Holy Bone

Chapter 438 Sadik, Sahav: Shi Niang translates as Apa

This laughing corpse village is huge.

But there are not many places where people can live.

After all, thirteen people can't live in too much space.

The places used to live in the past are now basically vacant and full of dust. Even if the rooms are cleaned up overnight, due to the lack of supplies, only two rooms are cleaned up.

front hall.

After explaining the situation, the tall and thin old man and the fat old man continued, "The two rooms we cleared out are both Datong bunks. Although there are not many rooms, fortunately they can sleep everyone."

"A few guests don't mind a squeeze?"

"If several guests have familiar friends, you can also bring it up now, and we can arrange to sleep in a Chase bunk."

Hearing this, Jin An and Young Master Yiyun glanced at each other subconsciously.

The two definitely glanced at the acquaintances around them subconsciously.

Didn't think much of anything.

In the end, before they spoke, the tall thin old man and the fat old man nodded on their own initiative: "Understood, Mr. Yiyun wants to share a room with Daoist Jin'an to sleep."

Young Master Yiyun: "?"

Jin An: "?"

However, both of them are straightforward and have no entanglements. They both nodded and agreed.

It is better to squeeze with acquaintances than to squeeze with strangers.

It's just a crowded bunk, not a bed covered with the same quilt.

So it's not too complicated.

But some people don't think so!

Qibo, who had been lying on his stomach and pretending to be drunk, woke up drunk at the right time: "Is the young master going to rest? This old slave sent the young master back to his room to rest."

"Young master, don't worry, I just fell asleep and I'm half awake from the wine. Tonight, I will watch the night for you to protect your safety."

The tall thin old man and the fat old man didn't understand the real meaning of Qibo's words. They thought that Qibo was afraid that the Xiaoshizhuang would be uneasy and misunderstood the Xiaoshizhuang, so they hurriedly explained: "You don't have to worry, Mr. Although the name of our Laughing Corpse Village sounds scary, and there are many corpses parked here, the corpses here are all our ancestors, and it has been peaceful for so many years, and our ancestors have always protected the safety of the Laughing Corpse Village."

Next, everyone walked out of the front hall and began to walk towards the room. Before leaving, everyone volunteered to help clean up the wreckage on the table, and then walked out of the front hall.

"Hic." People from the Western Regions, Ai Mamat and Aheqi, supported their swollen stomachs in pain, hiccupped and walked out of the house, not forgetting to grab the dying human-faced bird covered in blood.

But when they left the front hall, there was a small episode, when Jin An went to fetch a sheep and three camels, Mr. Yiyun and Qi Bo were startled.

"Daoist Jin'an is really different from ordinary people. Others go into the desert with camels, but Taoist Jin'an went the other way and led the sheep into the desert."

Mr. Yiyun speaks in a gentle and refined manner, without the sour scholar's elegance, but with a heroic spirit with clear eyes.

Before Jin An could answer, the tall and thin old man, the fat old man, Master Yan and his party, as well as the people from the Western Regions, all looked shocked: "This cow that looks like a sheep is a sheep?"

Everyone subconsciously took a look at the human-faced bird caught in Aheqi's hand, who was driven crazy by the tongue twister and became dying. This is indeed the style of Daoist Jin'an!
Only a person with an abnormal mind would bring such a sheep that looks like a cow into the depths of the desert!
Ever since I met Daoist Jin'an, the other party has never done a single thing!
Seeing everyone looking at Jin An in shock, Mr. Yiyun laughed so hard that his stomach ached.

Jin An speechlessly glanced at Mr. Yiyun, who was smiling again like a two-hundred-jin fool. He was thick-skinned, and he was able to keep his face unchanged when faced with dozens of people who were shocked and watched: "Mr. Yiyun didn't say Wrong, it is indeed a sheep."

Scenes like this.

He didn't know how many times he had experienced it.

So it has long been tempered that Wanshan collapses in front of him without changing his face.

"Hey, Daoist Jin'an, why did your voice change..." Aheqi's group of people from the Western Regions looked at Jin'an again in shock, then at Jin'an, then at the dying human-faced bird in his hand, then at Look at Jin'an.

It turns out that Taoist Jin'an, you are the lunatic who taught the tongue twister to the plague bird!
Uh.

"Cough, my voice was hoarse just now, but now it's my original voice. My voice has been mature since I was a child, and I seem very mature and stable. How can I, Jin An, be that kind of flamboyant person?" Jin An pretended to have a deep and steady voice again. .

Ai Mamat, Aheqi and the others looked at the thick-skinned Jin'an who opened his eyes and told nonsense speechlessly. This Han Taoist priest's face was thicker than the city wall of Yangguan in Kangding.

Ever since I met Jin An, Jin An has always been the one who choked her, and she was the one who suffered from her. Every time she gritted her teeth in anger, it was rare to get revenge today. Seeing Jin An embarrassing, how could Mr. Yiyun let him go? After such a rare opportunity, she said with a teasing smile: "Jin'an! Daoist! We are still very curious, what tongue twister did you teach the people of Guchi to drive this tongue-twister crazy?"

Jin An: "..."

Seeing the cunning in his eyes, who kept throwing stones at him and smiling complacently, Mr. Yiyun, Jin An seemed to be looking at a big fool of three hundred catties:
"Really want to know?"

Everyone present nodded.

They all want to see what this magic tongue twister is.

The two old men, including Pasha and Xikelti, also looked at Jin'an expectantly.

Jin An was forced to ask questions, so he asked for paper and a pen: "This tongue twister is a bit difficult to remember and there are many false characters, I am afraid that people will not remember it when I read it, so I would like to ask the two old gentlemen to bring me a pen and paper to write it out. "

Everyone did not suspect him, and immediately found camel skins and charcoal pencils: "Master Jin'an is about to leave, this desert is barren, there are no precious paper and pens, only camel skins and charcoal pencils."

Soon Jin An finished writing silently, and then handed the camel skin to Young Master Yiyun beside him.

""Walking Spring"?"

"Dark plum smells the flowers quietly, lying on the branches hurts the bottom, smells lying like water in the distance, easy to reach spring green."

"The shore is like green, the shore is like green, the shore is like black green."

Mr. Yiyun, who had finished reading, glanced suspiciously at Jin An: "Why do I remember the words black gray fat in the tongue twister that drove the human-faced bird crazy, why are there no words black and gray fat in this tongue twister? "

"Is it really this tongue twister?"

Mr. Yiyun always felt that something was wrong, but when she read it again, she finally came to her senses: "Hehe!"

Mr. Yiyun sneered, threw away the camel skin roll in his hand, hehe sneered at Jin An, without saying anything, just looked at Jin An with a sneer.

"What do you mean?"

"Is there anything wrong with that tongue twister? Why did Mr. Yiyun, who is a Confucian scholar, change his temperament and become abnormal after reading it?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"As expected, it is a tongue twister that can drive a human-faced bird crazy. Look, even a living person has been driven crazy." Aheqi, who was holding a human-faced bird in his hand, said deeply.

At this time, Master Yan picked up the camel skin that was thrown on the ground, chewed it several times, and then his expression changed, and he threw it on the ground like a discarded bag, the expression on his face was as ugly as eating a blowfly.

Not long after, everyone finally understood what Daoist Jin'an meant by the tongue twister, and after suffering this small loss, everyone stopped talking about the tongue twister.

……

……

The scale of Xiaoshizhuang is very large.

But most places are pitch black.

On the way to the residence, I passed many dark buildings along the road.

These buildings look very dilapidated in the dark, with an ancient sense of disrepair. Many earthen walls have cracked a lot of gaps, exposing the dark space behind, and it is impossible to see what is inside.

Along the way, we passed many dilapidated and old buildings like this. In the dark night, which was so quiet that only the howling wind was left, there was a gloomy chill.

Seeming to see the doubts in everyone's hearts, the tall and thin old man took the initiative to explain: "These are morgues."

Jin An pretended not to see Young Master Yiyun who had been sneering at him all the way, and asked the tall and thin old man in surprise, "I see that there are quite a few morgues here. How many dead people are stored in the Laughing Corpse Village?"

The thin and tall old man replied without thinking: "There are a total of 610 corpses in the laughing corpse village. There are soldiers who died with the lord back then, and those who reproduced and died later. Added up one after another, there are a total of 610 corpses." Two corpses."

Although already mentally prepared.

But when they really heard the specific figures, everyone still couldn't help feeling numb, so many dead people!
Fortunately, this is a desert with a dry climate, and the corpses will dehydrate and become mummified quickly here. If so many corpses were stored in other places, the plague would have broken out long ago, and there would be no one for thousands of miles.

"Fourth Uncle, I didn't expect so many people to die here!"

"Nephew, we have entered the devil's lair this time, this time you should be smart, don't just eat and eat, and lose Taoist Jin'an!"

"Listen to my brother!"

Even the three camels who were led by Jin An couldn't help exclaiming. Of course, to outsiders, it was just the camel's humming.

"Fourth Uncle."

"Say."

"Does Priest Jin'an know Mr. Yiyun who is disguised as a man?"

"This time, you are clever, and you didn't really recognize Mr. Yiyun as a man."

"Fourth Uncle, although I have become a camel, I am not blind."

Old Sadik: "According to my experience that your aunt was going to marry your fourth uncle, Taoist Jin'an and that Mr. Yiyun have known each other for a long time, and their relationship is very unusual. I haven't seen Mr. Yiyun along the way. Has your gaze never left Daoist Jin'an!"

Little Sahafu was puzzled: "Is this really the case? Why do I think Mr. Yiyun was angered by Jin An's curse poem? No, fourth uncle, why did I hear my Apa say that you were the one who stalked my aunt? ?”

Old Sadik glared at his nephew who had a hundred thousand reasons all day: "You are the most talkative!"

"Are you married, or your fourth uncle and I married? Do you know what is the relationship between a man and a woman and the look in your eyes when you like someone! Remember, we will take more pictures of Mr. Yiyun along the way. Flattery, because of your fourth uncle, I have a strong premonition that this Mr. Yiyun will go into the desert with us to find the kingdom of the undead god, maybe he will be our future mistress! Although Daoist Jin'an did not accept us as disciples, but there is a saying among the Han Chinese that 'a teacher for one day is a father for life'!"

"Fourth Uncle..."

"Why do you talk so much, what do you want to say this time!"

Little Sahafu, who has only learned Chinese since leaving the village in the past two years, and is not very proficient in Chinese culture, said curiously: "The teacher's wife in the Han people, translated in our words, is it Master's Apa?"

Old Sahafu looked at his one-sided nephew speechlessly: "I think you are the big ass, master's Apa, that Mr. Yiyun will become the mother of Daoist Jin'an!"

Ilham on the side: "?"

"!"

If he had hands, he would have covered his eyes, and he couldn't listen anymore.

Little Sahafu had an epiphany: "I understand, the teacher's wife is what we call Apa!"

Old Sadik pondered seriously, then nodded hesitantly: "You can also say that."

In fact, the old Sadiq has only a half-knowledge of the profound Chinese culture, and has not learned it systematically. These Chinese words were learned by himself with the caravan when he was young, but he must maintain the dignity of being an elder in front of the younger generation. Dignity, so nonsense.

"that……"

Ilham wanted to correct him, but little Sahafu nodded seriously: "Young Master Yiyun will be our Apa from now on!"

As soon as little Sahafu finished speaking, Mr. Yiyun, who was walking side by side with Jin An, suddenly turned his head and glanced at the camel following him. At that moment, old Sadiq and little Sahafu They all feel that Mr. Yiyun's eyes are looking at the two of them.

"Four, fourth uncle..."

"I don't need you to remind me. This Mr. Yiyun seems to be able to understand our words, and he has already seen that we are, we are human..."

The uncle and nephew were too frightened to talk nonsense anymore.

Doesn't Jin An know the content of the chatter behind the camel?
I know for sure.

It was because he knew it that he was so embarrassed that he didn't look back.

When Mr. Yiyun turned his head to look at the camel behind him intentionally or unintentionally, Jin An already understood that Mr. Yiyun, who practiced the way of Danqing painting skin, must have seen the way in the three camels.

This Mr. Yiyun is just like how he behaved in Chang County, he is definitely not a simple character!

Just as Jin An was thinking, the Lord Yan suddenly looked at him: "Master Jin'an, the camels you brought are very active, and the laughing corpse village is full of gloomy all the way. Not only are your camels not scared , on the contrary, it can still call all the way.”

Master Yan has already seen that Jin An is not an ordinary little Taoist priest, so he has been paying attention to Jin An's every move all the way.

Jin An, who was thinking about something, was too lazy to talk to this Lord Yan who was also full of doubts for the time being, so he casually murmured in a perfunctory way.

……

call--

The cold wind blows through the deserted Xiaoshizhuang, and everyone continues to walk in the dark night of Xiaoshizhuang.

The tall thin old man and the fat old man held the torches in their hands and walked ahead to lead the way. The flames swayed wildly in the night wind, as if they would be blown out by an invisible gust of wind at any time.

"Two old gentlemen, didn't you say that there are thirteen people in the laughing corpse village? Why have you only seen three people since entering the village?" Jin An looked at the dilapidated old morgues with only doors, no windows, and closed doors. , asked thoughtfully.

The tall and thin old man turned his head and said with a smile: "Because the Xiaoshi Zhuang is very large, there are many places that need to be taken care of. Some people are helping to slaughter camels in the back kitchen, some are helping to tidy up the rooms, and some are patrolling the morgue. To avoid damage to the remains of the ancestors... Daoist Jin'an, if you stay here for a few more days, you will be able to see everyone one after another."

The old face covered with gullies, under the dim light of the torch, was a little scary when he laughed, just like facing a shriveled laughing corpse, with a dry smile, showing a mouthful of rotten teeth, with a bit of a gloomy look scary.

A sharp cold light flashed in Jin An's eyes: "I'm afraid we won't stay in Xiaoshi Zhuang for too long, and we will set off to look for Wu Er Shi tomorrow."

The tall and thin old man and the fat old man were still leading the way, with an ambiguous hum.

Looking at the two old men who were playing tricks, Jin An frowned slightly.

While talking, a group of people have arrived at the place where they live.

(End of this chapter)