Datang's free and easy concubine

Chapter 1 The Crappy System

The street is very lively and full of traffic.

Su Cheng stared at the luxurious carriage driving up the long street, but he automatically ignored the guards on both sides of the carriage because he was very hungry now.

The carriage drew nearer, nearer.

I'm sorry, we have no other choice, Su Cheng swallowed, and said silently in his heart: "System, use the card, and take advantage of it!"

"Use the handy hand!" The system's voice sounded in Su Cheng's mind.

An inexplicable rule enveloped Su Cheng, and he seemed to see golden nuggets and silver ingots flying towards him.

With a whoosh, Su Cheng suddenly felt something appear in his hand.

Smooth as silk, with a hint of warmth.

Su Cheng raised his hand, stunned.

A bellyband embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water is fluttering in the wind in his hand, it is so bright and has a seductive fragrance.

The bellyband is pretty nice and sexy.

Su Cheng commented unconsciously, and then suddenly realized.

This style is wrong!

Shouldn't it be gold and silver that come by hand?No matter how bad it is, a piece of jade pendant will do, just bring a bellyband, can it be eaten as a meal?

Just when Su Cheng was in a daze, a scream rang out.

In the luxurious carriage, a pretty little girl was screaming with a pale face, because she suddenly felt a chill somewhere in her body, as if something was missing.

"Princess, what's the matter with you?" The maid next to her was startled and asked quickly.

"I, I, I..." The princess was crying with a hint of bewilderment on her face.

At this time, there was a sudden commotion outside. Just imagine a big man holding a bellyband in the street, how could it not cause a commotion?

At the noise the princess threw aside the curtain of the carriage, and she saw a young man in the long street holding up a bellyband.

She was very familiar with that bellyband, the princess was very confused, she was still wearing it just now, why is it in the hands of that man?

The maid next to him was also dumbfounded. Isn't the apron in the young man's hand the one worn by the princess?How could it suddenly appear in the hands of that young man?

"Ah! Thief! Catch him! He has stolen the princess' bellyband!" the maid screamed.

The princess's little face turned red at first, and then turned white again.

The guards outside the carriage rushed towards Su Cheng like a wolf.

Su Cheng suddenly woke up from his bewilderment, stuffed the apron into his arms, and ran away!

This is the Tang Dynasty!

If you are caught, you will be beaten to death!

Su Cheng ran as fast as he could, and cursed at the same time.

System, I am a grass mud uncle!

Su Cheng found a small alley at random and got in, but the guards behind him were still hot on their heels. Not only were the guards hot on their heels, but there were even two little girls behind him.

The princess and the maid also chased after her panting. At this moment, the princess only had one thought in her mind, that she must get the bellyband back. It was her personal belongings, how could it fall into the hands of a man?

Although Su Cheng ran wildly with all his strength, the footsteps and shouts behind him were getting closer.

Thinking of him as an otaku, how could he outrun other people's guards?

Su Cheng was very desperate. He felt that he might become the first and only time traveler who was killed by his own system.

"Host, do you want to draw a card?" The system's voice rang in Xu Sucheng's mind.

"Laozi will be killed by you, and you still draw cards, draw your sister! Laozi will never draw cards again if he dies here!" Su Cheng roared in his heart.

"You really don't smoke? The guards will catch up in ten seconds, host, please take care!"

what can I do?It's so difficult for me, Su Cheng looked back and said decisively: "System, draw a card, draw a card quickly!"

"Congratulations to the host for getting Qinggemanwu. May I ask if the host uses it?"

"Nonsense! Use it! Use it quickly!" Su Cheng didn't even bother to ask what singing and dancing were, because the guard behind him was only one step away from him, and he could only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

"Use it, sing and dance!"

As soon as the system's voice fell, the BGM exploded in the alley.

"Three circles to the left,

three turns to the right,

twisted neck,

ass twitching,

Let's do sports together..."

As the sound exploded in the alley, it seemed that an inexplicable force enveloped the alley, and all the people who were rushing towards Su Cheng were instantly frozen.

Su Cheng was a little horrified to find that his body began to twist uncontrollably...

Three laps to the left, three laps to the right, the neck twisted, the butt twisted, Su Cheng was about to collapse, is this singing and dancing?

This feeling is so shameful!

I don't draw cards anymore!If I draw another card, I am the grandson.

In fact, those guards were even more ignorant than Su Cheng. They didn't know why they couldn't move all of a sudden. Just when their hearts were trembling, they suddenly discovered that the prostitute was dancing.

Turning around clumsily, pinching his waist and twisting his neck, turning around and twisting his butt...

Their eyes widened suddenly, because they suddenly found

This is really

Too beautiful!

Is there a face full of cows, why do they think it is so good-looking?Why they can't help but want to see it!

This is a man twisting his ass!

This must be sorcery!

Little stars appeared in the eyes of the little princess and the little maid who were following behind.

very handsome!

So chic!

So charming!

Why is it so good-looking?

I really want to watch it like this forever!

The faces of the princess and the little maid were flushed, their eyes were full of stars, and they looked intoxicated.

Su Cheng was about to cry, because it was too shameful, he would rather be hacked to death by the guards than dance this shit!

System, you are enough!

However, the power of the system is not diverted from Su Cheng's purpose, so the twisting of buttocks and circles are still going on...

Finally, the BGM slowly disappeared, and Su Cheng was finally able to control his body again.

So, Su Cheng threw away all his integrity and shame, turned around and ran away.

The guards didn't chase after him, but bent down together.

vomit!

vomit!

Only the little princess and the little maid looked at the running figure disappearing into the alley with their hands in their hands, and they murmured in a nympho manner, "You're so handsome!"

How did it end?I'm so sorry!

The guards are still a little confused up to now, is the apron in the man's hand really the princess's?How could it suddenly appear in that person's hand?

"Princess?"

With a sound, the little princess was pulled out from the nympho, and her two big eyes were filled with mist.

Such a embarrassing thing happened, she doesn't know what to do now, it seems that she can only go back to her mother and cry.

"Back to the palace!"

"Quick, escort the princess back to the palace!"

Amidst the discussions all over the street, the carriage left in a hurry and drove towards the palace.

(End of this chapter)