Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 41

The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and the golden wind brings coolness.

From the second day they came to Luoyang, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai lived in Zhengyimen with peace of mind.

The two of them, who were already able to eat and live there just because of their thick skins, naturally became even more unscrupulous after sending a piece of "Unrivaled Magical Art" to Master Shen.

Every day, these two guys just eat, drink, and have fun. When they are interested, they go out and wander around. When they are too lazy to go out, they just stroll around the Justice Gate, looking around, asking questions... It makes Shen Youran both economically and mentally stressed. Every day.

Shen Youran originally wanted to use these two "virtuous younger brothers" to attract the attention of the outside world, so that he could do things conveniently, but he never thought that they would turn his back on the army and make him even more restrained.

Just like that, after a few days, Shen Youran really couldn't take it anymore, with these two guys around, it would be inconvenient for him to plot and trick... He might as well just move out by himself.

As a result, the majestic Master of the Justice Sect was reduced to a situation where he could not stay in his old home and had to temporarily live in a villa in the south of the city...Of course, every day during the day, he still had to deliberately cross half of the city to the Come and show up at the Gate of Justice, stay for two or three hours, do business, to cover people's eyes and ears.

And Shen Youran paid so much price, what did she get out of it?

It's nothing more than a secret book that he can't understand at all, and only Sun and Huang can decipher it; just like the flower in the mirror, the moon in the water... It seems to be close at hand, but in fact it is out of reach.

The story is divided into two parts, not to mention the Shen family master who was tragically "changed", let's talk about the two Sun and Huang.

Their strategy was very successfully implemented; the two not only turned Shen Youran's side into the main, temporarily cutting off the possibility of the other party's assassination of them, but also used the power of the Gate of Justice to make their "too high-profile" problem unsustainable. No more questions.

Now, even if someone thinks they are too sharp, they dare not do anything to them... After all, they all live in the Justice Gate and call Shen Youran brothers and sisters, so what else can you say?

The so-called "shady", that is, the more you cover up and stand up, the easier it is to be criticized by everyone, because the behavior of covering up will make people think that you still have scruples.

But if you put on the attitude of "yes, I'm clearly shady, and anyone who refuses to accept it will stand up", those people will not dare to speak out; because in that situation, no one wants to be the first bird.

Human nature is like this.

When Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai first became famous in the city, almost everyone wanted to find fault with them and try to see how much "jinliang" these two are.

But after these two people lived in the Gate of Justice and put on a posture of "we have a backer and a shady scene", most people only dared to bury their jealousy in their hearts and shut up.

These days, not only no one dared to provoke them, but many people wanted to make friends with them.

Facing these people, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai also handled it with ease; the psychological age of the two is much older than their actual age, and their minds are very mature. They are still very understanding of the world.

Especially Sun Yixie... he is very accurate in reading people.

What kind of person is a friend of wine and meat, and what kind of person is a cunning villain, he will know it after a little contact with him once or twice.

For example, the kind of guy who obviously doesn't know you very well, after a few glasses of wine, says "we are brothers all our lives" and "we are closer than relatives", you must never trust him. There are people, there are no people, and this is the kind of person he is talking about... He will "talk friendship" with you when he has something to do, and he will "reason" with you when you have something to do.

Even if Sun Yixie knows how to use this kind of trick, he doesn't bother to use it... because the people who can be deceived by this trick are only children who have not experienced much in the world or people with Lei Buji's intelligence.

By the way, speaking of Lei Buji... Ever since Sun and Huang helped him negotiate the "number of participants", he has basically become their follower, and he loves to come to them whenever he has nothing to do; Xiehe Huang Donglai doesn't mind taking him to play together, not because this kid is stupid (he just doesn't understand the world, not mentally handicapped), but because Lei Buji is very sincere, he can't lie, and he's not bad at all. In my heart, there is no harm in making friends with this kind of person.

The days passed day by day, and the young heroes and heroines who rushed to Luoyang from all over the country to participate in the Young Heroes Meeting arrived one after another; people's focus gradually shifted from Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai to other places.

Originally, the two of them could have waited in peace until the "literary test" on August [-]th. Unexpectedly... just the day before the literary test, Huang Donglai made another moth.

Since he is really a little free these days, he started to use his spare time at night to do some "chemical experiments" in the room; so what to do?Naturally, he used the "gut gall" that Tie Seng Yihuai gave him some time ago.

Huang Donglai is quite confident in his personality, and he also feels that he can handle this kind of material that he has never seen before.

Therefore, after cutting off some powdered gallbladder and doing some experiments with several reagents he had prepared, he believed that he had basically mastered the characteristics of this precious material.

Then he spent three days refining that gallbladder into a pill...

Many people think that alchemy should be the kind of project that takes seven to seven 49 days, or even ninety-nine 81 days, and it must be operated by a huge alchemy furnace, and someone must always watch the fire and control the firepower... …

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will understand that these are waste operations.

The temperature that ancient furnaces can produce is limited. Many metals with high melting points cannot be processed at all, and the temperature control cannot be very precise. If you drag the refining process to dozens of days, you can What did you burn out?

In fact, in those days, if you burned something that hadn’t been properly disposed of for dozens of hours, the result would be the same if you burned it for dozens of days, which was meaningless.

The reason why the so-called "49 days" and "81 days" are widely circulated is that many charlatans under the guise of alchemy need such a time difference when they cheat. It is convenient for these scammers to cheat food, drink, cheat money and escape during the period... If you come to the door, tell people that I can finish refining the alchemy in an hour, and you will be ruined as soon as you turn on the furnace after that hour?Then you're still lying?

To sum up, three days was enough for Huang Donglai to refine the alchemy.

Of course, he is not Hu Lian either.The Huangmen in the middle of Shu is indeed good at chemistry. As the young master of the Huangmen, he has certain attainments in this area; Explosive bombs to repel bandits, decipher several poisons in the Luzhou serial case, and various methods of poisoning when fighting against Zhujianhong... all are enough to prove that he is really capable.

The "Xie Dan Pill" he has refined right now is also based on Huangmen's technology, first by experimenting with materials to find out their characteristics, and then through meticulous and formulaic processing.

Otherwise...he wouldn't dare to eat it.

Yes, after Huang Donglai finished refining, he really took this elixir.

After all, there is only one, so it is impossible for him to find someone to do experiments first, and he feels that he has fully tested the chemical properties of the material before processing, so even if the final product fails to improve the skill after eating, he will not die.

Unexpectedly, less than half an hour after eating, he found that... he couldn't move his energy.

And this is still a trivial matter...

When it came to a bigger problem, he felt that a large amount of internal energy was slowly accumulating in his dantian, as if it was fermenting... more and more, making his stomach swell and bigger...

The strange thing is that in this situation, he didn't feel too uncomfortable. He just looked a little panicked at the growing belly, for fear that he would explode and die.

So, taking advantage of the darkness, he sneaked out of the room and knocked on the door of Sun Yixie next door.

Sun Yixie just lay down after practicing, and when he heard the knock on the door, he asked casually, "Who is it?"

"It's me..." Huang Donglai responded in a low voice from outside the door.

When Sun Yixie heard that it was Huang Donglai, he didn't think much, got up from the bed, walked to the door a few steps, and opened it.

As soon as the door opened, Huang Donglai came in by himself, sat down at the table, and said, "Brother Sun, I seem to have suffered a lot."

While closing the door, Sun Yixie looked back at him, and after reading it, he showed doubts and asked: "What is hiding in your stomach?"

Up to now, Huang Donglai had nothing to hide, so he told the story of taking the self-alchemy medicine, and lifted up his clothes to show his pig-like belly.

Sun Yixie was overjoyed halfway through hearing it, and the first sentence after listening to it was to complain: "You have made 'Huang's Xiangsheng Pill'? The curative effect is immediate, right?"

"You're laughing! I'm panicking now." Huang Donglai said loudly, "Is there anything you can do?"

"What can I do? I'm not a doctor, and you made the pill yourself. You don't know what will happen if you eat it. Ask me?" Sun Yixie spread his hands, and his words were quite reasonable.

"Then why don't you help me find a doctor?" Huang Donglai said.

His request is also reasonable, because he is in such a state, one is that it is inconvenient to walk around, and the other is that it will be a bit embarrassing to be seen by others.

"Oh... okay, okay..." Sun Yixie said, and was about to put on his coat, "Just wait, I'll just..."

Unexpectedly, he was only halfway through his words, and he could only hear...

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Huang Donglai suddenly let out a super long loud fart that is rare in the world.

Accompanied by the long fart sound, Huang Donglai's bulging stomach slowly returned to normal...

"Damn it!" Sun Yixie's reaction was still slow, when he smelled the stench, his whole room was already filled with the smell.

Let me say a word in Mr. Guo's cross talk-this is fart, it's shit if you hook it with cornstarch.

Sun Yixie rushed out of the room cursing at the street, where is Huang Donglai... After his dantian felt comfortable, he took a deep breath instinctively, he almost passed out after taking the breath, and then staggered ran out of the room.

A moment later, when the disciples of Zhengyimen heard the sound of fighting, they saw... Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai were actually wrestling together in the courtyard.

One of them cursed and said, "You fucking made a fart pill and wanted to kiss me and assassinate me, didn't you?"

The other was replying: "I told you it was an accident! I almost died in it too!"

These two usually seem to have a very good relationship. Although they often engage in "spray-style chatting", they have never made a move, so the people at the Justice Gate were also dumbfounded when they saw this scene. .

And just as the disciples of Justice Gate were hesitating, the stench from Sun Yixie's room had slowly drifted into the courtyard, and many people standing near the door could faintly smell it... Fortunately, this courtyard It's quite big, and it's still in the open air, and the smell dissipates quickly, otherwise everyone would be caught.

In the end, without waiting for anyone to persuade them, the two wrestled for a while before stopping by themselves.

Originally, the two of them didn't really fight, they didn't use their internal strength, at most they were fighting; moreover, Huang Donglai discovered at this moment that even after "letting off his anger", he still couldn't exercise his kung fu, even if he wanted to use his internal strength .

To make a long story short, after dismissing the people from Zhengyimen on the grounds of "drinking too much and quarreling", the two just left the door of Brother Sun's room wide open, and then went to Huang Donglai's room together.

After discussing for a while, the two of them decided to keep this matter a secret for now, maybe Huang Donglai's symptoms will disappear naturally tomorrow... If you still can't practice martial arts tomorrow, it's fine, anyway, tomorrow is the "literary test" and "martial arts competition" If it's the day after tomorrow, if he hasn't recovered yet, then let's talk about it; at least for now, Huang Donglai doesn't have the symptoms that seem to be death, so let's delay it for a while.

There was nothing else to do that night, at Sun Yixie's request, the two switched rooms and went to rest separately.

That's it, the next day.

On August [-]th, the opening of the Young Heroes Club and the essay part are finally coming...

(End of this chapter)