college by the back of his neck before dawn the next day, and participated in a training called In the morning training of the "Breakfast Club", on that hellish morning, Lu Mingfei vomited out his breakfast and last night's supper in the middle of following him, so he naturally understood where the other party's calories went last night.

From then on, Lu Mingfei only wanted to show off at night, pinching his gradually inflated hula hoop and never complaining about any problems, just to get as far away from those perverts as possible.Although it is painful for him to grow flesh, at least he is really happy to eat chicken legs late at night, and he can forget the fear of being dominated by various fucking subjects during the day.

However, all of this became history after Lu Mingfei was carried into the Garden of Eden by Yao Fan.

Although it’s just a temporary house arrest, it’s not really crying behind bars, Wowotou, after all, no matter how poor the investigation team is, they will take care of your three meals a day, but that’s the problem, they really only care about three meals a day Three meals, after three meals, there will be nothing!Don't even think about milk tea, afternoon tea, supper, etc. I feel that this group of beasts in the investigation team is more rigorous than the pork knuckles that have to be wiped clean for every meal on Lu Mingfei's plate.

No way, Lu Mingfei, the pork knuckle, was so hungry that his stomach started to hurt again. He suspected that most of the abdominal muscles he trained by the Lion Heart Club were actually from hunger, but it didn't matter. After a summer vacation, his belly showed signs of rebounding again. Yeah, things like abs come and go faster.

Speaking of which, it’s time for meal now, is the quota for pork knuckles in the morning?Where is the humanitarianism?Where are the Geneva Conventions?Where is the pork knuckle?

He couldn't help it, opened his eyes, and a straight zombie sat upright, trying to protest to the camera in the corner of the original forest-style ecological warehouse in his memory, but he was stunned for an instant after scanning the surrounding environment. Then He lay down obediently.

Upon waking up, Lu Mingfei felt that he had time-traveled for a moment. The last time he felt that he had time-traveled was when he woke up and looked at the Amazon anaconda.

When he woke up, there was no greenery around him, dingdong springs, and a zoo ecological warehouse with pleasant scenery, but an empty tent with yellow cloth, nothing but a piece of paper that he was lying on. The wooden bed was covered with white cloth, the ground was plowed black soil, and a few lighted white candles were erected in the corner of the tent, casting the shadow of the wooden bed to the four sides of the tent.

The atmosphere is a bit eerie.

Lu Mingfei was lying on the wooden bed in a daze, not daring to move around, what happened, why did he sleep in a mourning hall all of a sudden?
Although people named Lu Mingfei seem to be easy to wear clothes these days, and it is normal for him to wear one, but he is doing well in Kassel College, and he can return to his hometown at the end of each term, there is no need at all. Wear one against the sky and change your life!
Muttering in his heart, Lu Mingfei was still planning to find out what was going on with him, but before he could sit up again, he suddenly caught sight of the shadow on the side of the tent from the corner of his eye, and his whole body felt creepy.

On the light yellow surface of the tent, there is a black shadow of the only elevated wooden bed in the tent. It is a black slightly inclined rectangle with a slight layer of irregular bulges on the rectangle. It can be seen from the slightly taller mound (little belly) that it is Lu Mingfei who is lying down.

However, what really frightened Lu Mingfei was the horrifying shadow under the wooden bed—in the hollow space under the rectangular black shadow on the tarpaulin, there was a shadow of a child squatting there with his legs crossed, forming a mass A ball is like a baby in the mother's womb, hidden directly under Lu Mingfei on the wooden bed, motionless.

Don't don't don't don't worry, it must be sitting and forgetting.

Lu Mingfei's whole body was stiff, and he didn't dare to move. The candles in the four corners of the tent were burning quietly. He felt that if he moved, it would be a provocation to the "child" under the bed.

Anyway, let's pretend to be asleep first, maybe this is a dream?
Lu Mingfei thinks so, and he does it the same way. When encountering strange things that he can't understand, he just lays down and starts to be an ostrich, because he has heard the same thing that Lin Nian said when he was eating supper and chatting with him before. The pure-blooded dragon sleeps in a coffin with the tough guy senior brother, sometimes bad things happen and you can't stop them, so you just don't accept them at all.

In the past two years since Lu Mingfei entered Kassel Academy, he has been to the hometown of the Dragon King, and he has singled out pure-blooded dragons. What scenes have he not seen?

When he woke up, he lay in the mourning hall covered with a white cloth, four candles were lit in the four corners of the southeast, north and south, and there was a child squatting under the bed. He had never seen this scene before.
Don’t be ashamed to be a coward first, he is a dragon slaying elite, not a ghost catching elite, although the professors say that almost all supernatural events in the world are linked to dragons, but Lu Mingfei raised his hand to ask the professor, you will be afraid of watching ghost movies Well, the professor pushed his glasses and nodded seriously, saying that he would definitely be afraid
Look, everyone understands the truth, but everyone will love you!
But before Lu Mingfei could persuade him first, he was horrified to find that under the shadow of the yellow tent, the child under the bed started to squirm, gradually crawled out of the wooden bed, and then slowly leaned on the side of the bed
A pair of ghostly blue eyes met Lu Mingfei who lay flat and turned his head sideways. Lu Mingfei even saw himself with a distorted face in those eyes.

"Ghost!"

Lin Nian taught the carp that Lin Nian hadn't taught for a whole semester. Lu Mingfei is now self-taught. He ejected from the wooden bed like a fat catfish. The white cloth covering his body flew straight up and landed slowly on the side of the bed. Covering the head, the fat fish evolved limbs after landing, and crawled out of the tent with the limbs. When it climbed to the door, it was about to stand up and run for a hundred meters, but its head was directly caught by a hand stretched out from the tent. Hold it down!

"It's over!" Feeling the slender and dexterous touch on his head, Lu Mingfei's heart was half cold, and he felt that the one holding him must be a charming female ghost, maybe it was the mother of the little ghost under his bed. The next thing is that mother and son are going to fight together to make themselves rice bowls.

He felt that death should be a more honorable death, and at least to see if he could exchange one for another, so he mustered up the courage to start his housekeeper's words "lunar eclipse", hoping to see if the female ghost could also be copied by himself .But the female ghost in front of him seemed to have foreseen it long ago, and the strength of Jiuyin White Bone Claw holding his head was even stronger, making him unable to lift his head.

"Brother, are you going to be a hooligan just after waking up?" the female ghost said leisurely.

Lu Mingfei was stunned, because the female ghost's voice was a little familiar, could it be that the voice actors on the set were changed or those voice actors?Does the director team run out of money to hire newcomers?Of course, there is also a possibility, that is, he seems to be really playing hooligans now.

The tent was lifted, and the people outside held Lu Mingfei's head and walked in. Lu Mingfei didn't move his head, but his eyes floated upwards, and then he remembered the masterpiece "What's Under a Girl's Skirt?" ".

The "female ghost" in front of him is wearing the spring and summer school uniform of Kassel College, a dark green skirt and a pair of white and greasy bare legs that make anyone confused. They are slender and well-proportioned. With Lu Mingfei's posture and angle, Once he really raises his head up, then the girl's skirt must be unobstructed. According to the character of the owner of this pair of food-grade good legs, there must be no such unsightly things as safety pants, so it really makes him look up. If he loses his head, then he guarantees that he will never be able to lift his head up for the rest of his life.

"Wow, why don't you be so rogue and peek at the golden pupil!" The female ghost noticed that the eyeballs of Lu Mingfei's unruly upward glances were still glowing gold, and in a fit of rage, she pushed the pervert's eyes violently. On the forehead, and then came a clean eye poke.

Lu Mingfei couldn't dodge in time, and he also had ghosts in his heart. He was hit directly and then covered his eyes and fell to the ground in pain.

With his left hand in the shape of scissors piercing his eyes, and his right hand holding a bowl of hot porridge sprinkled with bright red pepper, Xia Mi squinted his eyes and looked at the unscrupulous senior brother who was curled up on the ground in pain, and patted himself almost by a pervert. Looking at Guang's short skirt, he said, "Brother Mingfei, if you are in a hurry, I suggest finding a girlfriend. I see that there are quite a lot of fan groups on your forum, but you are still a bachelor. Is there some Guangwei who refuses to hook up with fans? Is the plot in it?"

"No, those are all fake fans! In the name of dating me, they slapped Lin Nian's measurements and the color of his underwear from Monday to weekend from the side, and tried to buy the original taste from me at a high price." Lu Mingfei lay on the ground in pain to defend.

"Tsk, as expected, the girls in this place don't have a fuel-efficient lamp." Xia Mi held the bowl in his right hand, squatted on the ground and looked at his brother Lu with emotion, "Are you hungry? The spicy white rice thick porridge specially provided by the cafeteria , I also soaked two eggs for you in it."

"Don't worry, the female ghost is you, the female ghost's son." Lu Mingfei covered his eyes with his hands and stretched slightly, looked up to the side of the wooden bed, and the guy covered with the white sheet lifted the white cloth, A pair of blue eyes looked at him suspiciously, as if he didn't know what nerves he had just now.

It turned out that it was not mother and child soldiers who went into battle, but brother and sister soldiers.

"Why did you come here? Didn't I tell you not to run around and stay in the Norton Hall?" Xia Mi was also surprised when he saw Xiawang beside the wooden bed.

"Sister." Xiawang was very honest, walked to Xia Mi's side, and then stared at the bowl of porridge, "I'm hungry, so I came out to find something to eat."

Xia Mi raised the porridge, "This is from your brother Mingfei. Didn't you just eat a few croissants and milk? Why are you hungry again?"

"Adolescence is developing," Xiawang said.

"Surprised, who taught you these words." Xia Mi was a little shocked, it was the first time she knew that this word could be found in the dictionary of her brat.

"Lin Nian." Xiawang said.

Xia Mi covered his forehead in pain, "In this special period, you can easily be arrested for running around, okay?"

"I can't find Lin Nian anymore, I want to play with him." Xiawang also squatted down, holding Xia Mi's short skirt, and Lu Mingfei, who was lying on the ground, accidentally caught a glimpse of the scenery fluttering in the short skirt . Then he pretended nothing happened and silently turned his side. He didn't want his eyes really gouged out.

"Brother Lin Nian, why would you play with you? When did you get along so well? Obedient, I'll take you back to Norton." Xia Mi touched the head of his younger brother, whose IQ was at most five or six years old. His child couldn't understand how chaotic the current situation was and how delicate his identity was. It seemed that he would really have to follow him closely in the next few days.

"Brother Mingfei, have you seen enough?" Xia Mi suddenly turned his head to look at Lu Mingfei who was on the ground, curled his lips, and handed the porridge over.

"Thank you very much for your hospitality." Lu Mingfei took the bowl with ambiguous words, looked at Xia Mi and Xia Wang who stood up, and glanced around, "What's the situation now? Lin Nian finally couldn't hold back and attacked the investigation team at night." , led us to flee overnight to the wilderness to camp?"

"Are you serious?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei, who was squatting on the ground and started showing off the porridge, with an absurd expression, "Don't tell me that you really fell asleep the whole time after the big commotion last night? I said that senior brother Chu Zihang carried you with one hand and let Jun Yan rush out of the ground with the other, I still can't believe it."

"Cough, cough, what are you talking about? What is Jun Yan? What is carrying me?" Lu Mingfei almost ate the porridge in his nostrils, and looked up at Xia Mi in a daze.

"You really don't know, or you don't know?" Xia Mi stared at Lu Mingfei, feeling that this kid was bluffing himself.

"Know what? Me, uh, junior sister, what happened to your hand?" Lu Mingfei suddenly noticed that Xia Mi's left hand was covered with white bandages from the arm to the forearm, and the one under the air bangs was as beautiful as it was drawn. There is even a small wound on the forehead of the face, which is particularly conspicuous.

"Well, I ran a little slower when I was evacuating last night, and I was hit by a flying stone." Xia Mi touched his forehead, "When I was in the dark to rescue people, the protruding steel bar cut my arm. , I went to get a tetanus shot in the morning, I’m so unlucky.”

"Evacuate last night? Evacuate for what? What happened last night?" Lu Mingfei suddenly felt that the porridge in the bowl was no longer fragrant.

"You really don't know?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei and felt that this guy was somewhat outrageous. Last night, the earth shook and the mountains shook. Norma's alarm and red light made the whole school look like a KTV. A cloud of fireworks was sprayed into the sky, and there was such a big movement that even the living corpses lying in the life-support cabin in the ice cellar had to crawl out to see what was happening outside, but you told me that you are a living person, and you are the closest to the ice cellar The big living person has slept until now and hasn't woken up yet?
"I really don't know." Lu Mingfei couldn't help but put down the bowl. Then he picked it up again, still hungry, so he wanted to show off a few more mouthfuls.

"In short, in the middle of the night last night, Norma issued an alarm for the dragon invasion. It was suspected that the dragon had sneaked into the ice cellar and was found fighting. Although I didn't see what the dragon looked like, I heard that the fight was fierce Intense, the entire northwestern part of Shanxi has turned into a mess of spicy porridge in your bowl. I heard from seniors and sisters that this situation is similar to the last time the college was invaded. Although I just enrolled, I don’t know what happened last time. What's the situation." Xia Mi explained.

"Damn it last time, the academy exploded again?" Lu Mingfei felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and now he really had to put down the bowl, so he handed the bowl to Xia Mi without wiping the chili oil from the corner of his mouth. , directly bypassed the bewildered Xia Mi and Xia Wang and went to the tent door.

"I'll go, brother, don't go out!" Xia Mi couldn't stop Lu Mingfei at the first moment with the bowl in his hand, and couldn't catch him even with the bowl in his hand.

Lu Mingfei didn't hear Xia Mi's dissuasion, and got out of the tent directly, that is, the moment he got out of the tent, he stopped suddenly, because he had to stop, a large group of people wearing Cassel The students in the college uniform surrounded him with a loud roar. The faces of the visitors were full of menacing and righteous indignation. Everyone's face was full of anger, and they all had a knife in their hands!
Hell, as for?Shouldn't I just sleep a little bit?As for such a large group of people who came to Xingshi to inquire about their crimes?
Shocked, Lu Mingfei had a ghost in his heart and was about to run away, but before he had time to retreat to the tent, a few long guns and short cannons had already approached him, and even the camera's spotlight was flashing!

The white light and the residual black circle almost blinded Lu Mingfei. That's right, he seemed to recognize the first few people in this group, the paparazzi of the news department, they were squatting outside the tent early, and he would immediately The crowd rushed over like wolves and tigers!
Before he had time to see what was going on, he covered his eyes, and the chaotic and noisy voices of a large group of people surrounded him, rushing straight into his ears:

"Junior Brother Lu Mingfei! Junior Brother Lu Mingfei! I heard that you and the president of the Lion Heart Club were secretly imprisoned by the investigation team from the school board. Is this true?" The paparazzi pressed on every step of the way, almost stabbing the radio equipment into Lu Mingfei's throat, and the spotlight of the camera flashed one after another.

"I can't take it anymore. That group of investigation teams is so deceptive. They actually accused you, the president, and brother Lin Nian of being of dangerous blood! A hearing is going to be held to sanction you! This is slander! Slander! We need a demonstration to protest !" An African-American boy wearing a Lionheart armband flushed with anger, which could make an African-American so angry that she could see her blushing, and she could indeed feel the anger of being insulted.

"People from the investigation team claimed that you released a dragon in a secret operation in Chicago, causing the mission to fail! 'The class will fail! The people in the investigation team are already shameless for slandering!" A third-year student said while pointing to the ground in pain, his eyes were full of determination and indignation!
"They all said that the president and you were unfairly abused during the investigation team's illegal imprisonment! Is this true?" A girl wearing the same spring and summer school uniform as Xia Mi asked sullenly, "How dare they do this? To the students!"

"Junior brother Lu Mingfei, senior brother, let me tell you that you don't know at all, you don't know, you don't know at all, you don't know at all, you don't know at all, you are now. Let me tell you, junior brother, you, you, you. Completely, you Do you know? Actually, let me tell you, now the investigation team is saying, but, but it can mean, those guys. But, junior brother, do you understand?" A senior who was dizzy almost sprayed his saliva on Lu Mingfei's face up.

"People from the investigation team seem to be still patrolling, claiming to control the people awaiting trial at the hearing, and they have already kicked their noses!"

"It's simply too deceiving, there is no such bloody talk! Is this how the school board treats heroes who have just returned from the battlefield?"

"We must let the investigation team give an explanation. This hearing is simply making trouble for no reason. They cannot be allowed to succeed!"

A large number of speeches with strong emotions were like the scorching hot steam that swelled when the lid of the water boiler was opened. It almost knocked Lu Mingfei out. It took me a while to figure out a few things.

First of all, the fact that the investigation team had placed them under house arrest became known, and many students in the college reacted violently and began to protest collectively.I don't know if this turbulent wave has swept across the whole school. The anger is more intense than expected, and I don't know if it is good or bad.

Secondly, the investigation team began to pave the way for the hearing, and publicized their ambiguous and dirty deeds. Although I don’t know if the slogan and content of the investigation team’s specific publicity were exaggerated, but Right now, almost everyone in the mainstream thinks this is slander and bloody spouting, and they are even preparing to march and protest. Seeing the righteous indignation of the practitioners, it really reminds me of the May [-]th Movement back then.

And then, and then it's... Damn, you condemn it and condemn it, can you stop stuffing my hands!
Lu Mingfei looked at a tactical dagger handed over by someone in his hand, and threw it away in fright. What's the situation with you looking like you're going to fuck someone and kill someone?Is this really a time when students surrounded the school board and robbed the ice cellar for an armed uprising?

"Junior Brother Lu Mingfei." A third-year senior took a step forward, staring at Lu Mingfei who was a little dull and confused, and took a deep breath.

Seeing him breathing in and clenching his fists in front of him, Lu Mingfei thought it was bad, and what was worse was that the senior seemed to be of German descent.

"Now the situation is urgent. Power is exploiting the foundation of democracy. They are arbitrarily and unreasonably pulling out the gold coins that symbolize human rights from our throats. Equality and freedom have been trampled on. The hearing is the straw on the hump." Junior The senior's words were sharp, logical, and full of appeal, "I think we need to unify the powerful voices of all the students who are indignant now. We need a leader with charisma, a charging horn, and a red flag waving on the scorched earth. I don’t know if you are willing to come out and lead us to win this war between the lower and the upper class!”

Lu Mingfei became paralyzed looking at the junior senior who was burning with revolutionary flames in his eyes, and everyone around fell silent, staring at Lu Mingfei closely, listening to the senior's complaint, The atmosphere started to escalate. It seemed that as long as Lu Mingfei in front of everyone nodded his head and said yes, the group of them would immediately go to the investigation team to fight for their lives!
Xia Mi poked his head out of the tent, his head grew dizzy when he saw this scene, and wanted to quietly pull Lu Mingfei back to the tent, but was blocked by a few students behind him.

Where can freshman juniors fight against seniors and seniors?Xia Mi could only humbly put his head back into the tent, leaving a helpless look at Lu Mingfei.

Tell you not to go out, it's all right now, have you been framed?

"I think this matter, how to say it, what does Lin Nian think?" Lu Mingfei decided to carry Lin Nian without deciding anything. If he really wants to make a revolution, he can at most be regarded as a tea and water delivery person. How about a person who can board a boat? It is said that they are all dragons and phoenixes, so it is almost enough for him to watch the big shots by the lake.

"What we need is your voice." The junior senior inexplicably avoided talking about Lin Nian, put his hands on Lu Mingfei's shoulders, and looked at each other affectionately.

Lu Mingfei started to sweat, his head was in a daze, because although he knew the situation roughly, it didn’t mean he could handle the situation, when he woke up and went out to stretch, someone would put something in your arms Son, I patted you on the shoulder and said, "If you die today, you will die, and if you plan to die, you will die, and the country will die!" Then I will pull you and start firing the first shot of the revolution.

This is fucking killing him.

Just when Lu Mingfei was almost forced to say "すごい (sugoi)", he suddenly heard a familiar voice from outside the crowd:
"Step aside."

The voice was not loud, but these two words seemed to have magical powers, and instantly dropped the raised atmosphere to freezing point.

This group of enthusiastic students who seemed to be unable to hear anyone's words fell into dead silence for an instant, and then took the initiative to leave a road. Lu Mingfei saw Lin Nian, who was wearing a dark green school uniform at the end of the road, with a calm complexion at a glance.

Everyone suddenly fell silent when they saw Lin Nian, and the excited atmosphere disappeared in an instant. The paparazzi of the news department who were holding up their cameras didn't dare to flash the spotlight. Frozen, he obediently stepped aside.

Lin Nian walked up to the stunned Lu Mingfei, then glanced at the dozens of students gathered around him, and said, "They're all gone."

One sentence, three words, the crowd scattered like birds and beasts, and the seniors who yelled the most loudly didn't dare to look at Lin Nian, and ran away in despair.

But this made Lu Mingfei even more confused. What happened when the rebel army saw that the leader of the rebel army didn't fight in place?
"Go in and talk." Lin Nian didn't explain anything here, but just patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder and entered the tent behind.

(End of this chapter)