Datang's free and easy concubine

Chapter 547 Rare Birds and Beasts

Based on Li Shimin's understanding of Wei Zheng, he naturally understood that once Wei Zheng put on this posture, he was going to piss someone off, but he didn't know who he was going to piss off.

Is it Su Cheng or Li Shimin?

Is it because Wei Zheng recognized the cheap meat and felt that it was difficult for the cheap meat to wait for the elegant hall?

So Li Shimin couldn't help but glanced at Su Cheng, gloating in his heart, and let Su Cheng try Wei Tongzi's power today!

"I dare to ask Your Majesty, my lords, is this braised pork delicious?" Wei Zheng asked.

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Nature is delicious."

Changsun Wuji and the others laughed and said nothing, they felt that Wei Zheng definitely meant something.

But Cheng Yaojin and others didn't notice it, and immediately laughed and said, "Wait, old Wei, haven't you tasted it? This braised pork is so delicious. Every dish prepared by Su Cheng today is very delicious, and we have never tasted it. Tasted delicious."

Wei Zheng sighed: "Yes, it's delicious, but I can't swallow it!"

hard to swallow?Cheng Yaojin was stunned, Yu Chigong was stunned, Cheng Chumo and many others were stunned, such delicious dishes are hard to swallow?

What delicacies do you, Wei Zheng, eat at home?

"Old Wei, what delicious food do you hide at home every day?" Cheng Yaojin asked carelessly, almost everyone had never gone to Wei Zheng's house for a drink.

Wei Zheng smiled wryly and said: "It's not because I can't swallow it because the food prepared by Ankang County Lord is not delicious enough. I have traveled all over the years and eaten almost any kind of meat, but I can't taste what kind of meat it is. Your Majesty, you adults can taste it. ?”

Many people shook their heads when they heard this, and they were all well-informed, but they didn't taste what kind of meat it was.

Wei Zheng sighed: "It can be seen how rare this meat is! It can be seen how extravagant this feast is! Today, all the adults are full of praise, and His Majesty is also full of praise. The meat of this rare animal must be chased, and I don't know why. How many families have been ruined!"

"The trend of extravagance is growing day by day, causing the people to live in poverty. Think about how I can afford it! Ankang County Lord, you have made great achievements for the country and the people, and what's more rare is that you have a sincere heart and are willing to work for the well-being of the people. I respect you very much, but now that I have changed my mind, this old man is heartbroken!"

Wei Zheng's words can be described as a big spoiler.

The atmosphere in the hall was almost stagnant. Many people secretly observed the emperor's face, but found that the emperor still had a smile on his face, and he didn't seem to be angry at Wei Zheng's words.

Li Shimin was really not angry, because he knew what kind of meat it was, it wasn't the meat of some exotic animal, it was pork that no one wanted to eat, it was cheap meat!

Therefore, Wei Zheng's words didn't make any sense at all.

So Li Shimin listened with great interest, and let Wei Zheng speak, the more ruthlessly he said the better.

Wei Zheng, you also have today!

Li Shimin felt a little happy, thinking of the feeling of being speechless by Wei Zheng in the past, he suddenly felt a kind of revenge-like pleasure.

Today's banquet is really worth it!

Let Wei Tongzi lose face once, and then give Su Cheng another beating, kill two birds with one stone, kill two birds with one stone, it's perfect!

What a refreshing day,

Su Cheng was very helpless. He wanted to tell Wei Zheng that it was pork, but Li Shimin had informed him in advance and asked him to tell everyone after the banquet was over.

He didn't expect Wei Zheng to be so misunderstood, and he would directly persuade the emperor at the banquet to persuade him.

This misunderstanding is huge!

This is very embarrassing.

But Su Cheng looked up at Li Shimin, only to find that Li Shimin was smiling and watching Wei Zheng's performance with great interest.

Su Cheng can naturally figure out the insidious intention in Li Shimin's heart, which is nothing more than to let Wei Zheng play to his heart's content, and then turn around to see Wei Zheng lose face.

Before Su Cheng could decide whether to speak or not, Cheng Yaojin had already opened his mouth and yelled in a loud voice like a broken gong: "Old Wei, you just said something too much!"

"This is the first time we eat it, and it's not every day. How come the people in the world are living in poverty? It's not too much to be extravagant once in a while! It's all Su Cheng's kindness!"

Wei Zheng said earnestly with a straight face: "Such rare birds and animals will still want to eat once, and if the reputation spreads, more people will want to eat. Create a wave!"

Su Cheng coughed dryly: "Uncle Wei, actually, you misunderstood, this is really not a rare animal!"

Isn't it a rare animal?Not only Wei Zheng was stunned, but everyone was stunned. What kind of meat is not the meat of rare birds and animals?

Don't say it's mutton, chicken, rabbit, and venison. Everyone eats these meats often and won't be unable to eat them!

Wei Zheng asked suspiciously: "Oh? Then I have to ask Ankang County Duke, what kind of meat is this?"

Su Cheng couldn't help turning his eyes to Li Shimin who was sitting at the top.

Li Shimin felt a little regretful that he hadn't watched the play yet. He got up and laughed loudly: "Those who don't know may think I am some kind of licentious and stupid king, and Su Cheng may be a flattering and treacherous minister!"

Wei Zheng bowed and said, "I have no such intention!"

Li Shimin smiled and said: "Su Cheng is right, all the dishes we ate today are not rare animals!"

"Can't taste what kind of meat it is? That's because you have no idea, I'm here to tell you that the dishes on this table are all pork!"

"You heard me right, it's pork known as cheap meat!"

Except for Su Cheng and Li Shimin, everyone in the hall was stunned, pork?Did everyone eat pork just now?

They were shocked at first, how could it be pork?Pork is cheap meat!

But then they were puzzled, didn't it mean that pork is very unpalatable and only poor people eat it, so it is called cheap meat?

But they tasted very delicious just now, how could it be pork?

Cheng Yaojin looked bewildered, and shouted: "Impossible, Your Majesty, we once ate pork together. The pork was very fishy and hard to chew. It didn't taste good at all. How could it be pork?"

Li Shimin said with a smile: "At first, I didn't believe it, but Su Cheng can always turn decay into magic, can't he?"

Wei Zheng had already stayed there, he ate the meal just now very heavy, he sighed unceasingly, because he felt that these dishes must be made of rare birds and animals, it was too extravagant.

But I never expected that it was made of pork!

He had never eaten pork in his life, but he had heard that pork was cheap and unpalatable, so he didn't think about pork at all, because these dishes were so delicious.

If these dishes were made of pork, the banquet would not be extravagant, but rather simple. After all, no one would like to eat pork, and it was worthless at all.

Wei Zheng couldn't help blushing for a while, the misunderstanding got bigger today.

(End of this chapter)