Daddy Academy

Chapter 618 There is a woman in the family who has fireworks
PS: Thank you for the reward of 50000 coins. I will find time to add another chapter this week.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai~!~~~ Where are you going to chatter, you son of a bitch!"

"Little Bai! Come and help me catch the chicken."

"Xiaobai, you're done, you're running away again, you just want to play and don't want to work, right? I'll open up your ass~~~"

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"Old Bai~~~ Where did you die! Come here for me and help kill the chicken!"

"Old Bai——you coward~~~"

"Your Bai family members are all cowards, and you all disappeared without a trace."

……

In the kitchen, Malanhua closed the door, and the chicken brought back by Xiaobai from the vegetable market felt that its life was threatened, and was running around in the kitchen, jumping around for a while.

Ma Lanhua was holding a kitchen knife, several chicken feathers fell on her head, she couldn't catch this naughty chicken, she was upset.

At this time, she thought of Xiaobai's unique move: eat me with a sword.

She used to be silly when Xiaobai played this trick, but now she is very envious.

If only she knew this trick, this chicken that runs around, is as cowardly as a mouse, and refuses to die generously, can't be so rampant.

Eat me with a sword, this mischievous chicken will shed its hair by itself, fly into the pot, close its eyes, cover the pot, and just wait for it to be cooked, there is no need to embarrass her.

She is also a little afraid of killing chickens.

But this is just imagination, the reality is, she can't catch this chicken!What made her even more furious was that just now, Laobai and Xiaobai were all in the living room, and in a blink of an eye, there were no one left, and they all slipped away.

If she stretched her head to look under the window, she would see that Laobai and Xiaobai were eating ice cream in the alley downstairs, each holding one, standing under the window, looking up at the window, she could vaguely see Malan flowers The figure, and the high-handed kitchen knife.

"There is a woman in the family, it feels different, there is smoke and fire."

"Auntie has a knife in her hand, Uncle, do you want to go back?"

"You said that your aunt has a knife in her hand, do you want uncle and me to die?"

"Hohohooooo~~~"

"Is it delicious?"

Xiao Bai carefully licked it, then nodded frantically, chattering bitterly after eating it.

"Uncle, why are you being so nice to me today?"

"Hehe, don't repeat such words, I have always been very good to you."

"You're afraid that your aunt will tell you to kill the chicken, aren't you?"

"Damn, what do children know! How ignorant! Don't tell the truth to know? Uncle will lose face."

Shanshan went back after the two Pierhei had finished eating the ice cream.

"Old Ma, I'll catch Xiaobai and chat with you~~"

Xiaobai, who had just entered the house, was taken aback for a moment, and stopped on the spot, with one foot still hanging in the air. Uncle betrayed her! !Obviously it was her uncle who asked her to eat ice cream!

"I, I don't~" Xiaobai weakly quibbled, thinking whether to run away.

At this time, the closed kitchen door opened, a burst of white air gushed out first, and then the aroma of stewed chicken filled the air, and the figure of Malanhua gradually appeared: "Catch that melon baby here."

Hearing this, Xiaobai ran out as fast as he could, but he was still a step too slow, and was caught by the big fart Hei Hei Jianping.

"Uncle~~ You let me go—uncle! Bai Jianping—" Xiao Bai shouted.

Bai Jianping caught Xiaobai to Ma Lanhua, and did not forget to add fuel and vinegar: "As soon as she heard that you were going to kill a chicken, she ran out. I was worried that she would get lost, so I chased her out. This melon is disobedient and is running around in the alley. , I was almost dumped by her several times, and it took a lot of effort to find her, and I was exhausted."

"Bai Jianping~~~ You're lying!" Xiao Bai shouted.

Ma Lanhua took Xiao Bai away, and at the same time said to the smiling Bai Jianping expressionlessly, "Get lost~"

"Ok?"

Bai Jianping was stunned for a moment, he said so many good things against his will, it's fine if the old horse doesn't praise him, why is he still cursing.

"Didn't hear you clearly? Get the hell out of me~~ You're eating ice cream downstairs, thinking my mother didn't see it? You're a black ass and a black heart. I almost killed myself by killing a chicken, but you are good, upstairs Eat ice cream, lie to my old lady when you come back, and betray Xiaobai, you are not human, Bai Jianping, you scumbag, get out of the way of my old lady, you will not have dinner tonight."

Xiaobai at his feet didn't expect the plot to be reversed in this way, and he was immediately happy. Not only was he released, but his uncle with bad farts also suffered.

"Hohoho~~ Uncle, you are finished chattering, and you were found chattering by your aunt, 666~~ give you a big praise, and my aunt doesn't want you to chatter." Xiaobai turned to Ma Lanhua: "Auntie, do you want to Leaving madness with uncle? You have to think about it..."

She is not a fan, she is far worse than Liuliu.

Malanhua grabbed her braids, "You're a watermelon! Gua Wazi is not a big deal, go, beat the bang bang chicken! Who made your braids? It's like a caterpillar."

Xiaobai muttered, the furious aunt was too scary, she wisely did not argue, picked up a small wooden stick, knocked on the chicken, and muttered as she knocked: "My chicken died so badly, my aunt was so cruel, She's such a badass, what's the name of Cheng Chengshou? She's cruel and merciless, I like spicy food..."

Dunzi's mother came to help with the cooking. In the evening, a large table of dishes was almost ready. Bai Jianping and Dunzi's father went to the little red horse and called Zhang Tan and Teacher Jiang.

"Where's Xiaobai?" Ma Lanhua asked, it was time to eat, but Xiaobai didn't see him.

"I was playing here just now, Dunzi, did you see Xiaobai?" Dunzi's mother asked.

Dunzi pointed to the outside of the house and said, "I'm looking for Xi'er."

"I'll go and have a look." Zhang Tan was about to go out when Xiao Bai came back and led Xi'er who had a big red flower in her hair.

"Hiahiahia, are you going to eat? I'm leaving, bye."

Xiaobai held her little hand and said, "Xiwawa eat Mangmang together."

"I'm going to the little red horse. Liuliu said we're going to play house, and I'm going to cook for her."

"Don't go away, eat Mangmang before leaving."

"Dudu's mooncakes haven't been finished yet, I promised to finish them for her, I don't have a belly anymore..."

"Don't eat it. We ate so many moon cakes. We should eat something else. My aunt lives in a place where the mooncakes are delicious. I don't ask ordinary people to eat them."

Xi'er looked at Malanhua in the room, showed a bright smile, waved her little hand, greeted her, and said, "Little Ding Ding said he wants to go to Huahua, and I'm going to take him there."

It was to go to Little Red Horse Comic Studio, Ding Xiaohai was very interested in it.

Xiaobai: "Are you playing with that idiot? He will lie to you, and he still laughs at you. You are a little fool, you can only laugh hiahia."

"He didn't mean it."

"He just meant to laugh at you."

"Xiaobai, I'm leaving, bye."

Xi'er waved her hands to leave, but Zhang Tan threatened, "You are not allowed to leave when you come, you have to eat before leaving."

Xi'er looked at him with a smile, "You are Boss Zhang, you are a good person, I am not afraid of you."

Zhang Tan smiled and said, "Who put the big red flower on your head for you, it's so cute, you look like a flower when you smile."

Xi'er said proudly, "It's my sister."

"Is your sister cooking at home?"

Xi'er nodded, and deliberately said loudly to the people in the room: "My sister's cooking is delicious, I'm going to eat, I want to grow up, I have to eat."

Ma Lanhua looked at her and said with a smile: "This child looks happy at first glance, and he will definitely be blessed in the future. Let's go, I will go find your sister with you."

Xi'er enthusiastically brought her to the house as a guest, and ran to the kitchen shouting after entering the door, Xiaobai's aunt is here~
Ma Lanhua invited the Tan sisters.

The two sisters did not come empty-handed, they brought a carton of milk.

That's what Xi'er drank every morning. The family didn't have anything readily available, so he could only think about this.

I can't bring the prepared dinner, because they are all ordinary home-cooked dishes, so I don't have the nerve to serve them to guests.

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　　I know that the update during this period is not good, it’s not that I don’t spend time, it’s that I can’t write, I write until the early hours of the morning every day, and I spend a lot of time, but I can only write two chapters at most, squeezed out like toothpaste, continuous card text , the status is incorrect and needs to be adjusted.

　　
　
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