Holy Bone

"Martial Arts Corpse Immortal." The statue of the Thousand-Eyed Dao Lord quietly found Jin'an.

Jin An: "Huh?"

Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue: "Have you noticed that since the death of Taoist Baihu, the widow has looked at you with more resentment?"

"It seems that this widowed lady is really relying on you, the Martial Arts Corpse Immortal, and she blames you for the death of Taoist Master Baihu."

Jin An: "..."

Although the statue of the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord quietly came to Jin'an, among the people present, no one was lower than the late stage of the Third Realm. Everyone had sharp ears and eyes, and even weak sounds could be heard clearly by mosquitoes. Therefore, Taoist Zhanmu and the others all heard the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord. The words of the idol of Eye Daojun.

Everyone turned to look carefully at the lady in black who was holding the coffin board, and nodded in agreement. Indeed, the hatred and resentment in their eyes became even heavier.

At this time, half a day had passed since the death of Dao Lord Baihu. The coffin truck they were riding in had been running on the yellow land of Qianli Tomb for half a day and was far away.

It's just that this yellow land is like the road of life. There is no end in sight, no end in sight behind, no end in sight, and no way out.

It seems like a meaningless life path, no matter before or after death, there is no way back.

The Thousand-Eyed Taoist God is like an evil god, but this underworld painting style makes him swim like a dragon with ease. This evil god continued to find Jin An quietly: "Martial Arts Corpse Immortal, do you think the Widow Queen and the White Tiger Taoist know each other?" Doesn’t it mean that once Taoist White Tiger dies, the queen will really become a widow?”

"It's a bit inappropriate to say that she is a living widow. The Widow Queen is made from a coffin board. She is an object after death and is cultivated by absorbing the yin energy of the dead. It is more appropriate to be a widow after death."

The Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue didn't care whether Jin An was listening or not, and continued to talk to himself: "But this doesn't make sense. If the pair of evil gods really knew each other, they should be peers in the realm. But the White Tiger Taoist is so weak that he is skinny and bones. , falling into the hands of the owner of the bronze coffin, she didn’t even have the strength to resist, but the widowed queen was still as strong as ever."

Master Xuan Lei also curiously joined the discussion: "Perhaps it's just the rabbit's death and the fox's sorrow. One is a coffin board and has become a spirit, and the other is willing to degenerate and hide in the animal realm, trying to deceive the way of heaven and gain immortality. In the end, he failed and fell into the animal realm forever and never returned. The headless Taoist White Tiger."

"One coffin board and one person. These two people are not from the same ethnic group at all. How can they become a couple in the underworld."

After the Thousand-Eyed Taoist God became familiar with the Taoist priests of Jinque in Yujing, he dared to speak against the righteous people and refute the righteous people face to face: "That's because Master Xuanlei, you don't know about White Snake and Xu Xian, Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, King Zhou and Daji ."

Everyone burst out laughing.

It's not that Xuan Lei was angry because he suffered a small loss at the hands of the evil god, but he found it interesting.

This evil god provided a lot of entertainment for everyone along the way. Wherever this evil god is present, fun and entertainment are indispensable.

Master Chi Yuan once again spoke out for the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue: "That's not necessarily the case. There is an old proverb among the people, 'A hundred years of cultivation will lead to the same boat crossing, and a thousand years of cultivation will lead to sleeping together'."

"Perhaps Taoist White Tiger failed to overcome the tribulation, and after his death, the coffin he was buried in absorbed the essence that continued to escape after death day and night. When it comes to me in you and you in me, we can have mutual feelings. Such people The relationship between ghosts and ghosts is beyond ordinary people's understanding, and the child who is not a fish knows the happiness of a fish."

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Everyone looked at Master Chi Yuan in unison.

How can this sentence be interpreted this way in the underworld?

The statue of the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord looked at him with amazement: "I didn't expect that Master Chi Yuan, who has been practicing in seclusion in Yujing Golden Tower, knows so much."

"Master Chi Yuan, you haven't said yet what the other third eye on the body of the Martial Arts Corpse Immortal is?"

The Thousand-Eyed Daojun statue chased and asked.

Master Chi Yuan, who was originally speaking for the Thousand-Eyed Dao Lord Statue, turned against him as soon as he could. He changed his face and scolded: "Why are you talking so much? Just watch the road."

As the saying goes, evil cannot prevail against good. The statue of the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord was shocked by the righteousness of Master Chi Yuan and muttered in a low voice: "How can Master Chi Yuan be like those unreasonable women, who can fall out faster than turning the page in a book." Previous As I said, the lowest level of people present were masters of the three realms. This muttering could not escape everyone's ears. They all couldn't help laughing. Not to mention, the more they looked at the statue of the Thousand-Eyed Dao Lord, the more pleasing it became to their eyes.

"Qianyan Taoist Lord, I heard that you still have many Taoist friends in the underworld. When things are over here, why don't you take the lead in introducing a few Taoist friends to our Yujing Golden Tower, saying that Yujing Golden Tower also lacks the interesting people like you. of like-minded people.”

Taoist Zhanmu twisted his beard and laughed, trying to attract talents: "As long as you join our Jade Capital Golden Palace, you will definitely not be treated badly. You will be provided with incense, mental skills, magical powers, elixirs, and all kinds of resources."

The Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue was startled when he heard this: "But we are evil..."

Taoist Zhanmu continued to twist his beard and smiled: "So what?"

"Those who can get together with you, Qianyan Taoist Lord, must be fellow Taoists with the same temperament. If you can become the son-seeking god loved by the people in the capital, your Taoist friends in the underworld will definitely not be able to do the same."

The Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue was moved: "You are quite a good person."

Hahaha, everyone laughed out loud, and the atmosphere was harmonious. At this moment, there was no distinction between good and evil in the secular world, only mutual trust and like-mindedness.

At this time, even Master Zunzhu, the great elder of the Dashi Kingdom, and the great leader of the Persian Kingdom all asked the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue to introduce a fellow Taoist from the underworld to be the mascot of the town.

The Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue was greatly moved: "You are all so weird."

"It's a pity that I can't go down to the underworld for the time being. The devil in the underworld is still chasing me and the martial arts corpse immortal."

Taoist Zhanmu: "Don't worry, the days are long and there will always be opportunities in the future."

The eyes of the statue of the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord were wandering around, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Then he said: "There is also a Peacock Buddha Mother in the Five Zang Taoist Temple. The martial arts corpse immortal is too loose on the Peacock Buddha Mother. I feel that the Peacock Buddha Mother is too loose. If Mother Buddha follows you in practice, it is the right path in the world."

Jin An laughed and cursed: "Master Thousand-Eyed Daoist, please go home and don't take me with you."

Taoist Zhanmu laughed and said, "Taoist Master Thousand Eyes, you are trying to push the Peacock Buddha Mother into the fire pit."

Everyone present knew that Master Chi Yuan's younger brother died at the hands of Peacock Buddha Mother. If Peacock Buddha Mother and Master Chi Yuan were under the same roof, Peacock Buddha Mother might not be able to survive even one stick of incense.

The Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue continued to have ghost ideas: "Then send it to the Mila family and serve as a mascot for the Snow Mountain."

Master Zunzhu put his hands together and said, "The Peacock Buddha used her sin-bearing body to stay in the Five Zang Taoist Temple to atone for her sins. She does not lack practice, but what she lacks is seeing through the void of all four elements and achieving perfect merits."

Master Chi Yuan spoke again: "Hmph, the Peacock Buddha Mother is so sinful that it would be too cheap to just let her die like this."

"I heard that Thousand-Eyed Taoist Master, you and Peacock Buddha Mother have always been at odds with each other? You have made great progress in cultivation now, and by keeping you with Peacock Buddha Mother, you can continue to sharpen her eating fast and chanting sutras, and wear away her arrogant temper."

The entanglement between the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue and the Peacock Buddha Mother was the first time Taoist Zhanmu and Qingfeng heard about it. After learning the details, they understood why the Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue was wanted. Pushing the Peacock Buddha Mother into the fire pit is filled with personal grudges.

The two laughed: "What Junior Nephew Chi Yuan said makes sense. With Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord setting an example, I believe that Peacock Buddha Mother will be able to change her evil ways and become good as soon as possible. This is a great merit. Thousand-eyed Taoist Lord, from now on you will Try to lead by example.”

what?

The Thousand-Eyed Dao Lord Statue was a little unable to react in time.

"Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord, who leads by example and has immeasurable merits, this is a very good thing."

"Thousand-Eyed Taoist Lord, we all the elders are optimistic about you, please don't let us down."

The elders of Yujing Jinque laughed and joked.

Thousand-Eyed Taoist Statue: "?"