Holy Bone

Chapter 770

While waiting, Jin An saw that Wang Zhiping and Liu Changgui's faces were pale with fright, and their lips were bumping and trembling all the time. He felt that with the state of the two of them, they were the most attractive to women, and accidents would easily happen later, so he took the initiative to chat with them , Relieve the psychological pressure and inner fear of the two.

Someone chatted with them, and the mental state of the two of them really improved.

The two of them were not the kind of people who didn't know good from bad. They cast grateful glances at Jin An and said thank you in trembling voices.

"When you are away from home, you should help each other. You helped us just now, and now we help you." Jin An winked at the two with a pun.

Although their brains were muddy and their thinking was slow due to fear, the two of them could still hear that Jin An was referring to the fact that they hadn't disclosed their identities just now.

Just as they were muttering, a few young Taoist priests on the side uttered a few stern reprimands, telling them to keep quiet and prohibit noisy chatting.

There was an ugly little Taoist priest who went to pick out the dead from the pile of corpses. He took a note with the date of birth on it, and quickly picked out a dead body. He called two juniors to carry the body.

"Wang Zhiping, have you chosen which coffin?" Two young Taoist priests carried the corpse to the coffin.

what?
This……

Wang Zhiping and Liu Changgui were so preoccupied and scared just now that they completely forgot about choosing the coffin.

Seeing Wang Zhiping hesitating, the two little Taoist priests picked a coffin and put it in the corpse without waiting for him to choose, and then let Wang Zhiping lie down and hold the corpse.

Wang Zhiping opened his mouth to speak, but immediately drew impatient stares: "What's the point, just lie in it if you tell you to lie in it, and you expect us to clean the coffin for you, make a mattress, and eat delicious food, please lie in it? "

Looking at the dead man in the coffin, Wang Zhiping was so frightened that he wanted to cry, he suddenly regretted coming to Jiutou Mountain.Anyway, it's death. Instead of being scared to death or being bitten to death by a fraudulent corpse, it's better to cherish the remaining time, eat and drink at home, and finally die in the gentle hometown of rouge pink.

Jin An and the old Taoist were also curious about what kind of person could fit Wang Zhiping's horoscope, and they stepped forward curiously. The corpse was so decayed that they could tell it was a female corpse, and the face was so swollen and swollen that no facial features could be seen.

The two couldn't help looking at Wang Zhiping with sympathy.

This is also difficult for the other party.

The key is to hold on.

At this time, the second corpse was also picked out, and the two of them carried the corpse over and randomly put it into a coffin.

"Who is Liu Changgui?"

"Lie down too, hurry up, don't dawdle, don't waste the time of our brothers and sisters."

"I, I am... Liu Changgui..." Liu Changgui raised his hand, and came to the coffin timidly. He just looked down and yelled mother in fright, and then fell straight on the back of his head.

The back of a person's head is the most vulnerable, if it wasn't for Jin An's eyesight and quick feet, and he used his toes to pad it, maybe poor brother Liu would have burped his fart on the back of his head.

"Is the person dead? If he is not dead, just throw it into the coffin. Since you like to be brave so much, then you can carry the person in." The little Taoist priests who carried the corpse pointed at Jin An, then turned to face the face Ugly little Taoist priest, ready to carry the third corpse.

The old Taoist bent down and put his finger in front of Liu Changgui's nose. Fortunately, he was still alive and breathing.

He was curious about what kind of dead person could make Liu Changgui faint from fright. He stood up and walked to the coffin, only to hear him whisper, "My mother, it's really shabby."

The old Taoist sympathized with Liu Changgui who fell to the ground and fainted, turned his back and took out two secret detoxification pills, put one into Liu Changgui's mouth, and quietly handed the other to Wang Zhiping, telling him not to swallow the detoxification pills. After taking it, it can detoxify the corpse later and prevent evil spirits from entering the body.

Jin An picked up Liu Changgui's body, walked to the coffin and looked down, the dead inside the coffin were indeed quite miserable.This is also a female corpse, and I don't know what kind of ordeal it has suffered in front of it. The neck is turned 180 degrees, and the face is facing the back.Moreover, the flesh and blood on the face were gnawed bare by giant man-eating rats, exposing several creepy holes.

"Brother Liu, just take it as if you fell asleep and were crushed by ghosts in your dream. After waking up from the dream, everything will be over." Jin An put him down sympathetically, strictly remembering the advice of those little Taoist priests, and let the coffin The two hug together.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun! Today's trip is really difficult for Liu benefactor!" The old Taoist also had a sympathetic expression.

At this time, the third corpse was also selected. Before the corpse arrived, the stench hit first.

When the corpse was carefully carried in front of several people, it was finally seen clearly that it was actually a horrible giant female corpse whose body was green and blue!The stomach is swollen as if pregnant in October, and I don't know if it is the accumulation of water in the abdomen caused by the decay of the corpse?Or is it the corpse of the mother and child, one corpse and two lives?The view of giants has expanded to such an extent that I am really worried that the slightest touch will cause the danger of corpse explosion at any time. No wonder those little Taoist priests were carefully carried along the way!
"If it's really a corpse of a son and a mother, I will be happy to be a father..."

Just as the old Taoist finished muttering, those young Taoist priests pointed at the old Taoist: "Lie down in this coffin with her."

"!"

"Ugh?"

The old Taoist was dumbfounded, this is really the crow's mother opening the door for the crow, and the crow's mouth is right at home!
Both Jin An and Wang Zhiping looked at the old Taoist sympathetically.

Sure enough, there is no sense of superiority without comparison.

Wang Zhiping suddenly felt that he was very good and happy, and it turned out that he was the most normal one.

One of the little Taoist priests said coldly: "Why are you still standing still, and you want us to invite you in politely?"

"Little fellow Taoist, are you sure you made the right choice?" The old Taoist still wanted to resist.

As a result, an even more impatient reply came: "You wrote the horoscope yourself, and everything is based on the horoscope you gave. We can't be wrong. Unless you wrote the horoscope yourself wrong."

The old Taoist: "Old Daoist, I don't mean that. What I mean is whether the horoscopes of the birthdays of these dead people are wrong?"

The little Taoist's eyes turned cold: "Are you doubting our master's ability? Heavenly Stems, Earthly Branches, Zhou Yi's numerology, even if it is a dead person, my master can calculate a person's birth date based on the good and bad life experiences in his face and palm."

"It's impossible for our master to make mistakes, and it's impossible for our brothers and sisters to make mistakes. If there are really mistakes, it's because you deliberately gave us fake birth dates."

The old Taoist priest who wanted to say a few words was stunned by the reply. He would definitely not admit that he deliberately gave a false date of birth.

In the end, he still did not give up and said: "Old Daoist, I also know some fortune-telling techniques, how about a few fellow daoists tell me the horoscope of the deceased's birthday, and I will check it again?"

"Why are there so many things! I think you are here to make trouble on purpose!" The expressions of several young Taoist priests changed, and they stared at the old Taoist priest vigilantly.

"..."

"Okay, the mother-child corpse is the mother-child corpse... Anyway, it's not the first time I have dealt with the mother-child corpse."

The old Taoist was forced to accept the reality.

Little Taoist: "What are you mumbling about in the last sentence?"

The old Taoist shook his head: "Nothing."

Then she looked worriedly at the corpse of the Giant Guan female who was about to be blown up at any time, and kept moaning and sighing, like a little bitch who had been arranged into a marriage.

(End of this chapter)