Daddy Academy

Chapter 199 Paper Flies Flying Randomly (23 Please Subscribe)

"Xiaoqiang, you must pay attention to what you eat. You must pay attention to it during the third trimester of pregnancy. You can't eat spicy food. You have to accommodate it. It's okay to eat spicy food in normal times. You can't do it now. You have to endure..."

At home, Ma Lanhua was on the phone with her son Bai Zhiqiang, telling him some common sense about raising a baby.

Not far away, Xiaobai smashed ice cubes to save the little penguin, doing two things at once, while eavesdropping on his aunt's phone call, and still interjecting.

"Eat more Bang Bang Chicken, Bang Bang Chicken has eaten Bang Bang."

Ma Lanhuaquan pretended not to hear, and continued to tell Bai Zhiqiang that after talking about the diet, it was time to talk about the marriage.

I'm three months pregnant, my stomach is still not obvious, and I'm getting married within one or two months.

"If you want to go to two places to hold two shows, you can't treat Yang Yi badly. You can discuss whether to go to Sichuan or Yang Yi's house first, and listen to her opinions. Your father and I have no opinion. If you want to do it in the city , It’s also okay, invite colleagues, friends and classmates to have a meal, do you want a flower girl? Isn’t Xiaobai ready-made? My Xiaobai is so cute, everyone likes being a flower girl, it’s festive just looking at it..."

Xiaobai heard talking about himself, and what "off-the-shelf", immediately yelled: "Don't kill me, I'm a good baby, I'm just a little naive, but I love nagging~~"

Ma Lanhua covered the phone and said to her, "Bao Li Bao Qi, what are you talking about, don't call me chattering."

Xiaobai nodded, okay, continue to concentrate on smashing ice cubes.

Ma Lanhua continued to chat with Bai Zhiqiang, the person on the other end of the phone changed, and Yang Yi took the call.

Ma Lanhua said happily: "Xiaoyi, it's not right, Yiyi, it's not right, Dayi? It's not right, it's not right, what is it called..."

Xiaobai interjected again: "Auntie, you can call me fat girl. Fat girl, do you know me? I'm Xiaobai, I'm 4 years old, I'll be 5 soon, I can be your flower girl , do you want me?"

Ma Lanhua left this place of right and wrong, went into the kitchen, and closed the door to prevent Xiaobai from hearing it.

After chatting for a while, Ma Lanhua hung up the phone and came out to reprimand Xiaobai: "You son of a bitch, I'm making a phone call, what are you doing wrong? Is it you or me? "

Sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Xiaobai held a hammer in his hand, looked up and said, "Let's do it together."

"If you have something to tell me, I can give you the phone, but if you don't tell me, blame me?"

"I've never seen a fat female friend with a hot face, I'm a little shy."

"Are you shy?"

"I'm a girl doll."

"You know you're a girl doll?"

"I've known chattering for a long time. On behalf of Girl Doll, I had several fights with Luo Zikang."

"Why are you fighting? I told you that you are not allowed to fight, and you fight again?"

"Hohohoho, this is my forte. Aunt, don't worry. I'll run and chatter if I hit you. Luo Zikang won't be able to catch me."

"Sooner or later you're going to get the shit out of you."

"Don't scare your little friend, what if I cry all the time."

"The whole ball."

"Auntie, do you want me to be a flower girl for the mother-in-law?"

"If you want, count yourself in."

"Wow, is the flower girl a bang? Tell me about it."

"Little flower-spreading friend."

"Scattering flowers?"

"Sprinkle it to the sky."

She went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and when she came out, she was almost blown up. She saw that the ground was covered with confetti, and Xiao Bai was throwing melons into the sky. Seeing that she was found, she said happily: "Auntie, look, I'm here Scatter flowers."

"You throw a hammer! Did you eat too much chicken feet, tore up the paper, and threw so much paper Fei Feier flew around~" (PS: Fei Feier=paper)

Xiaobai smiled and scattered a handful of papers again, and said loudly: "Biaoguo, I wish you and your mother-in-law to give birth to a fat baby soon~~~Wow~~ Paper flies around~~~It's so beautiful~ "

"Bai! Tsubaki! Flower! Crawl over here for me! I want to teach your ass to bloom!"

"Run~~"

Xiaobai ran away quickly, but this kid was a little silly, she ran into the room, climbed onto her little bed, and was then caught by Ma Lanhua in the corner and spanked her.

"Slap the little friend for the paw!" Xiao Bai hugged the little panda, covered his butt, and shouted angrily.

"Let's piss you off."

"I'm not skinny at all, I just like singing~"

"You like to sing, so why do you throw paper Feifeier?"

"That's not Zhi Fei Fei'er, that's Hua Hua'er."

Ma Lanhua didn't bother to say more to this stupid baby: "Don't chatter, lie down, sleep!"

"Why am I going to sleep?"

"Because I let you sleep, you must sleep."

"I want to count the stars."

"Then you count."

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight brain tigers..."

"The paws are still singing and chattering?"

"Hey, that's my forte."

Ma Lanhua didn't talk to her anymore, this Guawazi was in high spirits now, so he couldn't chat with her, it would only make her want to sleep even more.

Leave her alone and she will cool down slowly.

but……

She suddenly heard Xiao Bai singing in a low voice: "My father is my mother's cousin, they sneaked around before they were together, accidentally got me, got me~~~~"

Ma Lanhua turned back immediately, rolled up her sleeves, pressed Xiao Bai on the bed, and spanked her ass.

"Where do you live, where do you live? Don't kill me, why does my aunt live? If we have something to say, talk about it, don't fight."

Xiaobai was thrashing and thrashing on the bed, struggling violently.

But it didn't work, piapiapia got spanked again.

After being let off for a while, Xiaobai lay on the bed and said loudly miserably: "I'm a doll, I just like to sing, why don't you let me sing, and beat me."

Ma Lanhua proudly said: "You can sing, but you can't sing this song, listen to it once and play once."

"Hey, I'm going to tell Boss Zhang that I'm instigating you to beat me up."

The next day she really went to complain to Boss Zhang, and asked by the way: "Boss Zhang, do you want to get married with your fat female friend? I can be a flower girl. I'm good at spreading flowers. This is my strong point. "

"Then let's talk about it first. If I get married, I will book you at that time. By the way, you haven't said why your aunt beat you?"

Xiao Bai was about to sing the beating song when someone knocked on the door.

"Xiaobai go and open the door."

She ran over and tiptoed to open the door.

"Hiahiahia~~~Xiaobai, my sister, I come to see you~~"

It's Xi'er with her hips on her hips and laughing.

Just her, no one else.

"Is your claw coming?" Xiaobai asked.

Tan Xier said solemnly: "Xiaobai, I like you so much, can I come in and see Boss Zhang?"

If you like her, you have to see Boss Zhang, whether you like her or Boss Zhang.

Zhang Tan asked in the living room: "Xiao Bai, who is here?"

Xiaobai lowered his head and looked at Xi'er, pouted, nodded heavily and said, "Come in."

"Hee~~" Xi'er's little face immediately bloomed, as if someone had praised her, "Thank you Xiaobai."

Xiaobai opened the door a little, and this little guy swaggered in and was caught.

"You're going to take off your little shoes and wear these."

Xiao Bai found a pair of the smallest slippers from the shoe rack and put them by her feet.

"Oh, change the shoes, I know, I do it all the time at home, I don't need my sister to help me, I can do it myself."

She muttered and changed her little shoes.

Xiaobai helped her put the small shoes she had replaced on the shoe rack, and when she looked back, Xi'er was standing in front of Boss Zhang looking at her, and she was really looking at Boss Zhang.

Zhang Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took the initiative to speak: "Xi'er, do you eat bear biscuits? Xiaobai's."

"They look delicious."

"It looks delicious, but it tastes even better. Try it."

"Xiaobai, can I try your bear biscuit?"

Xiaobai said yes, she just squeezed one, baji baji, and asked happily: "Boss Zhang, what are you talking about? Tell me, too. My little friends don't talk to me, I'm so sad."

This little guy hasn't been here for a long time, but he has gained a reputation for being a "little chatterbox" and "straight-talking". Even Liuliu despises her.

"Isn't Cheng Cheng talking to you?" Zhang Tan asked.Cheng Cheng and her get along best.

Xi'er said, "Cheng Cheng is asleep, she is so lazy."

Look, that's probably why Cheng Cheng would rather sleep.

(End of this chapter)