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Chapter 796 Continuation Chapter 134 Beating Daughter Every Day

Liu Changan watched TV for a while, Qin Yanan came out, and Liu Changan's eyes fell on her involuntarily. People have the need to appreciate beauty and aesthetics. When they see beautiful things, they naturally focus on them. It is also a natural pursuit of beauty. .

This is also the reason why men often turn their heads when they see beautiful women on the street. There is no need for a man's female companion to pull his ears to wake him up at this time, this is completely killing nature.

Over time, it is also possible that men's aesthetics and tastes will decline. At that time, women will go to the Internet to complain about their men's straight male aesthetics and so on.

Liu Changan's eyes stopped from the toes exposed by Qin Yanan's high-heeled slippers to the corners of her soft eyes. A perfect woman always has every detail to the extreme, with glossy toenails and slightly raised corners of her eyes. The temptation that she made makes people feel that if the eyes are the lens, then every scene on her body is a perfect composition and photo.

In particular, the slender waist does not need to be deliberately twisted at all, and it will be brought out by the graceful curves when walking. This is something that many people cannot achieve through deliberate study and exercise.

After simply enjoying a few glances, Liu Changan withdrew his gaze, pointed to the side, and motioned for Qin Yanan, who was about to sit on the opposite couch, to come over.

Qin Yanan pouted, gave up her reserved look, and sat down with her backhand on the bottom of her skirt.

"Why do you look angry again?" Liu Changan asked, he didn't ask about Zhu Juntang's situation, he acted with discretion, not to mention he gave her ambergris, there must be no problem.

It's not surprising that Qin Yanan is angry, women are always angry for various reasons, just like men who have to adjust the feeling of friction between the crotch and the skin, the position and so on.

When some people see this sentence, they will involuntarily have the feeling of grabbing their pants.

Qin Yanan was actually not angry, he just wanted to see his reaction when he was angry, women like this, when he is really angry, he needs to be coaxed to be happy, when he is not angry, he recalls the feeling when he coaxed himself, so he endured I can't stop finding something to get angry or pretend to be angry for him to coax.

"The treatment that even Zhu Juntang's butt can enjoy, you use it to perfuse me and my children? Do you think I should be angry?" Qin Yanan said calmly.

She is not the kind of little girl who always likes to let men guess why she is angry. It's two different things.

There must be a degree in everything, this is something that many girls fail to notice when they act like a baby and make people irritated.

"It's simple, next time I'll save a basin of saliva for you, it's enough for you to drink." Liu Changan suddenly realized that this matter is not difficult, and he didn't ask him to make a basin of face cream.

"You!" Qin Yanan was really annoyed, and leaned over to pinch his waist, anyway, he didn't feel any pain, but the woman had to look fierce, and slowly moved closer, gritting her teeth, if he talked like this again, she would Bite his ear off.

Liu Chang'an felt the blue air blowing in her ear, and her breath made the cochlea caressed by air, and she couldn't help itching, so she quickly raised her hand to press her face.

Beauty generally doesn't have a big face, and only Cao Xueqin can describe a little girl's face as a silver basin. Liu Changan's hand can even hold a basketball, and it's easy to completely cover her face.

Qin Yanan bit his finger as soon as he opened his mouth. To be honest, Qin Yanan lived so long that he had never seen the movement of reaching out and pressing his face a few times, but this movement is completely a habit in Liu Changan's place.

According to Zhu Juntang's self-statement, she was pushed away by Liu Changan's hand and face every day. Liu Changan either stretched out his hand to push Zhu Juntang away, or stretched out his hand to control her head.

When he dealt with him in this way, most people would feel humiliated, and then become furious, losing their minds and making it difficult to deal with him, leaving him in a state of complacency.

But Qin Yanan had his own coup, and took advantage of the opportunity to bite his fingers tightly, retract his cheeks, control his fingers with the linkage of lips, tongue, mouth and teeth, and at the same time resolve his oppressive aura of refusal to be thousands of miles away .

This is a woman's talent: to overcome rigidity with softness.

"Let go." Liu Chang'an was a little surprised. It's not a dog. Only a dog likes to bite and hold it in its mouth when it sees the bone. With a little force from him, her teeth bit it harder, and she squeaked in her mouth. , When he is a bone with meat, can he still make some soup and gravy?
The simpler way is that he can just pull it out hard, but he is afraid of breaking her teeth. After all, this is not a real dog... If this is Lu Sien, he can fast forward to Zhou Dongdong crying and eating three bowls.

In fact, it's nothing if the teeth collapse, she is not an ordinary person's body, the teeth can still grow back, but it must be very painful when the teeth are stretched out, and the image of the mouth full of blood is very embarrassing, and she has to resent him for not feeling sorry for him , Said something like that if An Nuan bit him like this, he would definitely be reluctant to break An Nuan's teeth.

Qin Yanan bit his fingers and couldn't speak well, but seeing that he seemed to have nothing to do, she felt a little proud, raised her legs and put them on the sofa, adjusted her sitting position to a kneeling position, and supported the sofa with both hands so that she could relax more easily. Confront him persistently.

Her current state fully explains why many men like to let women maintain such a posture. Liu Changan looked at her sinking waist and the various curves that became more exaggerated because of it, and sneered. Stupid women think this Can you deal with him?

Liu Chang'an stretched out two fingers and inserted them into Qin Yanan's nostrils. Even though she was no longer an ordinary person, she hadn't evolved to the point where she didn't need to breathe air at all.

What's more, over the years, the body's needs for eating, breathing, etc. have become instincts, and if the instincts are suppressed, you will not get used to it and feel uncomfortable.

Qin Yanan only felt that his nasal cavity was pushed up, completely stuffed, he was suffocated, and he couldn't help taking a deep breath, which made his nostrils stick closer to his fingers, and the lacrimal glands seemed to be affected, and tears appeared in his eyes impulse.

Yeah, who doesn't want to cry in this situation?
She did have a little intention of fighting with him in her heart. A woman like her bit his finger like a cute puppy. Which man wouldn't want to move around and give birth to some charms? ?
If a man who understands fun, what would he do at this time, no one needs to remind him?

Anyway, no one would put their fingers into her nostrils at this time!

Is this what people do?

Only this stinky man would do such a thing.

Qin Yanan was so angry that she bit his finger even harder, opened the two fingers he had inserted into her nostrils, and stared at him angrily.

"Then you bite." Liu Changan had no other choice, after all, he was a younger sister, so he couldn't do anything cruel. If it was someone else, he would have stuck her nostrils and pushed her up.

Qin Yanan was originally a bit stubborn, and this was inherited from Ye Sijin, if he asked her to bite, she would just bite, as practice.

Practice is to practice the skill of biting people. After all, teeth are also a sharp weapon controlled by animal instincts. No one will think wrong about this point. After all, there are still many honest men.

Liu Changan picked up the remote control again, and Qin Yanan bit his finger, not caring about maintaining his seductive postures, and sat cross-legged with his arms crossed.

Liu Changan's finger was bitten by her, and he maintained an awkward posture, which didn't affect him at all, he even got up to get a bottle of orange juice, Qin Yanan followed him there, and came back to sit down again.

"Help me open it." Liu Changan didn't perform the kung fu of unscrewing the metal bottle cap with one hand, and handed the orange juice to Qin Yanan with a smile, "Don't you think it's funny? You are also very good at holding back laughter."

Qin Yanan didn't refuse to help, his hands were useless, her mouth was useless, they just complemented each other, Qin Yanan was helping him twist the bottle cap, while thinking about what he should do so that he could help her... But what is the use of mouth to help?

Unable to remember for a while, Qin Yanan unscrewed the bottle cap and wanted to take a sip before passing it to Liu Changan, but it was impossible to let go of his fingers, so he had to give up.

Liu Changan took it and drank it. At this time, Zhu Juntang, who looked pitiful and aggrieved but was about to do something, came out. Seeing this scene, he was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly burst out laughing.

"Qin Yanan, are you a dog?" Zhu Juntang laughed, and took out his phone to take pictures.

Seeing her take out her phone, Qin Yanan knew what she wanted to do, and quickly opened her mouth to spit out Liu Changan's fingers, pointing at Zhu Juntang: "You are ungrateful. You still want to take a picture, if you knew I should have given you the red ass just now Take two photos."

After finishing speaking, Qin Yanan regretted so much, he only enjoyed the feeling of stepmother, and forgot that she was still his best friend, and when it was time to take black photos, he should have taken black photos.

"Who told you to forget?" Zhu Juntang walked over triumphantly. It's a pity that the speed of taking pictures is slow. It shouldn't be so obvious that he laughed and took out his phone, which aroused her vigilance.

Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang, and continued to drink orange juice. The so-called forgetting the pain after the scar was healed was exactly the phenomenon in front of him.

Zhu Juntang's expression when she came out just now, she probably planned to perform it, but other things diverted her attention, and she immediately revealed her true colors.

Seeing Zhu Juntang walking to his side, Qin Yanan casually spanked her buttocks. It's a pity that Zhu Juntang didn't hit her buttocks just now. Now beating her is neither painful nor itchy. You can't really beat Zhu Juntang to the point of crying, otherwise you will be suspected of child abuse by the stepmother.

All mothers, stepmothers, stepmothers, and stepfathers who abuse children in this world should go to hell and be put in a frying pan.

Qin Yanan enjoys the feeling of being Zhu Juntang's stepmother quietly, but now she realizes a disadvantage, she can't treat Zhu Juntang like before.

If you are too used to Zhu Juntang, you will be said to be gloomy, and you want to spoil Zhu Juntang so that you can eradicate an opponent who will inherit the position of the master of Fenglei Sword Sect in Kyushu.

Qin Yanan doesn't know whether Liu Yiyi is interested in the position of the master of Fenglei Sword Sect in Kyushu in the future. The position of the saint protector is much higher than that of the intern gang members.

Of course, Qin Yanan couldn't be cruel to Zhu Juntang, and the image of the bad stepmother was even more solid... It's really a headache.

"You're itchy again, aren't you?" Liu Changan was watching TV and felt Zhu Juntang approaching, as if he was about to do or say something, Liu Changan said in a neutral tone.

"I found that you are not always witty." Zhu Juntang said affirmatively.

A wise man will make a mistake even if he thinks about it, and he will be discovered by a fool.

Fools have thousands of thoughts, but there are always times when they are wise and brave.

Liu Changan didn't take it seriously, the word wit was originally a good word, but it was used too much by Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang, and it didn't sound so witty. Zhu Juntang said he was not witty, and Liu Changan even thought it was a compliment.

Qin Yanan stood up, took the opportunity to pinch Liu Changan's ears, and then prepared to tidy up the living room. Sister Lan was gone, and many things needed to be done by herself as a pregnant woman. Fortunately, she didn't show her pregnancy yet, and she could still do something... He saw that In his eyes, he didn't care about a few words.

"You beat me up first, and then came to treat my wounds, why bother? I won't learn my lesson at all." Zhu Juntang calmly analyzed Liu Changan's unwitness.

Liu Changan now understands why so many people, after becoming parents, are prone to high blood pressure, physical fatigue, lack of energy, irritability and anxiety, even to the point of myocardial infarction.

As soon as Zhu Juntang spoke, Liu Changan wanted to beat her up.

"You should beat her up again, and then let her go to the hospital to repair Miss Zhu's delicate butt." Qin Yanan didn't even care about the suspicion of his stepmother.

Liu Changan didn't want to beat the children anymore today, and he even decided not to push Zhou Shuling to beat the children in the future...Of course, if Zhou Shuling wanted to beat the children himself, he was still willing to watch calmly.

"There is another very serious matter." Zhu Juntang took Qin Yanan's seat just now, and said seriously, "When I usually read some romance novels, when the hero and heroine are in an ambiguous stage, they often mention indirect kissing."

Qin Yanan stood up straight, frowning and staring at Zhu Juntang.

"What is an indirect kiss? For example, Liu Changan took a sip of orange juice." Zhu Juntang pointed to Liu Changan's orange juice, "Qin Yanan also took a sip of the orange juice bottle, and both of their lips touched the mouth of the orange juice bottle, that would be an indirect kiss...Actually The key point of authenticating indirect kissing is not that the lips of two people have touched the same thing... Otherwise, those of you who go out to eat in restaurants, wouldn’t you have kissed countless people indirectly?"

"Shut up if you have nothing to do, don't be disgusting." Qin Yanan said angrily, even though Zhu Juntang just said that when she and Liu Changan kissed indirectly, Qin Yanan was still a little sweet.

Where is Zhu Juntang an obedient person?Of course he won’t shut up, even though Liu Changan’s way of watching TV has exposed the flames of evil intentions, Zhu Juntang still insisted on saying, “The key to indirect kissing is to touch the saliva left by others. Just now Liu Changan’s saliva, When it was painted on my ass, it was basically equivalent to Liu Changan kissing my ass."

After finishing speaking, Zhu Juntang twisted her body. There was really no way out. Take all precautions. When the little fairy was finally defiled, she was already one percent...or one ten thousandth impure.

Liu Changan laughed.

Zhu Juntang kicked his legs and backed away again and again. At this time, Liu Changan didn't get up to beat him, but laughed as usual, which was really terrifying.

"Listen to me, you have a reason why you can't hit me." Zhu Juntang forcibly calmed down, ready to use her own theory to convince Liu Changan... She has confidence and experience. She has comforted and suppressed Liu Changan's violent temper several times. Experienced.

"Tell me." Qin Yanan hurried over to be a peacemaker. Now she is not worried that Zhu Juntang's IQ halo will infect Liu Yuyi. She is most afraid that Zhu Juntang's death method of not giving up without seeing the Yellow River and not shedding tears when seeing the coffin will be infected. Liu Yu.

At that time, it will be a trivial matter for Liu Yiyi to be beaten every day. The key is that even if Liu Changan has a strong physical and psychological quality, he will always be tortured by Liu Yiyi and Zhu Juntang together. What can we do for decades or hundreds of years?
"I just checked in the room. In ancient times, the Vikings began to kiss hands. After the monarch left, the thresholds he walked, the locks he touched, and the chairs he sat on. If you want to kiss, the highest etiquette is to kiss the monarch's ass, but later it gradually evolved into a hand kiss...In this case, if you kiss my ass indirectly, it means that I am your monarch, and you have sworn allegiance to me." Zhu Juntang supported his back with both hands, exuding the aura of a fairy to fight against Liu Changan's ferocious flames, "I...I have no other requirements. From now on, I will be the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate..."

Before Zhu Juntang could finish speaking, Liu Changan picked her up and laid her on the sofa for a while and beat her up. After hearing her howl, Liu Changan left with a blank expression on her face. It was getting more and more outrageous.

(End of this chapter)