Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 329

Although Sun Yixie, Huang Donglai, and Fudozi are all mentally older than their appearance, at least they still look young and have no beards, so it is not difficult to disguise the three of them as eunuchs Big, it's basically a matter of changing clothes.

As for the eunuch's clothes, Yun Shili can easily get them, just like the people from Dongchang can get their Jinyiwei uniforms...

"I said... Brother Yun, do we have to pretend to be an eunuch? I'm a tough guy." Seeing that he was going to play the eunuch, Sun Yixie immediately said in his voice that can pretend to be a eunuch without modification.

"Then what do you want to pretend to be? A court lady?" Yun Shili didn't intend to change his plan, so he just responded with arrogance.

"Tsk..." Brother Sun frowned and curled his lips, "Can't we pretend to be the imperial guards in the palace?"

"The guards are either standing guard at a fixed place, or they are patrolling in groups, and there are set times for changing guards and going to the toilet. Each shift has its own shift leader to supervise. How do you fish in troubled waters?" Yun Shili replied. He said, "Have you ever seen groups of guards running around in the harem talking to themselves?"

"Then eunuchs will be able to run around in groups of twos and threes in the harem?" Sun Yixie objected.

"Yes." Yun Shili replied confidently, "Isn't it right for eunuchs and maids to run around? If you are really asked, you will say that the master asked you to run errands to get some things. I won't ask any more questions."

"Hey! You're not working in the palace, how do you know so clearly?" Sun Yixie asked in a raised tone.

"Hey! Can't I have a few friends who work in the palace?" Yun Shili also raised his tone and asked, "Isn't it just complaining about drinking and gossip among friends?"

Sun Yixie couldn't refute what he said.

At this moment, Brother Sun could only regret secretly in his heart: "Damn chicken, I knew I was going to break into the palace. I should have asked Master Yuan and Master Zhang before I left home. After all, they did such a thing in the imperial dining room. Over the years, I must have known a lot of the inside story of the palace... I am going to ask, and it is not like now that I can only accept everything people say."

Just like that, Sun Yixie finally changed his clothes after being unhappy.

As for Huang Donglai, he also thought it was a bit awkward to play the role of eunuch, but after hearing the conversation between Brother Sun and Yun Shili, he stopped talking.

As for Fudozi, there is no need to worry; a person of his level cannot be judged by the emotions and desires of ordinary people... Don't ask him to play the role of eunuch today, even if you really let him play the role of palace maid, he will It does not matter.

Briefly speaking, the three of them finished their disguises and looked at the map of the imperial city. Before dawn, the three of them pushed into an empty "hitchhiker" and headed to the city on the west side of the imperial city. A back alley went.

Since their outfits and badges are fine, and Sun Yixie's voice is also very confusing, they followed Yun Shili's explanation and used "walking slowly, and lost touch with the convoy that came in not long ago" as an excuse. , successfully tricked the guards, and sneaked in from this entrance.

What?What fleet you ask?
Of course it was a convoy of excrement. These "free riders" had to enter and leave the imperial city several times a day, otherwise the excrement of the 8000 people in the palace would not be processed in time.

Right now is the darkest hour before dawn, the guards are already sleepy, and they can't see the appearance of the cart pusher clearly, so it's the best time to mess around.

So, with Sun Yixie leading the way, Huang Donglai and Fudozi pushed the cart, the three of them followed a passage dedicated to transporting excrement out of the palace, and came to a certain "comfortable room" in the palace, and then they put the cart away. Throw it into a corner and walk away.

From this time on, it was changed to Fudozi to lead the way, not only because he memorized the map well, but also because he could sense where the "dragon aura" was, that is, he could roughly grasp the emperor's current position; if he didn't have this ability Well, it's really hard for them to deal with, after all, the harem is too big, and they don't know where the emperor spent the night last night, if they arrest someone to ask, it's easy to cause trouble.

After walking for a while, the three of them arrived near Fengxian Hall without being stopped for questioning along the way.

This "Fengxian" has nothing to do with Nalu Fengxian. As the name suggests, this is the family temple where the emperors of Dalong worshiped their ancestors.

Isn't the Hungry Ghost Festival coming soon?For the sacrificial ceremony that will be held here soon, Zhu Zhu also got up early today and called the national teacher to the scene to discuss the details of the sacrificial ceremony.

It should be mentioned here that during the Yongtai period, the word "National Teacher" was not the kind of honorary title conferred by imperial edicts, but a definite position.

At this time, the "National Teacher" of Daxie is a special official position that is one level higher than that of Qin Tianjian, not in terms of "rank". A person who speaks up and has a considerable right to speak.

For example, regarding the sacrifice of Zhongyuan, the emperor directly consulted with the national teacher and did not need to go to other people; The arrangement of the national teacher.

The national teacher who is working now, with the Taoist name "Yan Danzi", is an orthodox monk of the Emei Sect (the Emei Sect of Taoism, not the Emei Sect of Jianghu). He was ordered by his teacher to come down to the mountain ten years ago duty.

When he came here, he was 50 years old. In the orthodox school of Daoism like Emei, he was considered a very low-ranking and very young disciple, so this kind of drudgery similar to long-term business trips fell on him...

If there are no accidents, Yan Danzi will be able to return to the mountain gate when he is 70 years old.

Then, according to the rules discussed by the Taoist sect many years ago, the next national teacher has to send someone from another sect. After Emei, there are Qingcheng, Beihai, Penglai... Anyway, if the sects go down one by one, it will be the turn of whoever is unlucky.

Early this morning, Yan Danzi was called here by the emperor, and the two of them were chatting about offering sacrifices, when suddenly three uninvited guests broke in through the windows of the upper floors of the hall, and rushed towards Zhu Zhu, and when they approached These three people were shouting one after another, "Caomin has something important to report to the emperor!"

And these three are none other than Fudoko, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai.

Their plan can be described as simple and crude, in short, they are trying to find a way to rush in front of the emperor first, and then rely on yelling or talking, as long as they can make the other party start listening to them, the matter can proceed.

If you really want to make this "approach" process too complicated, it will increase the probability of failure, and even if they succeed in approaching the emperor without disturbing anyone, when they want to speak, they may just say a word. Triggers the deployment of "Escort".

Then it's better to go straight to the ground...

It was too late and then too fast, when the three of them rushed ten steps away from the front of the car, they saw the old manager next to the emperor, who seemed to be over seventy years old, scurrying up like a rabbit in a blink of an eye. Blocked in front of the three.

Two seconds later, the boss manager mobilized his mighty internal strength, and while shouting "Guardian", he spread his arms and blasted the "Boundless Sea" at the three visitors.

The power of this move is no small matter, in the Jianghu, at least a person of Di Bujuan's level can be able to withstand it, if a slightly weaker master-level master comes, he will be beaten and vomited blood on the spot.

Fortunately, there is Fudozi sitting here, I saw him go up to the opponent's surging palm without hesitation, just stand upright, and use his chest to shake off the attack.

Bystanders watching this scene, it seems that the boss's palm is not strong enough, and it hit Fufuzi's body like a breeze blowing on the face, painless...

But the boss himself was already stunned. At this moment, he suspected that he was dreaming. His six-year-old skill turned into a move and blasted out, and the other party reacted like this?Even if it's such a big fart, the other party must be frowning from the smell, right?Co-authoring "Boundless Sea", which he has worked hard for decades, is not as good as a fart.

"Don't do anything yet, you have something to say!" Fudoko shouted after standing still.

But in this case, what he said didn't count. In the blink of an eye, dozens of heavily armed forbidden soldiers rushed in outside the hall, surrounding them with spears and sharp knives.

"Bold traitor! Dare to startle, and catch him quickly!" The leader of the imperial army was about to bleed, because he knew that it would be dereliction of duty for these three people to bypass the guards outside and come before the emperor. Now, if he can't stop the loss in time, he will be dismissed afterwards, and his head will be lost at worst.

So he was very careful with his wording at the moment, he only said "dare to startle" instead of "dare to assassinate", so as not to make his own crime even bigger when he was held accountable.

"We have something important to report to the emperor, and there is no way to face the saint, so we made this bad plan, and I hope you all..." Fudoko was still trying to negotiate with the other party at this time.

"Stop rambling! If you have anything to say, wait until you are in prison! If you dare to resist, you will be shot!" But the leader of the forbidden army didn't let Fuzi finish his sentence at all, and he signaled his subordinates to come forward to arrest him.

At this moment, Fudoko could only secretly sigh, things really developed as Yun Shili expected, and it seemed that a conflict was inevitable.

But did not expect ...

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, Yan Tanzi, who had been standing by the side without any movement, yelled softly, "General, don't rush to do anything."

His words really stunned the imperial guards.

In the next second, Yan Danzi turned around and saluted Zhu Zhu: "Your Majesty, can I ask Pindao to have a few words with these people before I send them off?"

"Oh?" Zhu Zhu was still in shock at this time, and he was also a little confused, "Master, what is this..."

"Your Majesty, don't worry, the poor have their own calculations." The national teacher continued in a confident tone.

"Hmm..." Zhu Zhu looked at Yan Danzi for a few seconds, and after calming down a little, he nodded slightly, "Okay."

Ladies and gentlemen, if you break this paragraph and think about it carefully, Yan Danzi's crime is not small.

When the emperor was facing the threat of possible assassination, he gave an order to the imperial army in his own words, and then asked the emperor if he could do anything, and after the emperor asked questions, he did not answer directly. Instead, he said "Don't worry, I have my plan"... No matter how you look at it, it has the taste of arrogance and deceit.

However, Zhu Zhu was not angry, and even agreed.

Because...Zhu Zhu is also a sensible person.

He knew that although Yan Danzi also treated him, the emperor of Damang, with a certain degree of courtesy as a monarch and minister, they were not real "monarchs and ministers", let alone "master and servant".

Yan Danzi's allegiance has never been to the emperor, but to his own teacher. What he recognizes is the "mandate of heaven", not the "mandate of the emperor".

To make a metaphor, Yan Tanzi is like a bodyguard sent here by another unit to protect the royal family and Dazhu from some supernatural intrusions, and he can ignore other things.

Theoretically speaking, if there were really three assassins to assassinate the emperor today, as long as the assassins had nothing to do with supernatural powers, Yan Danzi could even stand by and watch.

Of course, he can also choose to save... But whether to save or not, he has to bear the "karma" caused by this choice, because it has nothing to do with his duties, it is his personal choice.

Zhu Zhu understood Yan Danzi's position, so he trusted Yan Danzi, who was not a "courier", more than any of his courtiers or even relatives - this national teacher might not save him, But he will never take the initiative to harm him, nor will he be bribed or threatened by anyone... So when the national teacher proposed to do something on his own initiative, he must be helping him.

"Dare to ask the little brother standing at the front, but is he a member of my Taoist sect?" After a breath, Yan Danzi turned around, took two steps forward, and said a word in a condescending manner.

"Since you have already seen it, why bother to ask knowingly." Fudoko replied neither humble nor overbearing.

"Huh..." Yan Danzi smiled, "You are young, you have a very aggressive tone." He was not angry, paused, and then continued, "Forget it, I saw that you have purple hair on your head." Surrounded by qi and full of righteousness, I don’t think you are a member of the devil’s way, but you are a bit reckless to break into the palace and startle the emperor rashly. Woolen cloth."

"Yes, I really have to thank you for this." Fudoko said, "But I didn't think it was rash to come here this time, because there is really a big event going to happen in this capital right now."

"Oh? What's the big deal? Just talk about it." Yan Danzi heard this, but he didn't take it seriously, and continued leisurely.

His attitude is so calm, not because of his ability, but because he thinks his ability is enough.

So his inner thoughts at the moment are: "Based on my cultivation, if there are any serious anomalies in the capital, I should have discovered them a long time ago. If I didn't, then it's nothing serious.

"Is there any danger that I have discovered in front of me but I haven't? Impossible.

"However, seeing Xiao Dao's swearing, I, a senior of the Emei sect, can't even let him say a few words, after all, we are all fellow daoists, even if they are not from the same sect, we should help each other.

"Then I'll just listen to what he has to say, and then I can find a reason to excuse these three boys based on what he said, at least avoiding the death penalty of breaking into the palace and driving in surprise."

It can be seen that Yan Danzi is not a bad person, and he is very thoughtful.

But he never expected that Fudoko followed up with a line that made his scalp tingle.

"Thirteen zodiac signs...you know it?"

(End of this chapter)