Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 314 This is Street Fighting
In fact, as soon as Ma Er's group stepped into the room, Sun Yixie knew that unless he stood by and watched what these people were going to do next, he would definitely not be able to finish the meal today.

Therefore, Brother Sun made a decisive decision at that time - to eat as much as he could while the gang of grandsons were still laying the groundwork for finding fault.

So, just a few minutes ago... during the period when Ma Er and the others were talking to the boss's son-in-law, driving away other customers, pretending to order food, taking the opportunity to turn their faces, and confronting the boss, Sun Yixie has been silently in the corner Gobble it up.

Seeing this, some people may say, is it necessary for a rich man like Sun Bancheng to do such a thing just for a meal in a small roadside restaurant?
This is actually explained in the previous article (Chapter 26 of the second volume). This is not a question of spending more money or less money, but a question of whether you like it or not.

If the money is well spent, Sun Yixie doesn't care even if he throws a few hundred taels of silver into the water; but if he loses money where he shouldn't spend it and is unwilling, it will be a few copper coins or a salted fish ... He also cares about it.

This mentality is not difficult to understand, we can understand it if we think about it...

For example, you spent thousands of dollars to buy a figurine, even though many people around you said, "Isn't this just a plastic toy?" Life has been tough this month...but it's still worth it when you get it.

But if...you bought an ice cream cone for three yuan on the side of the road, and before you had time to lick a bite, you were hit by a passing brat and fell to the ground, and then the brat didn't even apologize. Just run away, and you will be upset for a long time about the three dollars.

Right now, Sun Yixie's attitude towards this meal belongs to the latter situation.

Maybe this meal is not expensive, but the feeling of luck of finding delicious food in a small roadside restaurant after shopping, and the good interest of tasting delicious food leisurely, are things that cannot be easily measured by money.

To put it more artistically speaking, what Brother Sun is trying to stuff into his mouth is not food, but mood.

He was eating this mood that had changed a bit, and listening to the bullying words and deeds of Ma Er and others behind him, the fire in his heart was naturally rising.

Finally, after eating most of the food and drinking half a jug of wine, Ma Er and the others also reached the step of "having a few drinks with my brothers".

At this time, Sun Yixie put down his chopsticks and moved.

He is also a person with kung fu background, so it is easy to get close to the back of those gangsters quickly.

In the blink of an eye, Sun Yixie was already standing behind Ma Er, and he said, "Hello."

Ma Er's group was staring at the shop owner's daughter with a lewd smile at the moment, not noticing that someone was approaching behind him at all, and Ma Er was taken aback by Sun Yixie's yell.

"Huh?" When Ma Er was puzzled, he turned his head instinctively.

PIA——

Unexpectedly, as soon as his face turned halfway, Sun Yixie raised his hand and gave him a big pussy.

This slap was slapped, and that one was crispy, and I felt my face was hot when I was listening.

"Just the fuck is your name Ma Er?" Sun Yixie followed the sentence in a very provocative tone in line with the rhythm of the slap.

Now, the whole room, and some pedestrians outside the house who noticed the situation inside and stopped to watch the excitement... were all dumbfounded.

Ma Er's heart was also shocked at the time, mainly because he had been relying on his backer, and he hadn't been beaten for a long time. He almost forgot what it felt like to be slapped in the face. Today, he was suddenly slapped like this, and he was completely dazed. up.

"Hiss..." About five seconds later, as the red marks appeared on his face and the pain came, Ma Er grinned and took a breath, stood up suddenly, and turned his head to stare at Sun Yixie.

At this time, his younger brothers also came back to the memory, stood up one after another, and crowded around Ma Er.

"You..." At this moment, Ma Er's voice was trembling with anger, "Who are you! How dare you hit me!"

PIA——

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, Sun Yixie slapped him quickly with a jab-like movement.

"I'll hit you fucking, how about it? If you have the guts, you can hit me too, idiot! Hahahahaha..." Sun Yixie taunted him in a very cheap tone while beating him. He turned around and ran out of the store, and when he ran out, he laughed a lot.

"Give... chase me! Kill this son of a bitch!" Not to mention after coming to the capital, even in his hometown, Ma'er, he had never been angered like this before; at this moment, he was so angry that he was delirious , except for chasing up with the younger brothers and beating up Sun Yixie, everything else was forgotten.

In this way, under Sun Yixie's operation of "inducing monsters", the family in this restaurant escaped a catastrophe.

And Ma Er's group chased Sun Yixie to the street, shouting nonsense like "stop", and followed him off the main road and into the alley.

Presumably everyone understands that no matter how poor Sun Yixie's martial arts is and how unfamiliar he is with the terrain, it is impossible for him to be able to get rid of a group of ordinary gangsters. Now he deliberately slows down to let these people keep up with him... Intend.

Not long after, Sun Yixie found a dead-end alley, and he immediately turned into it pretending to be in a panic.

When Ma Er and the others saw that the other party had entered a dead end, they were all overjoyed, and they slowed down in the alley tacitly.

"Ha...ha...you...why don't you run away? Ha...you...you try to run again?" After blocking the way out together with his younger brothers, Ma Er finally settled down , spoke out of breath.

At this moment, Ma Er was not only furious because the other party slapped them both mouths inexplicably, but also because the other party made him chase for such a long distance and was as tired as a dog.

Ma Er's younger brothers are also similar to their boss, and all of them are angry.

Anger made them ignore one unusual thing, that is... the person they were chasing ran the same distance as them, but he didn't breathe at all, and looked very relaxed.

"Heh..." Sun Yixie also sneered as he looked at the eight gangsters who were approaching.

This kind of smile is the smile when "seeing the prey that has stepped into the trap and still thinking he is a hunter".

While smiling, he untied the burden on his shoulders, and took out a rather large wooden box from it.

This move stopped Ma Er and the others in their footsteps.

At first, Ma Er thought that the other party might be trying to copy someone, so he was on guard, but when he took a closer look, he saw that what the other party took out was a wooden box, and he muttered again in his heart: "Could it be a hidden weapon? Or...he wanted to take it?" Some money came out to do something with me?"

It turns out... neither.

What Sun Yixie took out of the wooden box was a pair of scissors, a pair of metal scissors that were larger than ordinary tailoring scissors and had a particularly long tip.

Ladies and gentlemen, you should understand that Sun Yixie did not intend to kill these people, because if he wanted to kill, he would not use scissors, but a trident; It's all just to "teach" these gangsters, of course, the "teaching" may be a bit heavy.

"Hey! What's the matter?" Although Ma Er didn't move forward at this time, his expression showed that he was not afraid; Scissors, even machetes are useless. Even if the party with a lot of people doesn’t step forward, they will pick up rocks and hit you from a distance, and you will be beaten to death. Practice?"

While Ma Er was speaking, the gangsters around him had already picked up a few stones and sticks on the ground with ease, and copied them into their hands.

And Ma Er took out a dagger with a sheath from his arms, and took advantage of the situation to pull it out and hold it with his backhand.

"You'd better think about it, put down the broken scissors wisely, kneel down and call out, "Master Ma Er, maybe I'll be merciful and let you go..." At this time, Ma Er began to use his usual The general process of the gangster negotiation technique is to first trick the other party into disarming, and then renege on his promise and go up to beat up with his accomplices to vent his anger.

But he didn't expect that just halfway through his words, Sun Yixie on the opposite side suddenly uttered a sharp and strange cry.

"what--"

This voice, how to describe it, exaggerated Bruce Lee's classic battle roar ten times, and added a bit of heart-piercing madness, it's a bit like that.

Ma Er and the others had never heard anyone make such a noise with their voices in their life, and they were startled by Sun Yixie's startled yell.

But at the moment when they were stunned, Sun Yixie jumped forward and threw a handful of lime powder in mid-air.

This handful of powder did not go to any specific person, it was mainly for the deterrent effect, after all, Ma Er and the others had eight people, and their positions were slightly distanced from each other. All eyes are not realistic.

But as soon as the lime was thrown out, the eight people would instinctively retreat... This retreat created a gap for Sun Yixie to rush into the enemy's formation.

"Oh~ah!"

Two seconds later, before the lime had cleared away, Sun Yixie jumped up and made a scissor, stabbing the shoulder of a gangster next to Ma Er.

The bastard was in pain, and immediately threw the thing in his hand, lay down on the ground, covered his wound and screamed.

His reaction... It can be regarded as a habit developed by local hooligans and gang fights...

Why do we often see the kind of situation where hundreds of hooligans fight with weapons, but only one or two people die in the end, or even no one dies?It's because the hooligans also understand that they are all out to hooligans, helping the black boss to grab the territory, what kind of life are they playing?So when an experienced old gangster is fighting with weapons, as long as he shows some color, he will immediately lie down on the ground and wait for the credit later to get the soup and medicine fee, isn't it good?

Closer to home, one bastard is lying down in front of him, and there are seven more. Sun Yixie will not stop until he puts everyone down.

"Ah! Whoa—ah! Oh~"

At this moment, I saw Brother Sun holding the big scissors, jumping up and down, screaming strangely and rushing into the middle of Ma Er and the others.

His moves, including poking and kicking, kicking and beating, walking away with one blow, and threatening to kill...even people who have already fallen to the ground will not be spared; The martial arts learned by the two masters.

This "unlimited street fighting" style of play does not have specific routines. It is not so much a martial art as a fighting philosophy, and it is very suitable for Sun Yixie who does not like to practice in a disciplined manner. A technique that people go to practice.

At this moment, Sun Yixie follows the formula of "screaming in a hurry, chasing each other with body steps, attacking in a flash, moving and fighting (the above are all real techniques created by Master Chen Hegao)", and in a blink of an eye, the Beat these bastards to pieces.

When Ma Er was beaten until only Ma Er was left standing, Sun Yixie also gave the villain some "special care". He made a fake move with scissors in the upper part, and at the same time he made a fake move in the second part. Ji teased her vaginal legs and attacked Ma Er's crotch.

This kick is not ordinary.

Since learning art on Erxian Island, besides the usual lime powder, Sun Ge has added a lot of "new things", such as the pair of shoes he is wearing at the moment, the toe of the shoe is It was specially customized, and the part separating the head from the feet... was embedded with a piece of iron.

This kick hit Ma Er's crotch, the extent of the damage, I can describe you in four words to know how serious it is-kicked in.

That's Ma Er... small, so even though he was in severe pain when he kicked down, it didn't make him faint.

But Sun Yixie's mad dog-like offensive was not over yet. He saw that Ma Er was still awake, and that was just right. At that time, he put down the scissors first, stepped forward and grabbed Ma Er's two legs, separated them, clamped them On his own ribs, and while standing on one foot, he used the other foot to slam into Maer's crotch that couldn't fit together.

The injury this time can also be described in four words - I can't get out.

When Sun Yixie finished the operation to his heart's content, Ma Er finally lay there unconscious, foaming at the mouth.

As for his accomplices, all of them were so scared right now... Some pretended to be dead, some begged for mercy, after all, no one wanted to follow in Ma Er's footsteps.

"Hmph... Do you know how powerful you are?" Sun Yixie stopped when he saw that these people had been beaten with bruises and swollen faces, and they were all injured. After he put away the scissors and picked up the burden, he prepared Leave a name.

Some people may find it strange, isn't Sun Yixie still in disguise at the moment?Then why don't he just leave?Ma Er wanted to seek revenge from him but had nowhere to look.

Sun Yixie is naturally aware of this, but...he then thought again that it would be easy for him to leave now, but in case Ma Er couldn't find him afterwards, he recalled that he was looking for trouble in that small restaurant If he was raped at the time, he would probably go back to embarrass the family and ask them who the assailant was. At that time, Ma Er would not be able to ask anything. If he persecuted the family in a helpless rage to vent his anger, wouldn't it be harming them?
Therefore, Sun Yixie, who was still wearing makeup at this time, said to the bastards under Ma in a very arrogant tone before leaving: "You guys... listen to me, today I dare you I’m not afraid of him coming to seek revenge on me, Mao Er, I don’t want to change my name, I’m the one who’s called ‘Xi Du’ Huang Donglai! If Ma Er has the guts to seek revenge, let him come!”

After finishing speaking, Sun Yixie walked out of the alley with his head held high, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

(End of this chapter)