Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 61

I pretended to be indifferent and said: "What's the matter, you just say it, I don't believe it, in front of your gentleman, you talk about the important parts of another man, and he will be indifferent!"

Xiao Mao suddenly said, "That's not right, didn't you cut it?" After speaking, he felt that he had gone wrong.I quickly answered: "What's wrong? How did my parents understand this at the time? Unlike today's parents, children are cut at birth!"

Xiaowan didn't hear what Xiaomao said, and said carelessly: "I really like to see, what does it look like without cutting it?" After speaking, he stared straight at me.

I gestured to cover it and said, "Hey, you are someone's wife after all, can you keep a little bit of femininity!"

Xiao Wan stretched out his left hand first, then his right hand, and then his foot.

I stopped Xiao Wan and said, "Yes, yes, you don't need to count, I guess like Xiang Piao Piao, you can circle the earth!"

Xiao Wan said proudly: "That's right, I've been chasing too many, hey, I don't know why, so I chose the worst!" After speaking, his expression darkened.

Xia Mao said: "Xiao Wan, don't think so, I think Zhang Hua is very good, he is obedient to you, and his character is also good, although you have worked hard now, but as long as the husband and wife are loving, more than anything else. powerful!"

I heard that there was something in the words, and I summed up: "Happy marriages are the same, but unhappy marriages are different!"

Xiao Wan shook his head and said, "Marrying a man, marrying a man, dressing and eating, if you think about oil, salt, firewood and rice every day, then there will still be love and romance?"

I don't agree with Xiaowan's statement: "I think a plain marriage is good, every day is romantic, how is it to live, who can make flowers every day, date every day, if that's the case, it probably won't last long, love is such a thing After a long time, it will become a family relationship, and no one can leave the other."

Xiaomao looked at me curiously and said, "You're not married, how do you know this? As far as I know, you don't seem to have a girlfriend, right?"

Xiaowan also said, "Yeah, why I haven't heard of it, you have a girlfriend? You shouldn't be crooked, right?"

I hurriedly said, "You are the only one who bends. I'm a straight man, OK? I haven't met the right one. The cabbage has all the good pigs. What can I do?"

The two beauties looked at each other and said together, "Are you looking for a fight?"

After dinner, I was assigned to wash the dishes, what series are the two of them watching?As soon as I washed a few dishes, I heard Xiao Mao shouting: "Damn, Fei, come out for me!" I wiped my hands, came out of the kitchen, and saw that the TV was playing, I just peeked at *****.I immediately said in disbelief, "Why are you asking me to? You two are too. You want me to watch this kind of unhealthy thing too!"

Fine hair flew over with a throw pillow and said, "You must have been peeking and forgot to turn it off, otherwise why would I broadcast this as soon as I turned on the TV!"

Xiao Wandao said nonchalantly, "Made in China? This is really rare, Ah Fei, where did you get it?"

I thought and replied without thinking: "It's in the box under the VCD!"

Fine Mao finally grabbed the handle and said, "It wasn't you, it was all brought back by Mao Mao, pervert!"

I blushed and said, "That's what's wrong with you. Why is your thinking so feudal? There should be some fun between husband and wife."

I discovered Xiao Wan's innocent and cute side today. In fact, I think many women are boring and saucy, and their mouths are polite, but their behaviors in private are not necessarily so glorious.Women who often talk big and special are actually very conservative in their bones.Of course, I'm talking about only a few people, otherwise I can offend many female readers, and I can't bear it.

I saw that Xiaomao didn't say anything, and followed suit. I hurriedly walked into the kitchen and continued to wash the dishes.

After washing the dishes, it was already past 9 o'clock, so he urged Xiao Wan to go back.Xiao Wan didn't leave, he said he was staying here tonight. He called Zhang Hua just now and said he was in the **** here.I opened my mouth and asked, "What did Zhang Hua say?"

Xiao Wan said, "Zhang Hua asked me to borrow the beautiful ones."

I thought to myself, how big of a heart Zhang Hua is, and he said, "Then I'll go back, otherwise living here with you two lesbians will not affect us well!"

Xiaomao pouted and said, "Why is it bad? We didn't live together when we were in Xiangtan, so you can live here honestly. We'll go to the clothing store tomorrow morning, or else you'll be running back and forth, too. He is not small, and he has a lot of thoughts!"

Xiao Wan also continued: "That's right, I want to see what your unpeeled sausage looks like?"

I poked Xiao Wan and said, "Should I show my face?" In fact, I didn't want to leave, but I was still a little hesitant when I thought of Lao Feng's reminder.

At this moment, the phone rang, startling me, it was Mr. Huang.

I thought to myself, wouldn't he let him know about this?Could it be that I checked the post at night and found that I was not in the dormitory, I shouldn't, and Mr. Huang should not be there either!
Mr. Huang said anxiously over there, "A Fei, come to the Lingdong police station and bring 2000 yuan." Then he hung up the phone.

I was dumbfounded, and immediately turned over my wallet, how could there be so much money?I asked the two of them how much money they had on them. Xiao Wan didn't even bring a wallet. Fine hair turned around and entered the room. He took out a stack of money and asked if I had enough.

I counted 3000 yuan and said, I will pay you back tomorrow.He walked out of the door in a hurry, then turned back and said, "Otherwise, you can leave the door for me, and I'll be back when I'm done." Xiaomao and Xiaowan said ok without asking anything.

When I went to the Lingdong police station, there were a lot of people in it, and it was a mess. I went to the policeman on duty and asked if there was anyone with President Huang's name.The policeman looked at me and said, "Are you talking about redemption? Wait a minute, I'll check, too many people have been arrested tonight, don't you know if you're cracking down on pornography and crime now? You're still committing crimes against the wind."

After he finished speaking, he picked up a book and searched one by one. After looking around, he didn't see Mr. Huang's name, so he said, "Did you come to the wrong place? We are in a joint operation tonight, you can go to other police stations to see! "I clearly remember that what Mr. Huang said was from the Lingdong police station.Just say, "It can't be wrong, I'm sure!"

(End of this chapter)