Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 323
Huang Donglai's strategy can be roughly divided into three steps.

The first step - he and Linghuxiang left the room and went to the toilet with the excuse of shitting.

Why are two people going instead of four people going together?
It's very simple, if four of you rush out at the same time and say you want to take a shit, it will look fake and fraudulent, and the other party may really not let you go.

Take a step back and say, even if you are allowed to go, and all four of you have gone, wouldn't the people guarding the four of you have to follow?
Therefore, in the current situation where the two sides have not yet broken their faces, it is the best choice to go to one or two people, so that even if the other party has doubts, they can only send a limited number of people to follow, which makes Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang has room to make trouble.

The second step - detonate the toilet, causing chaos.

Many observers must have already guessed this move. As the direct creators of "that incident", Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang, the former made the explosives, while the latter actually operated it...they worked together This is undoubtedly what he came for when he went out.

According to Brother Huang's plan, the two of them pretended to be squatting when they came to the latrine, and then each buried the explosives they carried with them in the squatting position. After setting a short explosion delay, they quickly left with the people who were following them. If nothing else happened, the toilet would explode as soon as they got out of the explosion range.

And this loud noise in the dark night is bound to attract the attention of everyone except them in an instant, and at that moment, they can use lightness kung fu to escape into the night while the other party is not distracted.

Seeing this, some people may ask, then they can blow up anywhere, why does it have to be a toilet?
There are many reasons for this, you may wish to listen to me to talk about the benefits of this toilet.

First of all, in other places, the stalker can always stand near you and watch your every move, but in the toilet... when you squat in that stinky cubicle, no matter how responsible the stalker is They can wait for you across the board, unless there is a special "specific" order, otherwise the other party can't hold up the lantern, stand on tiptoe and watch you take off your pants until you finish.

But under the current situation, Wu Juntou obviously didn't, and wouldn't be able to give such an order, so the people who followed him naturally just made sure that the people in the crouching position didn't run away, and they wouldn't do that.

Secondly, in other places, after you have been alone for a period of time, maybe others will check you when you leave to see if you have moved something or taken something, but in the toilet, no one will go to the toilet. Check these out.

Because there is nothing to walk around in the latrine, so why don't you take a few pieces of bamboo for scraping your buttocks?

As for what you "left behind"... Everyone knows this well, and there is nothing to look at.

Besides, "experts" like Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang must have hidden the explosives in a "pit" that you can't see. It can be done by digging, but who would do that?
Third, if you change to other places, if you leave in a hurry when you leave, people may become suspicious. Only in the toilet, it is normal for you to get up and leave quickly, and no one will think that Is there any sense of disobedience.

I don't need to explain this much. Many people will open the window and run away when they are done cleaning in their own homes, let alone in a public toilet?
And lastly, a very important point...

You may wish to think in reverse, besides toilets, do they have other options?
In this "government important place", the few of them are being watched again. They want to go to other places, but they don't agree.

To sum up, fried latrines are reasonable and reasonable.

Then, after the explosion, it came to the third step—fishing in troubled waters, taking advantage of the chaos.

At this point, things will be easy. They just need to repeat the operation of creating "special effects" in Wuren Temple. Considering that it is midnight, they don't even need to find an unoccupied place in advance like during the day. Prepare anywhere, any shade or roof.

According to what the four of them had agreed in advance, Qin Feng and Tyrell, who were waiting in the room, would immediately rush to the courtyard as soon as they heard the explosion, pretending to be frightened, while yelling to find Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang.

At this time, the guards outside the door must be in a state of bewilderment. Although Qin Feng and Tyrell would not be able to run away directly, they would also fall into a certain chaos due to the explosion and the clamor in the distance.

And Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang can take this opportunity to go back to the vicinity to play tricks and create opportunities for their companions to escape.

If there is no accident, when those "toilet bodyguards" came back to their senses, realized that the target was missing, ran to report to the head of Wu Jun, and then returned to this courtyard, the four of them had already slipped out of the Bing Ma Si up.

Even if they were approached afterwards, they could find a reason to say: "You soldiers and horses, there are fires and ghosts at night. If we don't leave, who will be responsible for an accident? Besides, we didn't make any mistakes. What's the matter, why can't we leave? We didn't have any conflicts with your people, but we just saw that they were in a mess and couldn't take care of themselves, so we left in silence, isn't this called 'escape'?"

Ladies and gentlemen, seeing this, do you think this strategy is okay?
Of course, that is under the premise of "if there are no accidents"...

Let's talk about Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang, when they came to the toilet, the row of three cubicles in front of them, the one in the middle, happened to be occupied by someone.

Who owns it?

Ma Xuan chanted.

This is called "no coincidence, no book". After thinking about it, there are so many people in the Nancheng Bingma Division, there must be more than one latrine, and the other latrines in the Bingma Division all start with eight squatting seats. Only this , because of the remote location, there are only three squatting seats...

Then why did Ma Xuansheng come to this place to "do business"?
Because he is usually used to sitting on his own "comfortable chair" and let his servants wait for him to pull. When he pulls, there is a plate of incense fruit next to him, and someone is wiping sweat and fanning the wind. He thinks the toilet is dirty and doesn't like to use it.

But right now it feels like it's already here, he can't find someone to get him a toilet temporarily, put incense in the whole single room, etc... If you have time to do that, why don't you just prepare to change your pants.

Therefore, Ma Xuansheng chose the next best thing: I can go to the toilet, but at least I will go to a remote place where there are no people, so as not to be surrounded by some unfamiliar rough men next to me when I am doing errands Yes, how disgusting.

As for this mentality, I believe that anyone who has used a public toilet can understand it. When you are the only one squatting in the entire toilet, it feels good. Although it is not as comfortable as at home, it is acceptable; Someone is coming, you know the movement in the toilet, the sound is very clear...then the result is that you will respond, and others will respond too.

In short, when Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang came to this toilet, Ma Xuansheng had just squatted down for less than half a minute.

It was impossible for the two of them to guess who was squatting here. When they saw the lantern in the middle squatting, their first reaction was to think that it was an ordinary soldier squatting there.

At that time, the two of them murmured in their hearts, thinking that this matter would be difficult to handle.

Originally, the two planned to squat next to each other and both "buried the bomb", because they were right next to each other, separated by a board, as long as they heard the sound of the buried bomb and exchanged softly, they would be able to confirm the timing. People pull up their pants and come out at the same time, so hurry up and leave.

But now, after squatting down, things are different.

Don't underestimate the distance of this squatting position, just because of such a long distance, it will be difficult for the two to communicate. They must raise certain movements to a more deliberate volume to achieve the effect of communication, and also It will be disturbed by the voice of the man in the middle, and if there is some misunderstanding and the timing is wrong, there will be danger.

Fortunately, Huang Donglai is also able to adjust accordingly. After seeing this, he thought for a while and said to Linghuxiang: "Hey, I know you pull slowly. I won't wait for you when I finish pulling in a while. I will do it myself." Go back, you 'follow me when you're done'."

To others, this is just a casual exchange of "friends". Most men have experienced it when they were students, so it's not surprising.

But with Huang Donglai's wink, Linghuxiang understood: Brother Huang meant that there was a change in the plan. In order to prevent problems with the timing of the cooperation, he simply stopped blowing up. Responsible for frying.

"Okay, I'll follow up as soon as I'm done, don't worry." Linghu Xiang immediately replied.

This, of course, is also possible.

Originally, the two of them bombed at the same time, just to increase the success rate, prevent accidents like "dud bombs", and also to make the explosion stronger; now it's okay for Linghuxiang to bomb it alone, anyway, it exploded Even if it succeeds.

After a while before Huang Dong came to "take a step first", he would naturally pretend to say hello to Linghu Xiang again. When Linghu Xiang heard his words, he immediately planted the bomb and left quickly.

As long as both of them were still halfway back when the explosion happened, the result was the same.

Thinking so, the two took a lantern from two "toilet bodyguards" respectively, and entered the squatting positions on both sides.

As for the eight toilet guards who followed them, none of them approached the stinking toilet at this moment, and they all stood two feet away and waited.

Obviously, these little soldiers are also normal people... They just clock in and go to work. They are really not that responsible and serious; as long as they are "alive", they can be considered to have completed the order to follow, and they really don't want to do more. .

On the other hand, Ma Xuansheng, who was squatting in the middle at this time, undoubtedly heard the conversation outside.

But because he was squatting, he couldn't see the situation outside, and he was not familiar with the voices of Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang, and the two people outside didn't call each other's name, so Ma Xuansheng didn't know that the two squatted into the room. Who are the people who are squatting on the left and right? It is only two ordinary soldiers who have come.

He never expected that these two people were Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang who shouted "We want to shit" in the courtyard not long ago...

Because Ma Xuansheng is quite familiar with the soldiers and horses in the south of the city, he knows that there is a bigger latrine near the courtyard where the four people are under house arrest. It stands to reason that even if Chief Wu Jun let them go, they would not come to him now. The one who is squatting is here.

However, as we said earlier, there is no coincidence, when Wu Juntou gave orders to these "toilet bodyguards", the direction he pointed was here.

Wu Juntou's idea is: This toilet is the second closest to the yard, but it is much smaller than the nearest one. The toilet is small, and there are fewer people coming and going. Naturally, it is easier to monitor and it is not easy to make any mistakes.

How did he know... Just when he came out to deal with this matter, Ma Xuansheng who was waiting for him in the room couldn't sit still, and also went to the smallest toilet in the whole army.

This is great, the three are squatting together.

Everyone knows that Huang Donglai has stomach problems since he was a child. He had to come here several times a day. Now he has squatted down, and he has to squat for a while to appear "real", so he pondered: " It's all here, or just make a fake show and unload some goods by the way."

When thoughts come together, his feelings follow.

A few seconds later, Ma Xuansheng heard a burst of noise coming from his right side, and at the same time, a wave of fresh and strong stench rushed into his nostrils.

What's even more outrageous is that although these latrines are not like modern public toilets, there is no space between them where you can see each other's feet (because there were no toilets or flush toilets back then, and the cesspit under the squatting seats was directly connected. There is a gap, so there is no need to leave a gap of a few centimeters above the ground), but because the dung pits under several squatting positions are connected, at this moment, the son-in-law even felt some dung flowers being splashed up, It spread to his side, giving his buttocks a bit of coolness.

Ma Xuansheng, who has been "elegant and convenient" all the year round, came to the pit today for the first time. He felt a little disgusted when he squatted there by himself. Now it is uncomfortable to be fucked by Huang Donglai like this.

But in this kind of situation, it was not easy for him to have a fit, so he had no choice but to put the lantern on the side and cover his nose with his sleeve.

Some people may ask, people have two hands, Ma Xuansheng covers his mouth and nose with one hand, can't he still hold a lantern with the other hand?

Then you have overlooked a problem. This is in ancient times. Ma Xuansheng was a Confucian scholar, and he wore clothes with wide sleeves and a hem, so when he squatted down, he had to use one hand to hold his outer robe. Those hanging fabrics on the lower edge, otherwise the clothes are easy to get dirty.

And the hand he was holding the lantern should have only put down the lantern for a short time when "wiping", and the place where the lantern was placed should be on a relatively flat high place behind the pit, but now he couldn't bear it anymore , just casually put the lantern on the narrow edge in front of him.

Everyone has seen a lantern. The head is heavy and the pole is light, but the head is round and the pole is long. If you put it down incorrectly, or if the place where you put it is uneven, it will fall easily, and when you fall down, it will roll sideways.

As soon as the son-in-law's lantern rolled, it rolled into the cesspit.

But don't think that as long as you see a little open flame in the cesspit, it will explode immediately, which is really impossible.

Of course, I do not recommend that you take a match and lighter to the public toilet for experiments. I am not responsible for any accidents.

Let's also say that Ma Xuansheng, when his lantern fell at the moment, it just went out, nothing else.

As for him, he didn't care, anyway, there was still moonlight outside, so even if the lantern was extinguished, he would be able to go out after a while.

At the same time, Huang Donglai, who was next door to him, was already ready to pull up his pants and come out.

"Hey, I'm fine, let's go first." When Huang Donglai walked out of the cubicle with the lantern, he called to Linghu Xiang.

After shouting, he walked forward, and then left surrounded by four toilet guards.

Ma Xuansheng thought to himself: "Fortunately, although the person on the right 'opens and closes', at least he comes and goes in a hurry, or... I might as well wait for the person on the left to leave before starting. I really can't pull it out here."

What?You ask the son-in-law, why hasn't he started pulling since he arrived half a minute early?

Damn, some people are like this, even if they are in a hurry, as long as they know that there are strangers around, they can’t get out, especially when they are “doing big things”, some people feel ashamed to let others hear their sloppy movements, What's more, Ma Fuma is not used to squatting in the pit, and is still getting used to it.

To make a long story short, 1 minute later, Linghuxiang planted the explosives and walked out of the squatting position with a lantern.

Before leaving, he deliberately turned his head to make sure that there were no lights on the two squatting seats next to him, so he probably wouldn't accidentally injure others, so he left quickly.

"Huh... finally left."

After Linghu Xiang had gone far away, he heaved a sigh of relief when he silently waited for Ma Xuan's voice that the two left and right were leaving. He thought that he could finally unload the goods quietly and happily by himself.

At this moment, he luckily transported his dantian, united his waist and horse, and pouted vigorously.

As the torrent that he endured repeatedly poured out like a bank, he let out an "Ah—" freely.

But in the next second, his chanting was covered by a loud noise.

And his whole body was engulfed by the explosion and filth that was close at hand...

(End of this chapter)