Holy Bone

Chapter 71 The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred
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With the Qingming Temple Fair approaching.

In a small Chang County, the characters of the Three Religions and Nine Classes from all walks of life were filled.

According to the words of the shopkeeper who could hardly close his mouth with laughter——

"This year's Qingming Temple Fair has not yet started, and business has been better than in previous years."

The knife sharpeners who sell bamboo strips, those who carry the burden and sell ravioli, those who carry grindstone stools on their shoulders and walk the streets and alleys to sharpen knives for others...

Jin An leaned against the railing and watched the crowd outside the shop.

At this time, the store was also noisy and noisy.

Sitting here are members and outsiders, scholars, female relatives from big households, grassy rivers and lakes, young heroes, rich sons and brothers with jade belts around their waists, young ladies with thin skin and tender meat who only drink Hundred Flowers Sweet Wine...

Everyone eats their head dizzy.

Xia fog transpiration.

At the table next to Jin An and Young Master Yiyun, there happened to be two young warriors.

"Brother Zixuan, we don't know each other since we didn't fight. I didn't expect that you and I would reveal the reward notice at the same time and go into the mountains to kill the man-eating worms."

"Brother Yi Xin is polite, acts of kindness and righteousness, and rejoices in enmity and hatred. This is what is called Jianghu."

"Hahaha, what Brother Zixuan said is very true, Jianghu should be happy with grievances. Today, Brother Zixuan and I see each other as old friends. It's better for us to marry Jinlan today and become brothers with different surnames."

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"What happened to Young Master Jin'an?"

"Why do you keep looking at the people at that table?"

Seeing that Jin An seemed to be interested in the pair of Jianghu young heroes at the next table, Young Master Yiyun showed curiosity and doubts, and asked inexplicably.

Jin An heard the words and turned around.

He took a sip of the warm wine in the glass, but immediately frowned and stopped drinking.

This Baihua wine is too sweet.

The alcohol level is almost impossible to drink, and the taste buds of the tongue are all suppressed by the sweetness.

this wine.

Not suitable for men to drink.

If you are a man, you should throw your head, shed blood, and cry.

Jin An put down the wine glass in his hand and said with a smile: "The rivers and lakes are dangerous, and the people's hearts are sinister. From ancient times to the present, there have been very few women who roamed the rivers and lakes alone."

"And if women want to go to the world, they usually choose to disguise themselves as tomboys. They think that no one will recognize them."

"But they don't know that the male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurry, and the physical characteristics of men and women should not be too obvious, so the gender is almost written on the top of the head."

Speaking of this, Jin An couldn't help but complain.

The physical characteristics of men and women are so obvious.

Why in ancient costume TV dramas, the heroine can always easily deceive the honest male protagonist by disguising as a man?

You can't even recognize that your brother-in-law is actually gifted?

later.

Jin An finally figured out why?

The male protagonists in costume dramas must be born with astigmatism!
From two meters away, it is impossible to distinguish between men and women, from five meters away, it is impossible to distinguish between human and animal, and from ten meters away, everything is cavalry.

"Young Master Yiyun, look at the 'man' called Brother Zixuan at the next table, she has no Adam's apple in her throat, and her body is obviously thinner than a man's, but the clothes on her chest are bulging. Bu, this is called stealing the bell."

"Actually, girls, it's not good to wrap your breasts, it's easy to distort, and it's too harmful to the body."

"For example, the more you wrap your breasts, the smaller you get."

Jin An thought for a while, and finally came up with this sentence, a friendly reminder.

Young Master Yiyun: "?"

Young Master Yiyun: "!"

Chiber: "..."

Qibo didn't seem to hear anything. He looked at his nose and his heart, and devoted himself to eating mutton.

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The old Taoist priest, who had been sweating profusely eating mutton, finally raised his greasy face, which was covered in oil, after hearing Jin An's words, and glanced at the adjacent table.He didn't forget to suck in a piece of mutton that had been boiled, and chewed it.

"what!"

"It's really been said by you little brother, it really is such an exaggerated pectoral muscle."

"And there really is no Adam's apple."

Jin An is happy: "Let me guess the next plot."

"In the next episode, there should be two people who are very bloody fighting with swords. One day, the two of them were traveling all night, but in the rainy night, the two of them got wet together."

"Then, the two of them finally found a small ruined temple to shelter from the rain."

The old Taoist boiled mutton hot pot with white smoke on his head, his face flushed with red light, and he shouted excitedly: "Old Taoist, I know, a lonely man and a widow, who spend the night in deserted temples, in order to prevent catching a cold, the two must take off their clothes, Light a bonfire and dry the body and intimate clothing as soon as possible. The male protagonist saw that the female protagonist was hiding behind the clay statue in the ruined temple, and he did not come out for a fire. Because he was worried that the female protagonist might be in danger, he came to the clay statue and ended up I happened to see the other party undressing, and my brother with a different surname is actually a daughter!"

Jin An glanced at the old Taoist priest. He doubted that the old Taoist could not survive before. When he was out of business, did he also write a part-time script for villains?

"Of course not." Jin An shook his head.

"You have to know that the female protagonist is wearing a breast wrap, and it will be difficult to untie the breast wrap for a while. She can't tie a bow on her chest, right? After putting on clothes, it will destroy her slender body, girl. They are all beautiful."

"And don't forget, if people who practice martial arts have deep inner strength, they can also use inner strength to ward off cold."

"Because the heroine felt that it was too troublesome to untie the breast wrap, she gritted her teeth and resisted the wet and sticky feeling all over her body, and sat face to face with the hero in front of the bonfire to dry her clothes."

"At this time, the male protagonist will take off his shirt, revealing the tendon muscles of the martial arts practitioners, such as the triangular back and the eight abdominal muscles. Because there are differences between men and women, the female protagonist has never seen a man's body since she was a child. At this moment, her heart is like a deer. The collision left an unforgettable image in my heart."

The old Taoist tutted his tongue in admiration: "And then, by accident, the heroine fell in love with her brother-in-law?"

However, Jin An still shook his head: "That night, nothing happened."

"But after that night, the male protagonist has left an unforgettable memory in each other's heart."

"Next, the two continued to roam the rivers and lakes. On this day, the two killed a group of bullies, but the heroine was injured, so they never knew that their brothers with different surnames were the male protagonists who were female, and they were anxious to carry their own." Brothers with different surnames', I rushed back to the nearest town on foot to seek medical treatment. As a result, I drove all night and got lost several times on the way, and finally found the town during the day."

"The heroine was moved, and the gap between men and women in her heart gradually diminished. She felt that the other party was of good character, noble in morals, thoughtful and attentive, and she was not chaotic, but she never realized that she was a daughter, an honest and upright gentleman."

The old Taoist shouted again excitedly: "I must have guessed the old Tao this time!"

"And then it's time for love!"

(End of this chapter)